Book Review - A Conference in Ennui
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Ennul
- inla, a soc iopath ic pol iceman.
Thoroughly incapable of learn
ing, Kabiru drops out of school
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to become a commercial bus driver, an occupation he eventually
finds himself mentally incapable of.
A stolen certi ficate gets him into the pol ice force where he
pursues a career of extortion and terror. He makes friends with
a robbery gang to share their loot, but soon kil ls them in a disa
greement about sharing. His income drastically reduced, Kabiru
resorts to indiscriminate fleecing of street miscreants. Eventually
though, a vengeful old man with a voodoo vendetta summarily
terminates his criminal career.
There is also the essential assortment of hopeful adventurers,
including Dennis Tom-Dick-Harry, amigrant from the violent, oil
rich swamplands, who comes to Lagos seeking a new and easier
life. It is a dream that seem destined never to be realised because
his family has suddenly grown as large as a football team. Again,
there isAJiyu Mai-Guard, the eponymous drifter from the hot, dozy
and desert Nor th , dreaming also to come to Lagos not only to
escape the languorof his village but to possibly also become rich.
In Lagos, l ife proves to be really not what he expects it to be
and he soon, again, craves the sanity of the place he left behind.
Duncan Hill is the outsider looking in. Duncan is a British com
puter engineer visiting Lagos on holidayswith his newwife. Feeling
very adventurous and desirous of getting a good feel of the city, he
f inds accommodation in a hotel on the mainland, where he meets
with a shifty London businessman, who soon disappearswith
a large amount of his clients' money.
A case of mistaken identity nearly gets Duncan
lynched bya mob. Regardless of this unhap
pyexperience, when Duncan is offered a
job in Lagos bya friend, he is able to ~ .
an opportunity too good to miss, beyund
the social imperfections of the city.
How and where do all these disparate
threads connect? For Herbie and Tom-Dick
Harry, the courses of the ir lives col lide in a
Lagos Molue bus. It is an extremely hilarious
encounter, which sends Herbie on his way to a
psychiatric hospital where he would meet Kabiru
the policeman as well as Femi Falase, who has suf
fered an unfortunate nervous breakdown. Present
here as well is an assortmen, of other patients of
various miseries. Here, life in Lagos succinctly gets
summed up in discussion byJamba, oneof the inmates:
'You know, I read a newspaper art ic le once. And the
general argument is that there are so many people out
there in the streets doing nothing except embarrassingour
government by behaving like lunatics. Government people
say they are about ten million in Lagos alone. By simple
ari thmetic, there are three hundred and fif ty million lunatics in
this our beloved country, excluding the Federal Capital Territory.'
The doctor's office at this hosp ita l is the opening scene of
the book. It is also where it ends - with the doctor engaged in a
discussion with Femi and his wife.
Femi,
tired and defeated, finds
himself torn between the choices of a quiet future tucked away in
the mental hospital and the need to remain strong for the sake of
his two children. Love seems destined to win.
The pleasureof readingA Conference in Ennui l ies mainly in the
selection of impeccably rendered non-sequiturs rather than in an
epiphany or surprise achieved by the aggregate. The characters
are believable and look real enough to actuallywalk of f the pages
of the book. The background canvas of the story is of historical
facts and all conspire to nearly make the story to be regarded as
non-fiction. Indeed, if one were to write a post-oil boom history
of Nigeria, it might no t be possible to do it any livelier.
7Gofiq Adu is afreelance editor and media consultant.
TheNEWS July 08, 2013 35