ARMADALE BOWLS CLUB @ SOUTH CAULFIELD

CLUB SEASON

NEWS 2017-18

ISSUE NO. 16 WEEK ENDING FRIDAY 17th. NOVEMBER,2017 THIS WEEK'S SPONSOR

PERSONAL TRAINING FOR ACTIVE LIVING

FITNESS CLASSES AND 1 ON 1 TRAINING; SPECIALISING IN FITNESS FOR THE OVER-55'S

LOCATED OUTDOORS AND AT ARMADALE BOWLS CLUB.... WE "PROMISE" YOU THE BEST FUN YOU WILL

EVER HAVE EXERCISING.

ROSE-MARIE TODES- ACCREDITED TRAINER AND MEMBER OF THE INSTITUTE OF PERSONAL TRAINING

MOBILE 0419 390 652 Website: NOT AVAILABLE

For more information on this Sponsor, click on the above website.  For any other Sponsor, go to Clubwebsite home page & click on Sponsor's name, or go to Team App/Sponsors.

IN THIS WEEKS EDITION

SOCIAL NEWS

NEW CARPET GREEN PRACTICE CONDITIONS

ALMONER'S REPORT

NEW NEW MEMBER

TEAM APP

BIRTHDAYS

ROD HUDDLE COACHING SESSIONS

SPONSORS

CLUB FUNCTIONS

VACC DAY

HEALTH & SAFETY MESSAGE

GUEST DAY

NEW SANDBELT CHAMPIONSHIPS-DRAWS

NEW NEW MEMBER APPLICATIONS

NEW WEISLER-KLOOGER DAY

JOKES OF THE WEEK

CARTOONS OF THE WEEK

SOCIAL NEWSPLEASE FORWARD ANY SOCIAL NEWS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOUR FELLOW

CLUB MEMBERS BY SENDING IT TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS. bernieg27@gmail.com

CARPET GREEN PRACTICE CONDITIONS

Please note that other than for Tuesday and Saturday Pennant matches all otherpractice including Thursday morning will be on adjusted 7 rink area and not the normal8 rinks. The greenkeeper will adjust the pegs etc.

ALMONER'S REPORT(Cedric Gould)

If you know of a member who is unwell or in hospital please contact me on 950 98930.

NEW MEMBER.A warm Armadale welcome to our newest member Linda Miller

TEAM APP.Once again this season we will use Team App. to advise of last minute side changes

or other urgent information. If you have not registered for Team App. please do so

as soon as possible. If you need any assistance please see me (Bernie Gold) at the club.

MANY MEMBERS STILL HAVE NOT CONNECTED

BIRTHDAYSHappy birthday to the following members

NOVEMBER BIRTHDAYS

Leonard Sharpe 5

David Janover 7

Harold Cashmore 9

Geoffrey Lipton 9

Cedric Gould 11

Mervyn Meltz 11

Bernie Stosic 12

Arnold Sloshberg 13

Raymond Miller 15

Les Clive 16

Larraine Czerniewicz 16

Ivor Hertz 16

Kenneth Ross 17

Lionel Aarons 18

Bernard Goldin 18

Judith Beitner 20

Harvey Skolnick 20

David Maller 22

Les Wabnik 23

Aubrey Miller 27

Edwin Taitz 28

Louis Klein 28

Jack Esakoff 29

Malcolm Lutchner 29

Jennifer Shapiro 30

Nathan Simon 30

If your birthday is in NOVEMBER and is not included in the above list and you wish to be included please contact me

at my email address. bernieg27@gmail.com

ROD HUDDLE COACHING SESSIONSSessions 5 & 6 :   Team Play and Game Plan

         Wednesday Nov 22nd 2017 (7:00pm – 8:30pm) Presentation and Q & A session.

         Wednesday Nov 29th 2017 (5:00pm – 6:30pm) On-green Team play practices

Sessions 7 & 8 :   Finals Preparation and Mental skills

        Wednesday Feb 14th 2018 (7:00pm – 8:30pm) Presentation and Q & A session

        Wednesday Feb 21st 2018 (5:00pm – 6:30pm) On-green Team play practices.

SPONSORS

Our valued Sponsors are a very important part of our Club community with Sponsors contributing about 10% of our

annual revenue. Can we ask that you please be aware of who our Sponsors are, by checking in the Fixture Book or on

our website and on the board in the Clubroom. Whenever possible, please support them and make it known to them

that you are a member of the Armadale Bowls Club.

Also, if you have an idea or suggestion as to who could be approached as a possible Sponsor, please advise Jack Cooper,

Robyne Schwarz or Rob Millingen, who will follow up the lead. We all have wide circles of contacts

who could provide a source of new Sponsors

In the coming months, a member of the sponsorship committee may contact you personally to ask if you can assist by

providing the name of a company or service provider who might be a potential sponsor. Your assistance will be

greatly appreciated and benefit your Club.

Here is a full list of current sponsors for season 2017-18.

ADM Motors Melbourne Body Corporate Management, St Kilda

Ampvolt Electrical Jax Tyres Caulfield South Service Experts

Antler Luggage Malvern Travel & Cruise Simon Carpets

AR Foodservice Marshall White & Co Snap Printing Caulfield South

Astoria Honda Michael Klooger & Family SpecSavers Brighton

AVi Technology Mothers Instinct Café & Catering Stevie B Disc Jockey

Barton Glass Mr Brightside Cafe Sutton Partners Accountants

Bendigo Bank Caulfield Park Nelson Pharmacy The Hospitality Man

Café D’Lish Personal Training for Active Living The Market House 105

Carniche Accident Repair Centre Regis Aged Care The Kitchen Company

Dr Damon Lits, Dentist Resting Toucher Tommy Ruff Fish Bar

Feet 4 Life Rocksalt Restaurant Tom Weisler & Family

Gary Peer Rosenbloom Automotive Turquoise Eatery

Handled With Care Ross Smith Physiotherapy Universal Toner & Inkjet

Hexagon Home Maintenance Scotchline Signs VACC

Marilyn & Keith Faiman

CLUB FUNCTIONS.

CLUB TRIVA NIGHT FUNCTIONCOME AND BE PART OF THE ARMADALE BOWLS CLUB TRIVIA NIGHT ON SUNDAY NIGHT DECEMBER 3rd. FROM 7.30 PM TO 10.30 PM.TEST YOUR GENERAL KNOWLEDGE AGAINST OUR PROFESSIONAL QUIZ MASTER.SUPPER WILL BE PROVIDED FOR ONLY $20 PER HEAD.PRIZES FOR THE WINNING TABLE.

PUT YOUR NAMES DOWN ON THE FORM IN THE SHED.

QUEEN OF THE DESERT THEATRE NIGHT SPECIALDON’T MISS THE GREAT MUSICAL PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT TO BE HELD AT THE REGENT THEATRE.

GREAT “A RESERVE” TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR TUESDAY MARCH 6th. 2018 OR TUESDAY MARCH 20TH 2018BOTH SESSIONS AT 7.00 PM.

THE PRICE IS ONLY $65 PER HEAD

BOOK AND PAY THROUGH NANCY WICKS ON 0430-101-099

VACC DAY.

HEALTH AND SAFETY MESSAGE

We have had two outstanding presentations recently on PREVENTING FALLS, GENERAL SAFETY and RESUSCITATION procedures. 

YOUR SAFETY TEAM, as a result of the impact of heat in our training, has introduced a

HEAT, HATS, HYDRATION Safety Campaign this season.

We believe it is the most important message we can send to everyone for our general safety and health.

PLEASE TAKE NOTE HATS are available at the Club.  4 SIZES.  $20.  They provide full head, neck, ears, face coverage.

SUNSCREEN is best applied 20 minutes before you go into the sun.  Available in all bathrooms.

WATER.  BE VERY VIGILANT ABOUT HYDRATION before and throughout a game.

USE A BOTTLE.  CUPS FILLED ONCE OR TWICE ARE DEFINITELY NOT ADEQUATE.  Drink every end.

Dangers of dehydration include:

LOSS OF CONCENTRATION, DISORIENTATION,  COLLAPSING. 

You can’t play at your best if you are dehydrated. And it is VERY DANGEROUS.

GUEST DAY.

SANDBELT CHAMPIONSHIPS-DRAWS.

MEN'S SINGLES. SUNDAY 10TH. DECEMBER

Jeff Hunter @ Brighton@ 1.00pm(1st. Round Bye)

Ashey Beckwith@ Brighton @ 1.00pm(1st. Round Bye)

WOMEN'S SINGLES SUNDAY 10TH. DECEMBER

Desiree Macaulay @ Parkdale@ 10.00am

Karen Rubenstein @ Parkdale@ 1.00pm(1st. Round Bye)

MEN'S UNDER 25 SUNDAY 3RD.DECEMBER

Campbell Hymans @ Sandringham@10.00am

NEW MEMBERS APPLICATIONS.

WEISLER- KLOOGER DAY 2018

JOKES OF THE WEEK

A guy goes to the doctor: “Please help me doc. I have this horrible blinking in my right eye that I just can’t control.”

Doctor: “Ah come on, it’s not so bad as you think.”

Guy: “Oh, you think?! Every time I go to the pharmacy to get some painkillers, they give me condoms!”

I heard the Secret Service had to change their commands. 

They can't say "Get down!" anymore when the President is under attack. 

Now it's "Donald! Duck!" 

My step mother came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes off.

So I took off her blouse.

She said, “Now off with the skirt.”

I did, and she continued, “Now take off my stockings.”

And when I did that, she said, “Now the bra and the panties.”

I took them off. She continued, “And don’t ever let me catch you wearing my stuff again!”

My dog once ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving messages around the house for days.

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. 

His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?

“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age."

His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.

"Well", he replied.  "I said I was 87!"

Be well, stay safe, and SMILE (it makes your face

feel good), and if smiles are good, laughs are even better.

It's been said, "You don't stop laughing when you die,

you die when you stop laughing!!"