Amsterdam

PART III

Table of contents

Day 1

Day 2

Day 3

Day 4

Day 5

Day 6

Day 7

Day 7

(continued)

Day 8

Day 9

Day 10

Day 11

Day 12

Day 13

Day 14

Day 15

Day 16

Day 17

Title

Day 1

• While we were ventering throught the street we meet a guy that looked like this and he became our guide his name was tank.

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Day 2

• After sitting there mindlessly for two hours watching tyler poke tank in the eye I felt something in the back of my head. I looked up and saw tyler and dustin walking off so I drunkenly followed. and we had delicious brownies

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Day 3

• After many confusing thoughts I finally got tired of tank’s twitchy eye so I told the guys I was going to show tank the way to the bathroom when I came back I was covered red the guys kept complaining about herring screaming and blending noises, I told them I was making salsa… Tyler said it was good.

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Day 4

• I didn’t sleep that well last night…hey wait… where Tyler and Dustin…oh well I didn’t tell them I stool all there money I spent it on a couple of cat name Philip and Chiko… where did my pants go?

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Day 5

• I finally found my way back to the hotel Tyler and Dustin said I couldn’t keep my cats, so after arguing for a really long time they finally let me in.

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Day 6

• For some reason Tyler was in the river when I woke up, it was a good laugh I took him a long time to get back up after he got yelled at by a bunch of people. hey… has anyone seen my cats.

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Day 7

• Wow what a day how mu… (thud)… w-w-what happen where am I, who are those people and why are they throwing peanuts at me… am I in a zoo!?!

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Day 7 (continued)

• I read the exhibit sign… “Bloogathop”… really… who could be that stupid to think that was real. Than the zoo keeper came by and dropped bucket of slop in my exhibit. I really hate that guy.

Amsterdam

zoo

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Day 8

• I can’t get this mask off! I swear when I find those guys I’m going to kill them. well at least I finally convinced the zoo keeper to bring me pizza instead of slop.

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Day 9

• Well… I got hit by a tranquilizer dart today…man that hurt I didn’t deserve that, that jerk started it… making fun of me. plus it’s not my fault I can fit through the bars.

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Day 10

• Well I’m bored they put a zap collar on my neck, now if I go close to the bars I get zapped but that doesn’t stop me from throwing rocks hehe.

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Day 11

• That jerk of a zoo keeper hid all my rocks. Oh well I guess it’s on to those sharpened sticks I’ve been making.

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Day 12

• This sucks everyone is to afraid to come by my exhibit and the stupid zoo keeper took away my sticks.

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Day 13

• Yes!! I finally found the freaking exit to this thing I’m free!! And on top of that I stool a five hundred dollars on the way out.

Parking lot security cam 1

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Day 14

• Ok I’m scared... I got tranquilizer darts and metal fishing lines barely missing me… geez do these guy’s ever run out of energy… oh well I think the mad because of that car I flipped a couple blocks back. Oh well as long as this Spike doesn’t were off I can do this for days

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Day 15

• Well oddly enough I found a purple lambo who would of thought this thing would be in Amsterdam…oh well It got me away from the cops… I thought that when I was passing a park I saw Tyler and Dustin but I didn’t fell like getting a tranquilizer dart to the side of the head so I kept going.

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Day 15 continued

• This stupid cop put down a road block in front off me so I had to take the sidewalk… I kept honking my horn for poeple to get out of the way but since I was in a hurry … hey the old man had to go sooner or later how bout now.

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Day 16

• Man it’s like these people are car magnets… my lambo’s red. I lost count a couple block back but I know It’s a lot.

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(This is what i looked like on the street cams)

Day 17

• Dang my Lambo is out of gas… hey there a mansion (30 min later) geez what is with me… I’m covered in red and there a guy in a ghile suit shooting darts at me and there's another guy in a batman suit shouting bang and boom

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Day 17 continued

• Finally the batman guy passed out… I fell weird (tires squeaking) (crash)

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day18

• ……(passes out)

Day 19

• I hear rumbling I'm out of here (breaks open box attacks the first person seen)…. Win I ran.

Day 20

• Who are these people why are they bowing to me… am I in Korea screw this I’m going to Canada