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7/23/2019 December 11, 2015 (Friday) http://slidepdf.com/reader/full/december-11-2015-friday 1/8 Published by BS Central 515 2nd Ave. S • Glasgow, MT 59230 406-228-4558 • fax: 406-228-4578 [email protected]    ,  1 1 rida  y,  D  e  c  e  m   b  e   r 1   1  ,    2   0   1    5 It’s a Wonderful Life when you can wear your UGLY sweater!  On Saturday, December 12th, everyone is invited to bring their amily and riends to a special screening o Frank Capra’s “It’s A Wonderul Lie” in its original black and white ormat, at 1:00 p.m. at Valley Cinemas. Tere is no charge, but cash donations will be accepted and all proceeds will be given to Soroptimist International o Glasgow.  Tere will also be an ugly Christmas sweater contest immediately ollowing the movie. All contestants will gather in the lobby and the winner will receive a $25 Visa gif card, presented by Christmas Classics. On Thursday evening, the residents and guests at Prairie Ridge Village were treated to a Christmas Concert by the students of music instructors Colleen Thompson and Kathy Smith. Lauren Kolstad “wowed” the crowd with “Away in a Manger” Featuring students ages 6-16, it was a splendid performance by all and thoroughly enjoyed by a packed house at Prairie Ridge.

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515 2nd Ave. S • Glasgow, MT 59230406-228-4558 • fax: 406-228-4578

[email protected]

 

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It’s a Wonderful Life when you can wear your UGLY sweater!  On Saturday, December 12th,everyone is invited to bring theiramily and riends to a specialscreening o Frank Capra’s “It’s AWonderul Lie” in its original blackand white ormat, at 1:00 p.m. atValley Cinemas.

Tere is no charge, but cash

donations will be accepted and allproceeds will be given to SoroptimistInternational o Glasgow.  Tere will also be an uglyChristmas sweater contestimmediately ollowing the movie.All contestants will gather in thelobby and the winner will receive

a $25 Visa gif card, presented byChristmas Classics.

On Thursday evening, the residents and guests at

Prairie Ridge Village were treated to a Christmas

Concert by the students of music instructors

Colleen Thompson and Kathy Smith. Lauren

Kolstad “wowed” the crowd with “Away in a Manger”

Featuring students ages 6-16, it was a splendid

performance by all and thoroughly enjoyed by a

packed house at Prairie Ridge.

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Late Nite Laffs

“Donald Trump showed his

birth certicate to reporters.Who cares about his birth

certicate? I want to knowif that thing on his head has

had its vaccinations.” – Craig

Ferguson 

“Forecasters say El Niñoshould bring much-needed

rain to California. Meanwhile,Donald Trump said if elected

president he won’t let El Niñointo the country.” –ConanO’Brien 

“A new poll found that 54

percent of Americans sayit’s too early to be playingChristmas music. I couldn’t

agree more. Now let’s talkabout the 2016 presidential

race.” –Seth Meyers 

“A new study has found thatspecially trained pigeonscan have up to an 85

percent accuracy rate ofdetecting breast cancer in

humans. Which means that15 percent of the time it’s

 just a pigeon staring at yourboobs.” –Seth Meyers 

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Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Michael B. Jordan, Phylicia Rashad, Tessa Thompson,Will Blagrove, Michael Falkenhagen, Tony Bellew, Juan-Pablo Veza, Dominic LongoDescription: Adonis Johnson (Jordan) never knew his famous father, worldheavyweight champion Apollo Creed, who died before he was born. Still, there’s nodenying that boxing is in his blood, so Adonis heads to Philadelphia, the site of ApolloCreed’s legendary match with a tough upstart named Rocky Balboa. Once in the

City of Brotherly Love, Adonis tracks Rocky (Stallone) down and asks him to be histrainer. Despite his insistence that he is out of the ght game for good, Rocky sees in Adonis the strength and determination he had known in Apollo--the erce rival whobecame his closest friend. Agreeing to take him on, Rocky trains the young ghter,even as the former champ is battling an opponent more deadly than any he facedin the ring. With Rocky in his corner, it isn’t long before Adonis gets his own shot atthe title...but can he develop not only the drive but also the heart of a true ghter, intime to get into the ring?.

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Cast: Jeffrey Wright, Frances McDormand, Maleah Nipay-PadillaDescription:The Good Dinosaur” asks the question: What if the asteroid that foreverchanged life on Earth missed the planet completely and giant dinosaurs neverbecame extinct? Pixar Animation Studios takes you on an epic journey into the worldof dinosaurs where an Apatosaurus named Arlo makes an unlikely human friend.While traveling through a harsh and mysterious landscape, Arlo learns the power ofconfronting his fears and discovers what he is truly capable of.

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  “Let’s talk aboutDonald Trump, because wedo it every night. He saidthat he may skip the nextRepublican debate on CNN

unless the network pays him$5 million. But CNN laughed

it off, saying, ‘We don’t have$5 million. CNN was like,‘Fine, we’ll just let Jeb Bushtalk for two hours — oh myGod, where do we send thecheck?’” –Jimmy Fallon

“Amazon just unveiled newprototype drones for its

Prime Air delivery service,and it said it hopes to

deliver packages in under30 minutes. Then peoplewaiting to depart from

LaGuardia were like, ‘Howmuch weight can they hold?I’ll try it.’” –Jimmy Fallon

Nominees for the 73rdannual Golden Globes were

announced this morningWhich can only mean

one thing: It’s Diet Cokecommercial season. – JimmyKimmel 

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BUZZIFIEDS

Record setthis week 

nd 7 to 9 mph.

Saturday: Partly sunny, with a high near 33. Southeastwind 5 to 7 mph.

Saturday Night:  Mostly cloudy, with a low around 20.East southeast wind around 10 mph.

Sunday:  Mostly cloudy, with a high near 38. Southsoutheast wind 9 to 13 mph.

Sunday Night: A chance of freezing rain. Mostly cloudy,with a low around 21. East southeast wind 5 to 8 mph.Chance of precipitation is 30%.

Monday: Snow likely. Cloudy, with a high near 30. Northnortheast wind 8 to 10 mph. Chance of precipitation is70%. New snow accumulation of 1 to 3 inches possible.

Monday Night: Snow likely. Cloudy, with a low around16.

Tuesday: A chance of snow. Cloudy, with a high near 23.

Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 7.

Wednesday:  A slight chance of snow showers. Partlysunny, with a high near 22.

Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high near 24.

BUZZGATEWAY CLUB:  is looking for 2 cooks and a dishwasher. PICK UPAPPLICATION AT JOB SERVICE.

BUZZDRUG COURT COORDINATOR: Glasgow Adult Treatment Court is looking

for a Drug Court Coordinator. You will maintain client data, organize lescreate forms and provide input on participants to the team. This position

requires a high level of prociency in Microsoft Ofce, especially WordOutlook and Excel. Experience in administrative capacity is required. Thisposition is part-time, 24 hours per week, pays $17 per hour plus benetsincluding health insurance. FOR APPLICATION INFORMATION, PLEASECONTACT JUDGE GILBERT AT 228-2389.

BUZZVALLEY VIEW HOME: Is looking for a part time diet aide for days,nights, and weekends. No experience required but kitchen or restaurantexperience is a plus. Must be available for call-ins. Wage DOE.

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GIRL SCOUT TROOP 2464: Will be wrapping gifts at Red Barn Giftsstarting December 12 through December 24. Will also wrap any gifts youbring to them from other businesses.

  A record warm minimum temperature set inGlasgow on December 8th as the low temperature was32 degrees, breaking the record warm minimum or that

date. Te previous record was 29 degrees set in 1984.

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El Cor Del Lanes Vick’s lanes

Bowling

Sponsored by

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HolidayW: 6 L: 2

Old Mil LightW: 4 L: 4

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CB’s DetailingW: 1 L: 7

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HIGH GAMES & SERIES 

BOWLING

Tihista Const.W: 17.5 L: 2.5

Hi-Line FordW: 15 L: 5

Dahl AviationW: 11 L: 9

Glasgow StockW: 10 L: 10

E.G.T.W: 9 L: 11

BergiesW: 7.5 L: 12.5

Vick’s LanesW: 6.5 L:13.5

Farmer’s ElevatW: 3.5 L: 16.5

  One winter morning a husband and wieresiding in Carlyle, Saskatchewan, were listeningto the radio during breakast.  hey heard the announcer say, “We are goingto have 8 to 10 inches o snow today. You must parkyour car on the even-numbered side o the street

so the snowplows can get through.”  So the good wie went out and moved her car.  A week later while they are eating breakastagain, the radio announcer said, “We are expect ing10 to 12 inches o snow today. You must park yourcar on the odd-numbered side o the street, so thesnowplows can get through.”  So the good wie went out and moved her car.  he next week they are again having breakastwhen the radio announcer says, “We are expect ing12 to 14 inches o snow today. You must park ...”

  Suddenly the electric power went out, and theradio went silent. he good wie was very upset,and with a worried look on her ace. She said,“Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side o thestreet do I need to park on so the snowplows canget through?”  With the love and understanding in his voicethat all men who are married to blondes exhibitthe husband replied, “My dear, why don’t you justleave it in the garage this time?”

Heart-warming winter tale

  he Prairie Symphonette will perorm “OhHoly Night” as its annual Christmas Concert onSunday, December 13th at 3:00 p.m. at the ScobeyHigh School Gymnasium.  hey will have a variety o music conducted byMatthew Goettle, Brad Persinger, & Russell Johnson

Holiday avorites rom their vast repertoirewill be served up as will rereshments ollowing theconcert.

Christmas Concert in Scobey 

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Here's a *T*I*P*  From the end o the second quarter 2011 to theend o the irst quarter 2015 the Gross DomesticProduct in the United States has gone up about 14percent. However, ederal government debt has goneup almost double, 26 percent, says Karl Denninger oMarket-icker.org.  “During that time rame the Republicans had beenin control o the U.S. House o Representatives, whichcontrols all ederal spending,” he wrote. “Not onlyhave the Republicans not cut any spending they’veexpanded it twice the rate o economic output.”  In other words let’s not be hearing about theRepublican Party—on a ederal level, mind you—being the party o iscal restraint, especially in thenow-underway race or the U.S. Presidency, becauseit just isn’t so anymore. — “Things, Ideas & People...Daniels County Leader 

 Look what could be underyour tree this year.

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February 6, 2016

  We are humbled by and grateful for the love and support

shown to us. Not only at Stan’s benet, but since his cancer diagnosis.

  Thank you Bill, Iva, Doris, and Jodie for organizing the

benet. Thank you Dudley and the Deadbeats for providing music.

Thank you Dan and Joyce for your kind words and musical tribute.Thank you Georgie for taking pictures. Thank you Glasgow Courier,

BS Buzz and KLTZ for providing advertising. Thank you everyone

who donated and purchased auction items. Thank you to everyone

who attended the benet, It was quite a night.

  Stan is scheduled for surgery January 6, 2016, at Billings

Clinic. Your continued prayers and support are greatly appreciated.

God is good and we will beat the thing called cancer.

Thank You

With love and gratitude,Stan Sonsteng

Ruth Ann Hutcheson

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LasagnaCall for reservation by 10 AM

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MONDAY

  Milk River, Inc. is once again sponsoring theChildren’s Christmas Store on Saturday, December12th rom 9:00 am.-1:00p.m. at the Elks Club.Bring your kids in and let them do some easy

Christmas shopping.

Kids’ Christmas shopping spree

SundayNoon - 4pm

Kick Off Countdown

Starts Sunday December 13th

 30% Off All

Sunday  - Ceramic MixingBowls

Monday  - Stuffed Animals

on Fort Peck Highway Just Outside of Glasgow 228-9256

10 am - 5:30 pm Weekdays • 10 am - 4 Saturdays

12 Days of Christmas 

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CALL JON at 263-2113 TODAYwww.hellandagencyinc.com

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Soup: Tomato

Lunch: Grilled Ham & Cheese

Dinner: Liver & Onions

SUNDAY

Soup: Cook’s Choice

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SATURDAY

Soup: Cook’s Choice

Lunch: Chicken Philly

Dinner: T-Bone Steak

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Ham & Cheese Bar • Tri Tater 

Pears • Milk

 Lunch

Chicken Drumstick • Carrots

 2 Mashed Potatoes w/Gravy

 Apple Crisp • Choice of Fruit • Milk

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  Te final results are in at Montana Fish, Wildlie &Parks Havre check station or the 2015 hunting season.Te check station was open rom Oct. 10 (the open ogeneral antelope) through Nov. 29 (the end o the biggame season). In general, both hunter numbers and big-game harvest increased rom last year.

  Hunter numbers were up 12% rom 2014, but are stilldown 18% rom long-term average. “Weather conditionsthis year were mostly warm and dry, which may havehelped increase hunter participation rom last year,” saidHavre-area biologist Scott Hemmer, who manages thecheck station.

In addition, hunter success and hunter satisactionseems to be on the upswing. “We talked to a lot o huntersthat were pleased with seeing more game, especially sincethe winter o 2010-2011 and past epizootic hemorrhagicdisease (EHD) outbreaks,” noted Hemmer, “and hunter

harvest was in line with that.”  Te antelope harvest o 77 animals was an increaseo 15% rom 2014, but is still 76% below the long-termaverage. Te reduction in the long-term average is mainlydue to ewer licenses available. “Antelope populationsare still recovering rom the harsh winter o 2011,” saidHemmer, “and in response, antelope license quotas havebeen kept at reduced levels until numbers increase.”

Mule deer harvest increased o 62% rom lastyear, with 341 mule deer harvested. Tis increase wascorroborated by reports rom hunters o substantiallybetter mule deer numbers. “Overall mule deer harvestwas still 30% below the long-term average, but this ismostly due to the absence o “B” licenses and lower muledeer doe harvest,” noted Hemmer. Mule deer buckharvest was only 5% below the long-term average.

White-tailed deer harvest was up 33% rom 2014,with 56 deer harvested, but was still 68% below the long-term average. Similar to mule deer, a majority o the dropin white-tailed deer harvest has been the result o lowerantlerless harvest resulting rom the absence o white-

Final Havre-Area Check Station Data Tabulatedtailed doe tags. However, white-tailed buck harvest isstill down 46% rom the long-term average. “Huntersreported seeing increasing white-tailed deer numbersthis year, but numbers did not appear to be back to pre-EHD levels in most areas,” said Hemmer.Elk harvest at the check station was up early in the season

but slowed toward the end, with a total o 35 elk overallHarvest was comparable to past years, being up 17% romlast year, and 13% below the long-term average.

Upland bird harvest was strong this year. “Birdhunters reported above average numbers o sharp-tailedgrouse and pheasant in the eastern part o Region 6while hunter reports in the western part o the regionwere generally o more average numbers,” said HemmerHungarian partridge reports, particularly in the westernpart o the region, were excellent.

Pheasant harvest (753 birds) was down 4% rom last

year and 14% below the long-term average. Sharp-tailedgrouse harvest (186 birds) was up 6% rom last year and38% above the long-term average. Hungarian partridgeharvest (131 birds) was up 87% rom last year and 129%above the long-term average.

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  Ole went to the carpenter   and asked, “Vill youbuild me a box dat is two inches high, two inches vide,and fify oot long?”  “Hmm ...” mused the carpenter. “It could be done, Isuppose, but what would you want a box like that or?”  “Vell, you see,” said Ole, “my neighbor Lars moved

away and orgot a ew tings, so he asked me to send himhis garden hose.”

  Did you hear about   the new game fish the NorthDakota Fish & Game Department is trying to breed?  Tey took a Coho and crossed it with a Walleye.Tey called it a Kowal. It had great taste, and ought likehell, but it was too small.  So they crossed the Kowal with a Muskie, and calledit a Kowalski. It has the best o everything: it fights hard,it tastes great, and it grows up to 50 inches.  Te only problem is they’re having trouble teachingit to swim.

Friday Funnies

by Sugar

  Trump: “It’s not a toupee, I just ound the Bush thatJeb lost.”

Why are Muslims  worried about rump’simmigration plans? Once you deport Juan you deportJamal.

Question:  What’s the difference between a badgoler and a bad skydiver?   Answer:  A bad goler goes, whack. Dang! A badskydiver goes dang! Whack.

  Question: What is a mixed eeling’?   Answer:  When you see your mother-in-lawbacking over a cliff with your brand new pickup.

  A man went to apply or a job. Afer filling out all ohis applications, he waited anxiously or the outcome.Te employer read all his applications and said, “Yes,indeed, we have an opening or people like you.”

“Oh, great,” the applicant said, “What is it?”Te employer said, “It’s called the door!”

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