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Big Ed KaminskiBy Steven Donnini
Copyright 2006
Steven Donnini
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Police Cruiser spotted a tail light out and pulled him
over. The officer asked Ed to get out of the car. That was
a serious problem for Ed since he weighed almost 500 lbs.
Ed refused and the cop got excited and pulled his gun.
Again he ordered and Ed refused without explanation. “If
you want me out, then take me out. Go on then just shoot
me.” He said. The cop called for back up. Ed went on,
“You’re looking at a whale of a problem here.” When the
second cruiser showed up Ed was sitting in the drivers set
smoking a Camel cigarette. The cop asked Ed for the keys to
the Lincoln. Ed said, “I can tell you right now I ain’t
gonna do it, so you better get that out of your pointed
head.” The cop said, “It may take an army of guys to get
you out of there, but if that’s what it takes so be it.” He
then tried to put hand cuffs on Ed’s left wrist. The cuffs
were too small. Ed said, “You mind as well give up. I’ll
bet you a hundred bucks you can’t do it.” Thirty minutes
later, several cruisers surround the Black Widow and 9 cops
are trying to push and pull Ed from the car, but no luck.
As a last resort, one cop walks over with a teaser. After a
few jolts the mountain of a man wriggled to his feet
outside the car door and grabs the cop by the collar,
snatches the teaser and zaps him in the groin. Within
minutes a highly trained Homeland Security Swat team has
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arrived at the scene. They don’t know exactly what to do.
There’s no training exercise that involves the arrest of a
500 lb black man. The police videotapes showed a mass of
men in black police uniforms wrestling and zapping Big Ed
with stun guns into a police truck that was designed to
hold 10 men.
When Norma Donaldson, from the James Law office picked up
Big Ed from the Orange County Jail, he was bruised, hungry
and tired. Norma, “Your Lincoln is in the city pound. Do
you want me to drive you there?” Big Ed, “Yup. How about we
stop at McDonald’s on the way?” Norma knew by the look on
his face it was way past feeding time.
While driving through the McDonald’s take out, Ed confided
in Norma about his coming wedding to the lovely Priscilla
Swains, the 1997 Miss Black America contestant from
Lakeland, Florida. In fact, they are old friends from and
University of Florida. Although Priscilla has gained about
150 lbs. she appears tiny beside Ed. With the trial for
resisting arrest and assaulting a policemen looming, Ed and
Jimmy James believe they have a case for police brutality.
The police videos support their claims and make the best
evidence. Jimmy says, “It’s a slam dunk.”
The Wedding day arrives and everyone from the Jimmy James
law firm suits up for the wedding and reception at the
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Edgewater Yacht Club in Orlando. The banquet room was
filled with old friends, family and enough ex-football
players to make up an offensive squad.
Jimmy James is sitting at his desk looking at a wedding
photo of Big Ed and Priscilla. “When I first saw the police
video of Big Ed and the Orlando Police, I knew there was
going to be a big payday for Ed. But it would take a few
years in the courts to get the city to write a check for
$4,500,000. By that time the couple had 2 children, Big Ed
suffered a fatal heart attack and Priscilla gained another
55 lbs. She became a woman of means in a town where old
money meant you had moved to town with it or owned cattle
or citrus groves. For Jimmy there is a certain amount of
guilt because he had a thing for Priscilla. You see there’s
one big thing, big women love about Jimmy.
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