INT. / SANT’S HOUSE / DAY / SANT TOOLIKA RASTOGIToolika dhoodh ka glass liye kamre mein aati hai… Sant already room mein hai aur

dhoodh ka glass dekh…

Sant – baby! doodh ka glass to suhaag raat mein laate hain, abhi to raat bhi nahin haiToolika – ye tumhare liye nahin, papa ke liye haiSant – p…p..papa ke liye!!!!... to apne kamre mein kyun laayi ho darlingToolika – kyunki papa aaj se yahin humare kamre mein soyenge aur main bahar living room mein… Tabhi Rastogi (Toolika ke papa) andar aate hain Sant – lekin kyun Toolika, aisa kya? Ye achanak itna bada change kyun??/ Rastogi – vo isliye Sant, kyunki tumne AC kewal apne room mein lagwaya hai, bahar living room mein nahin… Sant – to?? Toolika – to kya to? Kitni garmi hai bahar, papa kaise soyenge??Sant – lekin aaj tak to… Rastogi – agar tumhe koi problem hai to AC bahar lagwa do… Sant – haan wo to main lagwa hi dunga, lekin Toolika agar tum bahar sogi to main bhi bahar hi sota hoon tumhare saath, yahan akele kya karunga… Toolika – akele kaise, papa hai na… aur vaise bhi mujhe AC ki itnai jaroorat nahin… tumhe aur papa ko Mubarak ho… And Toolika exits… Rastogi – agar 2 AC khareede hote to aaj ye din na dekhna padta… Sant – main abhi cooler khareed kar laata hoon… Rastogi – Mumbai mein cooler??? Vigyaan geography, climate ke baare mein kuch samajhte ho ki nahin, yaa fir school mein cheating karke paas hote the… Sant – raat raat bhar bina pankhe ke padhai ki hai… cooler mein mujhe koi problem nahin hogi, main bahar so jaunga, aap andar rah leejiye mere kamre mein… Tabhi Toolika andar aati hai…

Toolika – tum kahan jaa rahe ho sant? Rastogi – Cooler khareedne… maine samjhaya par maanta hi nahin hai… Sant – darling! Main cooler baahar living room ke liye lene jaa raha hoon, taaki tumhe koi takleef na ho… Rastogi – par Sant beta! Kyon bekar mein kharcha kar rahe ho… abhi paise bachao aur baad mein ek baar mein khareed lena AC… kyon Toolika sahi hai na… Toolika – yes dad! You are right… Chodo na Sant… papa itni acchi free ki advice de rahe hain… thode din ruk jao na… Rastogi – aur nahin to kya, tab tak sasur daamad maje se rahenge… Sant – ji ji, bahut ucch vichaar hain aapke… kabhi kabhi meri samajh mein nahin aata meri kismet itni acchi kaise ho sakti hai jo aap mere sasur bane… Rastogi – abb apne moonh se khud ki tareef kya karun… Sant chup reh jaata hai…

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