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Transcript of Degraded Image By: Tripp Taylor. Step One: Take a photo of a broken Valentine’s day heart-shaped...
Step Two:Run over the picture of the crushed lollipop with my 4WD truck
in order to crush it even more
Step Four:Fold my broken-hearted lollipop picture into a guitar pick, write “Cherub” on it, and play a mushy Cherub love song with it. (aka
“Chocolate Strawberries”)
Step Five:Make my crushed-hearted lollipop photo into an iPod and play the Cherub song on it that I had just previously played on the
guitar. (“Chocolate Strawberries”)
Step Seven:Regret ruining my iPod and try to wipe off the iPod with a paper
towel, unfortunately destroying the iPod.
Step Eight:Make the best of the tragic situation and turn my glob of heart-brokeness, candy crushed, chocolate-covered paper towel into a baseball. (Then proceed to throw the baseball through the
window of the person who made me feel this way.)
Step Nine:Find my amazing baseball the next day in the street crushed
and broken, just like the heart candy. Next, cross out the “RUB” from the “Cherub” guitar pick and form the “C” into an “S”, therefore constructing the word “She”. Proceed to write a
sappy, cheesy line about broken-heartedness.
Step Ten:Show a fellow and un-amused roommate the line I had just
written and not receive any pity or condolence .
Step Eleven: Have the paper snatched from my hand by my roommate as he
proceeds to vomit all over it due to being grossed out and annoyed.
Step Twelve:Once again, try to make the best of the situation by
remembering I had another lollipop! However, this other lollipop had lost its stick. Therefore, I figured why not make this
mess of an experience into something beautiful… Another lollipop stick!