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JQIISHLISJ ,' • "V . ,i,/,in mm. I1.UI.I H I H'l Cornice It 71 .U ,1 "• I 1 "" Around the Town i" •' in i ' • • — •By ED SCANLAN- II IT WAS RIGHT nice of Edward to carry Wallis over tha threshold. Here's hoping aha never has to carry him over It • • •»• * * * III Tha unklndest words That letters spell Are those that say: "But ha means well." ., • • • THEN, THERE was that girl whon entered West aide drug store and asked for: "Ro- mantic spirits of ammonia." • • • DIVANS AND DAVENPORTS, yes. but is there such a thing in any home any more as a lounge? • • • THERE WAS CONSIDERABLE consternation in a downtown drug store today. Someone wanted a prescription filled during the break- fast hour. • * • IF- She wants to know on pay-day: "What.did you do with the rest of it?" , She goes with him when he buys • new suit of clothes. She asks him point blank, why he never smoked any of those cigars she gave him Christmas. She turns on the tears every time she can't have her own way. She endangers both their lives by back-seat driving. She wants to know every night: '•What was going on down-town today?" Sh* *>okes him In the ribs to wake him up in church. THEY ARE MARRIED. • • • , IF YOU DOUBT that "two can live as cheap as one," consider that chap jailed down-East; the one who allegedly maintained three wives on a bookkeeper's salary. • • • No matter how Inept a woman may be with a ham- mer, says Ignatx Whoof- noodle, she can always nail —a He told by her husband. • « • SIGN IN DOWNTOWN window: "We Regret We Cannot Allow Dogs CORRECT this sentence: "On rare occasions when I'm given too much change I kick Just as hard as when I'm short-changed." • * • Absolute sex equality will not be achieved until we have ladles (as well as gen- tlemen) of the old school. . « # « YES, OSWALD, you should love your neighbor as yourself, even if his little boy is learning to play the trumpet. • • * WITH A WOMAN It's intuition; with a man it's a hunch; with either it's a pipe dream. • • • THINGS I NEVER EXPECT TO KNOW Why everyone talks about our appalling traffic fatalities and no one does anything about them. • Why boys are not taught in school how to write 30 they may write their signatures legibly when they are men. Why so many, who ordinarily go about with their faces in repose, think they must grin when posing for photographers. How many of the present genera- tion know what a Portland cutter is or was. Why any girl thinks she looks attractive when she wears pajamas on the street. • • e AUNT SUE wouldn't mind her new maid's doing nothing if #it didn't take her so long to do it. • • • , THE ONLY REASON Hopeless Harriet's brother would like to be rich is so he could thumb his nose at the alarm clock. • * * LONG TIME NOW since I've heard any man say he got bald- headed from "spending too much time in damp churches.'* • # * Wives are persons you can't get away from. Women In Moscow called up over the radio-telephone their husbands at the North pole. • • • TOO BAD nervous prostration isn't contagious. If it were, the road hogs might catch it from that pig at Cornell. MOVIE MAKERS complain that clean pictures don't pay, or, maybe, In This Restaurant." It seems you don't clean up would be a better park your feet outside. I way to put it, On Broadway By WALTER WINCHEIX Candid Camerlcans HOLLYWOOD, June 8. R UDY VALLEE, in his colhtch days, spent all his idle time blowing into a saxophone, trying to tune up a career. Years liter he picked up a horn with no valves on it and what came out the other end sounded better than his sax tooting About six years ago the Demo- cratic party was peatered by a young office holder who felt that he deserved some reward for all the labor he'd performed for the party. The annoyed bosses paid him scant attention but finally allowed him to run with James Cox as the vice A pal came along and told him he presidential nominee. Cox, would was a singer—that is, he and the | take a licking, they figured, which "mike'' are! • • • Al Boasberg, formerly of Buffalo, was a Jewelry salesman whose gags got so many howls from the cus- tomers that Hollywood hired him away and landed him a fortune to supply laughs to their comics. Now, years later, Boasberg wonders why would dispose of his running mate for all time. But the Throttle-bot- tom wouldn't stay licked for he was a go-getter whose name was—as these bosses had plenty of.reason to recall—Franklin Delano Rooser velt * • « Robert Taylor yearned to be a he used to lock up the Jewelry at ' J g t u d i e d f ^ night, instead of his nifties, when ; ^ ^^ ^ reach€d Ho „ ywood there are so many more gag bur glare than jewel robbers. • • • Leslie Howard began life as a bank clerk in London, going crazy counting other people's money. After a starving apprenticeship he , became a star and, with "Hamlet," his own producer. From box office rumors it appears Howard real-> ised his ambition of not having to count money. • • • Somerset Maugham began his life practicing medicine, but turned to a writing career to become one of the outstanding authors of his time. • • • from Nebraska a friend told him he could make more coin cuddling up to a doll than to a bull fiddle, and that the gals had better shapes, too. Everyday Poem By GEORGE ELLISTON How Gracious Is Day H OW gracious is the day; Night's loveliest chapter, bright, With glamourous stars and moon Could never give to sight Such comforting as day. When James A. Farley was On the I How many times we each boxing commission he prevailed on William Muldoon, a bossy guy, to .hand out all the punishments and take the fall from the reporters. Farley used to tell Muldoon he had more executive ability than the other members, and while Muldo6n was running the commission—Far- ley was busy with a side-line, which was putting himself in a position to run the nation. Of us have wished but this— The coming dawn to reach! Cried out, "If day would come, Oh, once again to see The light," and felt the dark A long eternity. And when the first faint rays Of dawn shone in the sky, Felt hope and strength come back, New courage surging high. DANAHY-FAXON STORES Close Wednesdays at I P. ML Help us enjoy our Wednesday Half Holidays by shopping Wednesday mornings. Take advantage of these special Wednesday Morning Savings in all Danahy-Faxon Meat Departments. » Cherry Br. Meat Loaf Delicious meat loaf made from selected meats in our own sanitary inspected plant. For picnic lunch or summer dinner. Three Kinds Sliced Special Until i o'cidck y^ Wednesday C Cherry Brand Tongue Loaf U«« M~ty C.rn.d B..f fm IpHM Lb. f -' SALE Continues Until Closing Time Wednesday Round or Sirloin. Our f a m o u s 1st , Prise Quality. Guaranteed tender! lb, Blondie^-Lady*in-Vyaiting &y Chic Young |i i limn in i "»'• « Mr. and Mrs.—Men Are So By Arthur H. Folwell So NICK To HAVE. S«EN you A6AIN( r WC MUST .A\AK* A DATfe SOME TIMBSOOH r WHAT A PINU, uieit ?Re$**v*t> -» OJOMAM SHE IS ! \ M/M-MUM J v UUmttv BUT ISNT SME f SH& 4 GoT A UIOMPKRPUL Catofe U)ONt>ttRF0t~ «©t*jr NV.TMt*Ma.mc.' I«~ I - 11 lull, t"llllll, JBALOUST My STAR.5 ! i DOKT you KNOU) ROUGE U»M5N)btf sets irp»L.Bt> ON TrilCK ? Ben Webster's Career—The Stranger -By Edwin Alger MfbO.tr AWO MOW, t * U VUttrtTt* TtlA.« MM AfJO weTTY ALL WAT MA* UAPPfcMtD- AR* TWEV A M A l t D ??? HOLOMt.WAX MA'WWUTlNt rowt / Jfwtm, NOU WONT*// -tWt P0LK6 W4 TVU* TOWN 010 !T-ao«H,TMfcW RALL\eO 'CLQDV4P HtOOWAfc' LlKt OLD FftVfjNPe/ MCN UWfc LVLfc WUAOV4, RALVH UNDER, _ AND 0TOCR6- • Secret Agent X-9—A G-Man With His Ear to the Ground -By Charles Flanders Hsy, x>«,wmrfl*E soweeoDy n THOT NOU0QNfiUP_r—- MCPINEfc CABIN. 1 voices/ •«ni««^ NOT P SOUND IN9ID6 VOU'Ce OREOMINa PUN PHONG TO BOO/ BUT, MROMflN, MXJ GOTTA UNLOCM "THaTDOOQ ANO^O Buck Rogers, 25th Century A. D.—Friend or Foe? By Phil Nowlan and Lieut Dick Calkins IVCAC, W/LHA AND EDNA ESCAPED THE f?A/NOP OESTKUCTtON, AS. VENUSIAN AIRCRAFT ENGAGED "WE FLYINGTAN'*$ OF EARTH- UHICH HAD, DRIVEN A DEEP WEDGE INTO THEIR LINES ! *TT»1ftS4P* SUPPORTING AIP CLASHED ABOVE THEM ' !• Little Annie Roondy—Can a Woman Keep a Secret? By Brandon Walsh » HAVE SOMS 6Q0O N6W* -OLf> M6NTGU, IS SBTTiNe SOFT IN THE ATTIC * I OVEgMttAQP HIM TELL ANNICTHB CfcTTLe ORPHAN KIO,IT WAS TIME SHeL5ACMH> ©V,THAT% SWEET MUSIC TO MV GARS - W O W DOBS THE COMSlMATtOff WORK ? til. TELL TH6 WOULD IT HAD ME PUZZLED HOLD MXS? HORSES- lOIDfO GET THE COMBINATION-HB WROTE IT DOWN ON A PIECE OP PAPER -GAVE rr TO THE KIOTO READ THEN BURNT HI '*• • U. >**LL,rTWILLBE CASVTOGGTTHB KID TO TAUC I MAVBG.' nun Vit< M "6EE. Z£RO, AtKTT IT GRAND? M6WV0U UP HBQ6 IN THB TREASURE-ROOM!? llL BETCHA ALL OF THE CHESTS ARC k FULL OF GOLOANO DIAMONDS AN* JEWELS 3U6T UKE IN A STORYBOOK > »' Ella Cinders—The Stupid Fox -By BUI Conselman and Charlie Plumb HAW HAW* SILLY Of Me,WOT? &UT ABOUT toese , M5N WHOTOOK A ROOM ABOVST^ PATCHES? BtACK JmmmH / \ COULO TMtV I EAStLY ? AND HAVe RBACMBD J ME ALWAYS KEPT pATOMe3\gOOM \H(S WJMDOW •a •twawii Uo // j w/, MCLLO, Si MAW MAW ! NO— eN6U$M- < .eiAWST IT / BUT O© -HAVfStXJ JSOU NOTlCe' THAT . 1t <]A0J0IN|- f INO WIK. MAYING IT »5f uuveo YCT? LDlfto? IT-— IN WRB ! "3 5?r "J A /'/''A s Short Story — By JOHN CRJ5ECY' J ABE SPOTTS, s hawk-eyed, too splendidly dressed gent, stopped and looked at the sign in flfont of the Ace theater. PRIZE TONIGHT - TEN DOL- LARS, it read. And beneath those words Pete Carey, present proprie- tor of the Ace, had printed the name of Mrs. Ella Smith in the space reserved for the name of last night's winner. Pete always posted the name that had been drawn. It was a matter of keen public intereet in Bridgeton, and it was also good advertising. Pete, a gangly lad, waa posting announcements of the next attrac- tion. Jabe came over behind him. "Well, Pete, ready to sell tha joint back to me?" Pete twitched uneasily. He was a little afraid of Jabe. "Raised your bid?" he asked over his shoulder. , "Don't be silly. It's still $800." Pete shook his head and went on with his work. "Sorry, Jabe." \ A couple of years ago Jabe had owned the Ace. But movie-minded Bridgetonites persisted in going to Hamilton just over the state line. The Ace had failed. Jabe had un- loaded the Ace on to young Pets Carey for Pete's life savings of $500. But then Bsnk Nite hsd,swept the country; The scheme was outlawed in the next state and Pete saw hit chance. He declared every night Bank Nite. t And then Jabe had had the cruet to try to buy it back for a measly hundred dollars more than he had got for it. "I'll buy it back offa you for $600," he said suddenly. "And I'm not asking you—I'm tell- ing you!" Pete laughed, with more bravado than he felt. "Think you can scare me, Jabe?" He was interrupted by Spike Hogan, who drove a beer truck and had a chest the approximate di- mensions of the kegs he handled. "Say, leave me have one of them there tickets, willya, Jabe?" He held out a quarter, tiny in his alab of a hand Jabe wrote Spike's name on a slip of printed pasteboard. Pete looked on suspiciously. Spike squinted at the ticket "I get double On this, huh?* "That's right," Jabe nodded. "Whatever the pot is at the show you get double if you win. If it's $10 I pay you $30. If it's $20 I pay you $40. That is providing you're not at the show. If you collect at the show that voids your ticket and I don't pay off." Pete gasped. "Why, of all tho dirty—I" < The audience that night was small, but the drawing was held. The pro- cedure was a little unusual in that Pete Carey himself reached into the box and extracted the lucky name. But the audience found no fault. Next morning a small group in front of the theater carried on a spirited conversstlon. Their topic was the sudden disappearance from Bridgeton of Jabe Spotts. Pete turned calmly from his work of washing the ticket window to tell someone that no, he didn't know where Jabe could be. But Spike Hogan, the central figure of the group, wasn't calm. "That guy!" Spike said .shakily, squeezing his fists. "Boy, if I ever get my mitts on that lug I'll break every—" he stopped wearily. The strain was too great. For the hundredth time he looked despairingly at the sign that told of Bank Nite. Even though it meant nothing it was comforting, somehow, to see his name there in bold letters as last night's winner. Other eyes in the group followed his gsze. They, too, had found the sign of unusual interest. But it was not the name of Spike Hogan that drew their attention. 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