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DANZINGDanzing (born April 1 st, 1977), is an american born electronic
musician residing in Key West, Florida, best known for his only hit
single, Devil Inzide, released April 20th, 1997. Devil Inzide
accelerated to the top of the charts in less than a week, making it one
of the most popular songs in the Spring/Summer of 1997.
Born and raised in Portland, Oregon, Danzing detested the
dominating Hip-Hop culture in his hometown, and set out for what
he considered to be the epicentre of music; Key West, Florida. This is
where he opened his first studio and record label, Deez Beatz
Records. With Danzing’s slight recent success, he planned
collaborations with several key artists of the time including: Michael
Jackson, and The Backstreet Boys.. However, on several accounts,
potential collaborating artists described Danzing’s talents and
creativity as mediocre at best, and consider him to be “ridiculous”.
Since Devil Inzide, Danzing has released select singles, all without any
success or notice. Yet another is added to the list of one hit wonders.
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SIR CAMINO MOSSIMOSS CHALMERS IVSir Camino Mossimoss Chalmers IV (April 20th, 1614 - April 20th, 1668),
was a Polish born King in the 15th Century. He was the son of King Gregg
Maximoss Chalmers, and Queen Eva Missimoss Chalmers, and in 1630
became the ruler of Poland at the age of only 16.
Mossimoss’ reign was less than successful. Lacking his father’s military
knowledge, young Cam lost a war against the Laru’s, who then occupied
Ledge, leaving Poland’s capital city in enemy territory for over four years.
Through years of half-assed military efforts Mossimoss was able to regain
control of his country and capital.
In the late 1650’s Mossimoss began expierimenting with various
hallucinogenic drugs. This lead to severe, and sometimes public,
hallucinations. One afternoon Mossimoss ingested a stomach full of
psylocybin mushrooms, to later appear naked in his court, screaming “THIS
SHIT’S THE MOM’S LASAGN, BRO!” Episodes like this continued until his
death in 1668.