Andy Gottesman

All you wildest dreams will come true!

You’ve never experienced anything like this!

“#1 Cell Park in the Nation”- Newsweek“Thrilling”- Time

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When you enter the park you will first be stopped by the cell wall, and be charged $5 to enter into Plant Cell Park parking area. Plant Cell Park supports a good environment and conservation of fossil fuels. After you get through the cell wall, the cell membrane will check your car for a minimum of 25 mpg, and a low pollution level. Also, the clearance is 14’ 11”, so you have to be below that. If not, you will be rejected without a refund.

In the very center of the park there is a large, 60 story building, which on your map is the nucleus. Inside of it is where the employees take their break and also get briefed on their daily tasks. It is also where the board members live if they wish. The top three floors are the presidents suite and office. On the very top floor, there is a conference room where all the large decisions are made, and it’s called the nucleolus. The front door has security guards that let in only people who are allowed/supposed to be inside.

If it’s a hot day, and you remembered your bathing suit, If it’s a hot day, and you remembered your bathing suit, make sure you stop by the world’s largest wave pool. make sure you stop by the world’s largest wave pool. We take pride in bringing you our 60 foot waves, and our We take pride in bringing you our 60 foot waves, and our large yellow tubes to float around on. On the outside of large yellow tubes to float around on. On the outside of the wave pool area there is a large clear wall that is the the wave pool area there is a large clear wall that is the membrane for the wave pool. Without it the water membrane for the wave pool. Without it the water wouldn’t be able to stay inside of the pool area. It’s the wouldn’t be able to stay inside of the pool area. It’s the largest attraction in the park and when it rains, it collects largest attraction in the park and when it rains, it collects the water and then uses it for in the pool.the water and then uses it for in the pool.

You’re probably wondering where our wonderful staff members are trained. In our large building we call the Ribosome, is where we train our new members of our staff. Since they give our park features like kindness and politeness, which is our DNA, we produce them in our Ribosome building. If you’d like to apply for a job at Plant Cell Park, come on into our building and fill out a application.

*Plant Cell Park is an Equal Opportunity Employer*

Like you found out earlier, Plant Cell Park likes to have a good environment and to keep that true, we have huge solar panels to get energy for our park. Unless it’s an extremely cloudy day, we’re usually able to get enough energy to support our daily energy use.

!We have 5 of these areas in our park!

Our #1 Roller Coaster is the “Mitochondria.” The rollers on this ride is give back energy to the park because this ride uses gravity to go through the ride. Just like the mitochondria, which gives electrical charges to the cell, the ride gives back energy to the park.

Other parks are fighting for this design, but our price is too steep for them.

Our second best ride the called the Endoplasmic Reticulum. There are two parts to it. There is the smooth and rough sides. When you go through the cue line, you decided if you’d like it smooth or rough. The smooth is a nice ride, that gives you some very pretty views, and if you choose the rough, 9 time out of 10 you’ll throw up. The Endoplasmic Reticulum transports ribosome's, to other parts or the cell, and the Endoplasmic Reticulum ride transports you to another part of the park, the bathrooms. The smooth Endoplasmic Reticulum helps break down proteins, or in this case, take away any other stress that you have. We highly recommend both of these rides.

When you enter Plant Cell Park we take full responsibility in making your stay as painless and wonderful as possible. One way we do that is when you’re ready to leave we have a valet service that goes out and picks up your car, then brings it back for you. They’ll even drive you to the exit gate if you so wish to have that done. Like in the plant cell, the Golgi Bodies are responsible for packaging up the proteins and then taking them to the outside of the cell.