THE PLAYOFF

Beer is always wet.

Pussy needs a little work.

BEER 1PUSSY 0

Warm beertastes awful.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 1PUSSY 1

A really coldbeer is

satisfying.

One point to Beer.

BEER 2PUSSY 1

If after taking a swig ofyour favorite beer you

find a hair betweenyour teeth, you may

vomit.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2PUSSY 2

Ten beers in one night andyou can't drive home.

Ten Pussies in one nightand you don't want to

drive anywhere.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2PUSSY 3

If you have a lot ofbeer in a public place,your reputation may

suffer.

If you eat any Pussy inpublic,

you become a legend.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2PUSSY 4

If a cop stops you andyou smell of beer you

may get arrested.

If you smell ofPussy he may buy

you a beer.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 2PUSSY 5

You normallydon't find old

beer.

One point to Beer.

BEER 3PUSSY 5

Too much beer andyou'll think you see

flying saucers.

Too much Pussyand you'll think

you've seen God.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 3PUSSY 6

In mostcountries

there's a tax onbeer.

One point to Pussy.

BEER 3PUSSY 7

If you haveanother beer thefirst one nevergets pissed off.

One point to Beer.

BEER 4PUSSY 7

You can always besure if you're the

first one to open abottle or can.

One point to Beer.

BEER 5PUSSY 7

If you shakebeer it'll get allagitated but iteventually it

settles down.

One point to Beer.

BEER 6PUSSY 7

You always knowhow much beer is

going to cost.

One point to Beer.

BEER 7PUSSY 7

Beer doesn'thave a mother.

One point to Beer.

BEER 8PUSSY 7

Beer neverexpects to be

hugged for halfan hour after

you've drank it.

One point to Beer.

BEER 9PUSSY 7

FINAL SCOREBEER 9

PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter issettled, the clear

winner is:

BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry,degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beerwould experience none of those feelings, let aloneexpress them.

An extra point for BEER