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Art for Dummies, A (not so serious) Guide To Famous Painters
Or how To Recognise Famous Painters According To The Internet
Arte para principiantes, una guía (no tan seria) de pintores famosos
o cómo reconocer pintores famosos según Internet
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Funny guide that’ll help you link famous painters and their style and paintings. Even though it was conceived as a joke you will realize how this list captures the essence of each artist.
Guía divertida que ayuda a relacionar pintores famosos, su estilo y pinturas. A pesar de que se concibió como una broma se dará cuenta de cómo esta lista capta la esencia de cada artista.
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If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s Rubens.
Si todo el mundo en las pinturas tiene enormes traseros, entonces es Rubens.
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If all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it’s Caravaggio.
Si todos los hombres se parecen a mujeres de pelo rizado con ojos de vaca, es Caravaggio.
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If everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it’s Picasso.
Si todo el mundo tiene algún tipo de mal funcionamiento del cuerpo, entonces es Picasso.
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If it’s something you saw on your acid trip last night, it’s Dali.
Si es algo que vio anoche en su viaje con ácido, es Dalí.
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If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces,
it’s Titian.
Si las imágenes tienen un fondo oscuro y todo el mundo una expresión de tortura en su rostro,
es Tiziano.
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If the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal,
it’s Bruegel.
Si las pinturas tienen un montón de gente pequeña pero parecen normales,
es Bruegel.
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If everyone – including the women – looks like Putin, then it’s van Eyck.
Si todo el mundo - incluyendo a las mujeres - se parece a Putin, entonces es van Eyck.
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If the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton of crazy bullshit,
it’s Bosch.
Si las pinturas tienen un montón de pequeñas personas pero también tienen un montón de gilipolleces,
es Bosch.
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If everyone looks like hobos illuminated only by a dim streetlamp,
it’s Rembrandt.
Si todo el mundo se ve como vagabundos iluminados solamente por una farola tenue,
es Rembrandt.
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If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them),
it’s Boucher.
Si la pintura podría tener fácilmente unos angelitos regordetes o una oveja añadida (o ya los tiene),
es Boucher.
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If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s Michelangelo.
Si todo el mundo es hermoso, desnudo, y se apila, es Miguel Ángel.
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If you see a ballerina, it’s Degas.
Si usted ve a una bailarina, es Degas.
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If everything is highly-contrasted and sharp, sort of bluish, and everyone has gaunt bearded faces,
it’s El Greco.
Si todo está altamente contrastado y nítido, más o menos azulado, y todos tienen rostros de barbudos demacrados,
es El Greco.
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If every painting is the face of a uni-browed woman, it’s Frida.
Si en las pinturas hay imagen de una mujer uniceja, es Frida.
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Dappled light but no figures, it’s Monet.
Luz moteada, pero no hay gente, es Monet.
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Dappled light and happy party-time people, it’s Renoir.
Luz moteada y gente feliz celebrando una fiesta, es Renoir.
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Dappled light and unhappy party-time people, then it’s Manet.
Luz moteada y personas aburridas o tristes, entonces es Manet.
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Lord of the Rings landscapes with weird blue mist and the same wavy-haired aristocratic-nose Madonna,
it’s Da Vinci.
El Señor de los Anillos con paisaje de niebla azul extraña y Madona con pelo ondulado y nariz aristocrática,
es Da Vinci.
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Excel sheet with coloured squares, it’s Mondrian.
Hoja de Excel con cuadros de colores, es Mondrian.
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