Chicken Grills and Turkeyton

Based on Bear Grills. A chicken fighting for survival.

Aiden Kelly© AidenKelly1998@gmail.com

INT.SLAUGHTERHOUSE.DAY

A chicken awoke to find himself moving slowly on a conveyor

belt. The chicken had to act fast. Noticing another conveyor

belt he knew that this was a life death situation he decided

to take the risk. He leaped and before he knew it he had

landed face first into another chicken like animal.

TURKEYTON

*Shouts in texan voice*Hey, get offa meh!!!

CHICKEN GRILLS

*Voice is Batmans voice*I’m Chicken Grills i eat barbed

wire for breakfast. Don’t ever tell

me what to do.

TURKEYTON

I’m Turkeyton, now how do we get

outta here, cadet.

CHICKEN GRILLS

We have to stop the conveyor belt

before we get cooked alive, and

turned into Fried Chicken.

TURKEYTON

Fried chicken is the best chicken.

No offense, Cadet.

(Chicken Grills looks at him

disappointingly)

*bang*(Turkeyton falls over other

Turkey and hits his head.)

TURKEYTON

I can see turkey Jesus, he’s

fabulous.

CHICKEN GRILLS

What the hell is wrong with you, you turkey nugget. Don’t

make me eat you.

(Chicken Grills licks his

lips)

*licking of the lips seductively*(Turkeyton stands up stumbling

around)

(CONTINUED)

CONTINUED: 2.

TURKEYTON

Praise the lord how do we get outta

here?

(Light shines towards open

window with a pole vault

leaning against it)

CHICKEN GRILLS

Well, thats convenient. Guess i

won’t have to eat you after all.

TURKEYTON

Thank you Lord for showing us the

way.

(On his hands and knees

praying to Turkey Jesus)

CHICKEN GRILLS

Stop your gibber gaber, fool! It’s

time to get outta here.

(Runs towards pole vault, and

falls)

TURKEYTON

Don’t worry I’ll get it.

(Runs into the wall and knocks

himself out)

CHICKEN GRILLS

(face palm)

TURKEYTON

zZzZzZzZzZzZzZ *Snoring*

CHICKEN GRILLS

Aw god damnit!

(Lifts Turkeyton up as he grabs hold of the pole vault)

(Chicken Grills starts his

massive run up towards window,

and leaps through)

*Dramatic Musics Plays*

*Conveyor belt sound throughout scene*

*Chicken Grills cries out in pain*(Turkeyton lands straight

ontop of Chicken Grills)

CHICKEN GRILLS

Holy mother of Chicken.

(CONTINUED)

CONTINUED: 3.

(Says this as he looks up to

the road ahead of big red

Trucks)

TURKEYTON

(Turkeyton Starts to wake up,

and looks up)

Hey, Chicken Grills!!

CHICKEN GRILLS

What is it?

TURKEYTON

Why did the chicken... cross the

road?

CHICKEN GRILLS

Why

TURKEYTON

To get to the other side. You

idiot, why else would he cross the

road.

This was the day that chickens and Turkeys became enemies.

All because of one joke.

(END)