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-. : A Record of-= - Continuous News Seivic - for over Half a Century Volume LIV. No. 46 To Captain Varsity Through Cage Season John J. Demo, '35 Is i I m II z i I | | E i t E Wi S | k t K i [ r t ': t , , F ,(. I Round Hills Generator Will Subject For Speech In New York I I I I I II I II I 1 I .I I I Iii Ii I I I, I i I STUDENTS TO VOTE 'ON FAVORITETUNES I I I I I I DR. ALLAN ROWE IS NEAR DEATH FROM OPERATION Rowe Was Secretary Of Council On Athletics; Member Of Corporation CONDITION DANGEROUS AFTER TRANSFUSIONS Dr. Rowe Spoke On Field At Dedication Of New Field House I I I I I I I Official Unridergraduate News Organ of Massachusetts Institute of Technology CAMBRIDGE, MASS., TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1934 Price Three Cents Condition Critical Following Operation s Selected To Lead Team Place Of Kennedy Who Failed To Return DEMO ALSO HONORED BY TAU BETA In PI Day Thornton, One Of Last Year's Stars, Not To Play This Year Elected captain of th e basketball team four days before he is to be initiated to Tau Beta Pi, the national honorary engineering society, is the honor which has fallen this week to John Demo, '35. Demo, a regular guard on last year's varsity hoop team and one of the outstanding de- fense men of last year's five was elect- ed by the lettermen of the varsity last evening. Charles Kennedy, who was elected captain at the end of last year's season, did not return to the Institute this year. Demo has been a member of the varsity team for the past three years and was a member of the freshman basketball team in his first year here. The new hoop leader, who comes from North Adams, besides being active in basketball has been a high ranking student since his entrance here as is evidenced by his recent election to Tau Beta Pi. He is also a member of (Continued on Page 4) TECHNIQUE PLANS FOR GRADUATE SECTION IN 1935 PUBLICATION Nalle, Bush Approve New Plan; Graduates Urged To Sign For Appointments In its 1935 issue, Technique is con- sidering the possibility of running a Graduate section, in which there will be a picture of the Graduate House, a description of the Graduate School, and pictures and biographies of the Graduate students. The proposal has been supported by Mr. John M. Nalle, Placement Officer, and by Dr. Vanne- var Bush, vice-president of the Insti- tute. Aid in Seeking Employment iAmong other advantages, it is thought that the proposal will be of great aid in the placement of gradu- ates seeking employment. All gradu- ate students are urged to sign up in order that they may appear in Tech- nique. Signups for picture appoint- ments will be made through the six house representatives in the Dormi- tories and through members of the various courses. "Do's and Don'ts Wi Listed By Male Dr. Allan Winter Rowe, '01, mem- ber of the Corporation and research director of the Evans Memorial Hos- pital, was critically ill last night at Collis P. Huntington Memorial Hos- pital following an operation. Four blood transfusions have been made in efforts to save his life. Well known for his research on human glands, Dr. Rowe is Professor of Physiological Chemistry at the School of Medicine of Boston Univers- ity. He is secretary of the Advisory Council on Athletics. He has probably done as much for the promotion of athletic competition among the stu- dents at the Institute as any other person. Dedicated Barbour Field House Last month, Dr. Rowe dedicated the new Barbour Field House during Field Day activities. The next day he went to the hospital to undergo an opera- tion. He has been confined since then, first in the Massachusetts Memorial Hospital and two weeks ago he was (Continued on Page 4) TESTS OF GASOLINE PERFORMANCE SHOWN BY R. G. COVENEY One-Cylinder Motor Demon- strates Effect of Gasolines On Engine Knoceck Actual tests of gasoline perform- ance in a one-cylinder engine will be shown by R. G. Coveney of the Ethyl Corporation to a combined meeting of the Society of Automotive Engineers and the student chapter of the Ameri- can Society of Mechanical Engineers next Thursday, November 22, in Room 5-330. Lecturing on modern high compres- sion fuels, Mr. Coveney will show by means of lantern slides and the single cylinder motor the effect of different grades of gasoline on the performance of internal combustion engines. Generator Measures Power Output The gasoline engine drives an elec- tric generator, which measures the horse-power output. The gauge panel also contains a revolution counter, knock intensity meter, and perform- ance meter. Dr. Allan Winter Rowe, '01 Scabbard And Blade Hold This Week To Select Dance Numbers Poll Favorite dance numbers of Technol- ogy men will be selected in a poll of the entire student body this week, sponsored by Scabbard and Blade, and the numbers chosen will be on the pro- gram of their Military Dance which comes Friday, November 23. Voting will be held in the Main Lobby from 12 to 2 every day this week. "Inasmuch as this balloting is not limited to those who have already pur- chased tickets, the results will deter- mine the 'All Technology Favorites', and we will thus be able to present the music Technology men like best," re- marked Damon E. Francisco, Chair- man of the Social Committee. Attendance is not limited to mem- bers of the R. O. T. C. and the com- (Continued on Page 3) BASEBALL STORIES TO BE TOLD FREE MASONS Maclaurin Lodge Will Meet Next Wednesday Evening Richard C. Maclaurin Lodge, the M. I. T. lodge of Free Masons, will lis- ten to "Dan" Barry, former American League umpire, talk on "Baseball Stories" at its next meeting, Wednes- day, November 21, in the Cambridge Masonic Temple, 1950 Massachusetts Avenue near Porter Square. Following the regular Masonic meeting at 7 o'clock, the talk will com- mence at 8 o'clock. All Masons study- ing at the Institute are invited to at- tend the meeting of the Maclaurin (Continuted on Page 3) Be Professor Timbie of the Electrical Engineering Department will talk on the Van de Graaff generator at a joint meeting with the Cornell Student Branch of the American Institute of Electrical Engineers to be held at Ithaca, N. Y. on Friday, November 23. His lecture will be entitled "A Fut- ure Source of Power," in which he will emphasize the attack on the atom and how atomic energy is expected to be liberated. He will use the high voltage experiments at Round Hill as a basis for his discussion. It has also been announced that the National Summer Convention of the American Institute of Electrical En- gineers will be held at Ithaca on June 24-28, 1935. Outside Assistance Called In By Cats Avails Them Nothing; Only Unfortunate Breaks Pre- vent Overwhelming Tech Win "And all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Voo Doo together again." Such was the unfortunate condition of the few Voo Dooers who dared pre- sent themselves on Tech Field Sunday morning to oppose THE TECH staff in their annual football clash. A light, spirited TECH team rushed the brawny felines off their feet, and only a series of unfortunate breaks caused the game to end in a scoreless "Even Flattery Is Good When ;Used With Discriminat;ion," Heads List of Rules; Some , May Be Applied To Both Fel- lows and Girls tie. Chmielewski, Newsie backfield star, cavorted merrily around ends and through the line at will, while Wirtz and Lessard spent a pleasant morning throwing aspiring Voo Doo backs for losses. On one play, Chmie- lewski, who was playing safety man, came up fast and threw one of Phosphorus' disciples for a ten-yard deficiency. Both of the Voo Doo rooters had only one opportunity to cheer. This was when a dazed Voo Dooer accident- ally staggered in front of a Newsie punt. Their joy was short-lived, as the bewildered cats were unable to take advantage of this break. (Continued on Page 3) dents that does more than a book of etiquette. It gives a list of don'ts and'do's, representing the consensus of a large group of stu- dents at Bradley Institute of Technology. The list of sugges- tions follows: 1. Compliment the girl occasional- ly. (Even flattery is good when used with discrimination.) 2. Notice if she has anything new and tell her you like it. 3. Don't get a haircut just before a date. 4. Don't talk about other girls. 5. If you must have a line-have 3 or 4 good ones and don't use the (Continued on Page 4) The virtues which co-eds look for in their boy-friends have long been discussed; score cards have been proposed in profusion, the Technology co-eds and Simmons- ites having made the most recent advances toward a scientific ap- praisal of the boy-friend's pre- requisites. The Bradley Tech has come forward with a list of rules this time compiled by male stu- DEMO TO CAPTAIN BASKETBALL FIVE IN COMING SEASON PROCEEDS OF "THE TAVERN " GO TO -FUNDIFOR THEATRE Profits Of Plav Given This Week To Go Toward Eventual Erection INDICATION OF INTEREST Creation of a fund for the eventual erection of a theatre at Technology was announced last night when Dramashop offered the proceeds of the- three performances of "The Tav- ern" by George M. Cohan on Thurs- day, Friday, and Saturday of this week to be used as a nucleus. It is expected by Dramashop that this theatre will be used not only by itself, but by Tech Show, the dramna option of E21, the Technology Drama Club, the Musical Clubs, and similar organizations at the Institute. Will Replace Other Rooms In effect it will replace Room 10-250 as a general auditorium, and the Com- mons Room of the Rogers Building and Walker Gymnasium for stage productions. Although it is not believed by Dramashop that the requisite amount for building a theatre will be immedi- ately forthcoming, this gesture is in- tended to be indicative of interest in the drama and a need for a suitable place for dramatic production. Play Mystery Farce "The Tavern", written by George M. Cohan, is a farce in two acts. Its plot concerns two mysterious strang- ers who put up at an inn, and who, (Continued on Page 3) 200 SIGN PETITION TO HOLD REFERENDUM ON TECH CIRCUS VOTE Institute Committee President Receives Petition From Student Body It was announced yesterday by Thomas P. Nelligan, '36, that petitions demanding a referendum on the mo- tion of the Institute Committee for- bidding the Tech Circus had been turn- ed over to Walter H. Stockmayer, President of the Senior class. The petitions had almost two hun- dred signatures appended, and other copies not yet turned in will probably bring the total to two hundred and fifty. Fifty were sufficient to bring about the general vote. Under the Constitution of the Insti- tute, a call for a general vote must be made within four days by the Commit- tee, the vote to be taken by written ballot within fourteen days but not earlier than seven days after the is- sue of the call. PROFESSOR TIMBIE SPEAKS AT CORNELL JENKINS PLACES 17TH IN C4A'S Team Totals 266 Points For 11th Place; Ottey Repeats 1933 Victocry Special to THE TECH Morton Jenkins, Captain of the track team and star of the Technol- ogy harriers, took seventeenth place in the Intercollegiate A. A. A. A. Cross Country Championship meet yesterday afternoon at Van Courtland Park in New York, The M. I. T. vars- ity team totaled 266 points for 11tn place. Thomas Ottey of Michigan State retained the championship crown he won last year over the six mile course to assure his team of its second straight win. In taking eleventh place the Technology team improved its standing of 1933 when Jenkins finish- ed sixth and the team twelfth. Robert C. Eddy came in 25th to lead the Engineer yearlings to the tape. The freshmen also placed elev- enth in the team totals with a score of 251. CORP XV MEMBERSHIP DRIVE STARTS TODAY Plans For The Future Include Many Eminent Speakers Corporation XV, the professional so- ciety, today launched a drive for an increase in membership. All those interested may join the society by seeing any of the following directors: Hal L. Bemis, '35, H. Fiske King, '35, Fletcher P. Thornton, '36, Everett H. Caigen, '36, C. Douglas Cairns, '36, John A. Easton, '36, Bren- ton W. Lowe, '36, William F. Bennett, '35, Plans for future meeting of Cor- poration XV, although still tentative, (Continued on Page 3) Voo Doo and Fraternity Team Hold Tech Staff to 0-0 Tie in Football Game d ith The Girl Friend" Students of Bradley

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Elected captain of th e basketballteam four days before he is to be

initiated to Tau Beta Pi, the nationalhonorary engineering society, is the

honor which has fallen this week toJohn Demo, '35. Demo, a regular

guard on last year's varsity hoopteam and one of the outstanding de-fense men of last year's five was elect-

ed by the lettermen of the varsitylast evening. Charles Kennedy, whowas elected captain at the end of lastyear's season, did not return to theInstitute this year.

Demo has been a member of thevarsity team for the past three yearsand was a member of the freshmanbasketball team in his first year here.The new hoop leader, who comes fromNorth Adams, besides being active inbasketball has been a high rankingstudent since his entrance here as isevidenced by his recent election toTau Beta Pi. He is also a member of

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TECHNIQUE PLANS FORGRADUATE SECTION

IN 1935 PUBLICATION

Nalle, Bush Approve New Plan;Graduates Urged To Sign

For Appointments

In its 1935 issue, Technique is con-

sidering the possibility of running aGraduate section, in which there willbe a picture of the Graduate House,

a description of the Graduate School,

and pictures and biographies of the

Graduate students. The proposal has

been supported by Mr. John M. Nalle,

Placement Officer, and by Dr. Vanne-var Bush, vice-president of the Insti-tute.

Aid in Seeking EmploymentiAmong other advantages, it is

thought that the proposal will be ofgreat aid in the placement of gradu-ates seeking employment. All gradu-ate students are urged to sign up inorder that they may appear in Tech-nique. Signups for picture appoint-ments will be made through the sixhouse representatives in the Dormi-tories and through members of thevarious courses.

"Do's and Don'ts WiListed By Male

Dr. Allan Winter Rowe, '01, mem-ber of the Corporation and researchdirector of the Evans Memorial Hos-pital, was critically ill last night atCollis P. Huntington Memorial Hos-pital following an operation. Fourblood transfusions have been made inefforts to save his life.

Well known for his research onhuman glands, Dr. Rowe is Professorof Physiological Chemistry at theSchool of Medicine of Boston Univers-ity. He is secretary of the AdvisoryCouncil on Athletics. He has probablydone as much for the promotion ofathletic competition among the stu-dents at the Institute as any otherperson.

Dedicated Barbour Field HouseLast month, Dr. Rowe dedicated the

new Barbour Field House during FieldDay activities. The next day he wentto the hospital to undergo an opera-tion. He has been confined since then,first in the Massachusetts MemorialHospital and two weeks ago he was

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TESTS OF GASOLINEPERFORMANCE SHOWN

BY R. G. COVENEY

One-Cylinder Motor Demon-strates Effect of Gasolines

On Engine Knoceck

Actual tests of gasoline perform-ance in a one-cylinder engine will beshown by R. G. Coveney of the Ethyl

Corporation to a combined meeting ofthe Society of Automotive Engineersand the student chapter of the Ameri-can Society of Mechanical Engineers

next Thursday, November 22, in Room

5-330.Lecturing on modern high compres-

sion fuels, Mr. Coveney will show bymeans of lantern slides and the singlecylinder motor the effect of different

grades of gasoline on the performanceof internal combustion engines.

Generator Measures Power OutputThe gasoline engine drives an elec-

tric generator, which measures thehorse-power output. The gauge panelalso contains a revolution counter,knock intensity meter, and perform-ance meter.

Dr. Allan Winter Rowe, '01

Scabbard And Blade HoldThis Week To Select

Dance Numbers

Poll

Favorite dance numbers of Technol-

ogy men will be selected in a poll ofthe entire student body this week,

sponsored by Scabbard and Blade, andthe numbers chosen will be on the pro-gram of their Military Dance whichcomes Friday, November 23. Votingwill be held in the Main Lobby from12 to 2 every day this week.

"Inasmuch as this balloting is notlimited to those who have already pur-chased tickets, the results will deter-mine the 'All Technology Favorites',and we will thus be able to present themusic Technology men like best," re-marked Damon E. Francisco, Chair-man of the Social Committee.

Attendance is not limited to mem-bers of the R. O. T. C. and the com-

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BASEBALL STORIES TOBE TOLD FREE MASONS

Maclaurin Lodge Will Meet NextWednesday Evening

Richard C. Maclaurin Lodge, theM. I. T. lodge of Free Masons, will lis-ten to "Dan" Barry, former AmericanLeague umpire, talk on "BaseballStories" at its next meeting, Wednes-day, November 21, in the CambridgeMasonic Temple, 1950 MassachusettsAvenue near Porter Square.

Following the regular Masonicmeeting at 7 o'clock, the talk will com-mence at 8 o'clock. All Masons study-ing at the Institute are invited to at-tend the meeting of the Maclaurin

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Professor Timbie of the Electrical

Engineering Department will talk onthe Van de Graaff generator at a jointmeeting with the Cornell StudentBranch of the American Institute ofElectrical Engineers to be held atIthaca, N. Y. on Friday, November 23.

His lecture will be entitled "A Fut-ure Source of Power," in which he willemphasize the attack on the atom andhow atomic energy is expected to beliberated. He will use the high voltageexperiments at Round Hill as a basisfor his discussion.

It has also been announced that theNational Summer Convention of theAmerican Institute of Electrical En-gineers will be held at Ithaca on June24-28, 1935.

Outside Assistance Called In ByCats Avails Them Nothing;Only Unfortunate Breaks Pre-vent Overwhelming Tech Win

"And all the king's horses and allthe king's men, couldn't put Voo Dootogether again."

Such was the unfortunate conditionof the few Voo Dooers who dared pre-sent themselves on Tech Field Sundaymorning to oppose THE TECH staff intheir annual football clash.

A light, spirited TECH team rushedthe brawny felines off their feet, andonly a series of unfortunate breakscaused the game to end in a scoreless

"Even Flattery Is Good When;Used With Discriminat;ion,"Heads List of Rules; Some

, May Be Applied To Both Fel-lows and Girls

tie. Chmielewski, Newsie backfieldstar, cavorted merrily around endsand through the line at will, whileWirtz and Lessard spent a pleasantmorning throwing aspiring Voo Doobacks for losses. On one play, Chmie-lewski, who was playing safetyman, came up fast and threw one ofPhosphorus' disciples for a ten-yarddeficiency.

Both of the Voo Doo rooters hadonly one opportunity to cheer. Thiswas when a dazed Voo Dooer accident-ally staggered in front of a Newsiepunt. Their joy was short-lived, asthe bewildered cats were unable totake advantage of this break.

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dents that does more than a bookof etiquette. It gives a list ofdon'ts and'do's, representing theconsensus of a large group of stu-dents at Bradley Institute ofTechnology. The list of sugges-tions follows:1. Compliment the girl occasional-

ly. (Even flattery is good when usedwith discrimination.)

2. Notice if she has anything newand tell her you like it.

3. Don't get a haircut just beforea date.

4. Don't talk about other girls.5. If you must have a line-have

3 or 4 good ones and don't use the(Continued on Page 4)

The virtues which co-eds lookfor in their boy-friends have longbeen discussed; score cards havebeen proposed in profusion, theTechnology co-eds and Simmons-ites having made the most recentadvances toward a scientific ap-praisal of the boy-friend's pre-requisites. The Bradley Tech hascome forward with a list of rulesthis time compiled by male stu-

DEMO TO CAPTAINBASKETBALL FIVEIN COMING SEASON

PROCEEDS OF "THETAVERN " GO TO-FUNDIFOR THEATRE

Profits Of Plav Given This WeekTo Go Toward Eventual

Erection

INDICATION OF INTEREST

Creation of a fund for the eventualerection of a theatre at Technologywas announced last night whenDramashop offered the proceeds ofthe- three performances of "The Tav-ern" by George M. Cohan on Thurs-day, Friday, and Saturday of thisweek to be used as a nucleus.

It is expected by Dramashop thatthis theatre will be used not only byitself, but by Tech Show, the dramnaoption of E21, the Technology DramaClub, the Musical Clubs, and similarorganizations at the Institute.

Will Replace Other RoomsIn effect it will replace Room 10-250

as a general auditorium, and the Com-mons Room of the Rogers Buildingand Walker Gymnasium for stageproductions.

Although it is not believed byDramashop that the requisite amountfor building a theatre will be immedi-ately forthcoming, this gesture is in-tended to be indicative of interest inthe drama and a need for a suitableplace for dramatic production.

Play Mystery Farce"The Tavern", written by George

M. Cohan, is a farce in two acts. Itsplot concerns two mysterious strang-ers who put up at an inn, and who,

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200 SIGN PETITIONTO HOLD REFERENDUM

ON TECH CIRCUS VOTE

Institute Committee PresidentReceives Petition From

Student Body

It was announced yesterday byThomas P. Nelligan, '36, that petitionsdemanding a referendum on the mo-tion of the Institute Committee for-bidding the Tech Circus had been turn-ed over to Walter H. Stockmayer,President of the Senior class.

The petitions had almost two hun-dred signatures appended, and othercopies not yet turned in will probablybring the total to two hundred andfifty. Fifty were sufficient to bringabout the general vote.

Under the Constitution of the Insti-tute, a call for a general vote must bemade within four days by the Commit-tee, the vote to be taken by writtenballot within fourteen days but notearlier than seven days after the is-sue of the call.

PROFESSOR TIMBIESPEAKS AT CORNELL

JENKINS PLACES17TH IN C4A'S

Team Totals 266 Points For 11thPlace; Ottey Repeats

1933 Victocry

Special to THE TECHMorton Jenkins, Captain of the

track team and star of the Technol-ogy harriers, took seventeenth placein the Intercollegiate A. A. A. A.Cross Country Championship meetyesterday afternoon at Van CourtlandPark in New York, The M. I. T. vars-ity team totaled 266 points for 11tnplace.

Thomas Ottey of Michigan Stateretained the championship crown hewon last year over the six mile courseto assure his team of its secondstraight win. In taking eleventh placethe Technology team improved itsstanding of 1933 when Jenkins finish-ed sixth and the team twelfth.

Robert C. Eddy came in 25th tolead the Engineer yearlings to thetape. The freshmen also placed elev-enth in the team totals with a scoreof 251.

CORP XV MEMBERSHIPDRIVE STARTS TODAY

Plans For The Future IncludeMany Eminent Speakers

Corporation XV, the professional so-ciety, today launched a drive for anincrease in membership.

All those interested may join thesociety by seeing any of the followingdirectors: Hal L. Bemis, '35, H. FiskeKing, '35, Fletcher P. Thornton, '36,Everett H. Caigen, '36, C. DouglasCairns, '36, John A. Easton, '36, Bren-ton W. Lowe, '36, William F. Bennett,'35,

Plans for future meeting of Cor-poration XV, although still tentative,

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MANAGING BOARDGeneral lanager ................. ....... _.Jod D. Hosfeld, '86Editor .. .................. . ...... ....Paul Cohen, '85Ransin= Editor L............,,itton L Dow, '85Business l.anager ._...._ . Job D. Loomis, '85

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PhysicsHaving nothing better to do we

dropped in on an 8.03 lecture yester-day. That eminent physicist, Prof. F.W. Sears was expounding to his groupof mildly interested Sophomores theeffects of passing a current through acoil of wire. To illustrate his point hecalled attention to a number of looseturns of insulated wire hanging on arod. He explained at length just whythe coils should attract each otherwhen the circuit was closed.

He closed the circuit, and the cel-erity with which the coil jumped ateach other drew the customary laugh-ter from the students. He opened theswitch and closed it again. But noth-ing happened. It seemed he hadblown a fuse. "That shows you theamount of current we use," he declar-ed learnedly. Turning to the switch-

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ing. If Congress could be induced to financethis institution with public funds and estab-lish it on a permanent, full-time basis, Wash-ington's dream would materialize to a mostworthy end.

A RECEPTIVE'MOODDEBATING CLUB SPONSORS UNION

I-FiHE case for an open forum to be pat-terned after the famed Oxford and Cam-

bridge Unions in England, demonstrated byTheodore Smith in his letter to the editor, hasbrought to light facts which bear out the needfor such a Union. and has already resulted inaction indicating that the idea has fallen onfertile soil.

As explained in today's Open Forum letter,the Debating Society, realizing that Technol-ogy -students were interested in questions out-side their relatively narrow sphere of under-graduate life, as illustrated by their large at-tendance at meetings such as the one last yearat which Colonel Samuel C. Vestal and Profes-sor Charles F. Taylor discussed war and itsprevention, and the circulation figures on non-fiction books in both Walker and the CentralLibraries, made provsion in its constitution fora forum basically similar to the proposed Tech-nology Union.

With the experience that the Debating Clubhas already had in adapting the idea to thespecialized conditions at Technology, its spon-soring of the combined activities will result ina stronger organization and a more rapid so-lution of problems, chief of which is the inter-ested student's difficulty in sparing an hourfor discussion front an already heavy scheduleof studies and other activities.

OPEN FORUMIn opening its columns to letters addressed

to the Editor, THE TECH does not guarSanteepitblication ao' does it necessarily endorsethe opnions expressed. Ontly signed com-municationzs will be considered. However, ifthe, wi'iter so (desires, only the initials willappea' on publication.

Technology Union and Debating Club

To the Editor of THE TECH:Mv recent communication to your columns on the

subject of a student forum has brought to light a factof which I was unaware and which makes a portionofl my letter inaccurate. One of the articles of theconstitution of the Debating Society provides spe-cifically for the maintenance of such a forum.

I was completely unaware of the existence of thisprovision and in so far as a competition of purposewas indicated by my proposal, I wish publicly towithdraw any such intention.

It does seem to me however, that there is basicallyno ultimate conflict and that the suggestion whichappeared in last Friday's TECH is indeed only an ex-tension of activity already planned by the DebatingSociety.

Thus it would be well, perhaps, to alter my sugges-tion that the "Union" start independently, and makethe student forum contemplated an extension of theDebating Society and bear its name. The DebatingSociety is, of course, an accredited and official activityalready.

The sensible conclusion would seem to be, then, amerging of the two activities-if indeed the merelyproposed Union can be called an activity.

What will be the ultimate nature of the organiza-tion depends on -the nature of the activities engaged

board, Prof. Sears removed the offend.ing fuse, and substituted another froma remote part of the board. Still noresults. He checked the circuit, noth.ing seemed wrong.

That Magic TouchFacing the back row, he remarked,

"Mr. Bradley, will you please get mea 60'amp' fuse, this one doesn't work."The fuse was procured but still thehook-up didn't function. So with afinal despairing survey, ProfessorSears summoned the lot assistant,That worthy took a brief glance atthe apparatus, touched the coil andthrew the switch. The coils jumped atonce. The trouble had been in thecoils themselves; a junction hadn'tbeen securely fastened.

With utmost insouciance, ProfessorSears faced his tittering audience, andremarked, "That's a demonstration ofan important fact I never want youto forget. If you want a flow of cur-rent you must have a closed circuit."

Theme SongFor the benefit of those freshmen

who may not be aware of the fact, thetheme song of the 8.01 and 5.01 lec-tures is not "With My Eyes WideOpen I'm Dreaming."

URtING the Revolutionary War, GeneralWashington, encamped at Cambridge,

conceived the idea of establishing a nationaluniversity to make amends for the damagedone in quartering the militia's horses in Har-vard's donrmitories. Unable, later, when Presi-dent of the United States, to realize his con-ception because of a recalcitrant Congress, heleft in his will fifty shares of Potomac RiverCompany stock for a national university be-cause of a "desire to see young Americans losetheir local prejudices and become citizens ofthe national republic, and a desire to see amore general diffusion of knowledge about thescience of government." Although most ofWashington's successors have advocated theorganization of such an institution, his idealhas remained unrealized.

The recently announced inauguration of theNational Institution of Public Affairs may bethe first step in the eventual establishment ofa national university. This organization, spon-sored by the national administration althoughfinanced by private contributions, will offerin its first session, two months of training inthe practical operation of government withtraveling and living expenses paid to selectedstudents from the various colleges and uni-versities in the United States. The instructionwill consist of apprenticeship to a governmentofficial and observation of the various govern-mental departments and bureaus in action,along with academic study of government inthe abstract. The purpose of the Institutionwill be to train students of promise in publicservice, in accordance with the new trend ofappointing ,experts in political science to im-portant governmental positions.

There are many good reasons why studentsfrom technical'schools should be representedin the group chosen. to take advantage of theopportunity 'the Institution is offering. It isonly in recent.,years that the importance of theengineer in the general policy has come to berealized. Only Sunday, President Roosevelt ex-plressed tihe holpe that eventually all electricpower tlhrouglhout the nation would be gener-ated by governmental agencies. If his wish isrealized. the administrator who is well trainedboth in political and physical science will begreatly in demand.

IFor this reason it would be desirable thatrepresentativres be chosen from Technology tocompete in the final eliminations for the limit-ed numlber of positions in the training school,in accordance with the system for selection.The qualifications set up for candidates, a highsclholastic standing, a demonstrated interestin politics and govergnment, and general goodcllaracter, bar no deserving student, even froma technical institution. One drawback in thepresent plans is that the session of the Insti-tution is to take place during February andMarch of next year, an unfortunate time formost college students and one that should beseriously reconsidered before being definitelyestablished.

The establishment of this organization is a'commendable forward ,steP 'toward: securing'competenit public leadership by organized se-lection and theoretical as well as pratical train-

Solomon LeviWith all due respect to that rollick-

ing pseudo-scientific ballad, "Take MeBack to Tech", we submit the follow-ing version intended for a more mod-ern age.I wish that I were back againAt Massachusetts TechWith lots of snappy broads and frailsTo answer my call and beckI'm crazy after beer and wineI never had enoughIt was hard to be dragged away so

youngIt was horribly awfully tough.

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situation (and can anyone doubt it?)is the tremendous value of public dis-cussion and the fact that we at theInstitute ought to have more oppor-tunity to avail ourselves of it.

It might interest those who are con-vinced of the real practical value ofsuch a forum as the "merger" wouldproduce, to know that several repre-sentative students are planning ameeting which should interest thewhole student body.

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(Continued from Page 1)after devious killings, robberies andthe like, turn out to be both mad. Thewoman is taken back to an asylum, butthe man, shielded by the guests, whohave taken a liking to him, leaves un-molested.

Tickets are $.75, and may be obtsin-ed in Room 2-176.

BASEBALL STORIES TOBE TOLD FREE MASONS

{Continued from Page 1)Lodge, and DeMolay men and thoseinterested in Masonry are invited tohear the talk following.

Barry has not only been AmericanLeague umpire, but has umpired atcollege games for the past fifteenyears. The Richard C. MaclaurinLodge, A. F. & A. M., is a lodge forTechnology Free Masons.

Cedric Porter DiscussesPatents And Inventions

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At a meeting of the Physical Societyat five o'clock Wednesday, November21, in Room 6-120, Mr. Cedric W.Porter, a prominent Boston attorney,will speak- to Society members andothers who wish to attend.

Mr. Porter's talk will deal withpatent law, patents and inventions ingeneral, and the intricacies of puttinga new invention through the patentoffices and placing it on the market.

Mr. Porter, a graduate of Dart-mouth and Harvard Law School, hasbeen practicing law in Boston forabout ten years as a patent attorney.

TAU BETA PI HAVE-AUTUMN INITIATIONS

Prof.t E. A. H. Gill Will AddressEngineering Fraternity

Fall initiation of Tau Beta Pi, na-'tional honorary engineering fraternl-ity, will be held Thursday, November22, at the University Club. ProfessorEmeritus Augustus H. Gill of thechemistry department will be thespeaker of the evening. Following theinitiation, which starts at 6 o'clock,there will be a banquet. A large num-ber of faculty and graduate membersof the fraternity are expected for theceremonies.

TECHNOLOGY RECEIVESMELROSE HIGH SOCIETY

Forty boys and girls, members ofthe Euclidean Society of Melrose HighSchool of Melrose, were the guestsof Technology last Friday afternoon.The group, which, arrived by bus, wasshown over the entire Institute byWilliam Jackson of the InformationOffice.

CIVIL ENGINEERS HEARPROFESSOR SPOFFORD

Tufts, Northeastern, Harvard,And Tech Students Invited

The Boston Society of Civil iEngin-eers' Student Night at Chipman Hall,Tremont Temple, Wednesday, Novem-ber 21, 1934, will feature a talk byProfessor Charles M. Spofford of theInstitute on Little River and BellamyRiver Bridges ill Dover, N. H. At 6:0uP. M. the buffet supper will startwhile the technical program will com-

mence one hour later. Tufts, North-eastern, Harvard, and Teclnologystudents are invited. Tickets for stu-dents are thirty-five cents. As an add-

,ed feature the Musical Clubs ofNortheastern will perform.

'ROSH TEAM MAY

Tiny Thompson, coach and goalie ofthe Boston Bruins professional hockey'team has volunteered to give his, oldteam mate, Hockey Coach GeorgeOwen, a hand in. preparing the Tech-nology goalies for their early en-counters. The team plays three gamesthe second week in December anudOwen has quite a job on his handspreparing the team in such a -shorttime.

Twenty-seven candidates for t;hevarsity team are workin~g oult thriceweekly. The squad practices at BostonArena between the hours of seven andseven forty-five in the morning, andmiust leave the ice promptly as thearena is rented to other parties from7:45 on.

Yesterday the boys had a shortscrimlmage, the first sincee the squadwas cut last week; but because theseason is only three weeks old and theplayers have yet to reach their peak,Coach Owen has not attempted to anl-nounce his No. 1 sextet. Owen willhave to work the squad at top speedin order to pack each practice sessionwith enough training to have his teamselected and readyr to play Princetonin the opening game December 8 atPrinceton.

MI. I. T. has never had an officialfreshman hockey team, and probablywill not have one this year, but a semi-official team may be formed shortlyin order to train the y earlings for nextseason. This, as yet, is not definite.

Varsity players practicing now are:Offense: Goodwin, Leman, Forsburg,

Cohen, Lel~lanc, Mullins, Schipper,Healy, Healey, Mayo, Anderson, andWasserman.Defense: Mathias, Shea, Parker,

Nlotman, Cloutier, Driscoll, Winsor,and Paterson.

Goal: Kenny, Corman, McBride, Mc-Donald, Surprenant, W~alsh and VanPatten-Steiger.

APPOINTMEtN S OF 5ANNOUNCED" TODAY

Advanced Studies Carried OnBy All Except Hayden

Vose Promoted

Appointments of Dwight P. Merrillof Cambridge and David Richardsonof Northampton to Rockefeller re-,search fellowships in the departmentof physics were announced at the In-stituate today. 'The promotion of Rob-ert W. Vose of Hyde Park to the ranlkof instructor in mechanical engineer-ing was also announced.

Arioch W. Erickson, Jr., Swamp-scott, has been named research assist-ant in the department of civil andsanitary engineering, and AthelstanF. Spilhlaus, of Rondebosch, SouthAfrica, will occupy the same post inmneteorology. Ralph Hayden, a gradu-ate of the Institute ill 1904, will carryon, special research in the civil en-gineering department.

111r. Aferrill-is a graduate of theUlni'versityv of Redlands and Mr. Rich-ardsonl, Of the University of Cincin-nati, both in the class of 1930- Mr.Stpilhlaus wvas graduated from theU'llvxlrSitv- of Capte Towin in 1931 andlast real deceiv ed the degree of mas-ter of science at Technology.

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(Continzued fromn Page 1)'"dedC several speakers selectedfroni eniinent nien in this locality.

In addition to these professional'leettngs, the usual Hay-Ride and In-Ustrial Tour have been planned as fin

ast years, These. informal gather-9s are helpful in that they help the"Ie in the course''to become acquaint-d with each other.

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CIVIL ENGINEERS HEARPROFESSOR C. B. BREED

Slides And Movies IllustrateTalk On Construction

At an informal banquet last eve-ning, Professor C. B. Breed of theCivil Engineering Department spokeof the various phases of Civil, Sani-tary, and Building Construction En-gineering.

Vastly interesting slides of bridgeand highway construction, hydroelec-tric projects giving a bird's eye viewof what goes on in these fields weresupplemented by statements by Pro-fessor Breed.

Later moving pictures of the diversactivities of the camp up in Mainewere run off. Very conspicuous werethe ones showing the boys dashing upthe hill at dinner time.

VOO DOO TIES THE TECHIN FOOTBALL' :STRUGGLE

(Continued from Page 1)THE TECH staff garnered seven

first downs, while the Phosphoritesgained only one, and this was on afifteen yard penalty. Let it also bementioned that the Newsies backfieldand line averaged 135 and 145 poundsrespectively, while the Voo Doo andringers weighed the scales down to175 and 180 pounds in the same posi-tions.

The Newsies were under the im-pression that they were meeting themembers of, the staff of that infamouspublication, Voo Doo, but were quitesurprised to find that the No. 6 Cluband other fraternities had also decid-ed to participate in the contest. It isnot meant to insinuate that the catsused ringers, but in a questionnaireconducted among the members of theirteam, two thought that Voo Doo wasa patent medicine, four insisted thatit wvas the name of the new show atMinsky's, and three had never heardOf it.

THE TECH line-up included Mans-field, Fellouris, Vincens, Chmielewski,Smitty, Tichnor, Sagalyn, Notman,Lessard, Wirtz, Brooks, Lincoln, andDevine. Their opponents, whose namescan also be found on the Infirmarydanger list, were, Boulware, Essley,Gardiner, Bailey, Du Pont, Bemis,Nangle, Kuryla, Merrill, Johnson,Kron, Furness, Wead, and Cargen.

John Colby, '35, officiated.

RIF-LE TEAM BEATSM1LARINE SHOOTERS

Anchor Men Mlake Fine ShowingIn Face Of Strong

Opposition

In a close match last Friday, theM. I. T. rifle team defeated the Marineswith the final score 893 to 890. It wasnecessary for the anchor men to dotheir best to come through success-fully. The shooting was done fromstanding and prone positions.

The Institute men who competedand their individual score s were:Hall, 99 in prone and 88 standing;Flood, 99 and 78; Rice, 94 and 84; Kin-raide, 98 and 78; Price, 99 and 71;Keithly, 98 and 78; Greer, 97 and 82;and Denton 98 and 82; with Hall, Rice,Kinraide, Greer, and Denton the highmen.

Yankee Division is Next OpponentThe latter group N7il not compete

in the coming meet with the YankeeDivision, which will be held Wednes-day at 7:30 P. M. The Y. D. team iscomposed of highly experienced menbetween the ages of 30 and 40.

STUDENTS TO VOTEON FAVORITE TUNES

(Continued from Page 1)mittee expects that the militarypledging ceremony will prove a drawr-ing card. At exactly midnight, theScabbard and Blade pledges are tap-ped on the shoulder, and, conductedthrough the colorful initiation.

Ken Reeves' Ochestra PlaysMusic will be supplied by Ken

Reeves and his orchestra-a group ofmusicians well known in college cir-cles. Refreshments and free cigaretteswill be served throughout the e-e-ning.

There are still a few formal invita-tions left, and those desiring themmay secure theirs in the Main Lobbybetween 12 and 2 o'clock today.

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6. Don't try to neck a girl-on thefirst date. -

7. Don't sit in front of her houseand-honk-but go up to the door.

8. :Don' wait until 'the last minuteto ask her for a date.

9..When you know she's interested,show her that she has some competi-tion.

10. Don't'be too jealous of her.11. Always appear neat.12. Don't be conceited.13. Don't brag.14. Don't be too nice to her.'i5. I(now how to dance.i6. Don't do things for spite.17. Don't sit around and talk to

her family if she's "raring" to go.i8. Don't drag another fellow along

at the last minute and-expect the girlto get him a date.

19. Don't smoke incessantly.20. Don't tell her to shut up.21. Don't tell dirty jokes.22. Have something planned to do.23. Be courteous.24. Do little things she likes.25. Talk about things in which she's

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presence at Field.Day and numeroutrack meets, s1hr;o,' his interest in ath,letics is not just administrative, Al.most every N.'E. A. A. U. track meetsaw him as an 'official.

He graduatedt in the class of 1901with a degree of Bachelor of Science.In 1904, he received an M. S. at Wes.leyanm As a Swett fellow from the In.stitute, he studied at the Universityof Goettingen where he received hisdoctorate in philosophy in 1906.He Was a Member of Phi Beta Kappa

Dr. Rowe was formerly president ofthe Boston University School of Phys.ical Education. He is a trustee of theBostbn. Psychopathic Hospital, and alhonorary fellow of the AmericanMedical Society and of the Massachu.setts° Mledical Society. He is also afellow of numerous scientific andchemical societies. He is a member ofTheta Xi and Phi Beta Kappa fra.ternities and is a member of the St.Botolph, Union and University BoatClubs.

Recently Dr. Rowe presented apaper before the American College ofSurgeons at its convention in BostonHis paper on childlessness attractednation-wide interest. It was the resultof his research on the effect of glandsand hormones on the human body.

Tuesday, November 2p:5bf00-Banjo Club Rehearsal, East Lounge, Waike'r Memorial.5:00-Glee Club REiearsal, Room 10-250. -5:00-Beaver Key Society Meeting, West Lounge, Walker Memorial.6:00-Class of 1900 Dinner; Faculty Dining Room, Walker-Memorial.6:00--Army Ordnance Society Dinner, Faculty Dining Room, Walker Memorial6:30-Orchestra Rehearsal, Room 10-250.

Wednesday, November 21600:-Al-ha Chi Sigma Dinner, Faculty Dining Room, Walker Memorial.6:00-Civil Engineering Society Student Night with Boston Chapter, Tremont

Temple, Boston.

6:00--Graduate House Dinner, North Hall, Walker Memorial.7:15--Sigma Chi Basketball Practice, Hangar Gymnasium.5:00-Institute Committee Meeting, West Lounge, Walker Memorial.5:00-Banjo Club Rehearsal, East Lounge, Walker Memorial.

Thursday, November 223:00-Theoretical Seminar, "Electronic Structure of Metals, V," by Prof. J. C.

Slater, Eastman Lecture Hall.-4:30-Physical Colloquium, "Sharp Line Absorption Spectra of Solids," by

Dr. G. E. Kimball, and "Diffuse Scattering of X-rays fromCrystals," by Dr. G. G. Harvey, Eastman Lecture Hall.

5:00-Glee Club Rehearsal, Room 10-250.5:00-Commuters' Bowling, Wakefield vs. Winchester, Newton vs. Melrose.5:00-Society of Automotive Engineers Meeting, Tests of Gasoline Perform-

ance, Room 10-250.6:00-Society of Refrigeration Engineers Dinners, Faculty Dining Room,

Walker Memorial.6:00-Society of Industrial Engineers Dinner, Grill Room, Walker Memorial.6:30-Orchestra Rehearsal, Room 10-250.7:00-Dormitory Basketball, Walker and Hangar Gymnasium.8:15-Dramashop Play, "The Tavern," Rogers Building. r

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a public place.33. Don't be sarcastic.34. Don't be pulling sashes, zippers,

unbuttoning buttons, playing with herhair, et cetera.

35. If you must neck (after thefirst date) for heaven's sake - havegood technique.

If you conform to all these rulesyou'll be the perfect man and no onewill love you. Some of them, however,can be taken to heart by both fellowsand girls.

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(Continued from Page 1)the advanced R. O. T. C. group at theInstitute.

This year's varsity team will prob-ably find the following men in the line-up: Dick Smith, center; Fred O'Brienand Garth, forwards; and Gay andCaptain-elect Demo, guards. Prouty,W7Veppler, Simpson, and Wojtczak willform the replacements. Thornton, oneof the leading players on the varsityteam last year, will not be availableto the team this year. He is managerof the track team and as a result doesnot have time to play basketball.

ALLAN WINTER ROWE, '01IS DANGEROUSLY SICK

(Continued from Page 1)transferred to the Huntington Me-morial, a cancer research clinic.

In 1932, he was elected presidentof the Alumni Association. He is sec-retary of his class. He is also secre-tary-treasurer of the advisory councilon athletics which he was chiefly in-strumental in forming. Last year, hewas elected to the corporation of theInstitute for a five year term.

Member of Olympic CommitteeAt one time, he was a member of

the American Olympic Committee. His

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Rah for feminologyOlolgy ology oh :Glorious feihinologyOlogy ology ology ology.

Take me back on-a special trainTo the.glorious InstituteI yearn for the inspiration ofA curved feminine footFor the physical quizzical obstinate

profsI never had a yenBut how I would like to go out againWith a snappy Bostonian femmne.

Back to the days that were free fromcare

Dancing the collegiate hopWith nothing to do but stroke the hairOf the girls that would never say

"stop."Of the heavenly osculationAnd the chiropractic hoursIn those happy days of ours.And the Walker pie that made me

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