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Awards Night 2k159th Annual. But Who’s Counting?
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Richard Simmons “Best at Exercising” Award
Cory Donovan
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Bert and Ernie AwardKen Shimomoto
&Brad Leatherbarrow
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Best Dad Bod
JOEL
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MILF of the Year
Sara Gladfelter
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Clark and Ellen Griswold Award
Tom and Patty Stott
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Richard Matt & David Sweat Award
Cory and Nelly Donovan
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BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT
Matt Franco’s “performance” at last year’s Beer Relay
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Biggest Upset
Ryan McGrath’s 7 bowl domination of Olive Garden Neverending Pasta
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The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Brendan O’Kane
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Alysia Montano Comeback of the Year
Emily Hurley
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Positive AF Award
Elizabeth Troisi
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Perspective Award
Dustin Meeker
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Hotline Bling Award
Justine DiGregorio
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Most Likely to Get Swiped Left
Thom Ripley
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Best Birthday Party
Carly’s 30th Laser Tag Party
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Taylor Swift Spirit Award
Bethany Caldwell
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#Rundog of the Year
Emmylou
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Demi Lovato Confidence Award
Graham Peck
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Mother Teresa Humility Award
Graham Peck
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“Graham is seriously the most humble person I’ve ever met, and that’s coming from me – a person who has dedicated his life to being humble.”
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Paul Walker Memorial Award
Terry Decker
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Miss Congeniality
Amy Horst
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Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Award
ed aramayo
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Matt Pinfield Award
PJ Anderer
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Mr. Glass Award
Bryn Burkholder
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Literally Speaking Award
Jordan Dillen
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Hey, Your Man Bun and Dirty Beard is Cool. Nah Man, Yours is Cool. You Seen Febish’s?
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Don’t Forget About Me, Guys - Shia
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2015 Participation Award
Cory Donovan
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Close but No Cigar Award
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Lord of the Dance
Nick Klastava
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Best Actor – Jonathan Miller
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Just Skatin’ By
Bryn Burkholder
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Senior Citizen Award
Pete Mulligan
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Cecil the Lion Award
Brennan Feldhausen
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Charlie Brown Award
Ryan McGrath
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Henry Rono Back from the Brink
Award
Tristram Thomas
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Russian Federation Ethics and Integrity Award
Terence Baptiste
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Brian Williams Best Storyteller Award
Nicholas David Klastava
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Kim Smith Sticking to Her Convictions Award
Christa Wagner
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Oscar Pistorius Outstanding Citizen Award
Eileen Fleck
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Murdering It Award
Lillian Pinault
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I’ll Be Back Award
Megan DiGregorio
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Taking the Leap
Jen Sheely
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Family Matters Award
Meg McNew
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Light in Dark Places
Jenny Light
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There Are Those Who Call Me…Tym
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Mike Ellenberger
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Sandbagger of the Year
Will Stanton
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Bill Cosby Comedy Award
Conrad Laskowski
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Plow’d On Award
Justine DiGregorio
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Greatness Award
Sara Damiano
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Coach’s Award
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Coach’s Award
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Knowledge is Power Award
Sara Damiano
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Pretty Pretty Princess Award
Sean Caskey
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Robert Van Winkle Award
Sean Caskey
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Turning Noodles into Pasta Award
Ryan McGrath
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Most Likely to Nominate Himself for a Positive Award
• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck• Graham Peck
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Caitlyn Jenner Best Transition Award
Erik T. Orberg
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It’s a Game of Inches
Thom Ripley
(it’s a small penis joke)
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Most Bubbly
Kayla Borrero
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Behind the Curtain Award
ed aramayo
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Most Likely to go Shopping at the North Ave CVS on April 28 Because Everything was on Sale
Franco
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Just the Tip Award
Dan Miranda
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Breakthrough Performers
Colin Marshall Amy Flashenberg
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Newcomers of the Year
Andy Weaver Justine DiGregorio
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Dude, Where’s My Car?
Mike Zero
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Most Poetic Emails
Nick Klastava
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But You Ain’t Got No Legs, Lieutenant Dan Award
Bryn Burkholder
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Lewis & Clark Award
Conrad and Dustin
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Justin Bieber Comeback of the Year
Dan Miranda
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#UpForWhatever Award
Conrad Laskowski
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Linus and Sally Award
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Goldilocks Award
Amy Flashenberg
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Small People Problems Award
Brendan O’Kane
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2015 Hall of Fame Inductees• Carly Page• Christa Wagner• Megan DiGregorio
• Kipchirchir Bitok• Spider Sillery• Pat McLoughlin• Conrad Laskowski
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Usain Bolt Male Performance of the Year
Andy Weaver – RM ClassicConrad Laskowski – Berlin MarathonGraham Peck – JFK 50 MilerMike Mashner – Pittsburgh MarathonNick Klastava – Chicago Marathon
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Adele Female Performance of the Year
Nicole Wilson – Chicago MarathonChrista Wagner – Kentlands 5kEmily Gispert – Pike’s PeekDenise Knickman – Baltimore MarathonSara Damiano – Rehoboth Marathon
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2015 Molly Huddle Female Most Outstanding Performer
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2015 Ben True Male Most Outstanding Performer
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