1. 3 Funnystories

2. A man stopped a taxi.

Sorry, how much does it cost to go to the Victoria station? said the man to the taxi driver

3. 30 pounds. Answered the taxi driver. 4. And the suitcase? Askedthe tourist. 5. It's free! 6. Ok, then bring my suitcase to the station. I will walk. 7. Soldiers

The capitain inspected a dinning room and he asked a soldier How is the food here ?

8. Uf! We fight for the food. Said the soldier. 9. I like it very much. Said the capitain. 10. No...capitain, who lost the battle has to eat all the food. 11. What time is it?

Sorry, what time is it?

12. It's twelve o'clock. 13. It's too late !! 14. You should asked me before. 15. The end Ari canadell