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May 2012
Ask Aphro & Dite
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Dear Aphro & Dite, My friend BP was
telling me how to rebel against my par-
ents. I told him he was making me un-
comfortable and was a bad influence.
Now he tries to avoid me in the hall-
ways. We’ve been friends since 7th
grade. I don’t want to break something
as wonderful as the friendship we had.
Please help, Fish Out of Water
Dear Fish, Problems with friends can be
the most difficult since they tend to be
your support. You did the right thing
telling him he was making you uncom-
fortable and him being upset is also un-
derstandable. I doubt he wants to lose
your friendship either. Asking him to
talk would be my advice. Do not retali-
ate or do anything to humiliate or cut
him out from your life further. You need
to determine whether this friendship can
last or if it has changed in a way you do
not like. Friends are relationships with-
out the physical attraction. If there is no
communication there's no way a good
friendship will last. For now, reach out
to BP and try to repair it, then let us
know how things go. Love, Aphro
Dear Aphro, I have the SAT II Subject
Tests and the ACT coming up! I can't
study for both - at least, not effectively.
Any ideas? Stressing Over Tests
Dear Stressing, Find out which is your
strongest test and focus on that!! Study-
ing for both ineffectively is useless so
you should focus on what you are good
at. If your SAT I scores were better than
your ACT then focus more on the sub-
ject tests because that will be what
Cont. on Pg. 13
Musings of Hades The end is nigh. This is my last entry
for this year. But don’t worry, I’ll be
back! You can’t get rid of me that easily.
May makes me think of nice, sunshine
-y things. (No, not you, Apollo. Or you,
Helios.) I was thinking along the lines
of… mothers. My mom, Rhea, is the Ti-
tan Goddess of Motherhood, so she’s
must be a pretty good mom, right? Well, I
guess, but sometimes I wish she’d “acted
up” against my wonderful father sooner,
before he ate me. Then again, if she had, I
might never have been born, since Rhea
wouldn’t have had any more kids after
my older sister, Hestia.
My father, Cronus, heard a prophecy
that his own child would overthrow him
as King of the Universe, like he had with
Grandpa Ouranos. So he decided the most
logical approach was to swallow his kids
when they were born. First Hestia, then
me, Demeter, Poseidon, and Hera. I don’t
know if Cronus had a second stomach or
something, because we never got digest-
ed. Probably because my siblings and I
are all immortal and can’t die. Especially
not from stomach acid.
Regardless, it got really cramped in
there with five of us, and add the fact we
were growing up, too…
Rhea got fed up and ran with her sixth
child, Zeus, giving Cronus a stone to
swallow. It almost hit Poseidon on the
head and made Demeter obsessed with
rock gardens. Eventually, all-grown-up
Zeus rescued us by making Cronus puke
us up. We fought a war, won, and made
Zeus the new king. The end. For now.
We all tease Zeus about being a mom-
ma’s boy, but she’s got the rest of us un-
der her thumb, too. Mothers. You can’t
escape them.
Well, that’s all, folks. See you next
year, chumps.
Athena’s Corner Bitterblue by Kristin Cashore,
May 2012: When her evil father King Leck
died, Bitterblue became queen of a
kingdom she knew nothing about.
Bitterblue tries her father’s dam-
age, and two boys help discover
the conspiracy that will do any-
thing to take down Bitterblue. Fol-
lowing the events of Graceling,
this book chronicles Bitterblue’s
struggles to rule in the wake of the
chaos her father wrought on
Monsea. I highly suggest reading
both Graceling and Bitterblue, as
well as the companion novel Fire,
which are amazing fantasy novels.
See the later interview with the au-
thor for more details.
First Comes Love by Katie Ka-
cvinsky, May 2012
Gray is a loner, content to
watch time pass without any hu-
man contact. Dylan is an eccentric
photographer, obsessed with find-
ing the hidden in just about every-
thing. As these two people meet
unexpectedly, and even more un-
expectedly fall in love, watch the
whirlwind both of their lives be-
come. This is an adorable book
that is so much fun to read – both
for the romance and for the charm
of both characters.
Special thanks to Sra. Steele and
acknowledgement to Hades, Athena,
Hippolyta, and Hermes.
The Dreamcatcher
By Hippolyta
It’s Wednesday, and I’m lying on my bed again,
Not because I’m exhausted from last-minute projects
Or because I want to relax; I do, but I can’t.
I’m watching the red streak in the ceiling fan from
the dreamcatcher you gave me. You told that to work,
they have to be given.
And it’s true, after that day I didn’t have a single bad
dream.
We’d stay up talking until midnight, one in the morning,
for days in a row not caring about school or our heavy
eyelids. Then I’d roll over, and mid-conversation I’d fall
asleep with you still on my mind.
You broke the spell last Friday,
Outside the food court, on a hard bench in the parking lot,
Because you couldn’t see it going anywhere.
and you didn’t really like me for ME.
I don’t see what was wrong with where we were,
But there are some things that can’t be undone,
Including what I said to you afterwards.
Now there’s an empty feeling,
Alone at night where you used to be.
I may have promised you I’d mail it back
But even though it doesn’t work anymore,
when I look at it, I think I’ll hold on
for just a little longer.
Shleep By Alexandria
As I lay under the covers,
I close my eyes and try to snooze.
A mosquito above me hovers,
And I scratch a tiny swelling bruise.
I begin counting to a hundred.
One, two three, four,
“How long will this take?” I wondered.
Five, six, seven eight,
I feel mind wandering away.
Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
Twelve…
Illustration— “Smile of Blood” by Chronos
Illustration— “The Maiden” by Japanda3
Soaring By Marisa M.
“Gravity’s for wimps,” Ca-
rina declared, looking over the
edge of the balcony at the
busy city streets below.
Miniscule cars the size of toy
cars from her view zoomed
along.
“I agree,” Josiah said, but
he was too engrossed in his
magazine to even look up at
his best friend. He had learned
over the years to disregard at
least half of what she said.
Plus, he was in the middle of a
very intriguing article.
Fidgeting with excitement,
Carina pulled the shiny silver
helmet over her thick locks.
She let out a deep breath and
hoisted herself onto the rail-
ing. Josiah glanced up from
his magazine to see his friend
balancing precariously on the
railing of the eighteenth floor.
“Rina, isn't that kind of
dangerous?” he asked, rolling
his eyes. She was a daredevil,
but he did not expect such stu-
pidity from anyone, even her.
“Oh, come on! Just relax
and enjoy yourself for once. I
am!” With that, she leaned
back and disappeared over the
railing. Josiah creased the cor-
ner of the magazine in order to
save his page and walked over
to the edge of the balcony.
Peering over the railing, he
dug into his pocket to retrieve
his phone.
“9-1-1. What’s your emer-
gency?” the operator asked.
Spotting something in the
distance, Josiah let the phone
slip through his fingers, and
he barely noticed when it
crashed on the cement, shat-
tering the screen. A small, hu-
man shaped object was mov-
ing quickly in his direction. In
fact, it was becoming bigger
and bigger, almost to the point
where – Wham! – the mass
collided into Josiah, toppling
him over.
Blinking rapidly to clear
his vision, Josiah looked up to
find… “Carina?”
“Hi!” she shouted, grinning
sheepishly but not budging
from her current perch on top
of him.
“You never told me that
you could fly.”
“Sure I did!” Carina ex-
claimed, a small frown ap-
pearing on her face. “We were
just talking about it before. I
said that I was going to finally
show you, and you said,
‘Sounds good.’ You were lis-
tening, weren't you?”
“I do tend to tune you out
when you start spouting out
nonsense.”
Carina stood up, and then
helped Josiah to his feet.
“Well, I bet you’re listening
now, so I’ll tell you again. I
can fly.”
“You know, that's funny
because I forgot to mention
that I'm Batman," Josiah dead-
panned, glaring at his friend.
He could not believe that she
had kept such a huge secret
from him, her best friend and
confidant.
“And that’s
funny because I
can read minds,
so I know what
you’re think-
ing.”
“Haha.” He
could believe in
her flying, es-
pecially after
seeing it with
his own two
eyes, but never,
not in a million
years, would he
believe in psy-
chics.
She raised
an eyebrow.
“I’m not jok-
ing, and I told
you my secret a
million times.
It’s your fault
for not listening.”
Immediately, Josiah’s
smirk slid off his face, re-
placed by sheer bewilderment.
“What the…”
They stared at each other in
silence for a while, Carina
waiting for a real reaction
from her best friend, and Josi-
ah too shocked to speak. Fi-
nally, he regained his voice.
"So…you can also read
minds. I've always wondered
how you of all people get
straight A's.”
The awkward silence re-
sumed, with Carina narrowing
her eyes and glaring at Josiah.
“Oh! I just had the best
idea!” Carina announced,
snapping out of it. “Follow
me.” She climbed onto the
railing and gestured for him to
follow.
“No way.”
“I promise you won’t re-
gret it! Grab on.” Impatiently,
she waved him over.
Josiah stared at her disbe-
lievingly. “Seriously? What
happens if I let go?”
“Don’t.”
He grinned at his friend’s
characteristic answer, and a
moment later, he was holding
onto her piggyback style. She
dove off the railing, and they
were in freefall. Carina pulled
out of the freefall when they
were close enough to the
ground to make out the dis-
tinct outline of faces. The en-
tire ride down, Josiah was
thinking that Carina’s helmet
really would not do anything
for her if she crashed into the
ground.
Carina smiled to herself.
She could slow down, but she
had not yet mastered the land-
ing part of flying. She rocket-
ed up, and they spiraled
through the sky, whipping
past clouds.
The roar of the air re-
sistance drowned out any and
all sound, but Josiah tightened
his hold on his best friend and
whispered, “You were right.
Gravity is for wimps.”
Fin
Illustration—“Gravity, What Gravity?” by Marisa M.
Welcome to Ganymede! By Holiday Blues
“But why do we have to
move to another planet?”
Nick whined, following his
father as he walked from
room to room, marking things
to be packed. “We’ve been
here for five years, if we want
to move we can always go to
the other side of the continent
or something, but why move
planets?”
“It’s better for us, better
for everyone that way,” his
father replied, entering the
living room and examining an
old chair. “The havoc you and
Virginia caused scarred all
our neighbors for life, and
really, if the news hasn’t
spread to the Western edge
already, I’ll be surprised.”
Nick pouted and sat on the
sofa. He knew he was being
petty and sulking wasn’t go-
ing to solve anything, but liv-
ing on Venus had been quite a
novel experience and he was
not ready to give up his easy
life as a Venusian just yet.
His family had moved to
Venus from Mars in 2340,
nearly five years ago to the
date. Compared to Mars’
dusty red plains and Earth’s
ruined plateaus, Venus’ huge
craters were a delight for
Nick, perfect for anything he
wanted to do. Now, thinking
about leaving his home and
moving to Ganymede – a
moon, for heaven’s sake, not
even a proper planet – was
simply aggravating. Besides,
it wasn’t as if he and Virginia,
his sister, had done anything
terribly horrifying. If the
neighbors couldn’t handle a
decent stink bomb, well, that
was their fault. The stink
bomb had been one of their
best creations, it had been de-
signed to release the glorious
scent of the most evil-
smelling Venusian skunk up-
on explosion, but even he
couldn’t have predicted the
utter chaos it had caused.
The scent had taken over
all the area in a two-mile radi-
us, infiltrating the houses and
the schools and the offices,
invading the noses of every-
one in its path and refusing to
be eradicated. It had taken
nearly three weeks for the
health department of their
province to get the schools
and offices started up again,
which would have been a
great respite for Nick and Vir-
ginia, if, of course, they had-
n’t been grounded.
Disgusted families, with
hands over their noses, could
be seen speeding away on
their shuttles, taking an im-
promptu vacation to a differ-
ent province, trails of green-
ish vapor floating behind. The
mess had been cleared up,
eventually, but as Nick and
Virginia gained more and
more clout at their local high
school, their parents were
forced to make more and
more awkward apologies to
strangers from all over the
province, until finally they
couldn’t take anymore and
decided to make a fresh start.
Both Nick and Virginia
didn’t understand what the
big deal was, though. After
all, if it gave them three
weeks of freedom from
school and a spike in popular-
ity, well, that wasn’t bad at
all. Although Nick swore that
if he sniffed very, very care-
fully, he could still smell trac-
es of the skunk scent hanging
in the air, ready to take over
again. Virginia simply rolled
her eyes.
Anyhow, the fact of the
matter was that Nick and his
family were moving to Gany-
mede, and Ganymede was not
a place where the cool kids
went. It was a moon pretend-
ing to be a planet, and he was
sure that the people there
would not, could not match
up to the sheer greatness of
all his Venusian friends, and
he informed Virginia of this
as many times as she could
stand listening to him.
Virginia just rolled her
eyes again and told him to
man up and accept the bitter
truth or she would teleport
him to Pluto.
Pluto was about a billion
times worse than Ganymede,
so Nick manned up. Kind of.
If manning up meant that he
didn’t whine about moving
for three whole days in a row,
then yes, he had manned up.
Three days, however, was
all it took to get their posses-
sions packed up and shipped
to Ganymede by instant tele-
portation, and after a round of
perfunctory goodbyes (Nick
was sure that there was a
slight note of relief in their
neighbors’ voices), they were
ready to leave.
They arrived on Gany-
mede in the night. The view
was spectacular; Nick was
forced to admit as much after
much coercing from his
mother. Jupiter hung in the
starry sky, big and red with
faint rings around it, and the
six other moons between
Ganymede and Jupiter were
scattered across the sky at
random intervals.
His mother and Virginia
ooh-ed and aah-ed over the
scene, while his father looked
on approvingly, but Nick
stood at the edges of their lit-
tle group, thinking about Ve-
nus and how the night sky
was always obscured by the
heavy atmosphere, tinged yel-
low from sulfur and green
from carbon dioxide, and how
the stars were never quite vis-
ible as they were from Gany-
mede’s icy surface. All of a
sudden, he felt very home-
sick.
The next few months on
Ganymede passed very slow-
ly, in much the same pattern.
There were new hiding plac-
es, new friends, new technol-
ogy, new routes, new neigh-
bors, but the feeling of home-
sickness never passed. Nick
tamped down the feeling by
getting back up to his old
tricks with Virginia, although
on a considerably smaller
scale, and he did make new
friends, despite Virginia’s
vague threats about his weird-
ness scaring kids away, and
life moved on.
At least, it did, until one
day. School had just ended
and Nick was waiting for Vir-
ginia outside the cafeteria, the
chilly Ganymede air searing
his lungs even in the middle
of summer (or what passed
for summer on a moon), when
he suddenly caught sight of a
small boy looking morosely
at the ground, sitting on one
of the benches inside the cafe-
teria. What caught his atten-
tion, though, was the look on
the boy’s face; he knew it
well, having seen it on his
own face several times, the
boy was homesick.
Instinctively, he walked
over to the kid. “Hey, kid,
what’s your name?” he asked.
The kid looked up, scowled,
and looked back down. “Hey,
come on, I know you’re
homesick –” the boy’s head
snapped up sharply at that, “–
but so am I, so do you want to
share your misery or not?”
Nick continued.
“Cam,” said the boy, slow-
ly, with a faint accent that
sounded somewhat Martian,
“My name is Cam.”
“Well, it’s nice to meet
you, Cam. Misery loves com-
pany, so do you want to get
lunch with my sister and
me?” Nick asked.
Cam looked at him warily.
“What’s in it for me?”
Cont. on Pg. 5
WTG Cont.
“A chance to make friends
with the best people in town,
obviously,” said Nick.
“Who said that you’re the
best? Last time I checked, Er-
ic Schroeder was at the top of
the high school food chain,”
replied Cam.
“You’re funny, kid, but
who cares about Schroeder
and his gang of Ganymede
soccer players, we’re going to
get some lunch. Ready, Vir-
ginia?” he asked, as he spot-
ted his sister stroll out of the
cafeteria.
“Sure. Who’s this?” Vir-
ginia asked.
“He’s Cam, and he’s as
homesick as us– ”
“As you, you mean,” Vir-
ginia interrupted.
“Yeah, sure, as me, but the
important fact is that he’s go-
ing to have lunch with us,
aren’t you, Cam?” Nick con-
tinued without a hitch.
“Yeah. Sure, whatever,”
Cam replied, rolling his eyes
and standing up with a sigh.
Funny, everyone’s reaction to
Nick seemed to be that. But
that would be a discussion for
another time, now it was time
for food.
***
Lunch turned out to be an
enjoyable event. Cam’s snap-
py comebacks countered Vir-
ginia’s dry wit, and Nick
threw in random observations
from time to time. They
shared stories about their
homelands and the places they
had visited, fighting over
which planets were the best,
and which ones were clearly
the worst (Pluto won by a
mile on that, dwarf planets
still counted as planets, after
all), and by the time Nick and
Virginia finally went home,
Nick realized that he hadn’t
felt so light in a long, long
time.
The feeling of homesick-
ness was almost nonexistent,
quite unlike those times Nick
had tried to push it back by
himself, and it was nice to
finally walk without every-
thing reminding him of Ve-
nus. His parents didn’t fail to
notice the change in him, and
they were so encouraged by
that sight that they forced him
to go out and have fun with
Cam and Virginia whenever
possible, and Nick found that
he didn’t really mind. Gany-
mede actually turned out to be
a fun moon when he wasn’t
moping and comparing every-
thing to Venus.
Life moved on again, but
for Nick, the direction had
changed, too, in a way he did-
n’t expect, but he welcomed it
with open arms, and knew the
future was going to be a
brighter place.
Fin
Illustration—“Beyond the Stars” by Hades
She Dreams
By Hades
She dreams of ruling the world.
All humans will bow to her.
She will have the lion’s share.
The cream of all treasures.
They will bend to her will.
None shall ever look down on her.
Small, weak things will be brought.
She will toy with them and laugh.
Then she will dispose of them.
Her enemies will be sent away.
Mindless, slobbering creatures.
They will never torment her again.
She will have a tremendous palace.
A garden will bloom for her frolicking.
Ponds of fish will be available.
She can nap anywhere she wants.
Mostly in warm sunlight.
Attendants will groom her.
Masseuses will soothe her.
She never has to wear horrible clothing.
She will burn her old ones.
Her old masters were kind but stupid.
She will kindly put them in a cage.
They will be cared for, of course.
All this she dreams.
But every day she awakes.
She is still just a common cat.
In All Your Glory
By Hades
I wake in darkness and I
Wonder where I am now.
How can I stand?
How can I breathe?
But you’re here for me and
You hold out to me your hand.
Hold onto me tight.
Don’t let me go.
You are like the sun that shines
Warm upon my face.
Light wreathes you in beauty and
In all your glory.
With you I believe I can see.
With you I can find my way.
I dream of shadows and I
Cry out all of my prayers.
Am I alive?
Am I alone?
But you’re always nearby and
I know that you’re by my side.
Teach me to run.
Teach me to live.
You are like the sun that shines
Warm upon my face.
Light wreathes you in beauty and
In all your glory.
With you I believe I can see.
With you I can find my way.
Someday I will learn to dance
With you beside me.
A dawn will come when I can see
Your smile at last.
With you I believe I can see.
With you I can find my way.
Photograph—“Farewells to the Sun” by Holiday Blues
Jacket By Nyctophobia
It’s been by my side and my loyal com-
panion. Same love people have for an
old dog. It keeps me warm and protects
me and shelters me from the cruelties
of this world. It is my cocoon. My shel-
ter. It is there for me when no one else
is. My shoulder to cry on. My keeper of
secrets. For what man could keep a se-
cret better than it. This is why I love it.
This is why I need it. This is why there
is no space in my heart for you.
A Starry Winter Night; A
Bright Summer Day
By Glittercheese
Outside, the sky encom-
passes the world with its inno-
cent baby blue face dotted
with little blobs of soft white
cotton after many long winter
nights hiding in the depths of
the angry black storms.
The shining sun bursts
through the puffy clouds,
casting vibrant light rays and
lightening the entire world of
vast green land and trees. A
melodious song of chirps
bursts the world into a chorus
– a few scuttles here and
there, a few crackles of
snapped branches elsewhere.
The smell of oak and pine
trees sends a mint-flavored
fragrance into the misty air
while a soft breeze tickles my
skin. Roaring yellow dandeli-
ons spread throughout the
vast green grass and happily
brush by my toes as I tiptoe
through the meadows.
Humming with a generous
piece of fresh meat in my
straw filled basket, I expertly
zigzag through the valleys
and hills, throwing off my
scent to curious creatures.
As I slowly catch more
glimpses of a darting orange-
white blob skipping peaceful-
ly through the flowers and
grass, a small twitch pulls up
at the sides of lips and I make
my slow ascent up a big broad
oak tree into the green bushy
leaves to wait for my small
friend.
In seconds, the small, furry
fox pup is beneath my tree,
making ineffective attempts at
catching a tricky sparrow.
A hungry growl escapes
the fox as it collapses down
into the soft grass and watch-
es the fluttering sparrow tweet
away into the clouds. Howev-
er, as the breeze picks up, the
soft ears perk up and its sly
eyes slowly scan the mead-
ows in search of the well-
known scent of food.
As its yellow eyes as
bright as stars spot me by the
tree, it gently wags its furry
tail and barks happily while
dancing around the tree.
Laughing, I slowly come
down from my tree and gently
show my delicate yet firm
hand out near its moist nose.
Accepting my invitation, it
approaches me in small
jumpy steps and I feel its fur-
ry warm red head for the first
time since that scary winter
night. After a few moments, it
gently nudges my arm and I
give it its lunch.
A swarm of butterflies dot-
ted the grass, sending small
bursts of rainbows in the land
of green when an eerie silence
reverberated past. Immediate-
ly, darts of hiding, peaceful
creatures spring out from their
relaxation and race over to
their shelters in fear.
Small little critters, startled
furry mammals, fluttering
panicked birds scurry past in
frenzy as violent snaps of
gunshots come sharper and
louder than before. Quickly, I
beckon my fragile friend into
its safe den yet it stays put in
resistance.
Why today? It couldn’t be.
It’s Sunday. It’s a family day.
It’s a day to relax. It’s not
hunting day.
Frightened, I race through
my memory and attempted to
recall anything – anything at
all that hinted at this hunting
party, fully equipped with
snarling beastly dogs, deadly
rifles, and angry men. Yet the
only memory that connected
was nearly five years ago on a
shivering winter night.
It was in the middle of a
relentless blizzard when eve-
ryone was starving from the
lack of food and when every-
one was frustrated at one an-
other, yelling at one another,
beating up one another, and
anxious to get out of the
cooped, overheated cottage,
including me.
Tired of all the arguments
endlessly surrounding me and
meaningless beatings for ab-
surd reasons, I sneaked out
into the blizzard with my big
puffy winter wear out into the
white world to get a scent of
the fresh air.
Immediately, the blinding
white flakes of freezing water
slammed into my red, already
frost bitten face and sneaky
clumps of snow crashed into
my clothes, soaking me in
minutes. I was only a few feet
from home, yet I continued
trudging through the knee
deep snow with my persis-
tence to escape the dread
waiting at home. I should
have taken that as a warning.
The farther away I got, the
more the world became a
white mist beyond my eyes
like an endless battle that one
cannot win. The puffy barrier
that once remained impervi-
ous an hour ago now acted as
a cumbersome weight that
tugged me down with every
step I took.
My fragile body shook un-
controllably from the freezing
Cont. on Pg. 8
Photograph—“Blooms in Pink” by Aphrodite
SWNBSD cont.
cold snow melted inside my
clothes and my teeth chatter
against each other like a
woodchuck beats a tree. In
my desperate mind, I attempt-
ed to locate a place, any place
where I knew that there was
some sort of shelter that I
could hide and warm up.
A tingle of my memory
suggested a small little den
hidden near some trees that
was located about a few feet
away from where I was cur-
rently trudging along.
That was when a buck,
gone mad from the blizzard,
stares with intent of death at
my exposed body. In seconds,
I saw the buck charge fero-
ciously towards me, its antlers
like deadly swords ready to
kill with no mercy.
I could feel the fate of my
life resting in those few se-
conds after the first harsh con-
tact when a red flash came out
from the side and gallantly
tackled the beast down.
Half-conscious, I made out
loud rasps of a life-and-death
battle a few feet away and, at
last, I heard the soft sound of
paws tapping like the soft
rings of a triangle towards
me.
When I woke up, I dimly
made out the edges of a fami-
ly of fox napping all around
me, cuddling me like a teddy
bear. A contented rush of air
escaped my mouth as I saw
the youngest cub, a pure red
fox, eyes shining as bright as
the stars, as fuzzy and gentle
like the purest soul. A sage
fox gently tickled my arm
with its smooth, moist tongue,
bathing my wound with love
and healing powers.
In the midst of this home,
a dream that seemed too good
to be true, I heard the brutal
sound of a snowmobile,
clanging loudly along. Every
member of the family perked
its ears and stared alertly in
the direction of the predator,
the machine, and looked to-
wards the fox that had previ-
ously saved my life.
Immediately, I knew that
my savior was going to get
killed, shot without any mer-
cy, by MY family and I shook
my head vigorously at the
family of fox, hoping, plead-
ing that they would under-
stand me.
Yet my savior ven-
tured out, in the same manner
that I had first seen him but
this time, with a small army
of other fox. Frightened, all I
could do was whimper pitiful-
ly, causing the older fox to
beckon me and the cub to-
wards the back of the den, in
a secret hiding place and cud-
dle us closer than before. The
family of fox did not let me
out. As each of them passed
away in a valiant fight, I
could only cry softly as anoth-
er raced out in anger to take
the place of the dead.
I watched them all die.
Every member of that family,
that real family who struggled
with each other through the
long winters with a scarcity of
food, that family who protect-
ed one another with all their
hearts, that family who did
everything for each other.
I watched the last fox, the
mother fox, look at us, her
children, for the longest time.
I watched her lick her cub for
the last time. I watched her
lick my hair and cure my
wound in seconds. I heard
her.
Outside, the cry of joy es-
caping the hunters, one of
them MY family member,
sounded like evil. Before the
hunters could peer inside the
den, I hid the cub deep inside
the den, in the dark corners of
its shadows, threw as much
preserved meat as I had
brought with me in the little
holes around the den, enough
for a cub’s food supply to last
a month. Then, my father
peered inside the den, cried
out with laughter, and
dragged me home along with
the other hunters.
Thus, the sound of the
guns, reverberating through
the meadows with relentless-
ness terrified me to the bones
and I knew that the only way
that I could do to protect part,
any part of that family, was to
protect their gift to me, the
cub.
They are after the den…
because they knew that there
is one more fox. There is one
more sly fox that steals their
game and interferes with their
“fame”. There is one more
fox that disconnects their
family. But they do not know
that this fox is I.
As the sound of the guns
target closer and closer – a
bird down, a squirrel down, a
rabbit down… I hide near the
fox in a bed of grass and wait
for the time to come…
As I plunge into the bullet,
the regret escapes me like a
heavy cloak that has finally
been lifted away.
Fin
Illustration—“Pelican Under a Starry Sky”
by Japanda3
Chris McCandless’ Adven-
tures with Doctor Who, on a
Mind-Bending Trip through
Space and Time
By Athena
The date was July 10,
1990. Chris had just survived
a flash flood and saved some
but not all of his supplies.
Most noticeably, Chris was
unable to save his car.
Chris whined, “Aw, man!
What do I do now? I can’t
walk everywhere – I don’t
have enough food to replace
all the energy I would lose!”
Suddenly he heard a
VWORP VWORP VWORP
and what appeared to be a
beat up blue telephone box
materialized in front of him
Chris staggered back-
wards. “I knew I shouldn’t
have eaten those berries!”
The Doctor stumbled out
of the TARDIS—shaped like
a blue police box from 1960’s
London—coughing and wav-
ing his hands to disperse the
smoke. He saw Chris and his
face brightened. “Hallo, there!
Would you mind helping me?
The TARDIS seems to have
broken down, and I need an
extra hand to fix her exterior.”
Chris was noticeably shak-
en, but did as the Doctor
asked. All he really did was
hand the Doctor tools he had
never heard of, such as the
sonic screwdriver. However,
the Doctor was extremely ap-
preciative of the help and
wanted to repay Chris.
But when he offered Chris
material goods, Chris scoffed
and claimed that he had no
need for such fripperies.
Eventually the Doctor had
a great idea. “I’ve got the per-
fect solution!” he crowed. “I
need a companion, and it
seems that your ride has bro-
ken down. What would you
say to an exciting trip across
space and time as my aide-de-
camp?” The Doctor looked
excitedly at Chris.
Chris eyed the TARDIS.
“We’d be traveling in that?”
The Doctor smiled and re-
plied “Exactly! The TARDIS
is unique, exciting, and un-
breakable!” Chris gave the
Doctor a skeptical look. The
Doctor shrugged. “Well, there
are a few kinks here and
there, but as a whole the
TARDIS is in perfect shape!”
As the Doctor said this, the
door of the TARDIS creakily
gave way and hit the ground.
Chris rolled his eyes and
remarked scathingly, “Oh
yeah, really great condition.”
Hurriedly the Doctor
whipped out his sonic screw-
driver and fixed the door.
Wiping his brow, the Doctor
shrugged. “It’s your choice.”
Chris looked longingly at
his car, scrutinized the TAR-
DIS, and sighed. “At least this
trip won’t be boring,” he
quipped, not realizing the
truth of his words. As Chris
stepped into the TARDIS, his
eyes bugged out. “It’s-”
“Bigger on the inside?
Yes, yes, always has been. It’s
Time Lord technology.”
Chris stumbled inside,
looking in awe, touching all
the dials and switches and—
was that an old typewriter?
“DON’T TOUCH THAT!
Those are thermocouplings—
big things go bang if those
drop, like...the Universe...that
one ti- never mind.”
The Doctor pushed Chris
into an old barber chair and
began whirling around the
room, pushing buttons and
pulling levers in a complicat-
ed dance. “Are you sure you
can drive this...thing?” Chris
asked nervously.
“It’s perfectly sound,” the
Doctor replied cheerily as the
ship lurched like a turbulent
airplane. “Even if I miss
something the TARDIS will
get it for me, she always gets
me where I need to be.”
“Time Lord...are you an
alien?” Chris blurted.
“Yup! The one and only,
very last two-hearted Time
Lord in the universe.”
Chris decided not to ask
where the others were. He just
sat back and enjoyed the ride.
He had completely forgotten
to fume about the blatant ma-
terialism inhabiting the ship.
The first stop was the plan-
et, Big Egg, which was split
into East and West Egg. Coin-
cidentally, it is populated by
similar people to Fitzgerald’s
The Great Gatsby.
“Truthfully, I think Fitz-
gerald somehow visited this
place and wrote that book
based on these people,” the
Doctor whispered to Chris.
Chris didn’t reply, but took a
good look around.
There was the garage
where Wilson and Myrtle
lived, over there the great
mansion of Tom and Daisy,
and over the water - the out-
landish Gatsby mansion.
However, the mansion was
unoccupied, for the windows
were dark and the owner was
warbling an awful rendition of
a love song to Daisy. She
smiled down on Gatsby from
her second-floor window, ac-
tually enjoying Gatsby’s tone-
deaf singing. Chris drank in
the display of the power of
true love, a love destined to
play out as tragically as Ro-
meo and Juliet.
The Doctor interrupted
Chris’ reverie by calling out
“Hallo, old sport!” in Gats-
by’s direction. Noticing Dai-
sy, he frowned and asked,
“Did we come at a bad time?”
Gatsby blew a kiss to Dai-
sy and came over to them,
chortling, “Of course not, old
chap. Just giving the vocal
cords a dusting-off. Didn’t
expect it to be so well-
received.” He smiled. Behind
him Chris saw Daisy close the
window and turn to talk to a
man he assumed was Tom.
“Hate to impose on you,
sport, but do you mind lend-
ing me some parts for the
TARDIS?” the Doctor asked.
“No problem at all, old
chap, just step on the teleport
mat,” Gatsby replied. There
was a flash, and the trio was
standing in front of Gatsby’s
house. “Come in.” The Doctor
and Chris followed—and
stopped at the doorway. They
were stunned by the gigantic
trash heaps filling Gatsby’s
house. “Apologies for the
mess, chaps,” Gatsby called
cheerily, “but my parties do
cause a bit of disorganization
in the house. Let me see if I
Cont. on Pg. 10
Photograph—“Hello, Sunshine” by Aphrodite
McCandless cont.
have that part—” And so say-
ing, he dove into a pile.
Chris wrinkled his nose in
disgust grumbling, “He
wouldn’t have these piles of
filth everywhere if he didn’t
have all this extraneous stuff!”
He picked up a book made out
of cardboard and muttered
obscenities under his breath.
Gatsby resurfaced a few
minutes later, much filthier
but clutching a strange-
looking piece of metal. “Here
you go!” he said triumphantly
as he thrust the part into
Chris’ arms. Chris accepted
the weight but stepped back
from the sheer power of the
odor surrounding Gatsby.
The Doctor, seemingly
used to the smell, came for-
ward and clapped Gatsby on
the shoulder. “I knew I could
count on you, old sport,” he
told Gatsby affectionately.
Gatsby puffed with pride.
“It was nothing at all!”
The Doctor smiled, looked
at his watch and swore. “Hate
to take and run, old sport, but
we really have to go!” the
Doctor yelled as he grabbed
Chris and sprinted for the
TARDIS.
As the TARDIS took off,
Chris heard Gatsby yelling,
“Have a good trip !” Wonder-
ing what the hurry was, Chris
asked the Doctor what the
next stop was.
“If we can make the trip
before the TARDIS’ energy
stores run low, I want to visit
Thoreau at Walden Pond.”
Chris’ eyes grew wide as
he realized that he would be
able to meet his idol face-to-
face. “Really? We’re really
going to go see Thoreau as he
was writing Walden? This is
actually the coolest day of my
life!” Chris chucked the me-
chanical part into a corner of
the TARDIS.
The Doctor leaped and
caught it inches from the
floor. He straightened and
glared at Chris. “This piece is
crucial to our arrival at Wal-
den Pond. Please be careful
with it,” the Doctor admon-
ished. Chris looked guiltily at
the floor and nodded, accept-
ing the piece carefully. He
placed it where the Doctor
directed him and the TARDIS
set down gently on the
ground, as if responding to
Chris’ care. Setting the piece
down on a cushion, Chris
went to look out the window.
He could see Thoreau’s cabin
about three miles away, nes-
tled in the edge of a forest.
“It’s just how I imagined,”
Chris breathed. The Doctor
smiled and swept the door
open with a bow. Chris
stepped out wonderingly, and
began to walk toward Tho-
reau’s cabin. The Doctor fol-
lowed Chris after a
long look at the me-
chanical piece. Chris
stopped abruptly as
he saw Thoreau
walking to his cabin,
pie in hand, convers-
ing with a compan-
ion. “I—I thought he
lived in isolation.”
Chris stuttered.
The Doctor
looked over his
shoulder. “Oh, it’s
Mr. Channing. He’s
a friend of Tho-
reau’s—he visits
often. They must
have come from
Concord. The town
is within walking
distance—” The
Doctor interrupted
himself as Chris
walked away, back
toward the TARDIS.
“Hey. Didn’t you
want to talk to Tho-
reau?”
Chris whipped
around, spat “I have
nothing to say to that hypo-
crite,” and continued his stalk
toward the TARDIS.
The Doctor frowned and
ran to catch up. “Are you
sure? I still haven’t repaid the
favor I owe you.” Chris
reached the TARDIS, and
sank down on the floor, obliv-
ious to the Doctor’s question.
“So everything I believed
in was a lie? I abandoned my
family for a lie?” he mur-
mured to himself, starting to
cry. The Doctor rushed up,
trying to comfort him.
“Why don’t we drop you
off back home?” he suggest-
ed. Chris looked up, tears
shining in his eyes.
“I would really appreciate
that, Doctor,” he whispered.
The Doctor smiled kindly and
resumed his seemingly ran-
dom pulling of levers and
pressing of buttons.
But when they arrived,
they did not touch down in
Chris’ backyard in 1990 as
they had hoped. Instead they
had arrived in the Alaskan
wilderness on May 1, 1992.
But all Chris saw was the
beautiful wilderness he had
dreamed of since he was little.
He stepped outside the TAR-
DIS, oblivious to the Doctor’s
warnings. The Doctor tried to
run after him, but the doors
slammed shut of their own
accord, and the TARDIS dis-
appeared into the nether.
Only then did Chris realize
the situation he was in – but
too little, too late. He was
stuck in the wilderness with
few supplies and only his sur-
vival skills standing between
him and death.
THE END
Illustration—“Home Isn’t Home Without You” by Hebe
Andiamo
By Hades
Andiamo, andiamo,
Let the show begin.
Conductor, raise baton,
Everyone, breathe in.
Andiamo, andiamo,
Listen to the beat.
Feel it in your heart,
Sit on the edge of your seat.
Andiamo, andiamo,
Play with your soul.
Be the melody, the harmony,
Be the steady drum’s roll.
Andiamo, andiamo,
Lose yourself tonight.
Embrace the music in the air,
Set your spirit alight.
Andiamo, andiamo,
Take delight in applause.
Watch them all stand,
See how their hands never
pause.
Andiamo, andiamo,
It’s the end of the show.
Wordless, speechless, except…
Bravissimo.
Snowing in August
By Hades
Water drops down my glass
Of ice cold lemonade.
My hammock sways upon a breeze
That is not truly there.
The sun is shining blindingly,
And my eyes droop tiredly shut.
But what! Is that…? It is!
It’s snowing in August,
And the heat is disappearing.
The children all come outside,
Staring in wondrous disbelief.
They dance around in giggles,
With tongues out to catch flakes.
One girl throws the first snowball,
Starting a marvelous war.
We make snowmen in t-shirts,
We make snow angles in shorts.
Lemonade swaps for hot chocolate,
Flip flops switch with boots.
It’s snowing in August,
And the weatherman is confused.
He stammers and mumbles,
Pointing wildly at his map,
But he has no answers, either.
It’s snowing in August,
And I close my eyes to breathe cold –
I jolt awake in my warm hammock.
My lemonade has spilt on my shirt.
There are no snowmen or angels,
No children drinking cocoa.
The weatherman predicts 90s and 100s,
And the sun is hot as ever.
I sigh sadly and stare at the sky,
And that’s when I feel it.
A single cold drop lands on my nose,
Then disappears like a dream.
Illustration— “Serenade” by Artist Wannabe
Freedom By Hermes
As summer breeze calls,
Ten weeks of revelry wait.
Freedom nears at last!
Illustration—“Chill, Mon” by Alexandria
Chapter 8: The Truth Is Fi-
nally Revealed
By Apollo
“We find the defendant
David Cameron…” began
Tanya Smith.
“STOP!” came a scream
from across the courtroom at
the entrance. Everyone froze
in terror at who was actually
standing before them. Some-
thing impossible stood at the
entrance and it was something
that could change the entire
story. There standing boldly at
the door, looking very much
alive, was Liz Anderson.
It couldn't be possible, she
was dead. David Cameron had
supposedly brutally murdered
her at Gino Caldonado's Hal-
loween Party last fall. But
there before everyone's eyes,
was Liz Anderson. And unless
everyone was high on LSD
and this was just a crazy hallu-
cination, Liz was alive.
She began walking firmly
down the aisle of the court-
room. She did not stop to turn
around or get a glimpse at an-
yone. She marched right up to
the stand. Once she made eye
contact with David Cameron,
who stood frozen still in ter-
ror, she began intensely beat-
ing the living daylights out of
him.
“YOU IDIOT!” screamed
Liz. “You tried to murder me!
How could you? We were best
friends! Why would you ever
betray me?”
“Wait a second! Wait a se-
cond! Wait a second!” yelled
David. “I’m sure it's just a
huge misunderstanding! Are
you sure, you're not confusing
me for my brother, Gabe. He's
the one who you were best
friends with!”
“Wait a minute,” realized
Liz, “I am mistaking you. It's
Gabe who tried to kill me.
He's the one who I'm going
after. You're not Gabe, you’re
his brother! Where's Gabe?!”
Gabe Cameron slumped
down in his chair to where he
was unnoticeable.
“GABE?! GABE?!” shout-
ed Liz. “Come out wherever
you are.” Still no sign of Gabe
in the courtroom. Well, of
course he was there, but he
wasn't making his presence
particularly obvious. “Okay,
Gabe,” said Liz, “you want to
play it that way. I guess I'll
just have to find you.”
It didn't take Liz long to
find Gabe. He was in the front
row, slouched down trying to
appear out of sight.
“Hah, Gabe!” exclaimed
Liz. “I've found you and now
you shall pay!”
Liz started punching the
living daylights out of Gabe
just as she did with David.
“Liz, I don't understand,”
Gabe tried to say, “how are
you still alive?”
Liz refused to answer con-
tinually beating him up. “How
could you do something like
that to me! How dare you try
to murder Liz Anderson?”
“Okay, I've had enough,
Wheel of Fortune is just about
over and there is no way I'm
missing Jeopardy for this silly
trial,” proclaimed Judge Judy.
“SECURITY!”
Suddenly out of nowhere,
two mean looking dudes in
blue security uniforms ap-
peared out of nowhere ready
to drag Liz Anderson away.
“No! Don't take me away!”
screamed Liz. “I still have to
get some closure here!”
Liz tried to fight off the
security guards but it was no
use, she was going to be ar-
rested for assault. However,
suddenly as if things couldn't
possibly get stranger, Liz
magically broke free from the
security guards and reached
Gabe again.
Only this time, she didn't
beat him up. This time, she
started shaking him intensely.
“GABE!” she screamed.
“GABE, WAKE UP! WAKE
UP! GABE, WAKE UP!”
“WAKE UP!” Liz
screamed as she shook Gabe
awake.
“Huh, what happened?”
“Gabe, you were out cold.
Someone must have spiked
the punch bowl,” said Liz.
“Oh,” said Gabe, “Liz
thank goodness you're okay. I
had the weirdest dream. You
were murdered. And I was put
on trial for your death. But
then you were never actually
dead...”
“Okay, Gabe, keep talking
about whatever gibberish that
is,” said Liz.
“It was all just a dream,”
said Gabe. “Wow, Liz, how
long have I
been out?”
“About
eight hours,
Gabe, it's al-
most 6am.”
“I better
get going, I'm
going to be
late for
school.”
“You can say that again.
Everyone else left and Gino's
asleep upstairs. But I decided
to stay and make sure you
were okay so you wouldn't
freak out when you woke up.”
“Liz, you're a great friend.”
“Thanks. So are you.”
And with that, they both
went on with their lives. It had
all been a dream and nobody
had ever been murdered. They
all lived happily ever after.
Well, almost. Liz was actually
brutally murdered at a Hal-
loween Party forty years later.
But it was not by Gabe or any
other friend. It was by a crazy
man whose name will remain
unmentioned.
Fin
Illustration—“Intense Concentration” by Hebe
Illustration—“The Last Punch” by Calypso
Her By Nyctophobia
No matter how much I like her, I’m scared she'll never feel the same. Scared
she'll never love me. Scared I'll just get hurt. Scared of a heartbreak. But I know,
the only way she'll ever grow feelings for me is to try. To ask. To profess my
feelings and hope she will feel the same. For this fear of rejection... It is only
shadowed by the worse fear of unknowing. If she might ever love me.
Ember By Hades
Your fire haunts the twilight air,
Only a memory of your flare.
An ember smolders in your grave,
As if a soul that I could save.
But e’en your light dies when it rains,
And ash is all that still remains.
Photograph “Misty Dusk” by Aphrodite
AAD Cont.
you're going to turn in but if not then
focus on improving your ACT scores.
Either way I'm sure you'll be fine.
GOOD LUCK. Love, Aphro
Dear Aphro, I'm having trouble deciding
between the dark side and the nerd side.
Which is better: deciding to fulfill the
needs of your stomach and abandoning
morals, or deciding to fulfill the needs
of your brain and abandoning your
(probably already destroyed) reputation?
Sincerely, Torn Between Two Worlds
Dear Torn, Well...the dark side has
cookies so I'd choose that! But you
should never abandon your morals no
matter what happens. If those are the
two choices, fulfilling the needs of your
brain are more important. In my opinion
you should be able to find a healthy bal-
ance between morals and brain. But
what do I know? :) Love, Aphro
Dear Aphro & Dite, I love writing, and
usually what happens is I get a bunch of
different ideas at the same time and have
trouble deciding which one to work on.
Then in the end, most of the time I don't
get much done at all. If I try to prioritize,
the other ideas on hold nag at me and I
worry by the time I get around to them, I
won't like them anymore. If I try to work
on all my ideas at the same time, there
isn't much progress. What should I do?
Sincerely, Over-Ideas
Dear Over-Ideas, Choose one idea and
work on it because if you lose interest in
your ideas that quickly it can't have been
a great idea to begin with, so it's okay if
you don't want to work on it. Prioritizing
is a good idea and I think you should
keep up with what you are doing right
now because you are probably develop-
ing your great ideas, and if the idea is
truly great it will come back to you.
Love, Aphro
Dear Aphro & Dite, During the summer,
I usually get a lot of reading done. Un-
fortunately, I have a lot going on this
summer and a lot of book s to catch up
on. Is pleasure reading more important
than work, or reading for Lit? Any sug-
gestions on how to create a schedule for
a balance of work and pleasure?
Sincerely, Overloaded With Work
Dear Overloaded, As you suggested, a
schedule would be a great idea to help
balance your time and make sure you
can do every-
thing you want to
do. I would coor-
dinate your
schedule with all
your other activi-
ties and try to
prevent overlap.
I would focus on
trying to read
Crime and Pun-
ishment quickly
and effectively.
I'm sure you will
have plenty of
time left over at
the end for pleas-
ure reading.
Sincerely, Dite
Interview: Kristin Cashore
By Athena
Have you ever thought writing
was not the career for you?
Never. I can’t think of doing
anything better.
Where do you get your ideas?
The characters come from
daydreams, followed by an
enormous amount of work as
I figure out the story behind
the characters.
Are there any author(s) who
influenced your writing?
Tamora Pierce and Robin
McKinley because of what
they did with girls and women
– it was a relief to have strong
women to imagine. I also
grew up reading classics
about strong women rather
than fantasy – Anne of Green
Gables, Laura Ingalls Wilder,
Nancy Drew, Jane Austen.
If you could sit down and talk
with a person from any time
period, who would it be?
Amelia Earhart, about what-
ever she wants to talk about,
just let the conversation flow
freely. I admire what she did
so immensely and it couldn’t
possibly be a wasted conver-
sation. She did what she want-
ed in a time when that was
much harder than it is now.
Do you listen to music while
writing?
Almost never. It interferes
with my train of thought. Af-
terward, though, I listen to
whatever captures the atmos-
phere of the books. For Fire, I
listened to a sad fiddling song
that made me think of Fire
with her fiddle. For Bitter-
blue, I listened to “Cold As It
Gets” by Patty Griffin. It rep-
resented the essence of how I
felt while writing the book.
Your setting is so creative and
imaginative for all of your
books. Was there any specific
inspiration for such fantastic
and magical settings?
Nothing specific. I get the
idea but don’t stop to think
about where it came from.
Daydreaming is really good
for getting ideas, but it’s hard
to remember where they came
from afterwards.
Are any of your characters
inspired by people you know?
No. That would interfere. I
want my characters to be their
own person. When a character
is too similar to someone I
know, I change the character.
Getting the base of a character
is a lot of work. You have to
listen to the character and get
them to tell you who they are.
If writing the character
doesn’t feel right, then I
change them. Some characters
are easier than others. Po is
easy to write. He is talkative
and has an open personality.
He’s easy to know. Katsa, on
the other hand, has an oblivi-
ousness that makes her easy
to write but hard to figure out
because of her unconscious
knowledge. Does she really
know this? Does she know it
but not realize?
Notes from Q&A: Failure is very important to
writing a book. If you are a
writer and you feel what
you’re writing is crap, why on
earth are you even doing this
– these feelings are normal.
That’s what it feels like to be
a writer. And getting a book
to where you want it to be is
the best feeling in the world –
worth all of the pain.
How do you think of names?
I often look at the credits of
movies, last names are always
good, sometimes I change a
few letters of real names.
Some names are troublesome.
In the German version, Po had
to be renamed Bo because Po
means butt in German. In the
Italian version, Katsa had to
be changed to Katchya be-
cause Katsa means pecker.
What are you going to work
on in the future?
I plan to write a contemporary
fiction for a change of pace. It
may not turn into anything. I
will most likely write one
more fantasy novel.
Will there be a sequel to Fire?
Hopefully, but I don’t know
for sure.
Do you ever get weird
fanmail?
I get much less now that I re-
moved my email from my
blog. Once a woman wrote to
me saying reading Graceling
was like finding cockroaches
in her ice cream. She really
loved reading Po and Katsa’s
romance but was horrified
they didn’t get married. Soon
after a guy wrote me asking if
Leck was inspired by Barack
Obama (which was very of-
fensive, considering my cam-
paign efforts for Obama) and
so that’s when I decided to
take down my email address.
Is there going to be a movie
for Graceling?
Not yet, but my agent is
working on it.
Will you be involved in it?
I have no interest. I want
script approval but have no
hope in it being what I want. I
don’t want to get involved
and have my heart broken into
more pieces than it would be
already. It would be best if
they changed the genre
Cont. on Pg. 15
Photograph—“Greetings From Aliens” by Aphrodite
Interview cont.
completely. A kung fu movie,
a Bollywood or even a musi-
cal! That would be awesome,
then it could be on Broadway!
Who are your ideal actors?
I don’t have any. I have such
high expectations.
What brought you to fantasy?
My characters came first with
their magical powers, then
daydreaming and curiosity
about what happens next led
to the story.
Do you go to so many awe-
some places because you lead
this awesome life?
Not exactly. I like travelling,
but I like home, too. I get to
work in my pajamas (work
pajamas, to differentiate be-
tween work and sleep). I trav-
el both for the book and on
my own. Writers get a tax
write-off for research, so I
take full advantage. But there
is a lot of stress and pressure.
Not all of my life is good.
There are plenty of time ex-
pectations. But I’m happy in
my career and gracious of
how lucky I am.
Is there a step before your
rough draft?
I do a planning page. I write
the basic plot first, since I can
change it later in the process.
At about 40-50 pages, I tran-
scribe my work onto Word.
I’m deathly afraid of a fire
burning up all of that work. I
keep all my notebooks in a
fireproof and waterproof safe,
but I’m still afraid.
Which book was the hardest
to write? Bitterblue.
How do you get published in
foreign countries?
I held onto the book rights, so
my agent sells the books indi-
vidually to each country.
Your books all have a feminist
plot. Is that important to you?
The feminism is a driving
force. Possibly because of my
Catholic school experience
and how angry it made me. I
as definitely was sick of sex-
ism in Jesuit school.
Who’s your favorite protago-
nist?
I relate to all three in a differ-
ent way, but mostly to Bitter-
blue. She’s a regular person
surrounded by extraordinary
people. I care about her in a
special way. She feels like a
daughter.
Why did such horrible things
have to happen to Po at the
end of Graceling?
Even though the author is in
control when she writes, cer-
tain things have to happen in
the story. Unfortunately, Po’s
accident is one of those
things.
Photograph—“Tea-licious” by Aphrodite
Nana’s Corner
Readers, hello!
This is a Kodak moment.
Hats off, people. Say
“cheese” and smile.
I congratulate you ALL
for successfully reaching the
finish line of a long and rocky
race through another year of
high school!
Finally, you can stop to
catch your breath, wipe the
sweat from your brow, and
relish in the moment you can
shake off all the pressure that
has been stalking you, staring
at you, weighing on you, and
feeding off of your self es-
teem and motivation.
Just pause for a moment,
look back, and take in all that
you have achieved. This is not
optional. It’s time to splurge
in what you’ve been abstain-
ing from (or not) for a long
time.
It’s also time for us to say
our farewells and Adieus! Es-
pecially to our seniors. We
will miss you, graduates of
2012! You’ve left us with big
shoes to fill, but do not worry,
we’re all in the good hands
of, what I may add objective-
ly, the awe-inspiring, breath-
taking, magnificently majes-
tic, and stunningly wonderful
Class of 2013. (As you may
have noticed I am being mod-
est with my adjectives.)
Summer has finally ar-
rived! (Although I must admit
it never really left this school
year, but I’m not complain-
ing.) Despite my previous
paragraph about relishing in
your newfound freedom, we
all know you’re not really
completely free from stress. It
seems we all enjoy maxing
ourselves out by over-filling
our open schedule during the
summer. There’s just so much
to do, so little time. Gotta
save the world, create world
peace, find a cure for cancer,
cleanup the Gulf Coast. Oh,
but that’s just a warm-up.
After that we’ll fly to
Mars, discover water there,
take a sip for good measure,
regret it afterwards, and then
perk up for gaining bragging
rights and a story to tell.
You’ll head back to earth,
grab some lunch, and head off
to do some fancy activities
with equally fancy/intelligent/
legit sounding names that you
can later slap onto your re-
sume, adding a good one to
two inches of writing to what
you already have.
Well, whatever you’re do-
ing this summer and wherever
you are, I hope you guys all
make sure to stick some fun
time into your schedule!
A final note…
To all the current sopho-
mores: GOOD LUCK! May
the odds be ever in your favor
through Junior year. It’s no
walk in the park, but I believe
you all have it in you to bear
through it all, just remember
to believe in yourself. ESPE-
CIALLY when you fail.
Always look ahead, and
don’t broad over what has
already been done. We all get
agitated when we mess up,
but don’t let it get the better
of you, and don’t let it go to
waste. Pick some good ole’
wisdom out of it, so you end
up gaining the profit.
To all my fellow seniors to
be: I’m really proud of you
all! We DID IT! Of course
there is still much to be done,
and many big decisions to be
made, but for now, I’d like to
do the honors and congratu-
late you guys again for get-
ting through it all! Luv ya
all! We’re going to make this
the 13EST year Churchill has
ever seen. (And this is a com-
plete understatement!)
And finally, a shout out
and round of applause to our
Midnight Writers leaders!
Thank you all for your hard
work throughout this year,
and being flexible with your
due dates! (Really, thank
you!) It was all thanks to you
guys for getting this club
started and giving all of us
another chance to create great
memories! (And slap on an-
other activity with a fancy
appellation onto our resume.
Admit it guys, you do it for
that, too! But that’s only a
very small reason of course!)
I’m grateful I was able to
be a part of this, and I hope to
be able to come back and
write again next year!
Ciao, amigos!
Illustration—“Chibi Korra” by Hebe