Crash creativity assignment 09

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A Crash Course on Creativity Yawn & Sleep service Y:ES The Magnificent Mutant Mustard Musketeers Assignment #09

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The Magnificent Mutant Mustard Musketeers last team assignment fot the Stanford's Crash Course on Creativity

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A Crash Course on Creativity

Yawn & Sleep serviceY:ES

The Magnificent Mutant Mustard Musketeers

Assignment #09

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Have you ever been in such a situation? Your job is keeping your mind so busy that you can't sleep? Well. We have an innovative solution for you .

The Problem

The night is calm. But you're still awake. Impossible for you to sleep tonight. Your boss is a real dork. You have enough commitments for an entire lifetime. Your job is stressful. You think something's going to get wrong sooner or later. Or you forgot to do something before you leave the office. Or You'll never finish this report before the deadline. Or... Or... Gosh, you're so tired !

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The 4M Creativity and Advanced Research Laboratory for Original Services

The world's first on-purpose boring conversation service.

proudly presents

YES. Yawn & Sleep.

The solution

Y:ES

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We think the best way to achieve this is to start a boring conversation. Oh YES.

Or at least to listen to someone as boring as this boring, complaining bloke working at your boring office (boring cubicle next to your boring one).

What's that?

In order to get back to sleep, you have to divert your mind from its stressing thoughts.You need something so boring that your mind won't use this to keep you awake... again!

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Because you are special and unique

(and, YES, awake!)

Call 1-313-SLEEP and say "can't sleep"

How does it work?

Our automated intelligent agent will analyze your voice toneand assign you the most efficient and boring chat partner,using our specific, patented stress-recognition algorithm.

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Made for you

YES, tens of profiles available to bore you to death sleep!

Kevin the nerd, who only talks about technical devices and boring Sci-Fi TV series

Stu the car-lover, boring you with rims, custom painting and motors

Brian the self-loving marketing guy, who always wears a suit and loves to hear himself talk

Rajid, the Indian worker, who always says "yes" and never answers a question

Dilbert, the disillusioned, too-smart, underpaid employee

Connie the desperate housewife, who talks only about appliances, cookies and her nails

Chuck the soccer fan, who never played a match and has a such large beer belly

Kim the teen girl, only thinking about fashion, Instagram and duckfaces

Elizabeth the mother-in-law, always bitching about anything and everything

Patrick the depressive employee, always complaining about his sh*tty life and hatred boss

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How much does it cost?

Simply put:

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

Half the price of a normal landline communication cost!

YES, the boring dude has to pay the other half to have the possibility to find such a patient and fine audience!

Call 1-313-SLEEP now at 3am!

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The End

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