How to Maintain A

Blissful Marriage

By: Mrs. Katie Zastrow

CIS 1020-061

If love is blind, then marriage is a real eye-opener.

Know How to Boil WaterStep 1: Put water into pot

Step 2: Place pot on element

Step 3: Turn element on high

Step 4: DON’T LOOK! (Water won’t boil if watched)

Step 5:Glory in your boiling pot of water

Know How to Sort Laundry

Have at least 3 categories

Whites Lights Darks

** Only put bleach in the white load **

Pick Your BattlesBring It On Leave It Be

“Check out” lady isn’t there to check out.

Dishes are in dishwasher “wrong way”

*At least they are in the dishwasher.

Got another credit card without discussing.

He hogs the covers.* Go get another blanket.

Doesn’t brush his teeth every day.He doesn’t say “I love you”

27 times a day.*As long as you know it.

He compares you to his mother. He isn’t helping you clean.*Don’t argue. Just ask for help.

Have a Chocolate Stash

♥Gather all of your favorite treats

♥Place them in a special place

♥When to indulge:

♥When you’re about to have a meltdown♥When he leaves the toilet seat up♥When he doesn’t hang his towel♥Whenever the heck you want

Keep Memories♥Pictures and Journals

♥You’ll want to remember:♥Blissful moments♥Why you got married in the first place♥What he likes to eat♥Funny things you say to each other