As You Wish - Ch 5

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As You WishAn Alphabet

Matriarchal Legacy

Chapter 5

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Welcome back to As You Wish, a Matriarchal AlphabetLegacy with the Obey Your Sims and Random Traitshandicaps. I thought I’d start you off with a view of thecurrent incarnation of the house. I’m certainly noarchitect.

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Chadwick continues to mourn his in-laws every day andevery day he forgets that they’ll rise as ghosts and hepasses out in pure terror.

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Bernie became a teen and apparently finally mastered that4thgrade math because now she’s a Genius…an evilgenius. Glorious.

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Anastasia’s pregnancy progressed well.

“This one’s a girl, I just know it!”

“’Stasia, as long as it’s healthy, you know I’ll be happy.”

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Since she’d had five children already, I thought I’d tryhaving this one at home, but Anastasia was having none of that and drove Chadwick and herself to the hospital.

“Would you want to have a baby with Chadwick as theonly help available?’

Point taken.

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Meet Brandy! I rolled her traits randomly as usual and gotLoner and Heavy Sleeper.

“You mean she’s not evil?”

Nope, you broke the curse.

“Thanks be to the great Potty God!”

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The boys all became best friends. This is one of only twopictures I have of Buford as a child. After four other kids, I

just wanted them all grown already. I promise to do betterin the future.

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The twins became teens and poor Buddy the Friendly Loserrolled Workaholic as his new trait.

“Hi guys! It’s really swell to meet you, but I’ve gotta getto football practice.”

You’re on the football team?

“No, but the team asked me if I’d pick up their towels after”

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Buddy was in such a hurry to get to school that he forgotabout the waffles he was cooking.

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Half the kitchen was engulfed before the fire departmentarrived and we only got a measly $400 to cover damages.It’s a good thing I can’t stay mad at Buddy for long.

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“How you doin’?”Knock it off Brendan, I’m way too old for you. Brendan,the Brave Good Daredevil, just rolled Flirty as his next traitand went all weird and emoon me. I love him. If thisweren’t a matriarchy, he’d be in the running for heir.

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Billie: So then I’m going to build a robot army and…heyare you listening to me?!

Brendan: Blah, blah, blah, robot army…whatever.

Billie: You’d better start sleeping with your eyes open.

I love their relationship.

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“Aw sis, I love you!”Who would have thought the Good Son and the Bad Seedwould be best friends, but they are.

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Even though they have their ideological differences.Billie: So you see, Evil will always triumph over Good,because Good is dumb.

Brendan: May the Potty God bless you and keep you all thedays of your life.

Billie: Gah!!

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What are you doing with Edna?“I need to bring a fish to the Science Lab for extra credit.”

I think they meant for you to catch one in the pond.

“But that would involve going outside. I don’t do that.”

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Brandy became a toddler and the only skill she learnedwas potty training because I’m lazy and that’s the onlyskill that makes things easier for me. What? I’m honest!

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When it was Billie’s time to grow up, nothing would do butto throw a big formal party.

“Hey Emilio, I may be jailbait now, but in a few hours I’ll belegal.”

“I just clean the house…”

“How ‘bout you clean my house?”

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It was a pretty good sized party. This is actually thesecond picture I have of Buford as a child. You can seehim standing next to Brendan. Also pictured are two of thefuture fathers of Billie’s children.

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Billie acquired the Neat trait upon transitioning toadulthood.

“Well, Brendan did make some good points about the PottyGod.”

Frammitall! I told you, this is an agnostic legacy!

“You can be undecided about the Potty God, but I will pray”

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I don’t know why I bothered to design Billie an every dayoutfit. She spends all her time in her underwear.

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“If you were as hot as me, you’d be dancing in the kitchenin your underwear too.”

You’re probably right.

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How‘s it going Buddy?“It’s going swell! I didn’t get a single swirly at schooltoday!”

It’s Saturday…

“Still, a no swirly day is a no swirly day!”

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Wow…Buford, I’m sorry I’ve been ignoring you. It won’thappen again.

With all the skinny boys this family’s been having, I did notexpect Buford to grow up so muscular. He’s a Neurotic,Friendly Slob and just decided to become a Vegetarian.

“Yeah, ‘cause, like, meat is murder, you know? And, like,’

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Bernie became an adult soon after Billie and rolled Green Thumb as her final trait. She’s not as interesting as hersister, so it’s out the door with her.

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“Ooh, Officer Bunch! I’ve been very bad! Do you want tolock me up?”

“Well, uh, my partner usually carries the hand cuffs and,uh, my partner’s your mom. So, you can imagine howawkward that could be.”

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“Your job sound stressful, Officer. Why don’t I help loosenyou up a bit?”

Yeah, Billie wasted no time at all cultivating romanticinterests.

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“So Emilio, I’ve got to produce brats if I want to be theheir, so what do you say?”

“Will I still get my $125 a day?”

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I must say, Emilio’s a very dedicated worker. He makessure the job gets done!

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“So yeah, just because you knocked me up, that doesn’tmean you can hang around here whenever you like. Myshower’s not going to clean itself.”

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*sigh* “I should tell the agency to charge double for legacyfamilies.”

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“Can you believe this legacy writer hasn’t even shown myyoungest once since she became a child?”

“But, like, how are the readers supposed to know sherolled Evil? That could be an important plot point, brah.”

OK! I get it! I’ll take more pictures!

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“How’s mommy’s little parasite doing today? You’ve got tobe healthy and strong so when you come out you can ruleover you cousins like the godling you are.”

What? You expected her to act all sweet and maternal?

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“So Brendan, the maid knocked me up.”

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“So you’ve got a baby growing in here? That’s wickedextreme!”

I know Ihad all my important chats with my youngerbrother in the bathroom. Doesn’t everyone?

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“So, when I finally deliver this thing, do you think I couldsell tickets? How much should I charge?”

“That’s so extreme. If you weren’t my sister, I’d kiss you.”

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Here’s the traditional pregnant gardening pic. This one isnotable because you can see the makeover I gave theminivan.

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Just a typical week night in my legacy house. Chadwick’sprobably passed out on the floor somewhere.

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I love Brendan and his scrawny chicken arms! SometimesI wish he and Billie weren’t related so I could marry themto eachother.

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Chadwick finally became an elder. It works for him. WhenBuford aged up, he fulfilled his LTW to be Surrounded byFamily, so he’s had a good life.

“What do you mean had, I’m not dead yet!”

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Shortly after Chadwick aged, Billie went into labor with herfirst child. And this is where’s I’ll end this chapter. I couldprobably cram a couple more picsin here, but what funwould that be? Will she have a boy or a potential heir?One baby or two? Human or demon? I know, but I’m nottelling.

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So I’ll leave you with Chadwick’s trout. The first entry intothe pan-generational legacy fishing tournament. Thebiggest fish of each type, excluding minnows and goldfish,caught by a legacy spouse will hang on the wall for theduration of the legacy. Why? Because I can and it amusesme. See you next time!

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