Altme. The new/old online profile.
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Sunday, April 21 st , 2012 Est. 2012 Price 6$ ALTME THE NEW CONCEPT OF WEB PROFILE Because Facebook is way too mainstream. Blah, blah, blah, bleh , bleh, irrelevant discourse about why Facebook is, oh so old and deceiving, blah blah, Farmville, blah, blah, inconceivable lack of decency, blah, Twitter is too massified and superficial . How the hell am I supposed to post all of my super-deep feelings in just 160 characters? That’s just too short for all I LinkedIn works fine, but I don’t have a decent resume. Well, I’ve worked in my uncle’s bar for a couple of summers, but I don’t know how to turn my amazing beer Member of the Asscoiated Press . Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenhswse. Cejhciebce fcdcdcd. ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY NEWSPAPER
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Sunday, April 21st , 2012Est. 2012 Price 6$
ALTMETHE NEW CONCEPT OF WEB
PROFILEBecause Facebook is way too mainstream.Blah, blah, blah, bleh , bleh, irrelevant discourse about why Facebook is, oh so old and deceiving, blah blah, Farmville, blah, blah, inconceivable lack of decency, blah, blah, no dislike button, blah, blah, blah.
Twitter is too massified and superficial.How the hell am I supposed to post all of my super-deep feelings in just 160 characters? That’s just too short for all I have to exp[...] http://bull.sh/it19563
LinkedIn works fine, but I don’t have a decent resume.Well, I’ve worked in my uncle’s bar for a couple of summers, but I don’t know how to turn my amazing beer serving skills into something valuable for a potential employer.
Member of the Asscoiated Press . Aenean commodo ligula eget
dolor. Aenean. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenhswse. Cejhciebce
fcdcdcd.ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY NEWSPAPER
Set up a(nother) personal profile on the web, with the good old taste of the past!“The latest trend in online profiles: Old is the new new!”- Ye Olde Telegraph-
“Perfect to surprise all of your hipster friends, and keep them jealous about your extravagant innovations!”-The Ancient Courier-
“Übercool!”- Die Uralte Zeitung-
ALTME
1. Write your ideas and publish them your granny’s way
Dear public diary:Mood: apathetic. I can’t stop wondering why that girl at the art performance the other day didn’t ring me yet.
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2. Post your pictures with one of the filters:Western Saloon, Interwar Period, Soviet,and many more!
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Dear public diary:Mood: apathetic. I can’t stop wondering why that girl at the art performance the other day didn’t ring me yet.
4. Edit your profile and post it to your regular social networks!
5. Enjoy your increased coolness!
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