CLICK to start We constantly encountered translations of signs that were a little confusing and some that really cracked us up. Here are some of them: Be careful Head and Take care of the Gap at the Subway. The Enthusiastic Ears For niceness occupying is too important Dont drive tiredly Fresh discount everyday Appreciate Humanity Building Do it after thinking "Visit in civilization, pay attention to hygiene!" - for "Be civil in your behavior and keep the place clean and tidy", "Collecting money toilet" - for "Pay Toilet "Deformed man toilet" - for "Handicap Accessible Toilet". keep clicking Wish my bank was always bright! Maybe its better to have vision in stead of a view! Signs in a Park Dont do anything and you will be fine! Here you are not even allowed to blow your horn!