BUSINESS STRATEGY OF THE RELATIONSHIP MARKET

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New world order adam/eve/serpent FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION DR RICHIN JOHN KOSHY

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OUT OF THE BOX DIFFERENT WAY TO LOOK INTO THINGS WHICH MATTER IN LIFE

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New world orderadam/eve/serpent

FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATIONDR RICHIN JOHN KOSHY

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SERPENT COMES TO ADAM

SAYS THERE IS A EVE FOR U

ADAM SAYS YA YA THERE IS 1

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

LET ME THINK ABOUT IT

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ADAM HAS A SAYING

IF U R FATHER IS POOR ITS NOT UR FAULT U R BORN IN IT

IF UR WIFES FATHER IS POOR THEN IT IS ABSOLUTELY UR FAULT

BUT USE UR OWN BRAINS AND CAST THE NET

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NEVER TAKE A MIDDLE MAN

SHAADI.COM, M4MARRY.COM, JDATE.COM, MATCH.COM

LOOK AT THE MIDDLE MANS OFFER

MIDDLE MAN IS THE SERPENT

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MIDDLE MAN IS TAKING A KICKBACK ON THE DEAL

Y DON’T U GET THE KICKBACK OF THE DEAL

KEEP ALL UR EARNINGS WITH U

HE IS JUST SHOWING WHERE TO FISH

LEARN FROM HIM BUT DON’T PAY HIM

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HE IS OUT OF BUSINESS

YOU MAKE A KILLING

ACT SMART

GO ON UR OWN TO THE SEA

CAST THE NET

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LETS WORK ON THIS BUSINESS MODEL/ SCENARIO

MORDERN DAY MAN

ADAM IS HAPPY JERKING HIS DICK OFF

ADAM DOSESNT CARE

ADAM HAS HIS OWN PROBLEMS

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ADAM HAPPY IN HIS OWN WORLD

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SERPENT IS JDATE/MATCH.COM/SHAADI.COM/BHARAT MATRIMONY.COM

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SERPENT COMES TO ADAM

I HAVE THE BEST DEAL IN TOWN FOR U

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

WHAT IS IT

IT IS SOMETHING WHICH LL MAKE U VERY HAPPY

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U R GETTING OLD

U NEED SOMEBODY

HOW LONG WILL U HANDPUMP URSELF AND INFLATE UR EGO

U NEED SOMEBODY TO DO IT FOR U

HMMMMMMMMMM LET ME THINK

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ADAM THIS DEAL IS THE BEST DEAL IN TOWN

IF U LOOSE THIS U LL NEVER GET THIS

TEMPTING ADAM WITH THE MONEY

I GOT A GIRL WITH MONEY ON HER AND SHE IS INTERESTED

ARE U INTERESTED TO TIE THE KNOT AND U BECOME RICH

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WHO IS THIS GIRL

WHERE IS SHE

HOW MUCH WILL I GET

ARE U SURE ABOUT IT

IS IT THE BEST DEAL IN THE TOWN

WHERE IS THIS FAT FISH

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U KNOW WHAT

LEMME THINK ABOUT IT

I DON’T NEED IT

THANKS FOR INFORMING

ADAM SHOULD MARK HIS TERRITORY

SEE IF IT’S A GOOD FISH TO FRY FISH HAVE TOXINS IN JAPAN

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MIDDLE MAN KNOWS IT

I WENT TO MAKE HIM A FOOL

BUT ADAM IS MAKING ME A FOOL

I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

WHAT SHOULD I DO TO TRAP HIM

HE HAS SUBSTANCE TO BE SOLD AND I MAKE A KILLING

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ADAM KNOWS IT HE HAS SUBSTANCE

HE CAN DO SOMETHING MUCH BETTER ON HIS OWN

BUT LOOK AT THE FEMALES OFFERED

SEE IF U CAN PLAY TRICKS ON HER

BEFORE THE MIDDLE MAN AND SHE PLAYS IT ON U

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MIDDLE MAN KNOWS IT HE IS LOOSING IT

BHARAT MATRIMONY DOES NOT WANTTO MAKE THE MATRI/ JUST THE MONY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE COMES UP WITH A BETTER DEAL

OYEEEE U GAVE UP ON THE DEAL

I HAVE A MUCH BETTER DEAL IN TOWN FOR U

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VARIETIES ARE ON A PLATTER

WHICH 1 DO U WANT TO HAVE

VANILLA/CHOCOLATE/STRAWBERRY/WASHINGTON/SWEDISH APPLES/APFEL STRUDEL

TEMPT THE TEMPT, SEDUCE HIM WITH A MEDUSSA

HOTTEST BABE ON THE PLANET AND THE MOOLAH

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SERPENT WANTS U TO BE THEIR BOY TOY SOMETHING LIKE THAT

AGAIN WHERE THEY ARE

TAKE ALL THE CONTACT DETAILS

ACT LIKE U WANT TO EXPRESS INTEREST

WHEN THE TIME COMES

SHOW THE MIDDLE FINGER

NEVER BRING MONEY IN THIS GAME

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LOOK AT THE DEMAND AND SUPPLY

CATCH THE DESPERATE ONE

APPLY MANAGEMENT SKILLS

LOOK WHERE U CAN MAKE A KILLING

50/50 SHARE THE EXPENSES

U R ON THE SAFE SIDE

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MORAL OF THE STORY

U CAN LIVE IN PEACE OF MIND

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IF U FEEL THE FISH IS ON THE HOOK AND U CAN GET IT OUT

SEE IF ANYBODY HAD TRIED TO GET THIS FISH BEFORE

DO UR HOMEWORK , ALTOUGH DIFFICULT

LEAVE THE REST TO FATE AND UNIVERSE

PLAY SAFE

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DON’T EAT A STALE FISH

GET A FRESH ONE OUT OF THE SEA

LEAP OF FAITH TO BE TAKEN

DON’T ASK DON’T TELL IF FISH TAKEN OUT

WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS FOR GOOD

LET THE UNIVERSE SHOW UR EVE TO U

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NEVER FALL IN THE TRAP JUST FOR THE MONEY

THIS IS HOW

RELATIONSHIPS SELLS AND BLEEDS U DRY

PLAY SAFE

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NEVER FALL FOR THE GIRLS MONEY NO MATTER HOW MUCH EVER FLASH IS IN IT

AND IT BLINDS UUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!

EITHER WAY VICE VERSA WITH THE MIDDLE MAN

GET THE INFORMATION FROM THE SNAKE

CAST THE NET ON UR OWN

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MAN SHOULD NOT BE TEMPTED BY FRUITS BOUGHT FROM THE SNAKE

MAN SHOULD NOT TEMPT OTHER WOMEN TOO WITH HIS FRUITS

STAY FAR STAY SAFE EVEN THOUGH U KNOW WHERE THEY R

THIS WAY MAN CAN SURVIVE

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ROLL THE DICE AND PLAY THE GAME THE WAY U WANT TO PLAY IT