Defenitions

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A pinch of tobacco A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper rolled in paper with fire at one end with fire at one end and a fool at the other! and a fool at the other! 

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It's an agreement It's an agreement wherein wherein a man loses his bachelor degree a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master and a woman gains her master 

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An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either 

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The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present 

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The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece  

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The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! 

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A place where divorce comes before marriage  

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A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on 

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A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before 

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A book which people praise, but never read 

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A curve that can set a lot of things straight!    

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A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life    

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The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth     

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A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do    

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Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together   

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The name men give to their Mistakes 

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An invention to bring an end to all inventions 

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A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead 

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A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip 

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A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river 

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A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 

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A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

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A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

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A banker provided by nature 

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a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's.

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A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught 

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Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early 

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One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later 

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A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills! 

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