Buck up Juniors,companies are coming.
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GRE,GATE,PLACEMENTS,AGGREGATE,B.E. PROJECT
1. APTI (lil different) 20-15-252. INTERVIEW
SECTION 1-GOT MATHS AND SHIT
SECTION 2-GOT VERBAL
SECTION 3-VERY DIFFERENT ,somewhat
logical
Eg of 3= Select the correct pattern
Given pattern: 11111911191111
And 4 option..
And then there’s a final list of who cleared
That bugger didn’t pronounce my surname!! Causing confusion.
So this:
1 TOPIC -5MINS MINIMUM
GOODS:Keeps connected ,data analysis,crime detection,blah
blah blah……
BADS:Vandalized girl’s house after balasaheb passed awaynihal khan ,adnan patrawala,blah blah…..
UGLY:JOKES ON NIRBHAYADEEPIKA PADUKONECONTROVERSY
Sanskrit gave me an edge Gave a verdict that social media is powerful
and we should be aware our actions don’t hurt feelings(duh!)
GOT THE FUCKINN JOBB!!!!
Accenture has a resume maker tool.
(circulates the resume) My aggregate(56.17 !) inspired me to try
something KICKASS!
PAN CARD,PASSPORT,AADHAR All mark sheets(collect it now coz Exam cell is
a pain in the ass!) Resume(duhhh! :P ) And #SWAG!
TCSALGO:1. TAKE THE PAID TRAINING FROM
CLG2. CRACK APTI3. CRACK INTERVIEW4. CONGO ! UR PLACED!
*RECRUITED 110 THIS YR!!!
KICK ASS COMPANY!! SERVES UNLIMITED
MAGGI IN OFFICE!
ALGO:
1. JOIN SPOJ,CODECHEF
2. CODE CODE AND CODE
3. PASS CODING TEST
4. PASS 2-3 INTERVIEWS
5. PLACED!!
RECRUITED 0 THIS YR
RS AGGRAWAL-FOR QUANTS( LIFESAVER)
INDIABIX-FOR EVERYTHING ELSE
Vernacular students – ..
MAKE A IDEAS FOR BE PROJECT
PRACTICE APTI
IMPROVE ENGLISH(catch those GRE buggers)
AVOID KT! AT ALL COSTS!
MAKE A RESUME AND SEND IT TO stupidsid
JOIN LINKEDIN
FAKE AN ACCENT
TRY TO CRACK A JOKE
FAKE HOBBIES