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because all the customers booked their tables one year in advance.

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And this year, we're hosting the Minister of Culture and his family.

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Hi Miss Fong, Miss Fong, we're waiting to interview...

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Ya that's why...

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Ricky, why...?

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I've had it!

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Sorry...

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Mr Chung, please don't cry.

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It's just a Reunion Dinner.

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I'm sorry = I really cannot!

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Ya... can you please stop crying?

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Miss Fong? We're waiting to interview...

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Excuse me.

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Okay. Okay I tell you what =

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I think I'll talk to my boss and see what I can do about it. Ya?

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Anyway, it's Chinese New Year =

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it's a time of celebration, prosperity and happiness!

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I'm sure he'll be in a good mood.

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Ya, I'll call you back. Bye!


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What is wrong with you?

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What?

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You don't understand simple English?

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What?

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You just have to follow my instructions

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and do what you're supposed to do! Simple enough?


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Listen! I can't work like this! Okay?

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I can't work like this! If it's going to be like this,

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I quit! Are you happy?

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Quit! Quit and go back to America!

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I'm from Belgium!

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I don't care, just go back to America! You're terminated!

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Why is Boss showing off his English today?

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He's got a television interview later.

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What is with the attitude?

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Why must you always talk to the staff like that?

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Let me quote my mentor, the famous French chef, Pierre Le Saux.

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He said to me once...

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I have no idea what that means.

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Actually, neither do l.

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This is Chinese New Year's Eve.

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How am I going to replace the two staff you've just fired?

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If you hired better people, I wouldn't have to fire them.

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Excuse me.

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Okay, okay. The people from the TV station are waiting to interview you =


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and it's going live on air!

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Good things come to those who wait.

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Okay then, let them wait.

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Pity your fans, though = I'm sure they were waiting to see their idol on television.

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Idol! Please...

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Okay then.


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Mindy, I'm busy right now. Find something to keep yourself busy.

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Your keys.

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You can have them back.

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I won't need them anymore, since I'm never coming back.

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Happy New Year.

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Same to you.

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Are you just going to let her go?

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She's always like that.

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Everytime she gets into one of her moods, she'll throw me her keys and leave home.

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But she'll be back by lunchtime to get her keys.

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Then she'll go home and sit in front of her computer until tomorrow morning.

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Are you on TV? Wow!

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Karen!

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Hi Daniel!

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You're looking prettier everyday!

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Why, thank you!

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This way.

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Let me take part in your filming = I'll bring home a Golden Horse Award.

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Yes, you hope... Golden Horse Award.


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They're looking to interview famous local chefs.

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They pleaded for so long, I finally felt sorry for them and gave in.

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You're a good man.

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Daniel's Royal lmperial Yee=Sang!

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I can tell it's exquisite just by looking at it.

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It contains eight=headed abalone from Australia!


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You will definitely prosper after eating it!

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Really? Thank you!

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And the special plum sauce (kat zup) on the side,

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it's specially made for you using eight different ingredients.

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Cockroach? (Gar zad?)

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Not cockroach, plum sauce.

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Er... okay, nevermind.

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I also prepared the Yee=Sang at an auspicious hour.

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8.08am! With so many auspicious numbers, you'll definitely prosper!

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All these 'eight's, great!

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88888...

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Oh... your bill also has a lot of eights.

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I guarantee you will prosper with my Yee=Sang!

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S$388.

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So expensive.

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Expensive? Come on! It's made with the finest ingredients.

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And which of these finest ingredients is the most expensive?

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Without a doubt, the eight=headed abalone from Australia.

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Eight=headed, one=headed = what's the difference?


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The one=headed abalone is soggy.

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The eight=headed abalone is delicious and chewy, it's just like eating chewing gum.

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In that case, why don't I just eat chewing gum instead?

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Try swallowing chewing gum.

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Oh.

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Actually, I brought along my own can of abalone.


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This is Golden Abalone from Malacca. It is also very chewy.

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Malacca produces abalone?

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Malacca can't produce abalone?

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S$288 then.

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It's still kind of expensive.

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Expensive?! Do you know how much work went into that special sauce?

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I used eight different ingredients to prepare it!

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Why don't I leave the special sauce here so your other customers can enjoy it.

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Then maybe it can be cheaper?

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Fine! If you want it to be cheaper,

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why don't I throw the fish back into the ocean so we can save the environment?

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You can do that?

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What do you think?

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Of course not! If you take away the fish, then all l have is salad!

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I can't just have salad during Chinese New Year, can l?

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In that case, why don't you tell me your budget?

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$88?

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$88?! The box alone costs $88!

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I know, which is why I brought my own box. See?


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I saved this box three years ago = I always knew it would come in handy!

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Fine, fine, $88 then! I give up!

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Change the abalone for her. Just take it and go!

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Hi Mr Koh, we're ready for your interview.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Just wait a while.


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Fei Fei, can you please hurry? I'm late for my bus! Thank you!

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Reunion Dinner is about being together, and celebrating with your family...

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Prosper!

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I was so worried you'd forget to buy it.

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Hurry up, the bus is leaving soon.

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How could I forget?

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When I wake up, I hear "did you buy my 4D?"

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When I eat, I hear "did you buy my 4D?"

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When I shit, I hear "did you buy my 4D?"

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I can't even sleep in peace without hearing "did you buy my 4D?"

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You wouldn't understand. I must keep this safe.

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You've been buying the same 4D number every Chinese New Year.

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And for the last twenty years, and you've never won. Not even once.

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If it's so easy to win, the Singapore Government wouldn't be in the lottery business.

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I don't understand you aunties.

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Knowing full well the odds of striking 4D, you still bet.

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Willlingly "donate" money to the government.

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We know we're donating money to the government, but we're buying a glimmer of hope.

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This glimmer of hope gives us a warm and fuzzy tingling in our hearts...


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You can 'strike' pink slips (warning letters), 'strike' summons, 'strike' rheumatism,

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Just never strike 4D.

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You've got a wicked tongue!

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I tell you, winning isn't everything in 4D.

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More importantly, the anticipation of winning can be a beautiful experience.

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Mother, right now the most beautiful experience for me -

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is you going to Kuala Lumpur by yourself and me going home to sleep. Okay?

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What do you think?

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I think, yes!

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Yes? Yes!

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Thank you, Mother! You're the sweetest mother ever!

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I'm going home! Bye! Bye!

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Give me a call when you reach Kuala Lumpur! Make sure you get on the right bus!

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Are you happy now?

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You can force me to go, but you don't own my heart.

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Oh please, it's only a Reunion Dinner, not the end of the world.

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Take a look at this photograph, maybe it'll change your attitude.

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Let me put this bag up, it's in the way.

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Hey!


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Pardon me, but this is my space. The space back there = that's yours.

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Happy Chinese New Year! Wish you all the best!

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Who's this?

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Don't you remember? You used to play with her when you were kids.

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She's your god=auntie's daughter.

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God=auntie, god=dammit. Why are you showing me her photograph?


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You and your wicked tongue!

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She's still single... and waiting for you.

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Are you trying to matchmake me?

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Yes.

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Mother! I can deal with my own personal life!

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I've left you alone to deal with your own personal life for the last 33 years

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and look what happened! You're still left on the shelf!

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Mother, fate is beyond my control.

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It's not that I don't want to get married, but the fact is, I can't find the right girl.

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There are 5 million people in Singapore.

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Assuming half of them are male, it still leaves you with 2.5 million women.

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How can you not find anyone?

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I just can't.

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And why not?

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You see, I don't want any women above the age of 34.

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Why?

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Because their 'engines' will break down sooner than mine.

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I also don't want any women below the age of 20.

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Because my 'engine' will break down sooner than theirs.


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As for the remaining women, half of them are already married.

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Of the half that's left, half of those are already attached.

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Of the half of the half that's left, half are probably lesbians.

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Take away the ugly ones and those who prefer to stay single, only a few are left.

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Out of these remaining few, what are my chances of bumping into them?

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So really, the problem isn't me.


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Fine = the problem isn't you, that's why it's become my problem!

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You have no market value in Singapore anymore,

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so I'm going to open a new market for you... in Malaysia!

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What are you eating?

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Motion sickness pills.

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Motion sickness pills.

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These are the motion sickness pills.

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Then what are these?

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How would I know? You're the one who ate them!

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Oh my goodness!

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These are my sleeping pills!

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Mother - I took three of those!

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Three?!

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I might as well be committing suicide!

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Good heavens! Three pills!

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Stop!

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What's wrong with the bus driver? Does he think he's driving a racecar?

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Ah Meng, wake up! Are you alright? Ah Meng, please wake up! Ah Meng!

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Ah Meng, what happened to you? Ah Meng! Ah Meng!


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Ah Meng, wake up! Are you alright? Ah Meng, please wake up! Ah Meng!

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Are you sure?

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I'm very sure. If you don't believe me, go and check.

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Ah Meng, are you alright? Ah Meng please wake up!

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Ah Meng! Ah Meng please wake up!

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Ah Meng, please wake up!


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Auntie!

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Yes?

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Can I see your ticket?

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Why?

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This girl has a ticket for your seat.

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No! This is my seat. My son booked the ticket for

me.


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Okay, then show me your ticket.

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Ticket? The ticket is with my son.

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Meng, the tickets! This man wants to see the bus tickets!

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Meng! Meng! Meng!

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Sorry, just now my son accidentally took three sleeping pills

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and now he can't wake up. I'm so worried, you know!

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Hey Auntie, that's very convenient. Your son took three sleeping pills...

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... yes...

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... now he can't wake up...

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... yes...

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... and you don't have the tickets.

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Yes!

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You think I'm bluffing?

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You can see for yourself my son can't wake up! I'm so worried, you know!

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Auntie did you hear that? The bus behind is honking already.

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Auntie, you're delaying everyone on the bus. We need to leave already, okay?

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Happy New Year! Why don't you take your well-wishes and...

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Hey, we're all rushing to go back home for Chinese New Year!

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Why don't you just give the girl your seat?


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255

00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,513

Are you trying to get a free ride? Get off the bus! Take your bag and get off!

256

00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,476

Stop taking my things! Stop pulling my bag, you...

257

00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:01,671

Hey!

258

00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,153

What're you carrying in your bag? Are you trying to kill somebody?

259

00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,070

Abalone!

260

00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:08,872

Brother, I'm really sorry.


42/226

261

00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,752

Sir, do you want to call the police?

262

00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,750

Please, please, don't do that.

263

00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,630

Okay, I'll settle it, I'll settle it.

264

00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:23,109

You go back and drive your bus, I'll settle it. Sorry.

265

00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,030

What's the matter with her?

266

00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:24,791

Are you sure?

267


43/226

00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,638

Yes, I'm sure. Please sit down.

268

00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,594

Did you check the change from the cab driver?

269

00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,317

Of course.

270

00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:46,317

Boon!

271

00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:46,753

Dad.

272

00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,632

Jamie! You made it!

273

00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,395


44/226

You must be tired.

274

00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,191

It's okay, we're fine.

275

00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,554

Come on in.

276

00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,193

Boon, you're back!

277

00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:54,911

Mom.

278

00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,473

My darling!

279

00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,630

How did you get here so fast? I was hoping to finish mopping before you arrived!


45/226

280

00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,432

It's only a 45=minute flight from Singapore to Kuala Lumpur.

281

00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,596

And why are you cleaning the house by yourself? Why didn't you let the maid do it?

282

00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,392

Where's Maria? Maria!

283

00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:11,190

Your mom fired Maria last week.

284

00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:15,199

Hey, she stole my money. I caught her red-handed.

285

00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,673

You shouldn't talk like that.


46/226

286

00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:22,870

For your information, you gave her the money to buy a sack of rice when we ran out!

287

00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,516

See! Always taking the maid's side, not mine! You've got the story all wrong!

288

00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,872

Your father is always like this. You don't even know your own mistakes.

289

00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,155

I'm not talking to you anymore. Always like this.

290

00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,357

Your mom is getting worse as she gets older.

291

00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,678

Crazy woman!

292


47/226

00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,317

Hey!

293

00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,271

Are you calling me a crazy woman again?

294

00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,353

Go sit down. I'll get something to drink.

295

00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,151

Thanks, Dad.

296

00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,030

Thank you, Dad.

297

00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,877

Wow, your house is so nicely decorated.

298

00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,356


48/226

Oh my goodness!

299

00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,069

Boon! I can't believe they put our wedding photograph in the living room!

300

00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,435

I tried to tell them but the old folks like it this way.

301

00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,629

Consider yourself lucky.

302

00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:01,639

My mom was thinking of commissioning a pair of statues for the main gate.

303

00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,758

Anyway, isn't it nice? I'll bring our luggage upstairs.

304

00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,836

Why are you bringing the luggage up? I thought we already made the arrangements...


49/226

305

00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:12,679

Jamie, did you bring brighter clothes?

306

00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:17,715

You should wear more auspicious colours at a Reunion Dinner - not like that!

307

00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,471

You understand? It's not auspicious.

308

00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,675

Reunion Dinner?

309

00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,233

You didn't tell them?

310

00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,315

We could stay for the start of the Reunion Dinner, then leave for the airport.


50/226

311

00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,754

Boon! The flight to Bali is at ten!

312

00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,791

We have to be at the airport at least two hours before that!

313

00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,234

In Malaysia, you don't have to reach the airport two hours before the flight leaves.

314

00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,879

Dinner starts at seven. We can stay for an hour till eight.

315

00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,758

We'll reach the airport by nine. That still gives us one hour to check in.

316

00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,558

And how do you plan to tell them during dinner?

317


51/226

00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,995

Just stand up and say "Happy Chinese New Year, everyone.

318

00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,878

So sorry, but we're leaving now! Bye bye!"

319

00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,230

Look, there's still time to break the news to them.

320

00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,039

You know what my parents are like.

321

00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,553

Yes, I know.

322

00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,953

Dear, the Bali trip is a free holiday we won in a lucky draw.

323

00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,429


52/226

We can go to Bali anytime. Bali's not going anywhere.

324

00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,509

But Chinese New Year only happens once a year.

325

00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:06,753

Exactly! With all the madness of the New Year, this is the best time to go on holiday!

326

00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:11,159

The Reunion Dinner is a family tradition here.

327

00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,953

I know it's different with your family,

328

00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,157

but in the past thirty years,

329

00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,038

I've never missed a Reunion Dinner with my family.


53/226

330

00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,397

I'm going to take a shower and go down.

331

00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,477

How many of these are they planning to put up?

332

00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,154

You don't think it's nice?

333

00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,109

Yes Minister, yes.

334

00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:40,150

My restaurant manager already told me about you and your family's dinner tonight.

335

00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,599

I'll make sure your dinner is fantabulous.


54/226

336

00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,158

I don't make this Pumpkin Watercress Pork Rib soup anymore.

337

00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,433

But I've created a new dish for you,

338

00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:03,873

which I learnt in France, called Coquille St. Jacques Savoie.

339

00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,594

Yes Minister. No, no, I am not shouting at you.

340

00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,358

Really, I'm not shouting at you.

341

00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,151

Can you give me five minutes? I'll call you back.

342


55/226

00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,718

Thank you, thank you so much.

343

00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,832

What's going on?

344

00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:31,597

Where's everyone?

345

00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,438

Where are all the staff?

346

00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,879

They went home. To celebrate Chinese New Year.

347

00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,793

Went home? They quit?

348

00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:42,275


56/226

They rather quit first than be fired by you.

349

00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,196

Actually...

350

00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:47,035

Nobody quits on me unless I fire them first! How dare they!

351

00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,670

Not that one! It's crystal! Very expensive!

352

00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,714

Why didn't you stop them?

353

00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,191

They had knives in their hands! I wasn't about to stand between them and the door!

354

00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,356

I have fifty people coming for dinner later!


57/226

355

00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,431

I just got off the phone with the Minister of Culture!

356

00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,832

I even promised him that I'll prepare the Coquille St. Jacques Savoie!

357

00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,872

How can all this be ready in ten hours' time?

358

00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,674

You have to solve my problem.

359

00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,596

Me?

360

00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,118

Miss, I hired you as the Restaurant Manager


58/226

361

00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:19,114

to help me solve my problems, not sit around and do nothing!

362

00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,434

How do you expect me solve this problem?

363

00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,509

Do I have to teach you everything? Hire some more people!

364

00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,597

This is Chinese New Year's Eve! Where on earth am I supposed find people today?

365

00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,832

Your problem isn't my problem.

366

00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,154

My problem is your problem.

367


59/226

00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,197

So now = please solve this problem for me.

368

00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,949

If you have to, ask your grandmother, granduncle, your aunties =

369

00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:39,517

I don't care =as long as someone is here helping me when I get back!

370

00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:40,989

Good grief!

371

00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:10,640

Ah Meng! Meng! Meng! Wake up!

372

00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,598

I'm not crazy, okay? My son swallowed three sleeping pills just now

373

00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,950


60/226

and I can't wake him up. Ah Meng! Wake up!

374

00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,429

Why did he take so many sleeping pills? What's he so unhappy about?

375

00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:23,075

No, no, no = he's very happy. I only asked him to go KL with me for Reunion Dinner.

376

00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,315

He took the sleeping pills by accident.

377

00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,596

Ah Meng! Wake up! You're scaring me! Ah Meng!

378

00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,593

To not want to eat Reunion Dinner... crazy (fengle).

379

00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:35,950

Crazy (feng)... Medicated oil (feng you)! That's right!


61/226

380

00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,118

Excuse me, may I know where feng you (medicated oil) is?

381

00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,030

Feng Yew?

382

00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,669

He's on leave today.

383

00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:50,750

On leave?

384

00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:51,477

Yes.

385

00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,710

No, no...


62/226

386

00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,353

Medicated oil.

387

00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,312

Oh, okay = it's over there.

388

00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:58,876

Thank you, thank you.

389

00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,308

Hey, Brother!

390

00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,874

Hey, Brother!

391

00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,714

Sorry, this is sold out.

392


63/226

00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,434

Do you think I can have this bottle?

393

00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,790

Sorry Auntie, I need this for my passenger.

394

00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,955

I need this for my son.

395

00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,991

My passenger has food poisoning, you know...

396

00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,599

not feeling well... throwing up.

397

00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,518

But at least your passenger can throw up.

398

00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,033


64/226

My son took the wrong medicine.

399

00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,355

Up here's blocked, up here's also blocked, up here cannot open.

400

00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,794

I think my passenger's worse.

401

00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,349

My passenger has food poisoning, throwing up...

402

00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,273

Iater he might throw down there = you know, diarrhoea.

403

00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,919

But my son is dying!

404

00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,276

Diarrhoea and dying, which is worse?


65/226

405

00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,759

Please, please, please.

406

00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:52,671

Diarrhoea.

407

00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,078

Huh?

408

00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:53,831

Dying.

409

00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:54,952

Okay, thank you.

410

00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,678

Wait! But you can also die from diarrhoea!


66/226

411

00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,076

Auntie, why are you two being so difficult?

412

00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,912

One bottle = cannot finish, right?

413

00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,919

Why don't you two share?

414

00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,394

Please excuse me!

415

00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,279

Yes, yes = share =

416

00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,157

I tell you what, you let me use first.

417


67/226

00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,395

Because your son is dying?

418

00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:09,833

Correct.

419

00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,355

So... you pay first, I go first.

420

00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,357

Okay. Hey, no... bye!

421

00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,470

I go and pay?

422

00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,559

No way!

423

00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,597


68/226

She really went to Kuala Lumpur to look for her mother.

424

00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,953

This is Mindy. Leave a message. Or don't = it's up to you.

425

00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,870

Mindy, if you insist on not picking up your phone,

426

00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,918

I'm going to cancel your phone line.

427

00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,593

Don't think I'm playing around.

428

00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,470

What are you looking at? This is funny to you?

429

00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,076

Just cook whatever's available.


69/226

430

00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,036

Okay, okay.

431

00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,113

You asked me to call my aunty, uncle, granduncle...

432

00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,429

So here they are!

433

00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,549

Come, come -

434

00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,557

Are you trying to drink the rice wine?

435

00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,756

That's for cooking! Take the red wine!


70/226

436

00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,471

Hey! Don't make a mess!

437

00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,959

Here's the abalone... Wine is for drinking...

438

00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:10,711

Anything else?

439

00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,271

Mindy, if you insist on not picking up your phone,

440

00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,432

I'm going to cancel your phone line.

441

00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,033

Don't think I'm playing around.

442


71/226

00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,313

Ah Meng, Mother's coming!

443

00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,432

Ah Meng, hold on, Mother's here!

444

00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,953

Ah Meng, please wake up... hold on, hold on...

445

00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,994

Ah Meng, Ah Meng, Ah Meng, please don't scare me.

446

00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,434

Ah Meng, please wake up.

447

00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,358

Ah Meng, please wake up, please don't scare me.

448

00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,430


72/226

Ah Meng, please wake up.

449

00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,836

Ah Meng, please wake up, Ah Meng.

450

00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,037

Please wake up, please wake up!

451

00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,195

Miss, can you stop crying?

452

00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,992

I'm desperately trying to revive my son...

453

00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,680

... and here you are crying your heart out! When you look at the big picture...

454

00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,199

... very bad!


73/226

455

00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,391

Ah Meng! = Do you need any help?

456

00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,755

You can tell me, it's okay.

457

00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,319

I can try to help.

458

00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,310

Will you wake up?

459

00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,509

What's the matter?

460

00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,875

Ow! Ow! I'm on fire!


74/226

461

00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,993

Good! You're finally awake!

462

00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,355

Pain! Pain! I'm on fire! You're awake!

463

00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,072

I'm on fire! You're awake!

464

00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,958

Wait = the bus is moving... the medicated oil!

465

00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:25,639

Hey! What's going on here? Stop the bus!

466

00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,876

Sorry, Brother! Hey, stop the bus!

467


75/226

00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,597

Crazy woman! Get lost!

468

00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:43,033

Malaysia is so big... what are the chances of running into him again?

469

00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:47,155

Anyway, I didn't do it on purpose. Too bad!

470

00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,317

How?

471

00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,191

What do mean, how? I'm in pain!

472

00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,712

Are you crazy, Mother?

473

00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,831


76/226

I'm sorry. You wouldn't wake up, I was scared out of my wits...

474

00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,639

Okay, okay. Let's find some water...

475

00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:08,556

Enough looking already! Your uncles want to meet you.

476

00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,675

Come.

477

00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,070

My Mom wants you to meet my uncles.

478

00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,995

This is my new daughter=in=law.

479

00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,829

She's an optician in Singapore. One of the best.


77/226

480

00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,075

Hello, Uncle.

481

00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,836

That's not my uncle; he's actually my granduncle.

482

00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,431

These are my uncles... Second Uncle and Third Uncle.

483

00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,515

My granduncle married late in life.

484

00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,871

Athens, Harbin, quickly call your niece=in=law.

485

00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,878

Hello, Niece-in-Law.


78/226

486

00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,276

Hello, Uncle Athens... Harbin.

487

00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,474

We conceived them in those places.

488

00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,319

That's why we named them after the cities.

489

00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,392

I always tell him, luckily we didn't make them in Bali.

490

00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,996

You know, my husband's surname is Peng, then they would be...

491

00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,838

Bali Peng (lce barley).

492


79/226

00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,116

Okay, okay.

493

00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,078

Come and help me in the kitchen. Otherwise we'll have nothing to eat tonight.

494

00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,950

The noodles represent longevity.

495

00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,471

Fish represents abundance.

496

00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,029

Fat choy (black moss) represents prosperity.

497

00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,754

Green vegetables represent everlasting youth.

498

00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,592


80/226

Prawns represent happiness and good fortune.

499

00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:22,355

Okay, now I have to make my family's secret sauce.

500

00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,273

I always do this before anyone comes.

501

00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:30,833

I'm afraid they may steal my secret recipe, especially that nosy god=auntie of yours.

502

00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,038

Enough about her. You peel the prawns.

503

00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,468

Like, all of them?

504

00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,519

Were you planning to just peel one?


81/226

505

00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,430

You start on the prawns, I'll go and make my secret sauce.

506

00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,350

Okay.

507

00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,796

I must have done wrong in a past life to be reincarnated as your son in this one.

508

00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:07,556

Your rosy face = it's very appropriate for Chinese New Year!

509

00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,631

Hey, are you still upset?

510

00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,152

It must have something to do with a guy.


82/226

511

00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,557

Just one glance, and I can tell.

512

00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,393

Let me tell you = relationships are Trouble.

513

00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,838

My mother, she wants me to get married = bring Trouble into the family.

514

00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,749

She'll have me throw a banquet, invite our relatives, then announce to them:

515

00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,630

"Look at me! I brought Trouble home! Congratulate me! Wish me well!"

516

00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,031

Marriage can be blissful, okay?

517


83/226

00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,072

Look at his crooked teeth = distorting everything coming out of his mouth.

518

00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,275

Don't pay any attention to him.

519

00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,228

So tell me, did he make you happy?

520

00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,279

Yes, he made me very happy.

521

00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,108

Did you hear that? He made her very happy! VERY happy!

522

00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,196

They give each other a lot of space, of course they're happy.

523

00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,513


84/226

No, actually we see each other everyday.

524

00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,038

That's how it starts.

525

00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,350

Nothing nice ever comes out of your mouth.

526

00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,796

Ignore him! I think it's really sweet.

527

00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,950

He must care for you a lot.

528

00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,274

Yes. He's very caring, and he really pampers me.

529

00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,309

So, how old is he?


85/226

530

00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,952

Forty=five.

531

00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,429

Wait a minute, how old are you?

532

00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:30,995

I'm eighteen.

533

00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,313

Old cow eating tender grass!

534

00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,872

It's not funny, okay?

535

00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,116

Of all the phrases you can use, must you use that one?


86/226

536

00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,351

A fresh daisy perched upon a pile of cow dung.

537

00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,669

At least that's different.

538

00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,674

I was talking about my father.

539

00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:45,876

She's talking about her father!

540

00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,793

How would I know? Can you please be clearer next time?

541

00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,673

You said you could tell at a glance.

542


87/226

00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,877

I thought you already knew about my problem with my father.

543

00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,750

So what's going on with you and your father?

544

00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,479

Every year, I want to sit down and have Reunion Dinner with him.

545

00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,758

But he's too busy to spend time with me.

546

00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,234

So since he has no time for me,

547

00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,515

I'll go to Kuala Lumpur and have dinner with my mother instead.

548

00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,754


88/226

My eyesight's going from bad to worse.

549

00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,508

I used to be able to see everything clearly,

550

00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,637

nowadays I have trouble even reading the newspaper.

551

00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:31,799

Okay, now I'll read out the amounts, and you fill up the red packets.

552

00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,869

There're special amounts?

553

00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,957

I thought all the red packets came fixed at eight ringgit standard.

554

00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:42,150

Since you were young, I kept a record of how much our relatives gave you.


89/226

555

00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,392

So now we can give them back the same amount.

556

00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,111

Huh?

557

00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,278

Huh yourself. You could call it a family tradition.

558

00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,875

Now you're married, you should be aware of this.

559

00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,433

That's why I say, you and Jamie should have a baby soon,

560

00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,989

so you can start collecting on all the red packets I've given out.


90/226

561

00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:00,517

Hey!

562

00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,230

Are you done with the prawns?

563

00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,396

How's this?

564

00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:18,114

Oh my = from big prawns to little shrimp.

565

00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,794

Don't you have steamboat in Singapore?

566

00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,709

My family's different.

567


91/226

00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,119

We usually go away on holiday during Chinese New Year.

568

00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,272

What's more, most of my family live overseas now.

569

00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,909

So we'll just wait for a time when everyone's back in Singapore,

570

00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,077

then we have dinner together. Doesn't have to be Chinese New Year's Eve.

571

00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,038

It's true = you can have dinner with your family any day of the year,

572

00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,037

but with Chinese New Year's Eve...

573

00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,393


92/226

Just think = you can give presents any time during the year,

574

00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,594

but when you do it at Christmas time, it takes on a special meaning.

575

00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,872

I wonder if my prawn seller is still at the market.

576

00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,233

I'm going to make a phone call. You continue with the prawns.

577

00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:01,997

Okay.

578

00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,353

Be careful = I just mopped the kitchen, so the floor is very slippery.

579

00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:07,873

Okay.


93/226

580

00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:09,357

Be careful.

581

00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:09,918

Okay.

582

00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,108

Can I help you cook?

583

00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,358

I think it's okay.

584

00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,429

Third Auntie's daughter = one packet, eight ringgit.

585

00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,031

Okay.


94/226

586

00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,995

Auntie Wen's children = three packets, one ringgit each.

587

00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,757

One ringgit? Who on earth gives one ringgit in this day and age?

588

00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,595

Your Auntie Wen, that's who!

589

00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:44,514

When you were born thirty years ago, she gave you one ringgit.

590

00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,593

Thirty years later = still one=ringgit.

591

00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,111

So that's that.

592


95/226

00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,629

Okay.

593

00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,720

Why do you keep looking at your watch? You have something urgent to go to?

594

00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,952

No, it's a new watch. I just like the design.

595

00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:01,637

Really?

596

00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,915

Boon, where's Mom?

597

00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:06,993

She should be upstairs.

598

00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:08,716


96/226

Never mind.

599

00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,956

Let me tell you = my mother and granduncles are all great chefs!

600

00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,879

They learnt their culinary skills from my grandfather.

601

00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:33,029

My grandfather was a renowned chef in Hong Kong.

602

00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,953

Did your grandfather study in France?

603

00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,357

Does he know how to prepare Coquille St. Jacques Savoie?

604

00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,119

Fine, fine = you're the best!


97/226

605

00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,115

Hey, have you called her?

606

00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:44,797

Who?

607

00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,393

Your daughter.

608

00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,394

What for? I don't know what she's up to.

609

00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,991

Since she was a kid, I gave her everything she wanted.

610

00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,429

What did I get in return? She repays me by giving me attitude!


98/226

611

00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,758

See who's at the door.

612

00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,354

I'm warning you, don't fight with them.

613

00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,914

If they leave, there'll be nothing I can do to save you.

614

00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,115

I know.

615

00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,993

Dad, there's something I need to tell you and Mom.

616

00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:26,836

What is it?

617


99/226

00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:27,553

I...

618

00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,472

I hope it's good news.

619

00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,995

Thanks to my old age, now I have to take medication for high blood pressure.

620

00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:40,593

And the doctor says not to stress myself out unnecessarily.

621

00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,430

So what is it?

622

00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,310

Uncle, what are you doing?

623

00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,198


100/226

I only like the chocolate.

624

00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,795

What happened?

625

00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,393

What happened?!

626

00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:07,989

What's going on?

627

00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:16,117

Oh no! My family's secret sauce!

628

00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,630

Hello Fei Fei!

629

00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,875

Hello, DK.


101/226

630

00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,116

Is Chef Daniel around?

631

00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,712

Yes, but he's a bit busy right now.

632

00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,949

Uncle, this is a kitchen, not a foot reflexology centre.

633

00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,789

I know, but the chicken tastes better like this.

634

00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:54,629

Brother, you can hit a little harder. The egg's not going to scream in pain.

635

00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,193

Okay.


102/226

636

00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,791

Hey, Fatso!

637

00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,789

The way you're slicing is completely wrong.

638

00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,276

Hey, this slicing method was learnt in Switzerland... from Chef Christophe.

639

00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,635

Well, my slicing method was learnt from a famous French chef -

640

00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,438

Charles de Gaulle!

641

00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,636

Charles de Gaulle?

642


103/226

00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,431

Yes!

643

00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,278

He's the President of France!

644

00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,868

Exactly! He taught me how to slice food, then he went off and became the President of France!

645

00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,637

Huh?

646

00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,435

Excuse me!

647

00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,517

Uncle, did you wash your hands?

648

00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,749


104/226

Yes I did.

649

00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:32,949

Where did you wash them?

650

00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:33,677

Over there.

651

00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,676

Over here?

652

00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,553

Change the pot!

653

00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,118

You're very troublesome...

654

00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,117

Auntie, hold on... hold on... hold on.


105/226

655

00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,589

What are you cooking?

656

00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,676

Pork broth.

657

00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,716

You're cooking pork broth?

658

00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,118

Yes.

659

00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,875

You have to wait till the water is boiling before putting the pork in.

660

00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,356

Boy, the broth will be tastier if you put the pork in first.


106/226

661

00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,718

Auntie, my recipe is recognised by famous chefs from Germany and France.

662

00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,348

Do you know how to prepare Coquille St.Jacques Savoie?

663

00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,629

I don't know what you're on about,

664

00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,678

but my pork broth is Hougang's Number One, and Sengkang's Best Bar None!

665

00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,308

You don't just finish the broth, you'll eat the bowl it comes in!

666

00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,631

According to the famous French chef = James Troussier,

667


107/226

00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:15,351

the meat goes in last in order to retain its original taste.

668

00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,195

According to the famous Singapore chef = My Mother,

669

00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,232

the meat goes in first, then the soup tastes better.

670

00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,871

Look, let me tell you what the renowned French chef, Thierry Henry =

671

00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,672

Thierry Henry? Did you say Thierry Henry?

672

00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,717

He's a footballer! You take me for a fool?

673

00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,998


108/226

I also bet in soccer. Henry plays for Barcelona, don't think I don't know.

674

00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,668

You're killing me, all you people!

675

00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,074

It's pointless trying to make you understand!

676

00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,030

This is my kitchen and you will listen to me!

677

00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,078

You don't just come in here and do whatever you feel like doing.

678

00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,629

If you want to stay and cook, you follow my instructions!

679

00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,716

Whatever I tell you, you just do it!


109/226

680

00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,398

If you come in and simply cook the way you like,

681

00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,397

how do you expect my customers to enjoy my food?

682

00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,631

If you don't want to cook here anymore, then get out!

683

00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:55,998

What?

684

00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,709

Get out! Go! Let's go!

685

00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,558

I'm fed up! Crazy!


110/226

686

00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,152

Just go! He's nuts! Let's go!

687

00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,437

I'm only doing this for you! We're trying to help!

688

00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,512

Hey! Henry plays for America now, okay? Not Barcelona!

689

00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,318

Get with it!

690

00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,593

Let's go! He's so unreasonable...

691

00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,314

Granduncle, Mother, what happened?

692


111/226

00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:31,794

Your boss is arrogant and rude. And completely disrespectful.

693

00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,914

He's like that. Please, Mother...

694

00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:41,195

Fei Fei, you're my daughter. And I really want to help you. But they...

695

00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,920

That's enough! Let's go!

696

00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,910

Fei, I think you should quit too.

697

00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,276

Mother...

698

00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,909


112/226

I understand.

699

00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,597

What are you waiting for? Let's go!

700

00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,790

I have to go.

701

00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:24,076

Actually, you can be my mother's daughter and l can be your father's son.

702

00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,879

Your father doesn't have time for Reunion Dinner, neither do l.

703

00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:32,239

You love Reunion Dinner, my mother lives for Reunion Dinners.

704

00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,273

The two of you can get together and have one big fat Reunion Dinner.


113/226

705

00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,151

Pain.

706

00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,230

You want to feel pain?

707

00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,076

Pain.

708

00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,674

What's that card are you looking at?

709

00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:54,389

My mother sent it to me on my last birthday, it has her address on it.

710

00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,758

I hope she'll be home when I get there.


114/226

711

00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,191

Do you know what time we'll reach KL?

712

00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,958

Around 4pm,

713

00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:08,390

unless, of course, something happens to the bus or the driver.

714

00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,152

You have a really jinxed mouth! Pity you can't use it to help me strike 4D!

715

00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,237

See = the bus is slowing down!

716

00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,517

See?

717


115/226

00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,110

This is bad.

718

00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,309

What happened?

719

00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,276

Any doctor on the bus? Doctor?

720

00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,596

Excuse me. What happened?

721

00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,430

The bus driver cannot drive anymore.

722

00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,639

He's feeling dizzy, going round like that, because of the bump on his head just now.

723

00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,279


116/226

No thanks to you, lady! Good gracious!

724

00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,399

No driver. How?

725

00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,478

Let's take him out, take him out.

726

00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,319

Your mother... and granduncles! Useless cooks, all!

727

00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,908

Even if they could cook, their dishes are so unrefined!

728

00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,272

And you say they're experienced? They can't even take criticism!

729

00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,710

I have certain standards to maintain, that's why l criticise them.


117/226

730

00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,630

Why are you still standing here? Go and look for help now!

731

00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,598

Since you're so amazing, go and look for help yourself! I quit!

732

00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,270

Hey!

733

00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:34,637

Hey!

734

00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,236

Hey!

735

00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,074

Fed up!


118/226

736

00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,229

Dad, what are you doing?

737

00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,911

Isn't it obvious? I'm mopping the floor.

738

00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,071

Didn't mother already mop this morning?

739

00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,199

Yes, but the kitchen got messed up!

740

00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,271

Why are you mopping the living room when the kitchen got messed up?

741

00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:58,629

I cleaned up the kitchen already, but you know this is New Year's Eve.

742


119/226

00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,637

I'm still not following you.

743

00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,195

Spring cleaning means cleaning the entire house.

744

00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,198

Since we cleaned the kitchen, we need to clean the rest of the house too,

745

00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,916

so that the dirt and bad luck doesn't spread.

746

00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,231

It's our tradition. Remember!

747

00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,239

Hey! Hey! What're you doing?

748

00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,355


120/226

I can do this faster.

749

00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,595

You never lifted a finger to clean your own room in thirty years,

750

00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,389

and suddenly you want to mop the house? Fine, be my guest!

751

00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,190

You call this mopping?

752

00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,912

Who mops like this?

753

00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,711

Mindy, I know you're in Malaysia.

754

00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,834

Don't expect me to keep calling you. I'm telling you to return my calls,


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755

00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,757

if you still consider me your father.

756

00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,230

Otherwise, I will not only cancel your phone line,

757

00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,357

I will also stop giving you pocket money!

758

00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,919

Enough!

759

00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,668

You're so annoying!

760

00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,116

The bus has broken down, the weather's killing me,


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761

00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,559

and you're fiddling with that bloody guitar!

762

00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,029

If you're so amazing, get some air=conditioning going and solve the problem with the bus!

763

00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,434

Seems you like to annoy your mother.

764

00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,993

Revenge!

765

00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,714

This is revenge for thirty years of torture as her son!

766

00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,592

You know, your mother really cares about you,

767


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00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,637

that's why she's taking you to KL to matchmake you.

768

00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,988

Here.

769

00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:44,156

You're so slow, you won't have time to prepare for the Reunion Dinner.

770

00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,589

And if we can't have Reunion Dinner on time, we'll have to...

771

00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,159

What?

772

00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,995

They're here! I think it's your God=auntie.

773

00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,196


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There you are.

774

00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,510

I was worried about traffic, so I left home earlier.

775

00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:56,157

Where's your daughter?

776

00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,190

Here. Uncle.

777

00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,275

Why are they here so early?

778

00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,115

This is a special year. Her twin daughters are back from the States.

779

00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,111

What's so special about that? Just two more mouths to feed.


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780

00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,629

You remember Auntie Karen's son, Ah Meng?

781

00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,031

We've decided to introduce one of her daughters to him!

782

00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,752

Good luck to Ah Meng. Thank goodness I'm already married.

783

00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,951

Watch your mouth!

784

00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,075

Hey, so how now?

785

00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,758

Do you want the good news or bad news?


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786

00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,076

Good news first.

787

00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,798

The driver has already called the company,

788

00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,315

and they're going to send a replacement driver immediately.

789

00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,073

That's great! Thank you!

790

00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,470

The bad news is, there's a huge jam on the highway.

791

00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,478

It will take the driver at least one to two hours to get here.

792


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00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,234

Then, how are we going to get back in time for Reunion Dinner?

793

00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,799

I also don't know.

794

00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,469

Ah Meng, Ah Meng, Ah Meng...come here...

795

00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,589

What is it now?

796

00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,678

We're in trouble! This is what we're up against =

797

00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,037

There will be a replacement driver coming in two hours' time.

798

00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,953


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But by that time, my raw fish will become salted fish!

799

00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,030

So, we must think of a solution.

800

00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,030

What do you expect me to do?

801

00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,879

Help me find a way out! We have to leave this place!

802

00:42:57,240 --> 00:43:02,394

Mother! We couldn't be stranded in a more remote place! What can I possibly do?

803

00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,474

Ah Meng, I raised you for over thirty years.

804

00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,149

Now that I'm counting on you, couldn't you at least show me what you're made of?


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805

00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,356

Don't let me think you've been a J. L. B.

806

00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,437

J. L. B.?

807

00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,669

Jiak Liao Bi! (Waste of rice!)

808

00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,394

Waste of rice, huh?

809

00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:20,752

Show me what you are made of!

810

00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,313

I'll show you!


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811

00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,994

Taxi! Taxi! Come out now! My mother needs you!

812

00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:33,876

How was that?

813

00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,596

Funny, very funny.

814

00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:37,391

Hey! Taxi!

815

00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,478

Taxi! Taxi!

816

00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,918

Look at that!

817


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00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,675

Your jinxed mouth really worked its magic this time round!

818

00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,109

Let's go! Let's go!

819

00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,353

Taxi, taxi, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur!

820

00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,479

Even striking lottery cannot be so accurate.

821

00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,669

Striking lottery? What do you mean?

822

00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,434

The driver has a grudge against me, he's not going to take me as his passenger.

823

00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,919


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Grudge? What grudge?

824

00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,196

All because of the medicated oil!

825

00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,992

He has a grudge against you because of medicated oil?

826

00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,640

It's a long story.

827

00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,994

We should face up to our mistakes. Don't you agree?

828

00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:47,077

Kuala Lumpur! Sixty ringgit! Seventy ringgit! Eighty ringgit! Wait!!!

829

00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,398

You got it sir! Come!


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830

00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,835

Please, please.

831

00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:08,958

Hi, Brother!

832

00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,035

What is she doing here?!

833

00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,515

My mother.

834

00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,598

Hey, the oil... my son gave you already.

835

00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:15,597

I'm not going to take her. You know why?


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836

00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:16,630

Because you're a cheat!

837

00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,434

I don't like cheats. Please get out!

838

00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,356

Ah Meng, go and get our things! Quick!

839

00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,233

I said get out!

840

00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,115

Lady, I'm going to give you until three. If not I'm going to drag you out.

841

00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,150

Please, this Yee Sang must reach Kuala Lumpur.

842


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00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,156

I don't care!

843

00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,474

Please don't do that!

844

00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:30,958

One.

845

00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:31,632

Please!

846

00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:32,153

Two.

847

00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,077

Please!

848

00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,959


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Two and a half. Because you remind me a little bit of my mother.

849

00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,553

Please don't do that.

850

00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:38,277

Three!

851

00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,480

Please don't.

852

00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:49,550

Please Auntie, go! Please don't do that.

853

00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:54,351

Mother!

854

00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,192

What? WHAT?!


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855

00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,431

I don't know! I don't know! I DON'T KNOW!

856

00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,669

Mother, are you okay?

857

00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,235

Wait! Don't go anywhere!

858

00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,989

I'm just faking a heart attack! Nothing is going to make me leave this taxi!

859

00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,749

Mother... wrong side.

860

00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,355

What's he doing?


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861

00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,756

Excuse me Madam, are you okay? Are you okay?

862

00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,517

Not okay!

863

00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:23,353

I am a trained paramedic. I am here to assist you.

864

00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,155

I will be touching you... but in no way will it be sexual.

865

00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,754

Okay! This is a heart attack patient! Everybody...

866

00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:33,831

... clear!

867


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00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,191

Three, two, one!

868

00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:43,232

Still not okay! Still not okay! Not okay!

869

00:46:43,4

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