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Bonita E. Jackson
Alice E. Hughes Diane Jeanne Hughes
Jan Elaine Hunsicker Elizabeth Hutchison
Janet C. Inverso Elaine R. Ippolito Sandra R. Irving
Kenneth W. Jackson
Marie P. Hyatt
Mary Ann Jackson Irene Beth Jacobs
Robert Ammarell Jacobs Loris Mary Jacobsen
Harold Stephen Jacobson John A. Jadach Jennifer Anne James Maryann Janczewski
Patricia Jane Jenkins Rowena Foley Jenkins Susan Elaine Jenkins Margaret M. Janvier
Rafael Oswaldo Jimenez Denise Lutricia Johnson
Michael Bland Johnson
Robert Joseph Jervey, Sr.
Margaret E. Johnson
Robert Allen Johnson
Jeannine Lynn Jennings
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Katherine M. Johnson
Judith Lynn Johnston
Jeffrey Levin Jones
Kathleen Hope Joyce
Deborah K. Kalbach
Charles Edward Jones
Patricia L. Jordan
Terry M. Joslin Jean Marie Joyce
Hyginus Sunny Kajuru
Judith Anne Justison
Julie Allison Karcher
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Elizabeth Anne Kabis
Erik Karlesson Debra Ann Kauranen Patricia Jayne Kearns Christine L. Kedzierski
Joseph W. Keech Susan Jeanne Keegan
John McElroy Keeling Douglas Laird Keene
Leslie Karen Keidel
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Philip M. Keim Caryn W. Keirsey
Deborah Ann Keller
Anne Mary Kelly
Michael David Kelsey
Marianne K. Keithler
Margaret Ann Keller
Carol Anne Kelly
Janice E. Kemlein
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Paula Bryan Kertiles Lee Kesselman
Katherine E. Kimbrough Gregory S. Kindig
Cynthia M. King Fletcher A. King Timothy W. Kinlock Timothy D. Kirby
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Jane Keppel llene Frances Kerson
Gary S. Keyes Philip E.C. Kidder
Donna Bess Klein Deborah Susan Kline
Joyce Ann Klock Andrea S. Kneitel Steven W. Koerner
Carol L. Koether Candice Ann Kohler Barbara Ann Kominsky Carol A. Koos
Walter Korschek, Jr. Barbara Ann Kosanke Frances-Michele Kosiorek George Ernest Kosmides
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Diane Koumpias
Susan Michele Krus Karen Marie Kuehn
Doreen Mary Krich
Kathleen M. Kriebel
Carey Jay Krider
Barbara Anne Krug
Christine Laletas Michael Wilson Lambert
Jeffrey David Landon Anne Elizabeth Lansu
Marlene Elaine Kugler Christine Kuttle
Marc Paul La Brasca Cheryl Lynn La Grone
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Peter James La Penta
Suzanne M. Lawless Anne V. Lawlor
Barbara Ann Layman Richard Lee Layton David Joseph Leary Linda Ann Leary
William George Leeman Harry C. Le Gates, Jr. Linda K. Le Gore Diane Ellen Leis
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Joseph Matthew Lenza
Craig Ashley Lewis
Evelyn H. Livani
Nancy Jean Leonard
Charles Phillip Linder
Kenneth Warren Lodge
Ann Louise Leleck Richard T. Le Noir
Stephen Vincent Long
Michael Lloyd Lipstein
Mary Ann Loftus
Linda Claire Linton
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Wenda Susan Long Stephen L. Longacre Dorothy Kay Lore Charles Lorelli
Steven Thomas Lorenz John Alan Loughren
Vicki A. Loveridge Donna Kay Lovett
William Jeffrey Lovett
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Katharine E.S. Lowe
Maureen F. McCarthy
Michael A. Luzzi
Marie Anne McClafferty
Janet E. McAdams Thomas V. McAvoy
Tina McCormick Donald R. McCoy
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Paul J. McCready Melodie A. McDaniel Mark J. McDermott, Jr.
Beth McGarry Sally A. McGrady William D. McKelvie
Gordon D. McMahon
Debra J. McNeal
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Susan H. Maclnnis Elizabeth A. MacMahon
Ibrahim S. Madanat James Walter Magee Jane V.M. Maguigan
Paul Edward Maguire Beverly D. Mahan William M. Mahoney Paulette E. Maksimowicz
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Robert A. McNees Stuart B. McNeil Paul L. McNelly
Patricia Ann Maley Gregory S. Maliken
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Thomas Richard Manley
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Thomas Mammarella Linda L. Mansfield Catherine R. Marino
Kristin L. Malmberg Beth Ann Maliner
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Jeffrey A. Martin
Glenn Eric Marvel
Kathleen Edith Martin
Barbara A. Marzoa
James J. Martin
Patricia A. Markot
Bonnie L. Marsh Janet L Marsh
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Francis L. Masci Margaret W. Mason Lawrence J. Massaro George C. Massey
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Sandra E. Messick
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Catherine Ann Meston Paula Ann Metcalf
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Douglas Charles Merrell
Rhonda Louise Meyd
Richard Henry Milburn
Mary Ann Mieczkowski Thomas Edward Mihelcic Timothy H. Miklasiewicz
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Karen Elaine Minner Cathy L. Mizenko Clare Ruth Moltu
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Alfred C. Olsen
Linda Lee Opdyke
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Donald Fredrick Otto Thomas W. Ouderkirk
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Julia V. Parker Kenneth K. Parker
William James Parker Paul Brian Parvis
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Frederick Pfleger
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Philip John Schneider
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(A synopsis of four years? No, that could all be done in a few words. I'd rather force the shadow-characters into action again. Ready, Clyde?)
"What do you mean 'ready'? We're not even dressed yet. You told us we weren't on until a quarter of five."
(Okay, okay. You've got four minutes. Quit carping or you'll be erased. I could always create somebody else.)
"Hold on mate. . . Mortimer, where are my hat and pipe?" (Sorry for the delay folks, but you just can't believe what you
read . . . Ah, I'm getting ahead of myself. The Community Design Report will pop up later. Right now it's time for
) "Austerlitz Mercenaries, Ltd. May I help you? Oh,
yes, sir! We'd be pleased to accept the contract. Yes, thank you, sir. Right."
(Ready yet, Clyde?) "No, and it's Inspector Clyde to you! Blimey, I've lost
Mortimer." (Never mind, Austerlitz is still on. Take your time and find the
little creep before I write him right out of this thing.) "Why don't you come down here and take his place if you're
so smart?" (Brilliant, Clyde! Who's gonna run this typewriter?
Anyway, I might be down later if I get bored.) "Bored? Bah!" (Sorry, again. I'll switch back to the mercenaries ) "Bloody pest! Right! Now who's going to volunteer for this
simple assignment?" "What's the job, Sarge?" "Child's play, really. We're to accompany an Inspector
Clyde and his assistant to the Delaware Null-Zone to determine whether the university is private or state-owned and most im-portantly to solve the riddle of the University Community."
"University Community?" "Yes, it's the descendent of the Lost Colony of Roanoke.
According to the legend, it was mentioned in that mystic tome, The Community Design Report. Our job is to look for survivors. Right! Now who's going then?"
The rush for the door created a vacuum that swept papers across the floor and terrified the cat who was only there as a prop anyway.
(C'mon you guys, we're way behind. Austerlitz Mercenaries Ltd. is out of the story.)
"Wait a moment here. You can't do that! You can't just burst
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in here every few minutes and cause trouble like we were some kind of bloody puppets."
(Okay, wait a second ) Brringggg-Brringgg "Hello, Austerlitz Mercenaries Ltd. May I help you
What do you mean the contract has been cancelled? You can't do that? Well, same to you, mate."
(Is that acceptable?) "Bloody cretin." (You ready yet, Clyde?) "Yes, and I've found Mortimer." (Okay, where are you?) "We're in a small apartment, corner of Fifth and Madison in
New York." (Not any more. You're in the Delaware Null-Zone now.
Good Luck.) Inspector Clyde and Mortimer dropped heavily on the
ground just in time to avoid a nearly head-on collision with a white rabbit.
"I 'm late, I'm late," shrieked the rabbit as he put away his calendar and sextant and headed off across the barren wastes toward Dover.
"Wait! Who are you and where are you going in such a hurry?" inquired the Inspector.
"I 'm Postfactocommitteeand I'm late for an important vote in Dover. See you guys at the next rally picnic on the mall."
"Swell ," mumbled Mortimer. The Inspector ignored the vacuous slogans flung across the
field by the rabbit and walked on to where a small pad marked "Finish Me" lay on the grass.
"Work papers for tuition, I suppose," exclaimed the Inspec-tor.
"Hey, my wallet's shrunk. And it's empty, too!" hollered Mortimer.
"Yes, but look behind you Mortimer." Behind the pair stood a manniken with a sign around
its neck that begged "Pay me." He also sported a smoking revolver in one hand and a cash register in the other.
"I am the Bursar," cried the manniken. "Pay Me." "But I only have " "Sorry," said the Bursar, "but I've just been informed that in
the last 2.5 seconds the tuition has been raised 5% for out-of-staters."
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"This is an outrage/' cried the Inspector. "We will not negotiate. Now fork over the cash, pal or we'll
ruin your future for a few lousy dollars." "Bloody robbers," hissed Mortimer. "Curiouser and curiouser," added the Inspector. "Sorry, but that's business. If you wanted an education you
should have gone elsewhere," grinned the Bursar. Suddenly, a new megaphone-boosted voice broke the stale-
mate. "Open your books or we'll cut your budget!" cried a strange
bird. "Bah! It's the Dodo and his friends from the state legislature." "Give it up, Bursar, or we'll be forced to ask that dreaded
question 'Public or Private?'" With a single, howling "Bah!" the Bursar disappeared down
a deep hole. "He took my wallet, Inspector!" moaned an outraged Mor-
timer. "Forget your wallet. I think we've got other problems." "Hello, I'm the Dodo and these boys are Legislators. You
didn't happen to see a white rabbit around here didja?" "Yes, he was heading off towards Dover when we last saw
him." "Good . . . uh . . . I mean . . . that's too bad. We could
have worked so well together." At this the Legislators snickered as if some private joke has
just been unleashed. "Well , as I said, I'm the Dodo and I think it's time for a
Caucus-race. Wadda ya think, fellas?" "Sure thing, boss." "What is the object of this Caucus-race?" queried the Inspec-
tor. "It's our job. That's what we got elected to do." "But you're all running around in a circle! You're not doing
anything constructive." "Now you're getting the idea, bub. We run around in circles
so it looks as if we're doing something. That way we get re-elected."
"It looks idiotic to me." added Mortimer. "Now that's gratitude for you. We scare the Bursar away and
you make fun of us," said the Dodo with a mock wince. "Yes, but he took my assistant's wallet," complained Clyde. "So? We tried didn't we? Do you think we had anything to
gain by standing up to the Bursar? Do you think we care
whether the university is public or private?" "Well " "You will vote for us, won't you? Look what we've done for
you." "I think that we shall be going now." "Okay, leave if you want, but you wouldn't want to make a
campaign contribution wouldja?" Inspector Clyde and Mortimer ignored this last remark and
walked across the grass toward a strange clump of vegetation as the Dodo cackled on in the background.
"Hey, hide you Legislators, the white rabbit's coming. Some-body tell him the vote's tomorrow."
Mortimer and the Inspector quickly came upon a shapeless mass wedged atop a giant mushroom. The mass was puffing smoke from a hookah with one hand and guzzling cheap beer with the other.
"Hey man, the name's Studentbody and I'm wrecked. Who are you dudes?"
"Yes, well we're strangers here . . . " "We're all strangers here, man. Pull up a toadstool
My real name's In-State Studentbody and I'd introduce youse to my brother, Outa State, but he spends most of his time riding buses away from here."
"No loss, I'm sure," replied Mortimer congenially. "Youse guys want to get wrecked?" "No thank you, we're normal." "But there ain't nothing to do around here but get wrecked." "You could do something constructive for this place." "But man, why bother? We can't change nothing and be-
sides, I'd much rather get wrecked and pretend the problems aren't there."
"What about art? Doesn't creativity mean anything around here?"
"Art? Yeah, we got art. We go down and watch Marx Brothers flicks once a week before we get wrecked."
"Poor deranged cretin. I wish there was something we could do for him, but I don't think euthanasia is legal around here," said Clyde.
"Hey man, who cares, you know?" "Well , be seeing you," offered Clyde as they turned to go.
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