ANYTHING GOES THIS V-DAY warning - not intended for weaners

A CHEAT SHEET FOR THE MODERN LOVER

In the KitchenOne second honey, I have to run to the kitchen to grab my hankie pankies…

You love him HOW much?Really, Valentine’s Day is not just for woman (says my husband)

There is no way she’ll swallow this We’ve watched enough movies to know not to put a ring in the cake or champagne! Put it in a Wean Cube filled with sugary love.

Your second wifeThe only time we don’t suggest recycling. Make chocolates work a second time, wrap them in Wean Green.

First TimersMake it count. Light the candles.

Wine = LoveAdd some sexy wine charms to a sexy little Wean Cube.

One way to a man’s heartTequila plus tools. Period.

Been married over 5 years? Get her something she is actually going to enjoy. And clean the kitchen.