"Save the Planet, Kill Yourself"

CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA

HISTORY

Chris Kordan

In his dream, confronted an alien intelligence known

as The Being who speaks for the inhabitants of

Earth in other dimensions. The Being warned that

our planet's ecosystem is failing, and that our

leaders deny this. The Being asked why our leaders lie

to us, and why so many of us believe these lies. Rev.

Korda awoke from the dream moaning the Church's

infamous slogan, Save the Planet - Kill Yourself.

Sometime in 1992

Suicide

-- Completely voluntary

Cannibalism

-- They are strictly vegetarian, but they support it for

those who must eat flesh

Sodomy

-- Any sexual act not intended for procreation

DO NOT PROCREATE.

Abortion

THE FOUR PILLARS

Chris Kordan is a cross-gendered techno musician and

software developer.

Mission Statement:

To slow the human population rate and restore the

balance between humans and the environment.

Lawsuit:

Because of their “How to commit suicide” video

FACTS

Various rallies having to do with population awareness and abortion.

C. Korda makes appearance in Safe Sex Fashion Show.

The CoE successfully infiltrates the official Boston “First Night” parade: props include a “meat stick” and the Ark of Materialism.

Various propaganda, billboards and items for sale.

ACTIONS TAKEN

HOW TO KILL YOURSELF

The Church of Euthanasia's official

Recommended Method is helium

A tank of helium; helium is widely used to inflate balloons. If the tank

holds enough helium to inflate 600 ballons, you'll have more than enough:

that's 20 big breaths a minute, times 30 minutes.

A suitable valve; this should be obtained from the same source as the tank.

Be careful when opening this valve, as the gas is highly pressurized. Never

put your mouth directly on the output nozzle, or serious injury may occur.

An oxygen mask; this can be obtained from a medical supplier. Note that

the mask may be designed to mix the gas with air, in which case you must

modify it, so that it supplies 100% gas. This can usually be done with duct

tape.

A four foot length of rubber tubing; this may come with the mask,

otherwise try a hardware store. If the tank's nozzle and the mask inlet have

different diameters, try using several different diameters of tubing, each fit

within the other, and thoroughly sealed with duct tape.

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

1. If you're indoors, open all available windows.

2. Attach the valve to the tank, if it's not already attached.

3. Now attach one end of the tubing to the valve outlet, and the

other end to the mask.

4. Test your connections to make sure nothing leaks.

5. Recline or sit, in such a way that you can't fall over, for

example in bed or on a sofa, propped up with pillows.

6. Strap the mask onto your face, so that your mouth and nose

are covered.

INSTRUCTIONS

7. Turn on the valve, and breathe normally.

8. Your voice will become high-pitched almost immediately, and

in few minutes, you will lose consciousness.

9. Within fifteen minutes, you will be dead, due to

asphyxiation (suffocation: the condition of being deprived

of oxygen).

10. Make sure you will not be disturbed for at least thirty minutes,

just to be sure.

11. If you are discovered and revived, you may have permanent

brain damage.

CONTINUATION

It gives you ideas on how you’d like to commit suicide, how you’re

suppose to do it.

Criteria’s also show up like; Quick, Painless, Certain, Discreet,

Safe, Accessible and Tidy.

They give you options: Shooting, Hanging, Driving, Jumping,

Slashing, Drowning, Freezing, Overdosing, Nitrous Oxide (NO2),

Over Gas, Car Exhaust, Carbon Monoxide, Helium & the list goes

on.

Suicide meta-guide explains the pros and cons of each method and

lets you decide on your own with the given details.

SUICIDE META-GUIDE

“Suicide is hard work, and should not be undertaken

lightly. It's easy to do it badly, or make rookie mistakes.

As with many things, the best results are achieved by

thorough research and careful preparation.”

-- Church of Euthanasia (CoE)