Chapter One “And You Wonder Why We Get Called the Weird Watsons”

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Chapter One “And You Wonder Why We Get Called the Weird Watsons”

Transcript of Chapter One “And You Wonder Why We Get Called the Weird Watsons”

Chapter One“And You Wonder

Why We Get Called the Weird

Watsons”

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Chapter Two

“Give My Regards to Clark,

Pointdexter”

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Chapter Three

“The World’s Greatest Dinosaur

War Ever”

Chapter Four

“Froze-Up Southern Folks”

Chapter Five

“Nazi Parachutes Attack America and Get Shot Down Over

the Flint River by Captain Byron

Watson and His Flamethrower of

Death”

Smokey the Bear

Chapter Six

“Swedish Cremes and Welfare

Cheese”

Chapter 7

“Every Chihuaha in America Lines Up to Take a Bite

out of Byron”

Chapter 8

“The Ultra Glide!”

Chapter Nine

“The Watsons Go to Birmingham-

1963”

Chapter Ten

Tangled Up In God’s Beard

Chapter Eleven

Bobo Brazil Meets the Sheik

Grandma Sands VS Byron

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Chapter Twelve

That Dog Won’t Hunt No More

Chapter Thirteen

I Meet Winnie’s Evil Twin Brother

the Wool Pool

Chapter Fourteen

Every Bird and Bug in

Birmingham Stops and Wonders

Chapter Fifteen

The World-Famous Watson Pet

Hospital