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Volume 1, Issue 20 A Publication of the Thanet and District Caledonian Society Winter 2015
L ast year’s St Andrew’s Night was a resounding success despite a lower
than normal turnout of 49 members and friends. Our speakers for the
evening commenced with Mr Dick Barford, Chairman of KASS, Kent Asso-
ciation of Scottish Societies, KASS, who made much of the Society’s annual social
functions and holidays before relating the history of St Andrew. This was followed
by new member Michael Loveday who gave the toast to the Society. Mike also
commented on the friendliness he found within the Society and of his recent Cale-
donian Adventure holiday to Scotland
with the Society.
The Queens Hall at Margate Winter
Gardens was tastefully decorated and
those who missed the event also missed
a wonderful dinner of Cock-a-leekie
Soup, Haggis, Tatties and Neaps, Roast Beef, Yorkshire Pudding, Roast Potatoes,
Broccoli, Carrots and to finish Raspberry Bavarois, coffee and mints.
New band ‘Saltire’ led by Accordionist Michelle McDermott, with Derek Goodwin
on drums and Ed Pickering on fiddle, ably provided the music for the evening. The
President passed on the Society’s thanks to the Winter Gardens staff for a lovely
meal and pleasant pre Christmas surroundings. ¤
President Don Macpherson with guests Dick Barford - Chairman
of KASS with his good lady, Ester.
Australian lass Nanette Murphy-Radeck, with her guest Richard
Fowler, gave a well received Response from the Lassies.
Past vice president Jim Connell had the honour of delivering the
Immortal Memory and was accompanied by his good lady Shirley.
Below: Member Sam Matsubura gave the Toast to the Lassies and
was accompanied by his good lady Stella.
New member Michael Loveday gave the Toast to the Society
and was accompanied by Mrs Barbara Shepherd.
Water O’ Life
Don’t forget to look out for de-tails of our first whisky tasting event to be held in the new con-servatory of the Pavilion on the Sands on 20th May 2016. Malt whiskies, Cream liqueurs and Irn-Bru to cover all tastes will be offered so make sure you book a taxi. Planning is well under way and the cost will include a hot supper.
M ore than 90 members and friends turned up to enjoy another fine Burns
Night at Margate Winter Gardens this year. President Don Macpherson welcomed principle guests Past Vice President Jim
Connell who delivered the Immortal Memory toast with society member Sam Matsubura
Toasting the Lassies and Canterbury teacher Nanette Murphy-Radeck giving us an Austra-
lian Lassie’s response to the lads. Jim covered all the bases in true Immortal Memory style reminding us of Burns sparse
upbringing, his marriage, women, works and of course his death with over 10,000 people
attending his funeral. While Sam was gentler on the lassies, Nanette in true ‘Sheila’ style
let the lads know exactly where they stood and no messing. Comments like : “Strike me pink, I wouldn't be seen dead with that bloke! He's a useless lump of wood! Mad as a cut
snake....as useful as a fly-screen door on a bloody submarine”... and “He can park his slip-
pers under my bed any day”...went down very well with the lassies attending and the lads
couldn't help laughing as well. Nanette concluded with a verse from Burns ‘O, Saw ye Bonie Lesley’ and received a well deserved round of applause from all present.
The President thanked his
guests and all present for at-
tending, our new band, Saltire, and to the Winter Gar-
dens for a wonderful evening.
New Scottish dance band Saltire made an impressive start at our St Andrew’s night
Celebration Dinner & Dance and Burns Night at the Winter Gardens.
Michelle McDermott is the band’s leader with band members Ed Pickering on
Fiddle and Derek Goodwin on drums.
New Band ‘Saltire’ Make Their Debut
BURNS NIGHT
The reason why are Scotsmen such
good golfers, is because they know
that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last!!
Charity Military Whist Drive The golf section of the Caledonian
Society held a Military Whist after-noon at North Foreland Golf Club on
Thursday 22nd October. This was held
in place of a bridge evening as Military whist has become
quite popular at the Golf Club.
Eleven tables participated and we had twenty rounds of whist.
Half way through the rounds, afternoon tea was served which
was very enjoyable. The winning team members led by She-
lagh Norvill each won a bottle of wine. A raffle was held and the total raised for the afternoon was £259. This will be do-
nated to three charities, Air Ambulance, Riding for the Dis-
abled and Pilgrim's Hospice.
Everyone had a very enjoyable afternoon.
AGM * * * * * * * * * * *
19 members attended, with 18 apolo-
gies, the society's two AGM’s which
were held in the Pierremont Commu-
nity Hall, Broadstairs on Wednesday
25th March 2015. The golf section held theirs first with the
previously circulated minutes of the 2014
meeting being approved and signed by
Captain John Reid.
There were no matters arising. The Cap-
tain gave his report thanking Vice Cap-
tain Richard Baker for his support and in
particular for organising the Foxhills holiday. Thanks were also given to Rich-
ard West for managing the pennies and
Secretary Sue Saunders and the remain-
der of the team namely Mary Rose, Pat
Davies, Leona Steenhuis and Mike Sum-
mers. Mike Loveday was warmly wel-
comed onto the Committee. It had been
an enjoyable and successful year, the results of which are reported in the Cap-
tain’s log.
We managed to give £150 to each of the
Air Ambulance, Riding for the Disabled
and the Hospice, mainly due to the ef-
forts of Sue Saunders and her Bridge
Evening Captain John Reid and the Golf Section
Officers were re-elected as were the
Committee. Proposed by Gerry Carter
and seconded by Frank Howe.
Bob Hope and Richard Baker were
elected as auditors, as proposed by Mike
Summers and seconded by Gerry Carter.
Under AOB there was discussion on the poor support for the Marie Ferrier tray.
This will be looked at by the Committee.
Dr Iain Shaw thought that if any signifi-
cant changes were to be made they
should be imparted to Charlie Ferrier
who gave the tray in memory of his wife.
The golf section AGM closed at 19.40
hrs. The main Society AGM then followed
and was conducted by Society President
Don Macpherson. The existing commit-
tee of Vice President David Walker,
Treasurer John Campbell, Secretary
Anne Campbell, Membership Secretary
Mary Rose and committee members
Dina Macpherson, David Taylor, John Reid and Iain Shaw were re-elected én-
mass.
Secretary and Treasurer Anne and John
Campbell gave notice of their retirement
from the committee at the next AGM.
Trustees remain as Past Presidents’
David Walker, John Reid and Iain Shaw. The meeting closed at 20.00hrs and as
always wine and nibbles were prepared
by the committee. ¤
Don’t forget the
Society’s membership
subscriptions become due
on 1st January 2016
!
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Editor Need’s Your Help
Next year, I will be more than likely taking up the position of
Society President so my hands are going to be well and truly
tied up at many of our functions. With this in mind, I am looking for one or two members to be
responsible for taking the photographs at our functions and to
make some notes of the guest addresses and speeches given to
report the events in the Caledonian. Ideally, it would help if it is someone who has a computer, an
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Whit Ye Missed At The Pictures By John Reid
I n the Summer of 2013 Guy Jenkins and Andy Hamilton,
well known for producing TV’s “Outnumbered” jour-
neyed to Gairloch and other stunning locations in Scot-
land to make the comedy film “ What We Did on Our Holi-
day.” They had assembled a stellar cast including Billy Con-
nolly, David Tennant, Rosamund Pike, Celia Imrie, Ben
Miller and Annette Crosbie.
This was the happy choice of film, released in September 2014 and
selected for we Caledonians to see on 12th March 2015 for our annual
Film Night at the Palace Cinema in Broadstairs. A kilted President Don Macpherson warmly welcomed 69 members and friends before
the film started.
Doug McLeod (David Tennant) and his wife Abi (Rosamund Pike) unite following a tense separation to travel to the Scottish Highlands
for Doug's father Geordie's (Billy Connolly) 75th birthday. Geordie has terminal cancer so Doug's brother, millionaire Gavin McLeod
(Ben Miller) has arranged a lavish party for him, inviting all the im-
portant people in the neighbourhood.
The interaction between the children is often very amusing as it is
with their Grandfather who dies whilst playing with the children on
the beach. They, having found out he has Viking ancestry, give him an appropriate cremation at sea.. The party started but could not con-
tinue. In the end brothers Doug and Gavin, who did not get on are reconciled and the children’s parents decide to try to make a fresh
start. So we had a happy ending. It was superbly acted amidst won-
derful scenery and showed Scotland in the very best of light.
The audience showed their appreciation by applauding at the end and
clearly enjoyed it as there were numerous chuckles throughout its 95 minutes which passed all to quickly. Afterwards, as is traditional, we
repaired to the next door Pavilion on the Sands for an excellent ham
and cheese ploughman's. A great evening was drawn to a close by our President. ¤
S ittin in mah goonie, face
scrubbed well, ma sister therr
beside me we’re waiting fur
the bells. Aw day long been
cleaning oor wee singel end Mammy
gien oot orders drives us roon the
bend.
Mammys oot the windae sitting oan the sill washing aw the windaes me hoping she disny
fall. Jessie’s cleaning the fireplace it wiz ma
Mammy’s bidding ahv been telt tae get the
pail and take it tae the midden. As the time it passes there’s excitement in the air and Mam-
mys oan her hunkers scrubbing at the flair.
“Come oan yous two” she cried, “it’s time tae
hiv yir bath so intae the sink wi baith o yiz furra thorough scrub and wash”.
Underneath yir oxters she scrubs wi a wrung
oot clootie wi aw that durt thit’s in yir ears ah
could grow a sack o totties. “Oan wi yir sim-mit and knickers, yir liberty bodice anaw wi
wurr winceyette goonies” she says “yiz baith
look braw”. “Get oot mah road the perr of
yous it’s nearly hauf past nine”. “Ahll hifty
soart the steak pie noo, urr it’ll no be ready in
time”. We know it’s getting near the time
when ma gets the table oot there’ll be short-breid, bun and ginger wine, of that there is
nae doot .We urr shoved in tae the recess bed
tae keep us oot the wiy and Mammy turns the
gas doon oan the, smellin lovely, pie. The peas urr in the pot overnight, they’ve hid a
steep, the totties oan the gas ring they’re oan
a wee wee peep.
Ma Mammy takes her rollers oot and pow-ders up her nose, her good froack oot the
wardrope
and her shoes wi the peepy toes. She wiz up
afore us and hisny stoapped aw day bit noo, she’s looking beautiful and New Year’s on
the way. It’s five tae twelve already, White
Heather oan the telly singing songs of Scot-
land, wi the Teucheters and the Keelies. The tummlers urr oan the sideboard, fruit cordial
fur Jessie and me, a wee dram fur ma
Mammy she deserves it, ah hope yiz agree.
She opens the auld sash windae tae bring in the New Year and oan the stroke of midnight
the ship’s horns we could hear. Ma Mammy’s
started greeting and raises up her gless toastin
aw the folk no therr and asking God tae bless.
Efter cuddles and kisses the letter boax is tootin that’ll be Uncle Peter, he’s oot therr
daen furst footin. Tall and dark and hand-
some wi whisky and coal in his haun, wi
slicked back herr and shiny shoes and his good suit oot the pawn. We aw sit roon the
table tae eat oor pie, totties an peas, then clear
away the dishes furra sing-song, if you
please. Aunty Nellie sings aboot water and how it’s aw aroon, Uncle Charlie diz his
Frankie Laine singing aboot high noon. The
party’s gaun great guns tae Maggie raises her
haun, och ahm away up the road noo coz Erchie’s sung mah song. Jessie and me urr
tired noo like the cat that goat the cream. So
it’s us intae the recess bed to sleep, perchance
tae dream. If any of this is familiar tae you
this New Year of days gone by the memories
of they great times brings a wee tear tae the
eye. So tae aw mah pals and family, ah wish
the happiness that ye seek will come rushin tae you this New Year and lang may yer
wee lum reek. ¤
A Glesca Wean's Hogmanay By Helen Ross
No one believes pensioners . . .
everyone thinks they are
senile. Tam and Jessie were celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniver-
sary. They had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved
back to their old neighbourhood after they had retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school, and as it wisn’a
locked, they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared,
where Tam had carved ‘I love you, Jessie’.
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Jessie quickly picked it up
and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she
counted the money - ten thousand pounds!
Tam said, “We've got to give it back.” Jessie said “Naw, finders keepers” and put the money back in
the bag and hid it in the attic.
The next day, two polis officers were knocking on doors in the
area the asking about the money, and knocked on Tam’s door. “Excuse me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an ar-
moured car yesterday?”
Jessie said, “Naw.”
Tam said, “She’s lying an hid it up in the attic.” Jessie said, “Don't believe him, he’s gettin senile”
The polisman turned to Tam and began to question him.
One said, “Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Tam said, “Well, when Jessie and I were walking home from school yesterday .........”
The first polisman turned to his partner and said, “Wur oot o’
here!”
At an art auction in Edinburgh, Scotland, a
wealthy American lost his wallet containing
£20,000 [$45,000]. He announced to the gathering
that that he would give a reward of £200 to the per-
son who found it.
From the back of the hall a Scottish voice shouted,
'I'll give £250.'
Northdown House was again the venue for this year’s taste of
Scotland evening when 60 plus members and friends enjoyed
a convivial evening of music, chat, food, brain teasers and song. Our entertainment was in the form of Elizabeth Hall, (Frank Skinner’s daughter), and Ann Reid, giving us a violin and keyboard duo, playing
a selection of Scottish favourites in memory of Elizabeth’s mother, Betty, a member for many years, who
sadly passed away recently.
As the title of the evening implies, a true taste of Scotland has to be the Haggis, Tatties and Neeps which everyone thoroughly enjoyed, and this was well demonstrated by the number of guests queuing for sec-
onds. The evenings supper also included sweet, coffee and shortbread to finish and was organised by
Anne Campbell and Dina Macpherson with the tatties
and neeps prepared by members of the Society. Cale-donian members Andy Brown and Jackie Buxcey
brought along some Danish house guests, Jens Mo-
erch and Lenna Hansen, to their first ever Scottish
event and they particularly enjoyed the haggis with of course, the correct ‘sauce’, ably provided by Vice
President David Walker.
David also set the table and quiz questions with John
Reid’s party getting top score and the chocolates. President Don Macpherson concluded the evening
with our sing along and Old Lang Syne. ¤
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Wine & Wisdom Winners and Losers Another very successful Wine & Wisdom was held on 24th
March at “The Parish of The Holy Family -Thanet” church
hall in Birchington when 9 teams of quizzers turned up for
our annual fish supper fun evening.
Team names and points were Man of Kent 84, Pass the
Buck 74, Walkers Crisps 78, Lucky Seven 69, Six peas in a
pod 88, Magnifi-cent Seven 81
and the Rams-
gate Roadies 92
and The Village Idiots with a winning score of 97. Special thanks to past president Brian McRitchie who set the
questions and his wife Linda who carried out the marking. ¤
Did Ye Ken The Pinkerton’s
There wasn’t a great deal of law enforcement in America’s Wild
West but much of what there was
came via the Pinkerton’s National
Detective Agency, founded by Glaswegian Alan Pinkerton in
1890. His agents became legen-
dary during their pursuits of Jesse
James and Butch Cassidy’s wild bunch.
Losers were the Shaw Thing Team consisting of L:R
Len Street, Ann Street, Iain Shaw, Pat Shaw and Maria
Temple who all picked up the chocolate bars.
The Village Idiots were this year’s winners scoring 97 made
up of L:R Tricia Swift, David Dye, Nick Swift, Stephen Emms,
President Don Macpherson, John Cotterill and Christine
Emms.
Taste of Scotland
Above: Elizabeth Hall on the violin with Ann Reid on the piano.
Opposite: Northdown House main function suite with members and guests
enjoying the evening.
S t Georges Day, 23rd April, was
perhaps an inappropriate day to
start the year for the Caledonian
Golf Society! Nevertheless all went
well and the weather was kind. Sadly
a couple of our ladies had to drop out
and there were 18 contestants for The
Presidents Mashie on the Short
Course. They did make it to the meal
so that a further 10 sat down for an
excellent carvery in the evening in the
Club House. It was a special evening
as we were able to celebrate the en-
gagement of Mike Loveday to Barbara
Shepherd. Warmest congratulations to
them both.
After the meal I presented the prizes.
Bob Hope got a small bottle of whisky
for a hole in one! Well done Bob. On
the ladies side Margaret West came
first with 57 and Pat Davies chased
her home with 59. For the men Gerry
Carter returned from injury to come
2nd with 53 and the winner of the
Mashie with 52 was Mike Loveday.
Winners received 2 bottles of wine
each and runners up 1 bottle. 6 players
got birdies and were rewarded with
balls. Well done to everyone. There
was an inconclusive vote as to
whether we should stick with the
medal formula or switch to Stableford
or have a maximum score per hole.
The Committee will decide.
18 players met on June 3rd at beauti-
ful Belmont Faversham to contest for
The Jean Armour Rosebowl. The
weather was sunny and benign which
happily was a marked contrast to the
gales of the previous day. It proved an
excellent but testing course and it was
difficult to find balls which strayed off
the fairway. 19 of us then enjoyed an
excellent meal of salmon in a dill
sauce
followed
by apple
crumble
and cus-
tard. I
presented
nearest
the pin
prizes to
Peter
Saunders
and David Say and birdie balls to
Richard Baker and Bill McDermott.
The latter was from 120 yards on 18th!
The winner of the Ladies champagne
was Edwina Baker followed by Mau-
reen Summers. The second man was
Peter Saunders who was pipped on
countback by Rosebowl and whisky
winner Vice Captain Richard Baker
with a very creditable 35. Well done
to all who took part in a very enjoy-
able day. A party of 21 came on our Annual
Golf Break from Sunday 12th to
Wednesday 15th July. Sadly the Wim-
bledon sunshine of the previous two
weeks deserted us and the Tuesday
and Wednesday were pretty wet. That
apart the 18 us who played golf had a
great time on the two superb courses
and the three non playing ladies en-
joyed the facilities and chatter. It has
to be said we could not have been
better looked after with very comfort-
able accommodation, superb food,
friendly helpful staff all in a delightful
setting. On the evening of our arrival
we all enjoyed an entertaining quiz
organised by Richard and Margaret
West. On Monday we played in teams
of three with best two scores counting
which proved a relaxing way to know
the Gainsborough course. The win-
ning team with 80 points was Gerry
Carter, Frank Howe and David Say.
On Tuesday we switched to the Con-
stable course and the winner was
Mike Loveday with 34 followed
home by Tony Shrimpling 31 and
Gerry Carter
and Peter
Saunders tied
on 29. After
the golf Julie
Shrimpling
very ably
organised the
putting for
the Bank’s
Dirk. This
needed a
tense play off
to produce a winner in Gerry Carter.
The final day back to the Gainsbor-
ough for the Scotia Cup, well won by
Gerry Carter 31 with Tony Shrimpling
2nd on 30. Top lady was Maureen
Summers with 26.
The Lord Provost’s Shield was won
by Tony Shrimpling (again) 61 and
Maureen Summers 51. They won the
Whisky
and
Cham-
pagne. On
each day
we had
nearest the
pin com-
petitions
with one
of the
three being the nearest in 2 shots. The
skilful winners each receiving a £10
NF Pro shop voucher were Mike
Summers, Mike Loveday x 2, Tony
Shrimpling x 2, Julie Shrimpling,
David Say, Richard Baker and Sue
Saunders. There were prizes of wine
and balls
liberally
shared
around.
Judging
by the
happy
smiles
everyone
enjoyed
them-
selves
and a
particular mention must go to Sam
Matsubara who as very new golf
player did exceptionally well to keep
his end up. Well done everybody.
Having just returned from holiday in a
very damp Scotland, I was nervous to
find rain falling on the morning of
Thursday 20th August, but there was
no need for concern, as by the time we
teed off for the Caledonian Cup at
1.00pm conditions were benign. In all
we had 21 golfers with 13 men and 8
ladies. It proved a lovely day with
North Foreland in superb condition.
After the game we reassembled in the
Club House with a further 5 ladies for
an excellent dinner of either haggis or
salmon followed by a choice of
scrumptious desserts and coffee. Sue
Saunders brilliantly organised the
raffle which raised £88 for charity.
We then had the prize giving. Nearest
the pin winners for the 5th and 11th
were Matt Dickie and Julie
Shrimpling. Matt Dickie, Maureen
Summers, Mike Summers, Mike
Loveday
and Bob
Hope all
achieved
Birdies.
For the
Cup
itself
Maureen
Summers
just
pipped Edwina Baker on countback
for the 2nd ladies prize with 34 points.
Sue Saunders won the champagne
with 35 points. On the men’s side
Peter Saunders pipped Tony
Shrimpling for 2nd place both with 35
points. The Cup and whisky winner
was Mattie Dickie with 36 points.
Well done to all the winners it was
very tight. It was a very happy occa-
sion enjoyed by all.
As usual the final golfing event of the
year was the Marie Ferrier Tray, as
you will recall kindly presented to us
by Charlie Ferrier, our former piper in
memory of his wife. It was held on
Thursday 8th October. It did cause me
some stress as on the last day for
entries to be in by we only had a hand-
ful so the decision was made to cancel
the meal and then meet up in the bar
for the tray presentation and a snack
Typically there was then a minor rush
in the
early part
of the
week and
we ended
up with
five
ladies,
two
having
dropped
out. The
winner
was Maureen Summers with a very
creditable 38 points. She received the
tray from last year’s winner Margaret
West. Six men competed for the
“whisky” which morphed into a bottle
of red wine as there was no entry
charge. The winner was Gerry Carter
with a brilliant 45 points.
So another year has slipped by and
there only remains the military whist
on Oct 22nd for which there will be a
separate report. All has gone well and
I believe everyone has enjoyed them-
selves which of course is the main
priority. Our annual break for next
year has been provisionally booked
for June 12th at Goodwood. We look
forward to it. ¤
5 Caledonian
CAPTAIN’S LOG - STAR DATE 2015 with John Reid
Winner Mike Loveday receives the Mashie
from last year’s winner Len Street.
Jean Armour Rosebowl winner
Richard Baker receives his
trophy from 2014 winner Bill
Mc Dermott.
Julie Shrimpling presented
Gerry Carter with the Bank’s
Dirk for putting.
Winner Maureen Summers
receives the Tray from Margaret
West.
Lord Provost’s Shield winners
Maureen Summers and Tony
Shrimpling with previous holder
Richard Baker.
Winner Matt Dickie with the
Caledonian Cup and Whisky.
Gerry Carter receives the
Scotia Cup from last year’s
winner Richard Baker.
The team at Stoke by Nayland. L:R Peter Saunders, David Say, Carol Say, Mike Loveday,
Barbara Shepherd, Mike Summers, Frank Howe, Maureen Summers, Stella Matsabura,
Barbara Kaufman, Sam Matsabura, Tony Shrimpling, Captain John Reid, Richard Baker, Sue
Saunder’s feet!, Edwina Baker, Gerry Carter, Pat Carter, Julie Shrimpling, Richard and
Margaret West.
Caledonian 6
T he group from Banchory, Aber-
deenshire, believe the roots of Mor-
ris Dancing really lie in Scotland,
where it was performed in the 16th cen-
tury.
If you take yourself too seriously, skipping
like a seven-year-old and waving your han-
kies in the air probably isn’t for you. But anyone who doesn’t mind leaving their dig-
nity on the doorstep might enjoy practice
nights with the Banchory Morris Dancers.
They believe they’re the only surviving group of Morris Dancers in Scotland and they’re so
desperate for members they’re offering free
beer to new recruits.
Morris Dancing is traditionally seen as the preserve of Englishmen, but the Banchory
group believe its roots are in Scotland with
records showing groups in towns and cities
like Aberdeen, Elgin and Edinburgh in the mid-16th century. This group was founded
nearly 30 years ago by Don French and Neil
Bayfield, who met and discovered a common
enthusiasm while working as ecologists in Banchory. But over the years numbers have
dwindled to eight. “We’re really desperate.
Nearly everything we’ve done this year has
had to be done with a minimum side,” said Don, who plays accordion and began Morris
dancing in Lancaster.
“You just need a willingness to have a go and
it helps if you’re reasonably active – but you don’t have to be superfit. We definitely need
some young blood.” Despite the offer of free
drink, it seems Scotsmen are too buttoned-up
to tie bells round their shins and let their hair down and most of the Banchory group have
come from England to live in Aberdeenshire.
“It’s not everyone’s cup of tea and it is diffi-
cult to get Scots to dance”, said Neil Bay-field, who dances and provides fiddle accom-
paniment. “I don’t know why, I think they are
naturally shy. They don’t like making a fool
of themselves and there’s an element of that.” “Free beer for any new men who come along
– for two weeks,” Neil added, as the group
began their Tuesday night rehearsal at
Crathes Hall. If you sign up before September you might even get to join their overseas tour
when they will perform in Bilbao in Spain.
For men who don’t mind making fools of
themselves, this group has had more than its
fair share of intellectuals. At one time it was a team made up almost entirely of Morris
Dancers with Ph.D’s.
Groups have someone who takes on the role
of the fool to keep the audience amused. Ban-chory’s fool is Stewart Ashton, a retired lec-
turer in Mechanical Engineering at the Robert
Gordon University. He started Morris danc-
ing when he was at teacher training college in Huddersfield. For rehearsal he’s wearing two
ties, a tartan beret and trousers with one leg
red and the other yellow. “You just kind of
act daft and get away with it. It’s fun out with the lads, having a bit
of a laugh and a good drink,” Stu-
art said.
In recent years the group has at-tracted oil industry workers like
Phil Dicken, a valve engineer,
originally from the Midlands. He
stays five minutes from the re-hearsal hall and keeps his hobby
under wraps. “I sneak out and
make sure my bells don’t make too much noise, so the neighbours
can’t see where I am going,” Phil
said.
He’s a fairly recent recruit. “I started when I first moved to Scotland just under three years
ago. I thought I’d go along and see what they
get up to. I was roped in before I knew it - but
it’s good exercise. “I had seen some guys doing it in Stratford-
on-Avon 20 years ago and I thought how
wonderful it looked guys with no inhibitions -
just dancing and being jolly” One of a handful of Scots in the group is their
youngest member, 26 year-old Alex Leighton
who works for an oil industry manufacturing
firm. He’s a squire who calls the dances and joined as a teenager.
“My dad and I decided we would give it a
shot. I had seen it before and it looked quite
fun so I thought I would give it a go. It gets you out and the guys are good fun,” said
Alex.
The team’s ‘bagman’ Neil Bayfield looks
after the money and bookings and after a career as an ecologist researching climate
change, now works as a therapeutic masseur.
According to Neil, research in Canada dis-
covered the earliest records of Morris Danc-ing in the UK date back to the court of James
IV in Scotland in the late 15th century. “He
had his own courtly set of Morris dancers
who did royal entertainment in Stirling Cas-tle. So it started in Scotland,” he said.
“When James V1 of Scotland became James
the first of the UK he took a Morris Dance
team with him to England. In those days it was half dance and half play so it combined
these elements.”
The dance became popular among ordinary
people in Scottish towns and cities before the Reformation. Neil said: “Then the Scottish
Presbyterian Church stamped it out because it
was too much like good fun.”
Morris Dancing was suppressed in Scotland and in Puritan England during the 16th and
17th centuries and penalties in Scotland
ranged from a 40-shilling fine for ‘dancing
maskit and with bellis’ in Aberdeen and Elgin to ‘condemnit ...to be hangit’ in Edinburgh.
How times have changed since those days,
with recruits now being coaxed with offers of
free beer and costumes and free training. “We wear bells on the knees and baldricks which
are just coloured sashes,” Neil explained. ¤
50 Shades of Golf
Our guys have been going to the same golf-ing trip to St.Andrew’s for many years. Two
days before the group was due to leave,
Jack's wife puts her foot down, and tells him
he isn't going. Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go; but what can they do?
Two days later, the three arrived at
St.Andrew’s only to find Jack sitting at the
bar with four drinks set up. "Wow, Jack, how long have you been here, and how did you
talk your Mrs. into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night”.
“Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my liv-ing room chair, and my wife came up behind
me, put her hands over my eyes and asked,
'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and
there she was wearing a a beautiful negli-gee”.
“She took my hand and pulled me into our
bedroom. The room had candles and rose
petals all over. Well, she's been reading '50 Shades of Grey'......”
“On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the
bed, so I did”. “And then she said, "Do what-ever you want." “So......Here I am”!
Another Golfing Situation Sandy decided to tie the knot with his long
time girlfriend. One evening, after the hon-
eymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes and his new wife was standing there affectionally
watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally
speaks. "Darling, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit
golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf
clubs."
Sandy gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
‘There for a minute you were sounding like
my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't!"
Banchory
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All Drinks at 50
Pence !!
Four retired friends from Glasgow are walking down a street in Ullapool in the north-west of Scotland when
they see a sign that says "Old Timer's Bar - All Drinks
only 50 Pence!" They look at each other, then go in.
Once inside, the old bartender greets them with "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gen-
tlemen?" The four friends hesitate, then they all ask
for large malt whiskies. In short order, the bartender
serves up four large Highland malts. "That'll be two pounds in total, please." The four men stare at the
bartender for a moment then look at each other. They
can't believe their good luck. They pay the £2, finish
their drinks, and order another round. Again, four excellent malts are produced with the bartender again
saying, "That's £2, please." At last, their curiosity is
more than they can stand. They've each had two large
malt whiskies, eight in total, and so far they've spent only £4 - an expensive hotel would charge that for
one. Finally, one of the men says, "How can you af-
ford to serve malt whisky as good as these for 50
pence apiece?" The bartender replied: "Here's my story. I'm a retired banker from Edinburgh, and I al-
ways wanted to own a bar. Last year I won £25 mil-
lion on the lottery and decided to open this place.
Every drink for retired customers costs 50 pence, wine, beer and spirits, all the same." "Wow. That's
quite a story." said the Glasgow guys. They sipped at
their malts and couldn't help but notice three other old
men at the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole
time they were there. One of the Glaswegians gestures
at the three at the end of the bar without drinks and
asks the bartender, "What's with them?" The bartender sighed and says, "Oh, they're on holiday from Aber-
deen.......... They're waiting for the Happy Hour!!
N icola Sturgeon is tour-
ing Perthshire in the
Firs t Minis ter’s
chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow jumps out into
the road. They hit it full on and
the car comes to a stop. Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to
the chauffeur : " You get out and
check - you were driving." The
chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
"You were driving, go and tell
the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t
afford to be blamed for any-thing.”
The chauffeur walks up the drive
to the farmhouse and returns five
hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin
on his face.
"My God, what happened to
you?" asks Nicola. The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the
farmer opened his best bottle of
malt whisky, the wife gave me a
slap up meal and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say?"
asks Nicola. "I knocked on the
door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Stur-
geon’s chauffeur and I've just
killed the cow”
Mrs Mopp Two polis officers responding to
a domestic disturbance with
shots fired arrive on the
scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for
walking across her freshly
mopped floor, they call their
sergeant on his mobile phone.
"Hello Sarge." "Yes."
"It looks like we have a murder
here"
"What happened?"
"Well a woman has shot her
husband for walking on the floor
she had just mopped."
"Have you placed her under ar-rest?"
“No Sarge...............The floor is
still wet! "
THE DIFFERENCE IF
YOU MARRY A
SCOTTISH GIRL Three friends married women from differ-
ent parts of the world.....
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house
cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the
third day he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away....
The second man married a Thai girl. He gave
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day
he didn't see any results but the next day he
saw it was better. By the third day he saw his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.....
The third man married a girl from Scotland. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,
and hot meals on the table for every meal. The
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third
day, some of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye and his
arm was healed enough that he could fix him-self a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He
still has some difficulty when he urinates.....
Silly Saturday!
A burglar broke into a house one night. He
shined his flashlight around, looking for
valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard noth-
ing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in
the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in
the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of
people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rott-
weiler Jesus.'
”GOODBYE
MUM”
A wee Jimmy was shopping in a supermarket and
noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept star-ing at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout,
and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't
made you feel ill at ease. It's just that you look so
much like my late son." He answered, "That's awright missus."
She then said, "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
'Good bye, Mum' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the check-
out, and as she was on her way out of the store, the
man called out, "Goodbye, Mum."
The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into
someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That
comes to £121.85," said the checkout girl. "How come
it’s so much? I've only bought 5 items."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd
be paying for her things, too."
Worser for Drink
'Listen to this Lads', said the Donald to his
mates in the pub. 'Last night when ah wis in
here a burglar broke in tae ma hoose.' 'Did he get anyhting?' asked his pal.
'Aye, a broken nose and two teeth knocked oot.
The wife thought it wis me commin in drunk!'
Caledonian 8
S COTLAND'S reputation as a beer-
making nation probably owes more to
quantity than quality. But that hasn't
stopped one European brewing super-
power going mad for its own Tartan tipple.
Drinkers in the trendiest bars in Brussels, Bruges
and Antwerp are sinking vast quantities of Gordon
Highland Ales – "bred among savage lochs and
haunted castles" – and served up in thistle-shaped
glasses. And if you've never heard of the brand,
don't worry. The beers are brewed in the Flemish
town of Steenhuffel, and are as Scottish as Poirot,
Tintin and Moules & Frites.
The success of the "Scottish-style" range is such
that it is now being exported to Italy, Spain and the
Netherlands. The Gordon ales are the brainchild of
the independent Belgian brewers John Martin,
named after an English expat who founded the firm
last century. Martin was determined to produce a
“Scotch ale" that would appeal to continental taste
buds. A re-launched version of his creation was
introduced in 2008 to more than 300 Belgian pubs.
A spokeswoman for the firm said they were reaping
dividends from appealing to a widespread affection
for all things Scottish. She said: "The Gordon range
of Scottish-style beers have been very, very popular
in the Belgian market." A big part of its appeal is
that in Belgium, and other continental countries,
people love the idea of a beer that is associated with
the Scottish Highlands and all the history and my-
thology that goes along with it. This year we have
launched a major promotion of the range in Bel-
gium and now we are helping bar owners in Italy to
install our Gordon beers too. The response has been
so positive that we have had to open a dedicated
office. Sales are continuing to rise in Belgium and
it has become a hugely well-known brand over
here."
The ale is now also brewed in Scotland for export
only by Caledonian Brewing Company, Edinburgh,
but is available in England at a limited amount of
selected outlets.
Martins’ website states: "More than 300 Belgian
establishments will be proud to offer this brown ale
with all its contrasts. Bred in the Highlands in an
environment of savage Scottish lochs and haunted
castles. Those who taste it for the first time will
discover its incomparable taste. It’s unctuous foam
is true rapture for the palate." It also claims the
brews, which pack a head-spinning strength of up
to 10%, (more than double the potency of Tennents
or Carling)
have an
"explosive
character"
which has
made it an
"iconic
brand in
many Euro-
pean coun-
tries".
A spokes-
woman for
John Mar-
tin brewers said the brand was now also on sale in
Belgian supermarkets and off licences. "The entire
range is now available in cans and bottles and has
been incredibly popular. We also now sponsor a
racing car and that has helped to raise our profile
still further."
The online beer review site Spider's Scribblepad
gives a glowing review to the hybrid Belgian-
Scottish ale. It states: "This claims to be a Highland
ale but it is brewed in Belgium and is definitely
European in strength. Setting aside the marketing
ploy, this is a very competent ale." Delirium Cafe in
Brussels, which is renowned as one the best beer
bars in Europe, sells no fewer than 10 authentic
Scottish ales, including Deuchars IPA, Caledonian
80, Arran Blonde and Dark, Belhaven Twisted
Thistle and St Andrew's Ale, as well as the Red
MacGregor.
Gordon ale costs €4-€5 for a half litre in pubs, in
line with native brews such as Stella Artois and
Jupiler. In supermarkets cans sell for €1.50.
Alyn Smith MEP, who represents Scotland in Brus-
sels, believes that in this case imitation is indeed
the sincerest form of flattery. "The Gordon brand of
Scottish-style beers has become very well known in
Belgium," she said. "In Belgium all things Scottish
have a massive cachet, particularly in the Flemish
part of the country. We both have a shared history
through trade and are two enterprising, outward-
looking nations who enjoy the odd drink and know
how to enjoy themselves.
"Not many people are aware that there are Highland
games in a number of Flemish towns as well as a
large number of Scottish-Flemish associations,
particularly in the North Sea trading ports."
But the Scottish reputation is not always an advan-
tage in continental countries. Burger King in Hun-
gary once sparked controversy when it advertised
cheap meals as "Scottish offers", fuelled by stereo-
types of parsimony. Similarly German shops and
bars frequently advertise discounts and happy hours
as "Scottish prices". ¤
Our Bus Run To Brighton..................Our Daytrip to Brighton on Sunday the 16th August proved to be
another resounding success as the photographs here show. 47 members and friends set off from around the Isle and after a coffee stop at MacNades
near Faversham, continued to Brighton. After en-
countering a couple of minor traffic accidents we arrived in time to enjoy our pre-planned lunch of
freshly made fish & chips and a cup of tea in the
Palm Court restaurant on Brighton Pier.
After this everyone did their own thing. Some went
to the Sea-Life centre, some for a walk along the
promenade but the majority headed for The Lanes,
a collection of little shops selling jewellery, clothes, antiques, cafes and boutique style restaurants. The
weather stayed bright and all met up again at 5pm
for the journey home arriving back in Thanet
around 7.30pm.
Did ye Ken?
Gordon Scotch Ale and others in this style, de-
rived from when the Belgians got a taste for
Scotch Ales when they were introduced into
Belgium by Scottish soldiers during the first
world war.
'Scotch Ale'
made in Belgium? Thistle do nicely