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The Standard fart is quite simply an average every day fart suitable for most

events and in the company of most everyone. It is dry in nature, but rarely

exibits a bouquet that will inspire jealousy among friends or co-workers. It

belongs to the same family as The Ripper, and often times only lacks a bit of confidence and pressure to achieve

this next level. An example of the standard fart may be heard by clicking

the button below.

Standard Fart

The Nervous Fart is only executable intentionally by farting masters, as it

is normally a reaction to an unpleasant situation rather than

something you can practice. You may have heard one of these at a

kindergarden concert or during a company meeting where layoffs were mentioned. One of the characteristics of this fart is the high pitch at the end caused by the clamping of butt cheeks once it is heard by the nervous culprit.

The Nervous Fart

The Cough-Fart Combo is a premeditated activity undertaken by one trying to mask his activities. This technique is often used in the presence of women; especially those who don’t understand

that farts are funny. Warning: The Cough-Fart Combo can be a double edged sword, especially when your timing is a bit off, or the fart lasts

longer than expected!

The Cough-Fart Combo

The Wet One will score you huge

points with the lads. Mostly because

they’re hoping you just shit yourself.

The wet one is often followed by an

inspection of one’s underpants for

damage.The Sticky One is funny for all

but the perpetrator, and usually

always results in the need for some

clean up.

The Wet One (AKA-Stickey Fart)

This fart is very standard and dry in nature but is, as mentioned earlier,

pushed out with a bit more confidence. It is usually quite well respected if it is heared by unsuspecting passers by or blown in a church or quiet place. It is

especially effective when used to punctuate the last word of a boring

speaker’s lecture.

The Power Fart

This fart is difficult to describe. It is

quite high pitched in nature, and often

times is associated with a tingling

vibratory feeling in the crotch area. It

can be used to significantly lengthen a

ripper or standard fart if you are going

for duration.

The Soprano

My personal favorite: The Ripper.It is strong, intense and gives you a

good deal of confidence that all have enjoyed or at least

experienced it.It is not only loud, and with

varriable tones, but carries with it the reputation as being quite

stinky. This one is ideally suited for a car journey, especially with child-

lock electric windows.

The Ripper

Yes!

Good one...

Baby, did you just rip aFart?

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