Date One of Cheyanne’s Biases!

CHICKS DUDES

Select your woman

Yuri

Amber

Sooyoung

Minzy

Select your man

Changmin

Ren

Kyuhyun

Donghae

“Nice to see you! Help me out real quick– do I have

anything on my face? I keep thinking I see something out of the corner of my eye on

my left cheek.”

“Uh yeah, you actually do have

some weird shit on your face.”

“Nah, you good, son!”

“Hey! Did you know I’m the sexiest

member of Girls’ Generation?”

“No, you’re not.” “Of course!”

“Oh! I just woke up– sorry you had to see me like this. Wanna

hear a joke?”

“Sure!”“No way, you

hideous shrew.”

“Say ‘cheese’!”

“Cheese!” “Crackers!”

“How are you? Would you like to go hiking

with me? I’m all set to go!”

“Sure, let’s go!”“Oh, I don’t think so– I’m not really dressed for that kind of thing.”

“…”

“…”

“… Excuse me… You’re standing in

front of the computer and I’m

trying to …Do something…”

“Oh, sorry!” “Hey, is that a video game?”

“Hey! Could you toss that ball

over here?”

“DONGHAE?!”“Here you

go!”

“Wow, that was embarrassing– but

it’s gone now, right?”

“Yeah, you got it.” “Nope, still there.”

“… You must think you’re real

funny, huh?”

Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t you try

again?

“Well, thanks for all your help

today… Now are we gonna sex or

what?”

Yay, you got Amber in bed! Why don’t you try

to bed someone else now?

“… You’re kidding, right?”

Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t you try again?

“You’re so sweet! What are some of

your hobbies?”

“You know, chillin’, watching TV, the usual kind of stuff.”

“Uh… Uhm… Uh…”

“… You’re actually pretty boring, huh?”

Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t

you try again?

“Enh, forget it. Let’s sex!”

Yay, you got Yuri in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else

now?

“What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

TYRANNOSAURUS WRECKS! Isn’t that funny?!”

“Hilarious!” “Not really…”

“… Oh, okay.”

Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t

you try again?

“Your turn! Tell me a joke!”

Tell her a dirty joke. Tell her a pun.

“Uh… I don’t get it.”

Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t you try again?

“Wow, you’re hilarious. Might

you also be down to sex?”

Yay, you got Sooyoung in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else

now?

“Thanks!”

Oh, she ran off. Why don’t you try again?

“Heh heh, you cray cray! Where do you get your

inspiration from?”

“It’s a secret…”“Ah, you know, life and stuff.”

“I’m not playing around, bitch.

Tell me!”

“Okay, okay!”

“You’re so fucking cool! Wanna sex?”

Yay, you got Minzy in bed! Why don’t you try

to bed someone else now?

“Yup, that’s me! Can I get

that ball, now?”

“Yo, can we sex?!” “Oh, yeah, here you go!”

“Thanks!”

Oh, he ran off. Why don’t you

try again?

“Oh, uh, sure! Let’s do this

thing!”

Yay, you got Donghae in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?

“It’s cool, thanks for moving.”

Oh, he’s distracted. Why

don’t you try again?

“Yeah, it’s Starcraft. Do you play?”

“Hell yeah I do! I’ll kick your ass any

day!”

“No… Think you could teach me?”

“Yeah, whatever.”

Uh-oh, looks like you upset him. Why don’t

you try again?

“Sure, and maybe we could sex afterwards?”

Yay, you got Kyuhyun in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?

“Go get dressed, I’ll wait.”

“Alright…”

“So where should we go? Up the mountain, or through the woods?”

“Up the mountain!”

“Through the woods!”

“I don’t give a shit!”

“Phew, I’m exhausted! I’m gonna go take a

shower.”

Oh, he’s distracted. Why don’t you try

again?

“These woods are so romantic… Would you

consider doing the sex with me here?”

Yay, you got Changmin in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?

“I guess I’ll be hiking by myself

today.”

Uh-oh, looks like you upset him. Why don’t

you try again?

“…”

“…”

“I’m really bored. Do you want to

sex?”

Yay, you got Ren in bed! Why don’t you try to

bed someone else now?