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    An Emasculating Truth

    A Short Presentation on the End

    of Mankind as We Know It

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    We face a crisis of epic proportions

    A real problem like:

    Swine Flu Obesity

    Global warming

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    THE LOSS OF

    OUR MANHOOD

    A global crisis that threatens the

    foundation of civilization

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    Testosterone is declining in American men at the

    alarming rate of 1% a year.

    SOURCE: Travison, TG, AB Araujo, AB ODonnell, V Kupelian, JB McKinlay. 2007.

    A population-level decline in serum testosterone levels in American men, Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism

    Testosterone levels dropped 1.2% per year, or about 17% overall between 1987 and 2004*

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    1987 2004

    Down 17%!

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    1%? That doesnt sound alarming?

    Oh, really? Do the math.

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    Your son will be half the man

    your father was*

    *The above is not technically true, but you know who you are

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    *projected, images simulated

    And his grandson will probably

    be a girl

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    80% of recently laid off are men.*

    60% of grad school enrollees are women.**

    Is it time to panic? YES.

    *SOURCE: Andrew Sum, Ishwar Khatiwada, Joseph McLaughlin with Shaun OBrien and Sheila Palma, The Impacts of the 2007-2009 National Recession on Male

    Employment in the U.S. through March 2009 : The Massive Concentrations of Job Losses Among Males Especially Black Men and Blue Collar Workers, Center for Labor

    Market Studies, Northeastern University, Boston, May 2009.

    **SOURCE: Nathan E. Bell, Graduate Enrollment and Degrees: 1998 to 2008, by the Council of Graduate Schools (CGS) and the Graduate Record Examinations Board.

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    13% of men 25-34 still live at home (compared to only

    8% of women)*

    40% of men would consider having cosmetic surgery**

    And were doing it to ourselves!

    *SOURCE: Herbert Kline, A Population History of the United States ( New York: Cambridge University Press, 2004", chap. 8; "Trends," American Demographics 25, no. 9(November 2003): 24-29; Judith Stacey, Brave New Families: Stories of Domestic Upheaval in the Late-Twentieth-Century America ( New York: Basic Books, 1990), 9-15;Ronald Levant, "The Crisis of Connection Between Men and Women," Journal of Men's Studies 5(August 1999): 3-4; "A Good Man Is Hard to Find; They're All in Mom's

    Basement Playing Videogames," Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 3 November 2003

    **SOURCE: Anna Magee, Rise of t he Man Jab! LIFEstyle, Daily Mail (London), December 22, 2008, IRE Edition

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    Mens hair product is flying off

    the shelves like never before.

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    In short,

    manhood is in peril.

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    WHY???

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    1. Fashion2. Technology

    3. Food

    Modern culture is killing the

    modern man!

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    Fashion

    Embroidered jeans and new, made-

    to-look-old clothes mock our work

    ethic.

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    Fashion

    Man-purses, man-bras and

    Mantyhose? No, no, no!(good rule of thumb: if you have to specify its for a man, then it

    probably isnt.)

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    Technology

    Convenience is conspiring to strip

    masculinity from our once-calloused

    hands.

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    Food

    99 cent burgers, microwavable

    dinners, and easy light charcoal

    insult a mans innate desire toprovide.

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    Is it too late to reclaim our

    manhood?

    NO!*

    *maybe

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    Its time for men to act like men again.

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    Lets change our own oil and grill our

    own burgers (even if its a veggie

    burger)

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    Lets open doors and offer subway seats

    and re-learn big words like chivalry

    recapture the power of a clean shave

    and a firm handshake.

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    Lets not forget that manhood starts

    with man!

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    Will it be hard work?

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    Of course it will, but hard work is what

    being a man is all about.

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    Men, its time to roll

    up our sleeves and

    wear the pants

    again.PANTS

    SLEEVES

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    The battle for our 1% starts TODAY

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