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May 15, 2019 Volume 13, Issue 17
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Back to SchoolAfter raising 4 kids, and losing my husband, I decided to return to
college and get the degree I had started, but never finished. And so,on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more than alittle nervous, I took a front row seat in my first class in over 40years, a literature course.
The professor told us we would be responsible for reading fivebooks over the course of the semester, and that he would provide uswith a list of authors from which we could choose.
He ambled over to the lectern, took out his class book, and began"Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..."
I was working feverishly to get down all the names, when I felt atap on my shoulder.
The student behind me whispered, "Slow down! He's just takingattendance!"
French Dream A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really
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"Great!" said the teacher; "what were they saying?" "I don't know," the boy replied; "I couldn't understand
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Surprised, the granddaughter looked up at him andsaid, "Oh, Grampa, you've got e-mail!"
Life Insurance Mary was discussing the various aspects and
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The clerk eyed her suspiciously and replied,"Probably a life sentence."
New Father The first-time father, beside himself with
excitement over the birth of his son, was determinedto do everything right. "So, tell me, Nurse," he asked as his new family
headed out the hospital door, "what time should wewake the little guy in the morning?"
189 Pieces A grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order
as a birthday present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces. The instructions said that itcould be put together in an hour. However it took theold man two days to assemble the toy. Finally, when itwas all put together, he wrote a check, cut it into 189pieces and mailed it off to the company.
Good Manners The young lady said to Grandpa, "I noticed that
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"We didn't know what to do with them," the womanexplained. "So all these years, we've kept the shells inthe bottom drawer of the china cabinet, away from ourchildren."
The officer assured the couple he'd dispose of theammunition safely. But when he took one out of thebox the top came off, revealing a strange black substance. His suspicions aroused, the officer removedthe top of the other shell and found a hard white substance.
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Getting a Passport Before she died, an elderly lady wanted to visit England,
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"You must take the loyalty oath first," the passport clerksaid. "Raise your right hand, please." The senior citizen raisedher right hand as the clerk asked, "Do you swear to defend theConstitution of the United States against all enemies, domesticor foreign?"
The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded, "Well, I guess so, but ... will I have help, or will Ihave to do it all by myself?"
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Plenty Cryptic After All A minor e-mail virus infestation hits the group that
this network technician is responsible for, and aftercleaning up the mess he decides it's time for new passwords all around, just to be safe.
Most of the group works in the same location, so hejust takes a walk around the office, whispering the newpassword to each user.
But one woman is at a remote site. The tech can'treach her by phone, and he's leery of sending her newpassword in unencrypted e-mail.
Finally, he hits on an idea. He begins the e-mailmessage by explaining the password change.
Then he writes: "And your new password is: (thelast name of our intern from that hot country) followedby the digits of (the number of points our basketballteam scored in our last game)."
Very clever, he figures -- it's information only someone in the group would know. Until he gets a reply message from the user: "I tried
the password, but it didn't work. Could you set it tosomething not so long and hard to type? And are thoseparentheses important?"
Police House Calls My partner and I were in our police car when we
were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. Wespoke with the couple and the problem was quickly resolved.
On leaving, I was admiring the craftsmanship oftheir turn-of-the-century home and reached for what I thought was the front door.
Realizing my mistake, I was turning away in embarrassment when I heard my partner say.... "If youhave any more problems, we'll be in your closet."
Pet Gift In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to
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"I can't do that!" the lady said. "The sweater is a surprise!"
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Kane County Corn Growers • Kane County Cougars • Kane County Farm Bureau KCA HCE Board • KCA HCE Plato Center Unit • Kernels
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Mary & Charles Coffey Family • Mary Ebert • Master Naturalists, Sue Styer Mighty Titans 4-H Club • Mike Kenyon • Nancy Haire • Nick’s Pizza & Pub
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The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."The Agricultural representative said in a wise tone,
"I have the authority of the U.S. Government with me.See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish onagricultural land."
So the old farmer went about his farm chores.Later, the farmer heard loud screams. He saw the
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Old Geezer - Qualifying Exam 1. In the 1940's, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located? a. On the floor shift knob b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch c. Next to the horn
2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle hadholes in it. For what was it used? a. Capture lightning bugs b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing c. Large salt shaker
3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters? a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors andmilk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.
4. What was the popular chewing gum named for agame of chance? a. Blackjack b. Gin c. Craps!
5. What method did women use to look as if they werewearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during W.W.II? a. Suntan b. Leg painting c. Wearing slacks
6. What postwar car turned automotive design on itsear when you couldn't tell whether it was coming orgoing? a. Studebaker b. Nash Metro c. Tucker
7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid? a. Strips of dried peanut butter b. Chocolate licorice bars c. Wax coke shaped bottles with colored sugar waterinside
8. How was Butch Wax used? a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing c. On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust
9. Before in-line skates, how did you keep your rollerskates attached to your shoes? a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key b. Woven straps that crossed the foot c. Long pieces of twine
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ANSWERS to Old Geezer Test: 1. b) On the floor, to the left of the clutch. Hand controls, popular in Europe, took till the late '60s tocatch on. 2. b) To sprinkle clothes before ironing. Who had asteam iron? 3. c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping the bottle top. 4. a) Blackjack Gum. 5. b) Special makeup was applied, followed by drawing a seam down the back of the leg with eyebrowpencil. 6. a) 1946 Studebaker. 7. c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet coloredwater. 8. a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut. 9. a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key, which youwore on a shoestring around your neck. 10. c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.
Do You Realize... A tourist parked his car in downtown Washington,
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Please and Thank You While on maternity leave, a woman from our office
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