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Apparently, however, none

of those fine folks like to

hussle ads or distribute the

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one!), Promotions Manager,

Marketing Coordinator

(I'm starting to smell some

redundancy here) and Digital

Sales Planner.

Of course, none of those

individuals fill the roles that

the Digital and Print Produc-

tion Director, HR/Opera-

tions Manager, Consumer

Marketing Director, Senior

Accountant, Staff Accountant,

Group CFO, or Chief Inquisitor

(I'm not making any of this

stuff up) do, so these people

are also on the payroll.

So there you have it. Please

wish ‘me, myself, and I’ well as

I give Comedy-Watch a whirl.

(And if it's killing you to know

which top-heavy magazine I

was reading, just e-mail me.)

Watch, following the recent

fifth anniversary of Lake Legal

News. (All of this, not least

to say, is while I continue to

practice law.)

One thing that gave me

a real chuckle the other day

came as I was leisurely thumb-

ing through a copy of a nation-

ally distributed magazine—one

which is almost exactly the

same combined length as

Lake Legal News and Comedy-

Watch. It gave me a ‘reality

check’ to see how many hats

I've been wearing, considering

that this other magazine more

or less breaks the job I do into

the following staff positions:

Editor in Chief, Managing

Editor, Editor at Large, Fea-

tures Editor, Assistant Editor,

Copy Editors (plural), Fact

Checker (nice!), Contributors

(numerous), Creative Director,

Associate Art Director (in case

the Creative Director isn't

feeling especially ‘creative’ on

any given day?), and Produc-

tion Assistant. I also found it

interesting that the magazine's

web site had is own set of

additional worker-bees: Editor

in Chief, Managing Editor,

Deputy Editor (presumably

to ‘serve and protect’), Staff

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they're easy, I do things

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likely I had law school in mind

as ‘Exhibit A’ when I made

the statement.) In any case,

it has largely proved true for

me through the years—the

most recent example of this

being the launch of Comedy-

MARCH, 2015

Let's face it: I must enjoy a

challenge. In fact, I remember

back more than 20 years ago,

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rized anyone to use the word

“oh” outside of her dictionary;

there are bigger issues at

hand! In fact, if you are a fan

of Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye

West, get snowed-in one day

from work and want to read a

15-page opinion detailing a big

legal to-do about nothing, try

reading the copyright infringe-

ment suit involving the cov-

eted word, “oh”—which the

plaintiff's counsel maintains

is so “exuberantly-shouted”

in its original recorded-work

that it deserves protection

from those who would seek

to unscrupulously ‘sample’

another artist's “oh.”

This is especially true, the

lawsuit alleges, when the word

“oh” (get this, now): “serves

as the main introductory gate-

way to the main body of the

song” and “sets the exuberant

tone for the remainder of the

work.” (I suppose that this is

similar to the crucial way in

which the word “a” performs

a 'gateway' function and 'sets

an exuberant tone' for the rest

of the dictionary. So would

anyone out there like to bid on

my copyrighted “a”?) [Source:

Memorandum Opinion filed

December 8, 2014 in the

United States District Court,

Southern District of New

York.]

QUICK, IT'S THE COPS—

RUN THE FISH THROUGH THE

SHREDDER!

In a case taken all the way

to the U.S. Supreme Court,

a harsh federal obstruction-

of-justice statute—perfectly

suited to keep crooked

corporate accountants from

shredding company books dur-

ing a raid―was used against

a fisherman who tossed

‘incriminating fish’ overboard.

The government's theory? The

phrase “any record, document

or tangible object” (emphasis

added) includes undersized

groupers. [Source: UF LAW,

Fall 2014 edition, pp. 18-20.]

troubles trace back to an

“emergency” City of Little

Rock ordinance directed at

Vietnamese Pot-Bellied pigs,

when the truth is that “the

City of Little Rock has stated

multiple times that it only

knows of the Plaintiffs' pot-

bellied pig residing in the City

of Little Rock and that

Ordinance 20,957 is directed

specifically toward the

Plaintiffs.” (In lay terms, Sooie

is being unfairly profiled and

targeted for being the only

pork-chop in town.)

If ever you find yourself

looking down the barrel of a

similar legal crisis, you might

wish to do as the attorney

for this pig's owners have

done—at what financial cost,

one cannot say—and invoke

“42 U.S.C. §§ 1983 and 1988

for violations of the First, Fifth

and Fourteenth Amendments

to the Constitution of the

United States of America,

Article Two, Sections Two,

Three, Eighteen, Twenty-

one, and Twenty-two of the

Constitution of the State of

Arkansas, Ark. Code Ann. §§

16·111·103 and 104 (2014) and

Ark. Code Ann. § 16·123·105

(2014) as well as other laws of

the United States of America

and the State of Arkansas.”

Of course, if you cannot

afford to hire a licensed

attorney you may simply

wish to have your pig consult

Wilbur—the talking pig from

Charlotte's Web. [Source:

Complaint filed December 4,

2014 in the United States Dis-

trict Court, Eastern District of

Arkansas, Western Division.]

BUT I THOUGHT THAT

MERRIAM-WEBSTER OWNED

THE WORD “OH”?!

This is simply no time to

debate whether “The Star-

Spangled Banner” begins, “O

say can you see,” or “Oh say

can you see”—or whether

Merriam-Webster (no relation

to Aunt Jemima) ever autho-

December 4, 2014 by the

State of New York Supreme

Court, Appellate Division,

Third Judicial Department.]

RE: MY “STRONG EMOTIONAL

CONNECTION” TO MY VIET-

NAMESE POT-BELLIED PIG.

Not to be outdone for one

second by Tommy-the-chim-

panzee (see previous story),

W.P. Sooie, a Vietnamese Pot-

Bellied pig with a decidedly

onomatopoetic name, is also

embroiled in litigation. (Well,

probably the pig's owners

actually hired the attorney—

but that's a side point.)

Just to be clear, Sooie “lives

indoors with the Plaintiffs and

the Plaintiffs have a strong

emotional connection to their

animal,” according to a lawsuit

filed against the City of Little

Rock, Ar.

It seems that Sooie-the-pig's

By: James Hope, J.D.

THIS CHIMP AIN'T NO CHUMP!

A group of humans (calling

themselves “The Nonhumans

Rights Project, Inc.”) filed

a court action on behalf of

Tommy-the-chimpanzee,

seeking habeas corpus relief

for Tommy. (It was alleged

that the respondents were

unlawfully detaining the

chimp, albeit neither in a U.S.

nor foreign prison.) In the

words of the appellate court:

“This appeal presents the

novel question of whether

a chimpanzee is a ‘person’

entitled to the rights and

protections afforded by the

writ of habeas corpus.” When

the court ruled against him,

Tommy reportedly called the

legal decision “bananas.” (OK,

that last part is made-up.)

[Source: Decision rendered

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Rodney said...

! PS: If you happen to have

been born completely blind,

we are trying to track down

an 1829 invention that—if still

operational—will allow you to

read this story through your

elbow or big toe (in complete

safety and comfort).

Clearly if anyone today with

a hearing problem could use

their internet-connection as

a time machine back to the

1800s they would want to get

their hands on one of these

scientific gems. Then they

could be assured of hearing

“perfectly” through their

teeth—even if “born without

ears.” (Such was true in the

case of Miss Lizzy Michelf-

elder, who added her voice

to “The Testimony of One

Hundred Living Witnesses”

attesting to the power of the

“Dentaphone.”

Before plunking down any

hard-earned money, though,

the manufacturer suggests you

perform this simple home test:

“Take a piece of dry wood,

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common walking-stick... rest

one end firmly on... a piano,

organ, or music-box while it is

played; then press the other

end against your upper teeth

or forehead, and stop your

ears. IF YOU CAN IN THIS WAY

HEAR THE MUSIC, YOU WILL

HEAR PERFECTLY WITH THE

DENTAPHONE.”

No worries, either, if the

teeth are entirely gone (as in

the sad case of Miss Richarme);

a “Special Mouthpiece is

adapted to the instrument,

which makes a solid con-

nection to the upper gums.”

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of New York City police. But

the very fact that hashtags are

changing — or even helping to

change — the world, is itself a

discomfiting commentary on

our times.

When Payton Manning

retires from football we

might all learn what the heck

“Omaha” means. Until then his

pet codeword to teammates

is just another name, like

those on a Weather Channel

map, forming an expanding

alternate linguistic universe.

#Sheesh.

tropical storms names used

in the military's phonetic

alphabet —you know, “Able,

Baker, Charlie,” and so forth.

When these ran out a switch

was made to women's names

which riled feminist organiza-

tions for three decades until

men's names were added.

Like this system or not, at

least when a government

agency names a storm every

Tom, Dick and Roker uses it.

But the Weather Channel's

storm aliases are limited to

the confines of the company's

cable channel and website. It's

as if this newspaper decided

to give its own names to

presidential speeches —so

the State of the Union would

be referred to here as, say,

Francis. “Republicans and

Democrats on Capitol Hill dif-

fered sharply in their reaction

to Speech Francis.”

The Weather Channel uses

fairly uncommon names,

such as Juno, a goddess from

Roman mythology. No chance

that could be confused with

anything —except, of course,

NASA's Juno spacecraft, now

roughly 1.5 billion miles away

from Earth on its jaunt to

Jupiter. NASA has long been

incapable of mounting mis-

sions until it gives them names

— along with logos to be sewn

on controllers' jumpsuits.

And let's not even get

started on the military, which

has a fondness for branding

everything it does, as in

“Operation Make Mine a

Double Latte.” The conflict

with the terrorist group ISIS

has officially been dubbed

“Operation Inherent Resolve,”

which, as names go, is both a

political posture and quite a

mouthful.

A few months back CNN

issued a report on “The 13

hashtags that changed the

world.” Some were profound,

such as #ICantBreathe,

which drew attention to Eric

Garner's death at the hands

decades yet we still label

every scandal a “gate”— as

in “Deflate-gate,” concerning

under-inflated footballs used

by the New England Patriots.

Then came Ted Koppel and

ABC-TV and their 1979 deci-

sion to give a news story its

own name. “America Held Hos-

tage” was devoted to a single

story concerning captives in

Iran. Eventually the series

became “Nightline,” but the

gimmick of “branding” stories

stuck —as in “Mystery of Flight

370,” which is what CNN called

hundreds of hours of coverage

about the disappearance of

a Malaysia Airlines plane last

year.

As for naming storms,

the U.S. Weather Bureau

(now the National Weather

Service) made a fine mess of

things over the years. After

World War II it began giving

By: Peter Funt

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

Just guessing here, but

I imagine forecasters at

the Weather Channel are

embarrassed about having to

give winter storms names like

“Juno,” “Kari” and “Linus.”

Juno is what they called the

almost-big one that hit the

Northeast in late January. My

radar says marketing gurus,

not meteorologists, are behind

this nonsense.

A symptom of our super-sim-

plified media and click-happy

culture is naming things,

whether they need names

or not. Nothing gets traction

nowadays without a hashtag.

I suppose it goes back to Bob

Woodward and Carl Bernstein,

whose Watergate reporting

led to the most ubiquitous

tag of all time. It's been four

Peter Funt is a writer and speaker.

His book, “Cautiously Optimistic,” is

available at Amazon.com and

CandidCamera.com. ©2014 Peter

Funt. Columns distributed

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This column has been edited by the author. Representations of

fact and opinions are solely those of the author.

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