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Dialogue by Fran Marti and Sebastian.Rosa Obama : Hello
Michelle: Why are you looking like that?
Obama: Because there is a cop behind us and I want to look beautiful when he kills us
And why are you looking like that?
Michelle: Because I love you. Do you want to be my boyfriend?
Obama : No
Michelle : Why ?
Obama : Because I love Marilyn Monroe
Michelle : But she is deadObama : Ahok
Michelle : So do you want to be my boyfriend?
Obama : No
Michelle : Why?
Obama : Because I dont love you
Wife: Why do I have to pose all day. Im turning old!
Man: Come on! we just got married.
Wife: In that frame it`s you and my sister
Man: Come on! that was a week ago! 3 days before we married
Wife: Why did I marry you? Ive known you just for a few days
Man: For publicity
Wife: And why Im grabbing a risotto, Im Jewish
Man: Because nobody has to know we are not Christians
Wife: You are selfish
Man: A little bit
Dialogue by martin Alegre and Martin Lang
Dialogue by Sol and Morgui
Boy - Ow! The cake fell off!!!
Girl -Here is a water melon, we can use it like a cake. Ill put the candelles on it.
Boy -But he will realize its not a cake!
Girl -It doesnt matter.
Boy -Ok hahaha. But if he gets angry its not my fault! Hahaha
Dialogue By Sebi P and RomnGirl: Do you think Im a bad girl?
Girl: oh! You are very nice. I love you
Boy: You are horrible
Girl: tell me something with love
Girl: Im gonna kill you
Girl: Do you remember its Valentines Day?
Boy: yes, look at that Ferrari
Girl: Is that my present?
Boy: no, Ive bought you socks in that same colour
Robert: hello! I Want tosay something to you.
Gemma: yes, you called me yesterday!
Robert: Will you marry me?
Robert: Oh why?
Gemma: because you are horrible and I hate you.
By Chiara and Julia
Girl: Kiss me baby
Boy: Wait! First look at the paparazzis camera.
Girl: Dont you love me?
Boy: Yes, I love you but the camera is important
Girl: More than me?!
Girl: Well if you love it so much go with it.
Boy: But I really love you!!! Please it is just a photo and Ill go with you
Boy: wait camareman!!
Girl: AHHHHHH boysss!!!
By Gina and Francisco A.
Dialogue by Maite, Serena and Milca
Boy: I miss you so much!
Girl: do you?Boy: Maybe in a month Ill be there!
Girl: Really? I hate you!
Boy: WHAT? Why? Whats happened?
Girl: I saw you kissing another girl the other day
Boy: It wasnt me!!
Girl: Oh! Ok, then, I love you again.
Boy: Me too!!!
Man: Oh! Your lips taste very good.
Woman: Oh! Thanks! Yours too.
Man: Can I ask you something?
Woman: YesMan: Do you want to marry me?
Woman: Oh its very fast, that would hurt our relationship.Man: But Why?
Woman: because its very fast and were famousMan: Ok! Come on! Dont tell me that
Woman: Ok! the thing between us is overManu and LupeBarbara: hahaha please stop, ahhaha
Felipe: ok ok. I have to tell you something
Barbara: ok tell me
Felipe: Barbaracan you see my stomach? there are butterflies
Barbara: oh my God! are you ok?
Felipe: its a metaphor, I mean, Im in love with __ Barbara interrupts him __
Barbara: do you remember when I was in love
Barbara: its my new boyfriend! Well tell me, -you are in love with?
Felipe: ah ok I probably have a stomachache :(
Sofi, Viole and Male.