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    FADE IN:

    EXT. DOWNTOWN WASHINGTON, DC, RUSH HOUR - AFTERNOON

    People are feveri!l" #roi$% &ree& o$ &!eir 'a" !o(e

    fro( 'or). To 'or). Goi$% o*& &o !app" !o*r. Fa(ilie.

    Co*ple. Frie$+. All )i$+ of +iffere$& %ro*p of people.

    EGAN i o$ !er 'a" !o(e fro( 'or). S!e i (ovi$% +i&i$#&l"

    lo'er &!a$ ever"o$e ele !*&li$% a$+ *&li$% aro*$+ !er.

    e%a$ 'al) *p &o &!e fro$& of a$ apar&(e$& *il+i$%, %ree&

    &!e +oor a&&e$+a$&, e$&er &!e lo" a$+ 'ave a& &!e fro$&

    +e) pero$.

    e%a$ 'ai& for &!e eleva&or +oor &o ope$ a$+ '!e$ i& +oe a

    %ro*p of (all #!il+re$ r*$ pa& !er al(o& )$o#)i$% !er

    +o'$ a &!e" r*$ &!ro*%! &!e lo". S!e e$&er &!e eleva&or,

    pree $*(er i a$+ &!e eleva&or +oor #loe.

    e%a$ p*ll !er #ellp!o$e o*& of !er p*re a$+ +ial a

    $*(er. No o$e a$'er, o !e re&*r$ &!e p!o$e a#) &o !er

    p*re a$+ e%i$ ear#!i$% for !er apar&(e$& )e".

    T!e eleva&or +oor ope$ a$+ e%a$ 'al) &o apar&(e$& /01.

    S!e ope$ +oor 'i&! )e" a$+ e$&er.

    INT. EGAN2S APARTENT - CONTINUOUS

    T!ere i a o lo#a&e+ a& &!e e$&ra$#e of &!e apar&(e$& &!a&

    e%a$ +oe $o& $o&i#e a !e 'al) i$. S!e &rip a$+ fall

    over &!e o, pilli$% ever"&!i$% i$ !er p*re o$&o &!e

    floor.

    EGAN

    F*#)3

    S!e pi#) !erelf *p off &!e %ro*$+ a$+ e%i$ a$%ril"

    &!ro'i$% !er i&e( a#) i$ !er p*re. S!e %ra !er #ell

    p!o$e a$+ +ial &!e a(e $*(er &!a& !e +i+ i$ &!e

    eleva&or. W!ile 'ai&i$% for o(eo$e &o a$'er, !e %ra &!e

    o a$+ rea+ &!e #ar+ &!a& i a&&a#!e+ &o i&.

    CARTER

    He" 4ae3

    EGAN

    Do$2& !e" ae (e.

    CARTER

    W!" ae5 W!a&2 'ro$%5 Di+ I +o

    o(e&!i$%5

    EGAN

    No, *&6 $ever(i$+. W!ere "o* a&5

    CARTER

    Al(o& !o(e. 7o* &!ere5

    EGAN

    7ea!.

    CARTER

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    EGAN

    U! H*!. Ho' (*#! &i(e +o I !ave &o

    %e& rea+"5

    CARTER

    I !ave a &op &o (a)e real *i#)

    *& I !o*l+ e !o(e oo$. We !ave

    reerva&io$ a& /:;1.

    EGAN

    8i$&ri%*e+9

    Reerva&io$.

    CARTER

    Go&&a %o ae. See "o* oo$.

    INT. CARTER2S CAR - CONTINUOUS

    Car&er i par)e+ o*& fro$& of a pover&"-&ri#)e$ !i%! rie

    apar&(e$& *il+i$%. T!ere are people !a$%i$% o*& fro$&

    oli#i&i$% a$+ elli$% all )i$+ of i&e(, fro( +r*%, &oe &o #lo&!e &o CDS?

    8(*(li$% &o

    !erelf9

    T!i f*#)i$% i! a

    (o&!erf*#)er

    CARTER

    I +o$2& !ave &i(e &o #o(e *p

    &o+a". I &ol+ "o* &!a& efore I

    pi#)e+ "o* *p. I %o&&a %e& !o(e.

    WOAN >?

    4*& "o* pro(ie+.

    CARTER

    I )$o', I2( orr".

    Wo(a$ >? pro#ee+ &o %a&!er !er i&e( a$+ ei& &!e ve!i#le.

    WOAN >?

    Sorr" a f*#). @oe (" $*(er.

    CARTER

    I $ever ave+ i&.

    Wo(a$ >? la( +oor a$+ )i#) #ar.

    WOAN >?

    F*#) "o* Car&er3

    CARTER

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    I #a$2&. T!a&2 '!" "o* (a+.

    WOAN >?

    I2( (a+ #a*e "o*2re a f*#)i$%

    a!ole a$+ I !o*l+ )$o' e&&er

    " $o'.

    A$ a')'ar+ ile$#e over#o(e &!e (o(e$&.

    CARTER

    8la$)&are9

    W!a&5 A( I *ppoe+ &o a"

    o(e&!i$%5

    WOAN >?

    8&or( off9

    U%!333333

    CARTER

    He"3 Wai&3

    WOAN >? &op +ea+ i$ !er &ra#), (ile, p*& !er (a+ fa#e

    a#) o$ '!e$ !e &*r$ aro*$+ &o fa#e Car&er, a$+ 'al) a#)&o'ar+ &!e #ar.

    CARTER 8CONT2D9

    7o* for%o& &!i.

    Car&er !a$+ Wo(a$ >? a$ appoi$&(e$& #ar+ fro( a +o#&or2

    vii& 'i&! &!e $a(e S!o$+a o$ i&. A oo$ a SHONDA %ra

    &!e #ar+, Car&er SUEA@S off.

    Car&er pi#) *p #ell p!o$e a$+ +ial a $*(er.

    INT. ARCE@2S APARTENT 4ATHROO - CONTINUOUS

    ARCE@ i &ari$% a& a ri$% o '!e$ !i #ell p!o$e vira&ea$+ Car&er2 $a(e appear o$ &!e #aller i+.

    ARCE@

    Co*$&" (or%*e, "o* &a e(, 'e

    %ra e(.

    CARTER

    I %o& a o+" for "o*. S!o$+a.

    ARCE@

    7o* &ill e f*#)i$% 2ro*$+ 'i&

    !er5

    CARTER

    O$l" *$&il !e %e& &!a& aor&io$.

    ARCE@

    Tr*e.

    CARTER

    So 'e %oo+ for &o$i%!& ri%!&5

    ARCE@

    O! "ea!. I #a$ pro(ie "o* &!i

    'ill e a $i%!& e%a$ 'ill $ever

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    for%e&.

    CARTER

    Cool. I2( o$ (" 'a" !o(e $o'. W!a&

    &i(e +o 'e $ee+ &o (ee& "o* a$+...'!o

    are "o* ri$%i$% &o$i%!&5

    ARCE@

    7o*r (a(a. S!e )eep e%%i$% (e &o

    &a)e !er o*&.

    CARTER

    7o Da'%333

    ARCE@

    I2( B*& a"i$%, 'o*l+$2& "o*

    ra&!er I &rea& "o*r (a(a &o a

    $i%!& o*& ever" o$#e i$ a '!ile

    i$#e I2( !i&&i$% &!a&5 I&2 o$l"

    ri%!&.

    CARTER

    S&op f*#)i$% pla"i$% "*$%.

    ARCE@

    8la*%!i$%9

    Cal( +o'$ )illa. Do$2& e$+ &!e

    %oo$. 4e a& &!e )arao)e po& "

    /:;1.

    CARTER

    Te& (e &!e pla$ for &o$i%!&.

    ARCE@

    Ai%!&.

    A ar#el !a$% *p &!e p!o$e !i a&&e$&io$ i +ire#&e+ a#)

    &o &!e ri$% o i&&i$% o$ &!e i$). He pi#) i& *p a$+loo) i$i+e a$+ &are a& i& for a #o*ple e#o$+. He &a)e

    a +eep rea&!, loo)i$% a& !i(elf i$ &!e (irror. He a" a

    *i#) ile$& pra"er, #roe !i !ear& 'i&! !i fi$%er a$+

    p*& &!e ri$% i$ !i po#)e& a$+ ei& &!e a&!roo(.

    EXT. CARTER AND EGAN2S APARTENT 4UI@DING - E=ENING

    Car&er lea+ a li$+fol+e+ e%a$ o*& &!e fro$& +oor &o a

    li(o &!a& i 'ai&i$% for &!e(. O$#e i$i+e, Car&er re(ove

    e%a$2 li$+fol+ a$+ !e i pleaa$&l" *rprie+ &o fi$+

    !erelf i$i+e a li(o.

    INT. @IO - CONTINUOUS

    EGAN

    8&ari$% a& Car&er9

    7o* +i+ &!i5

    CARTER

    7ea!

    EGAN

    8po*r li*or i$

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    !o& %la9

    7o* pla$$e+ &!i '!ole $i%!& "

    "o*relf5

    CARTER

    8la*%!i$%9

    I &!a& o !ar+ &o elieve5

    EGAN

    8&a)e !o&9

    i$+a.

    CARTER

    S&op +o*&i$% (e 'o(a$.

    Car&er pla"f*ll" %ra e%a$ a$+ p*ll !er o$ &op of !i(.

    S!e %ra &!e al#o!ol a$+ &ar& #!*%%i$%. T!e" e%i$

    )ii$%, !*%%i$% a$+ r*i$% ea#! o&!er +o'$. T!i$% %e&

    reall" !ea&e+ *& #o(e &o a$ ar*p& &op '!e$ &!e li(o

    +river i$&err*p& &!e (o(e$&.

    @IO DRI=ER

    8ope$ #ar +oor9De&i$a&io$: arao)e i$%+o(.

    e%a$ a$+ Car&er #ra(le &o %e& &!e(elve &o%e&!er af&er

    &!eir li(o re$+evo*. Car&er &ep o*& fir& a$+ ai&

    e%a$ li)e a &r*e %e$&le(a$.

    EXT. ARAOE 4AR - CONTINUOUS

    T!e )arao)e ar i poppi$. People are li$e+ *p aro*$+ &!e

    #or$er. e%a$ appear &o e pee#!le '!e$ a !o&e

    approa#!e !er, #all !er " $a(e a$+ a" follo' (e.

    INT. ARAOE 4AR - CONTINUOUS

    Car&er a$+ e%a$ e$&er &!e ar '!ere &!e #e$e i eve$ (ore

    !e#&i# a$+ #!ao&i#. T!e" &r*%%le &o %e& &!ro*%! &!e #ro'+,

    *& &!e" fi$all" arrive a& &!e =IP e#&io$ '!ere fro$& ro'

    e#&io$ ea& !ave ee$ reerve+ for &!e(. e%a$ a$+ Car&er

    are ea&e+.

    HOSTESS >?

    W!a& +ri$) #a$ I &ar& "o* off

    'i&!5

    EGAN

    I 'a$& a Pa&ro$ (ar%ari&a 'i&!

    *%ar i$&ea+ of al&. 4e ri%!&

    a#) ae. I2( %oi$% &o &!ere&roo(.

    e%a$ ei& #e$e.

    CARTER

    8&o !o&e9

    Ca$ I %e& a lo'Bo5

    HOSTESS >?

    8li%!&l" offe$+e+9

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    E#*e (e5

    CARTER

    8(ir)i$%9

    A lo'Bo. T!e +ri$).

    HOSTESS >?

    Oooo!!!!!!!, orr".

    CARTER

    No prole(. I 'o*l+$2& (i$+ o$e of

    &!oe ri%!& $o' &oo.

    HOSTESS >?

    8(ili$%9

    I2ll e ri%!& a#) 'i&! "o*r

    +ri$).

    C*& &o e%a$ a !e &rie &o (a)e !er 'a" &!ro*%! &!e #ro'+

    &o %e& &o &!e re&roo(. A !e i $avi%a&i$% &!ro*%! &!e

    ar, !e lo#) e"e 'i&! a %*" &!a& ree(le !er e lover

    o (*#! i& #are !er a$+ !e i$&a$&l" &a)e off &o'ar+

    &!e a&!roo( &o !i+e.

    INT. 4ATHROO - CONTINUOUS

    e%a$ e$&er &!e a&!roo( !avi$% a li%!& pa$i# a&&a#) a$+

    i((e+ia&el" #all !er e& frie$+, IA, '!o a$'er &!e p!o$e

    &o o$l" !ear !eav" rea&!i$% o$ &!e o&!er e$+.

    IA

    Hello5...Helloooooo5 8&op &o

    li&e$ for a e#o$+9 4i!, I )$o'

    "o* ai$2& #all (e '!ile "o* 'a

    f*#)i$%.

    EGANNo...I2( &r"$a...#a! (" rea&!.

    IA

    W!o &!e !ell #!ai$% "o*5

    EGAN

    S!*& *p. I B*& a' ar#el.

    IA

    A$+ !e &ar&e+ #!ai$% "o*5

    EGAN

    No i!. I B*& ra$.

    IAW!"5 Di+ !e loo) li)e !e 'a %o$$a

    #!ae "o*5

    EGAN

    7o* ee$ 'a!i$% Cri(i$al i$+

    &o+a".

    IA

    Girlaaaaa3 I #a$2& &op. I((a loe

    (" Bo e!i$+ &!i !i&. I !a+ &o

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    #all o*& &!i (or$i$%.

    EGAN

    We2ll &al) ao*& "o*r #ra" a

    la&er. 4i! I ai+ I B*& a'

    ar#el.

    IA

    W!ere "o* a&5

    EGAN

    2

    IA

    arao)e i$%+o(5 Wi&!o*& (e5 4i!

    f*#) "o*.

    EGAN

    Car&er pla$$e+ a *rprie +o*le

    +a&e for * &o$i%!&. T!i 'a o*r

    fir& &op.

    IA7o*r $i%%a Car&er5 4o*& &i(e &!a&

    orr" (o&!erf*#)er &ar&e+ a#&i$%

    ri%!&.

    EGAN

    4ITCH, FOCUS3 I ai+ I B*& a'

    ar#el. I !ave$2& ee$ &!i $i%%a

    i$ li)e "ear. I #a$2& %o a#)

    o*&i+e. W!a& if !e a' (e r*$

    off5

    IA

    7o* #all (e ever" o&!er 'ee)

    a"i$% "o* ee$ !i( o(e'!ere.

    EGAN

    No i!, forreal &!i &i(e. I

    )$o' i& 'a !i(.

    IA

    7o* a" &!a& ever" &i(e &oo.

    EGAN

    I2( &ar&i$% &o for%e& '!" I eve$

    #alle+ "o*.

    IA

    I2( &!e voi#e of reao$.

    EGANI !a&e "o*.

    IA

    I2( B*& a"i$%. We &al) ao*&

    +el*io$al people all &!e &i(e.

    EGAN

    I %*e.

    IA

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    Do$2& o*$+ o +iappoi$&e+. 7o*

    are o*& o$ a +a&e 'i&! "o*r

    )e!" a o"frie$+. E$Bo"

    "o*relf. S!i&, !e (i%!& eve$

    propoe &o$i%!&. Ge& !app" i!.

    EGAN

    7o*2re ri%!&.

    IA

    Of #o*re I a(. 4*& )eep (e

    po&e+. T!i &!e epio+e '!ere

    Ree+ %e& !oo)e+ o$ +r*%, I %o&&a

    %o. @ove "o*3 8!a$% *p p!o$e9

    e%a$ p*& p!o$e +o'$ o$ a&!roo( #o*$&er a$+ B*& &are a&

    !erelf i$ &!e (irror.

    EGAN

    W!" Go+5 W!" +oe &!i (a$

    #o$&i$*e &o !ave &!i effe#& o$

    (e5 W!" #a$2& I for%e& ao*& !i(5

    W!a& i 'ro$% 'i&! (e5 8i%!9 IfI #o*l+ reall" B*& ee !i( o$e

    (ore &i(e, I 'o*l+ &ell !i(

    ever"&!i$%. I2+ po*r (" !ear& o*&.

    I )$o' I a" i& ever" &i(e, *&

    Go+ forreal &!i &i(e. I (ea$ i&.

    A e%a$ i &al)i$% &o !erelf, !e +oe$2& eve$ $o&i#e !e

    i $o& alo$e. A$ ol+er 'o(a$ ei& a a&!roo( &all. e%a$

    i &ar&le+ " &!e 'o(a$2 pree$#e.

    EGAN

    I pro(ie I2( $o& #ra".

    O@DER WOAN

    We all &al) &o o*relve fro( &i(e&o &i(e.

    e%a$ %oe i$&o re&roo( &o pee, '!ile &!e ol+er la+" 'a!e

    !er !a$+ a$+ &o*#!e *p !er (a)e*p.

    O@DER WOAN

    I #o*l+$2& !elp *& over!ear "o*r

    #o$vera&io$, a$+ &a)e i& fro( (e,

    if "o*r o$l" !ope for )eepi$% a

    (a$ i &o &r" a$+ #o$vi$#e !i( &o

    love "o*, "o* alrea+" lo& &!a&

    a&&le. I ee$ #!ai$% &!i o$e

    (a$ for "ear. 0; "ear &o e

    ea#&. Co$vi$#e+ ("elf !e 'a &!e

    love of (" life a$+ I !a+ fai&!&!a& Go+ 'a 'or)i$% &!i$% o*&

    for *. He +ie+ la& (o$&!. @ive

    "o*r life !*$$". 7o* +o$2& 'a$$a

    e (" a%e o$ &!e +a&i$% #e$e.

    Ol+er la+" ei&. e%a$ *ie&l" refle#& o$ '!a& !e 'a

    B*& &ol+ '!ile !ol+i$% a#) !er &ear. S!e loo) a& !erelf

    i$ &!e (irror o$e la& &i(e, le& o*& a !*%e i%!, &!e$

    ei& &!e re&roo(. Upo$ 'al)i$% o*& !e i %ree&e+ "

    ar#el, '!o !a &!e i%%e& (ile poile o$ !i fa#e.

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    e%a$ i frea)e+ o*& a%ai$ a& &!e i%!& of !i( a$+ r*$ a#)

    i$&o &!e re&roo(. S!e *i#)l" %ai$ !er #o(po*re, &!e$

    re-ei& &!e a&!roo(. S!e &rie &o 'al) pa& ar#el a if

    !e 'a$2& &a$+i$% &!ere *& !e %ra !er, p*!e !er a#)

    i$&o &!e re&roo( a$+ lo#) &!e +oor. He appear e&re(el"

    e#i&e+ a$+ #a$$o& &op (ili$%.

    ARCE@

    So "o* 'a %o$$a 'al) " li)e "o*

    +o$2& )$o' (e5

    EGAN

    I +o$2& )$o' "o*. SECURIT73

    ar#el pla#e !i !a$+ over e%a$2 (o*&!. S!e 'a& !i

    !a$+ a'a" a$+ &!e" e%i$ &*li$% a e%a$ &rie !er e& &o

    %e& pa& !i( o !e #a$ ei& &!e re&roo(. ar#el &!e$ pi#)

    e%a$ *p a$+ li&erall" p*& !er a#) *p a%ai$& &!e 'all.

    ARCE@

    S!*& *p efore I +rop "o*.

    e%a$ #rea( o*& for !elp a$+ ar#el pre&e$+ &o +rop !er'!i#! #are

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    T!a$). Wa &!ere a (a$ i&&i$%

    !ere '!e$ "o* arrive+5

    CANDI

    7ea!, !e ra$ off o(e'!ere.

    INT. ARAOE 4AR-4ATHROO - CONTINUOUS

    ar#el i &ill i$i+e &!e a&!roo( &ari$% +o'$ a& a ri$%

    o. He &*ff &!e o i$ !i po#)e& a$+ ei& &!e re&roo(.

    A !e i 'al)i$% o*&, Car&er p*!e !i( a#) i$i+e a$+

    lo#) &!e +oor. Car&er appear ver" fra$&i#, Bi&&er" a$+

    alar(e+. He i &al)i$% Bieri! a$+ ar#el #a$ arel"

    *$+er&a$+ a &!i$% !e i a"i$%.

    CARTER

    We %o&&a e$+ &!i +a&e $o'.

    ARCE@

    I B*& %o& !ere.

    CARTER7o* ro*%!& Ca$+i.

    ARCE@

    A$+5

    CARTER

    7o* +o$2& *$+er&a$+. Ca$+i #a$2&

    e !ere. S!e2 %oi$% &o r*i$

    ever"&!i$%.

    ARCE@

    Ho' (*#! !ave "o* !a+ &o +ri$)5

    CARTER

    No& e$o*%!. Ca$+i i (" o&!eri!. If e%a$ fi$+ o*& !e2ll

    leave (e. We %o&&a e$+ &!i +a&e

    $o'.

    ARCE@

    I p*& &oo (*#! i$&o &o$i%!& for

    e%a$ B*& &o e$+ i& $o'. I2ll

    )eep Ca$+i *". @e& (e !a$+le i&.

    CARTER

    I +o$2& )$o' (a$. I feel li)e

    Ca$+i %o& o(e !i& *p !er leeve.

    We !o*l+ B*& #all i& a $i%!&.

    ARCE@Tr*& (e. I !ave i& *$+er #o$&rol.

    7o*2ll e %oo+. Rela a$+ e$Bo"

    "o*relf.

    CARTER

    I $ee+ o(e 'ee+. I #a$2& loe

    e%a$ +a'%, !e2 ever"&!i$% &o

    (e.

    ARCE@

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    *& ee !o' !i& %oe. If i&

    &ar& &o %e& &oo #ra", 'e #a$

    e$+ i&.

    CARTER

    8)ep&i#all"9

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    No' *$&*#) "o*r +i#) a$+ le& %e&

    a#) &o &!e i!e.

    Car&er a$+ ar#el #o((e$#e &o ei& &!e re&roo( '!e$ &!e"

    are &oppe+ " &!e ar (a$a%er a$+ e#*ri&". T!e ar (a$a%er

    i pleaa$&l" !o#)e+ &o ee &'o (ale ei&i$% a re&roo(

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    a$+ Ca$+i are ile$&l" ippi$% &!eir +ri$).

    INT. ARAOE 4AR, =IP SECTION - CONTINUOUS

    e%a$ '!o $o&i#e Car&er a$+ ar#el #o(i$% !er 'a" &a$+ *p

    &o lovi$%l" e(ra#e Car&er B*& &o (a)e ar#el Bealo* '!e$

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    Dee, &!i i (" e%a$.

    e%a$2 e"e %e& 'i+e a$+ !e i i$ #o(ple&e !o#) a& '!a&

    B*& !appe$e+.

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    8%ra e%a$2 !a$+ a$+ )ie i&9

    Ni#e &o fi$all" (ee& "o*.

    e%a$ '!o i &ill i$ !o#) #a$$o& repo$+ &o '!a& i %oi$%

    o$ aro*$+ !er. S!e o$l" (ile poli&el" a$+ i& +o'$ i$ a

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    !i e& $o& &o (a)e a$" e"e #o$&a#& 'i&! !er.

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    A$+ "o* #a$ ri$% a ro*$+ of !o&

    for &!e &ale.

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    a$+ !ave $o a++i&io$ or #o(plai$& for &!e foo+ or+er.

    WAITRESS

    A'eo(e3 4e ri%!& a#) 'i&! !o&.

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    Sile$#e e$%*lf &!e (o(e$& a$+ ever"o$e i a')'ar+l" loo)i$%

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    7ea! e%a$. 7o* !o*l+ +efi$i&el"

    i$%.

    e%a$ $ap o*& of !er &ra$#e.

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    O! $o, I +o$2& &!i$) o.

    CARTER

    Co(e o$ ae. I&2ll e f*$.

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    8(o#)i$% Car&er9

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    CANDI

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    e%a$ a%ai$ &are a& ar#el )$o'i$% a& &!i poi$& !e i

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    a$+ a%ree 'i&! ar#el2 i+ea &o i$% 'i&! e%a$.

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    !ear& o*&.

    ar#el e#i&e+l" B*(p o*& of !i ea&, %ra e%a$2 ar(

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    e%i$ *e&io$i$% Ca$+i2 i$&e$&io$.

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    8*pi#io*l"9

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    I 'ill +e$" ever"&!i$%.

    CANDI

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    I !ave proof.

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    #o*l+$2& ref*e.

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    &!a& i! o Go+ e$& (e !ere.

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    i&.

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    a$+ I #o*l+$2& +eva&a&e !er "

    leavi$% !er for a$o&!er 'o(a$.

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    li)e &!a&5

    CANDI

    No. 4*& I 'o*l+$2& 'a$& "o* &o

    &ri$% (e alo$% for (" a)e

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    pe$i.

    CANDI 8CONT2D9

    Pro(ie (e 'e2ll e &o%e&!er o$e

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    +a". *& * &'o.

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    %ra i& a$+ (ove !er foo& all over !i lap i$ plea*re.

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    7o*2re &!e o$e '!o $ee+ !elp. r.

    Foo& Fe&i!.

    INT. ARAOE 4AR, STAGE - CONTINUOUS

    e%a$ a$+ ar#el are !avi$% a !ar+ &i(e #o(i$% &o a$

    a%ree(e$& o$ '!a& o$% &!e" !o*l+ i$% &o%e&!er.

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    roll !er e"e a$+ #o$&i$*e &r"i$% &o fi$+ a o$%.

    ARCE@ 8CONT2D9

    Oooooooo, le& +o &!i o$e.

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    7o3 7o* %*" are *p $e&. 7o* $ee+

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    ASAP.

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    ARAOE D

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    EGAN

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    I 'a &!e o$e '!o ai+ p*& "o*r lip li)e &!i

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    " o!, " o!, " o!, " o!, " 4oo

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    par&i#ipa&i$% a$+ re&*r$ a#) &o &!e &ale for (ore ea&i$%

    a$+ +ri$)i$%.

    INT. ARAOE 4AR, =IP SECTION - DA7

    W!e$ e%a$ a$+ ar#el arrive a#) &o &!e &ale, Car&er i

    &ari$% a& &!e( 'i&! a$ i$*ii&ive loo) o$ !i fa#e.

    CARTER

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    e%a$ a$+ ar#el a')'ar+l" la*%! i& off. T!e foo+ arrive

    a$+ ever"o$e e%i$ &*ffi$% &!eir fa#e.

    EGAN

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    &!i pla#e &*r$ i$&o a #l*5 I

    feel li)e !a)i$% (" a.

    CANDI

    " !o(e %irl !a a po& 'e #o*l+

    !i& *p la&er. I& ri%!& *p &!e&ree& fro( !ere.

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    CARTER

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    a"e.

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    $e& po&. I& 'al)i$% +i&a$#e.

    EGAN

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    Goo+, I $ee+ &o 'al) o(e of &!i

    foo+ off.

    EXT. STREETS OF DOWNTOWN WASHINGTON, DC - CONTINUOUS

    T!e" e%i$ 'al)i$% +o'$ &!e &ree& of DC. e%a$ a$+ Car&er

    are !ol+i$% !a$+ a$+ ei$% pla"f*l. T!e" appear &o e *#!

    a !app" #o*ple. T!e" all are (a)i$% Bo)e ao*& people a$+

    &!i$% a &!e" pa " i&. A !o(ele (a$ i p*&&i$% o$ a

    !o' a$+ e%a$ &rie &o %e& Car&er &o %ive &!e (a$ o(e

    (o$e" *& !e ref*e. ar#el (a)e *re &o %ive &!e !o(ele

    (a$ o(e (o$e". e%a$ $o&i#e. Af&er 'al)i$% for o(e &i(e,

    e%a$ e%i$ &o $o&i#e '!ere &!e" are af&er eei$% $*(ero*

    po&er for a Tre" So$% #o$#er& &!a& 'ill &a)e pla#e i$ &!e

    area.

    EGAN

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    !o' +i+ I $o& )$o' &!i5

    CANDI

    U(((((, &!e &*ff I 'o*l+ +o &o&!a& (a$. I %e& #!ill B*&

    &!i$)i$% ao*& i&.He #o*l+

    +efi$i&el" %e& i&. A$"&i(e !e 'a$&

    i& &oo.

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    ar#el $o&i#e &!eir *&le e#!a$%e.

    EGAN

    a"e 'e #a$ %e& a %li(pe of !i(.

    Are$2& 'e #o(i$% *p o$ &!e #o$#er&

    !all '!ere !i !o' i &o$i%!&5

    EXT. CONCERT HA@@ - CONTINUOUS

    A oo$ a e%a$ fi$i!e a)i$% ao*& &!e #o$#er& !all, a

    &aff (e(er fro( &!e ve$*e approa#!e !er a$+ Ca$+i, a)

    for &!e( o&! " $a(e a$+ a" follo' (e. T!e" are o&!

    rel*#&a$& a& fir& e#a*e &!e" +o $o& 'a$& &o leave &!e

    %*" e!i$+, *& Car&er a$+ ar#el o&! a*re &!e( &!a& i&

    i all par& of &!e *rprie. e%a$ a$+ Ca$+i ei& 'i&! &!e

    #o$#er& 'or)er.

    CARTER

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    )$o' !o' (*#! (ore I #a$ &a)e.

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    a lo& (ore (oo&!er &!a$ &!e la&

    o$e.

    CARTER

    I !ope o. I #a$2& !ave &'o of ("

    i+e #!i#) i$ &!e a(e roo(

    a%ai$.

    ARCE@

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    CARTER

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    INT. CONCERT HA@@, 4ACSTAGE - CONTINUOUS

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    e%a$ a$+ Ca$+i are le+ &o &!eir ver" o'$ +rei$% roo(

    &!a& !ave &!eir $a(e o$ &!e +oor B*& li)e &!e

    #eleri&ie.

    INT. EGAN2S DRESSING ROO - CONTINUOUS

    e%a$ e$&er !er roo( a$+ &a)e a (o(e$& &o a+(ire

    ever"&!i$% i$i+e. S!e feel ver" pe#ial e#a*e of &!e =IP

    &rea&(e$& !e i re#eivi$%. T!ere i a &ale e& *p for !er

    'i&! all !er favori&e &!i$%. Cao Wao &e*ila. C*&e !o&

    %lae. Frie+ #!i#)e$ a$+ o&!er appe&ier &"pe foo+. S!e

    fi$+ !er #ellp!o$e a$+ (a)e a #all.

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    He" !oe.

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    &o (a)e *re "o* ee$ !i&&i$% "o*r#or$er a$+ (a)i$% (" (o$e".

    IA

    Of #o*re I !ave, Pi(p Da++".

    EGAN

    8la*%!9 Girl "o* $o& %o$$a

    elieve (" $i%!& o far.

    IA

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    W!", '!a& !appe$e+5

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    IA

    T!i $i%%a %o& alia2 $o'5

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    'i&!o*& (e5 T!i rela&io$!ip e$+

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    )$o' &!a& $o& %o$$a !appe$.

    EGAN

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    ar#el.

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    ever"'!ere for &!e pa& "ear a$+

    '!e$ i& fi$all" !i(, i& f*#)

    !i(5 Girl "o* ai$& fooli$% $oo+".

    EGAN

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    IA

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    'ai&i$% for. Do$2& e a i!

    ao*& i& $o'. 7o* #a$ a& lea& &r"

    &o %e& o(e #lo*re. S!i&, &!a&

    $i%%a (i%!& propoe &o$i%!& &oo.

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    vii&. S!e i appre!e$ive ao*& ei$% i$ &!e a(e roo( 'i&!

    &!e 'o(a$ '!o i i(pe+i$% !er +rea( of ei$% 'i&! Car&er

    forever.

    CANDI

    I 'a 'o$+eri$% if "o* (o)e+. I

    %o& o(e 'ee+, 'e #a$ !ave a

    li&&le eio$ if "o* 'a$&.

    EGAN

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    e&&er &i(e. I $ee+ &o fa#e a

    &!e 'a" I2( feeli$%.

    Ca$+i %ra a ea& a$+ e%i$ %a&!eri$% i&e( !e $ee+ &o

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    !e ever !a &o +o i fla! &!a&

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    a&&e$&ive. He %ive (e '!a&ever I

    'a$& a$+ I )$o' !e 'o*l+$2& &ra+e

    (e for a$"&!i$% ele i$ &!e 'orl+.

    CANDI

    T!a& o*$+ li)e "o* !o*l+ e

    !app". I2+ )ill for a (a$ &o feel

    &!a& 'a" ao*& (e.

    EGAN

    7ea! i& a %rea& feeli$% *& i&

    !ar+ &o a##ep& love li)e &!a& '!e$

    I )$o' I +o$2& feel &!e a(e 'a".

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    are 'i&! ea#! o&!er. We a#& (ore

    li)e roo((a&e or frie$+ 'i&!

    e$efi& &!a$ a$ a#&*al #o*ple. I

    feel li)e 'e2re i$ a$ arra$%e+

    (arria%e a$+ 'e o&! love o&!er

    people *& for '!a&ever reao$

    'e2re &*#) 'i&! ea#! o&!er. A$+

    ei$% &*#) i $o& a %oo+ feeli$%

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    CANDI

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    a& &!a& e#a*e I love (e (ore

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    CANDI

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    So '!a& &!e prole(5

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    pla$ o I a%ree+ &o #o(e alo$%.

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    love life +oe $o& ei& &!ere for

    (e.

    CANDI

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    So '!ere i &!i %*"5 I !e i$

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    CANDI

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    !ar+. 7o* rea) *p, !e (ove o*&,

    a$+ "o* o&! (ove o$. Ever"o$e #a$

    fi$all" e !app".

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    CANDI7o* (a)e i& o*$+ o #o(pli#a&e+.

    I B*& al'a" elieve+ &!a& '!e$

    "o* love o(eo$e, "o* +o '!a&ever

    i& &a)e &o !o' &!e(. 7o* B*(p a

    (a$" !oop a "o* !ave &o.

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    o$e B*(pi$% !oop5 W!a& if a %*"

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    i$&o perpe#&ive for Ca$+i. S!e i i(pree+ " e%a$2

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    !e i a$+ '!" !e i reall" &!ere.

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    Well !e !a$2& ee$ ?11 !o$e&

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    I ee "o*2re &ill a 'ee+!ea+

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    %o5

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    W!a& &!e !ell are "o* &al)i$%

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    i& !appe$e+ &!i 'a". 7o* )$o' I

    +o$2& )$o' !o' &o rea) *p 'i&!

    people.

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    7o* #a$ &a" !ere if "o* $ee+ &o.

    EGAN

    T!a$). I2( o f*#)e+ *p ri%!&

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    propoe+. @i)e '!a& &!e f*#)5 W!"

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    &!a& 'a a %oo+ i+ea5 W!a& &!e

    f*#) i 'ro$% 'i&! !i(5

    IA

    He #learl" love "o*.

    EGAN

    I feel li)e I +o$2& )$o' !i(. T!e

    ar#el I )$e' 'o*l+ !ave $ever +i+

    o(e !i& li)e &!i. He al'a"

    &ol+ (e !e $ever 'a$&e+ &o %e&

    (arrie+.

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    a"e !e 'a$$a !o' "o* !e

    #!a$%e+. I& i rare, *& $i%%a are

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    #apale of $o& ei$% a!ole all

    &!eir life.

    EGAN

    I2( #are+ &!o*%!. He love (e $o'

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    if !e #!a$%e !i (i$+ a%ai$5

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    !e &*r$ i$&o &!e (a$ "o* )$o' !e

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    pe$+ !i '!ole life 'i&! "o*, $o

    *e&io$. T!a& #a$ !appe$ &o.

    EGAN

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    IA

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    #a*e I 'o*l+ !ave 'e$& a$+ %o& ("

    (a$ a lo$% &i(e a%o. 4*& "o*

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    off. 7o* are &ill i$ love 'i&!

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    a * fro( &!e apar&(e$& i$&er#o(.

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    Ge& "o*r a +o'$&air.

    EGAN

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    7o*2ll &!a$) (e la&er.

    EXT. IA2S 4ROWNSTONE - CONTINUOUS

    e%a$ &ep o*&i+e &!e apar&(e$& &o fi$+ ar#el !ol+i$% a

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    forever.

    EGAN

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    7o* $ever ai+ "o* +i+ ei&!er.

    EGAN

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    (e. I2ll e%. I2ll +o '!a&ever i&

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    !eli#op&er appear a$+ la$+ ri%!& i$ &!e (i++le of &!e

    &ree&.

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    INT. HE@ICOPTER - CONTINUOUS

    T!e" %e& i$ a$+ fl" over &!e #i&" a$+ la$+ i$ a fiel+ a

    #o*ple (i$*&e la&er. T!e" ei& &!e !eli#op&er a$+ &!ere i

    a li(o 'ai&i$%.

    EXT. @ARGE FIE@D - CONTINUOUS

    EGAN

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    &!e re& of &!e 'a".

    EGAN

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    ARCE@Do "o* !ave &o )$o' ever"&!i$%5

    EGAN

    Do "o* !ave &o e o e#re&ive5

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    Do "o* &r*& (e5

    e%a$ +oe $o& repo$+.

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    I ai+ +o "o* &r*& (e5

    EGAN

    7e, "o* &ree& ra&.

    ARCE@

    O)a" pri$#e. @e&2 %o &!e$.

    INT. @IO - CONTINUOUS

    ar#el a$+ e%a$ e$&er &!e li(o. e%a$ la" o$ ar#el2 lap

    a$+ fall aleep al(o& i$&a$&l". ar#el &are a& !er,

    r*!i$% !er !air o*& of !er fa#e, a !e B*& la" &!ere

    $ori$% ver" lo*+l". He &!e$ fall aleep !i(elf.

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    +oor, &!e o#ea$ reee le& e%a$ )$o' &!e" are $ear &!e'a&er.

    EGAN

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    )i ar#el a$+ &op !erelf a& fir&, *& &!e$ !e a"

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    rea&. He &!e$ lif& e%a$ *p o !e #a$ *$ip !er +re

    a$+ !e p*ll i& off !er !o*l+er &o reveal !er #!e& a$+

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    *$+er$ea&!. He p*ll !er *$+er'ear off 'i&! !i &ee&! a$+

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    p*ll !i !ea+ *p fro( *$+er &!e +re &ari$% +o'$ a& e%a$

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    e%a$ rea#!e +o'$ a$+ feel for ar#el2 pe$i. S!e

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    of !i(. S!e i$er& !i pe$i i$&o !er va%i$a a$+ (oa$ i$

    +eli%!& fro( &!e fir& p*(p. T!e" o&! #a$ arel" #o$&ai$

    &!e(elve *& &!e" a#&ivel" &r" &o )eep i& #ool. e%a$ i

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    par& of !er o+" &!a& i 'i&!i$ !i rea#!. He %ra !er a

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    are o&! o$ &!e ri$) of releae. e%a$ i !ol+i$% a#)

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    Do$2& #r". I2( !ere forever.

    7o*2ll $ever !ave &o (i (e li)e

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    e%a$2 (oa$ a$+ %roa$ are %e&&i$% lo*+er a$+ lo*+er o

    ar#el pi#) e%a$ *p a$+ flip !er over o &!a& !e #a$ !i&

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    &!e a$+ '!ile ar#el i &r"$a )eep a &ea+" r!"&!(. ar#el

    lap e%a$ o$ &!e a, a$+ p*ll !er !air. S!e i lovi$%

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    INT. 4EACH HOUSE - ORNING

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    ARCE@ SON

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    Do$2& #r". 4e !app".

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    e%a$ a$+ ar#el !ea+ a#) o*& of &!e !o*e &o'ar+ &!e

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