For those single out there,

enjoy while it last ... :-)

Before wedding: Roses are red, violets are blue Like it or not, I'm stuck with you After wedding - Roses are dead, I am blue You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding - Every night he brings you to Shangri-La After wedding - You want to go, he says Nanti-la

Before wedding - She enjoys his looks After wedding - She enjoys his cheque book

Before wedding - Weekends at Resor Tampak Siring After wedding - Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring

Before wedding - He opens the car door After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding - She / he was your ideal After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal