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The Ubyssey

B.C., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1950

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NO. 23

No LSE MeetingRe Ostrom Pla n

Ed Pederson, president of

LSE, and lone dissenting vote

against the Ostrom Plan, may

be confronted by a vote o f

non-confidence when he face s

campus clubs sometime nex t

week .According to observers, he I .

facing action front the United Na-

tions Club, whose president, Mik e

Hind-Smith deplgred the fact tha t

campus clubs had not had a chanc e

to take a stand on the Ostr omPlan at Tuesday's AMS meeting.

NO MEETIN GIn speaking against the athleti c

aid plan, he voiced criticism o f

Pederson's policy of not calling ameeting this week to allow th e

LSE to back or reject the planBy LSE constitution, Pederso n

was obliged to call a special ses-sion when the UN Club passed suc h

a motion at one of their regular

meetings recently .According to Hind-Smith, Peder-

son said that he would call a spec, -

lal assembly but he neglected to d o

so.

"Members of LSE didn't , know

what to do at the AMS meetin g

Tuesday," said Hind-Smith .

GROUPS ARGUE D"Different students from I4S 1

greys were arghiing against eac h

othef because they knew not wha t

kind of a stand to take," he said ."A special LSE meeting befor e

the AMS assembly would have a t

least cleared up the points in th e

athletic aid plan that were per-tinent to the LSE point of view, "

he said .Unofficial word from one clu b

i hsrtg ~ dig `(3m''io-

confidence" in Pederson will b e

- selcunande(1 in the next regular mee t

ing to the group .

iSS International Secretary, Pa t

Daniels, arrived at ['BC 1Vednes-

day to "meet ISS officials (here) ,

and get their shall on existing IS S

aPle ah r s . "

A recent graduate of Turnnt o

University, tall, pleasant Daniel s

was alP(inte(i ISS secrcttII In the

spring, and handled the orgauiz,l-

t.ion of the recent ISS seminar i n

France He was Ise aaeretal'y I'u r

' Coniala at the seminar .

Daniels has beet trawt'Iing acres .;

Canada and in recent week s ha .;

LSE HeadAccusedBy Club s

Daniels Here

ISS SecretaryArrives at UBCIn Canada Tou r

PAT DANIEL S. . . ISS Secretary

thei r'Picket sales are

Friday 12 : :10 i,nt .pormissio1 is obtaine d

pool ,('ost of fare will be $2 return .

Adaskin Concert

In Brock SundayI'r)l'(ssor Horn. Adasl(ln, he ;0 l

: et. the Department of \111-ic . Rili '

hi•: Iwifa, Prances Ahoe r, %\ HI pre -soot a e(ucert in Vouch 1 .mmv ,

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j faculty permitting ,Profess(` G . .\iu1iev, assistan t

the time of the game, The game IsFor Mardi Gras ;scheduled for 12 noon and takes

Ubyssey Photo Bob Steine r

GLISTENING, snowy scene from Alpha Gamma Delta "Winte r

Wonderland" Cabaret tonight pictures one of the lovely sno w

fairies, and 'a group of snowmen, in the traditional setting . Alpha

Gam chorus line will perform for the cabaret crowd at the

Commodore .

Grid Team May Get

Cheering Section

luih tit since last year at Thi s

lime .HIS prugr1U1l will con s ist ()I' th e

:luzaIt Sonata No . 10 ,

thud piano in It Plot . Pooch I r a : tit i

Ibr tlolii

Minns in I) milmr, run tthe Urethotn Somata, (p . L" Nn .

n I' ; flat fur violin .'Pickets

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tull lare tree of char e .

assent .slated to begi nin the Quad i ,

by Kicka-

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cy Ross, Connie Thompson, Bett y

dldates this week f o r Queen of.\lardi Gras, vehleh h.; scho te h 'o dJanuary lath and 19th .

LSE Presents

visited u'Iwert ;itles of 'iaull nl 't I ° T A. K E N

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U NSttsictltchelwtul 1111(1 Albeit's Ile (till HEA Dtl g ll aftll!ale ci)11eioa (in

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inuneQiate future and said tha t

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con=iiIi i iH o in tent ten in ri f e Chi i s -

thin Science Aloude ,

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Ilaolel-, slued I II(' null its stu-

dents "as 1'avurllllc as alltut

of t},e _'N Club et UBC, Michael Hind-Smith

woo the 1'll'tlII( of it confused Radio Society accountant las t

\vice .

A bill for S2 .5t), drily iul(Jresscd to Mike Ifind-Smith ,

l'reaidelll, United Nelieno, was ace'jdenlall ;, dropped int o

the uut~',I,in,~ moil hoe : in Ow AMS office recou p v .

111( hill, '&•(lueot 'ul

peyne'nl for the use of a micro -

!dome fur J

f' ' !n( ; H lisin :a raped acre s the continent t o

i o eke Suc('('ss t('I(ert' h,u'iuisse(I UN n ail ()pencils beard ti )

find ,I Mike hind-,Smith incumbent as president of th evV(ItId ot .(tlnizit on ,

lectures or labs on 'I'htu'sday

- IIne .4 .Short chorus : Sully Ileard, Nan -

to the presid e nt, has already al• Wilson, Solveig Lert'nld, t e stes

Proved the plan, and it remains for j theater, Mary ('harlwick, Beth Es -

the faculty as a whole to giw,', hey, I'at Flu'niss, Pater IAN., cow l

( j(. 'Moore and Denys, . Pierce .'Pall chorus : Sheila B1dise,''iary'

Ih'nishlk, Gloria Newell, Jan 01- jsea, Edith Scott, Beryl Shalkland ,1)onahla Sporting, I .(II Stratton ,June 'Taylor, Joan Va}ulerwarkai ,

('kris \'iudebauk, Joao \ViIstou-croft .

])lane ('ox will Irllu the rhorn5 .Sororities will choose their '('ffn . ;

Ann Abernethy

't r ills It'll be Professor .\dashiu'x

Norma .\lornelha, pianist, twill h efirst formal appearance fur the presented Host Wednesday Iloo n

UN CLUB PRESIDENT

Students Accept

Ostrom Aid Pla n

Four-Year Sport Program Begins;

Two Thousand Attend AMS Meeting

First lap of the long road to revamping of UBC athletic s

been completed .

Over two thousand students amended and passed MAD

chairman Brock Ostrom 's athletic aid plan by a vast majorit y

at the meeting in the Armory Tuesday noon .Passing of the bill marks the

beginning of a four year long etu-phasizing of athletics at UBC.

Plan was originally drawn up tohelp eat the obviously ailing spor t

picture 'on this campus .

AMENDMENT STwo amendments were made to

the original Ostrom Plan at th e

Tuesday meeting, but the remain •

der of the plan is unchanged fro m

the form In which Ostrom present -ell It at the special meeting las t

Committee Handles Nt'em,ul,eu'

First amendment, moved by com e

s

cilium' Ed Pederson, places th e

S tudent Complaintsuey budget to MAA on a slidin gscale to vary with the enrollment.

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AtPARLIAMENTARY FORUM wil l

debate the question, "Should Pro-stitution He Legalized in Canada, "when they hold their regular meet-ing today in Arts 100 at noon.

AtJACK SHADBOt .T, noted Cana-

dian painter, will address stu-dents in the "Why Art," series cur-rently being staged by the UB CVisual Arts Club, today at noo nin Physics 200 .

aFPSYCHOLOGY CLUB will hear a .lecture entitled "Psychology vs .Psychiatry" tonight at 7 :30 p .m .in the graduate common room inHut HM 3. Dr . J . H. Wilson will b ethe lecturer.

SPECIAL .SPEAKER . will ad-di.ess Lutheran students at UI3 Ctoday at noon in the hoard roo mof Brock }fall . All Lutheran stu-dents are asked to attend titl eluoetinng so that plans for the cont-ing year may be discussed .

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UBYSSEY COLUMNIST Los Ar-MOUr Will discuss civil liberties i nEurope and America at a meetingof the Civil Liberties Union at

I noon Friday in Engineering 200 .06

APRE-MED APPTITUDE TESTS,

obligatory for all student applyingfor the 11)51 . 52 session of the (IB Cmedical school will he given Sat-ul'(lay at 1 :15 p.m, in Hut HM 0 .

'AtSECOND ON A SERIES of lec-

tures on the topic "is Marriag eNecessar y," will be given toda ysponsored hy the Social Problem sClub, Meeting will he staged I nArts 100 on Friday. Miss Hele nLiner of the school of social workand Dr . C. W. 'Popping 'of the de-partment of sociology will speak .

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GENERAL MEETING of th oI'I ;(' I'IIm Society till be stagedat noon Friday its Arts l0( ,

AtBOTANICAL GARDEN Soclt y

tarily contributing two per cent nihbt stay at the

M01110.101 1'

pr(,senl a film In Physic s21)2 at noon Friday .

Illhrrlutlubelw ()I' Hie group toe :liar Norris, ('Ill' sluff' totlod ora ltreader of the Itay Norris (1101llet ,(m gnbmr ; Slmu Johnson, hiss ;lianas Shansi, u[ Il~ (lull to ll,t ,un drum, ; ('tins, Sllt'ddell, 'rum -

Poi

mill

1 .'rns(1

'I ;ICI'heren, ~Ill usaxopholie s

All menthe`, ((I' Iht group am',eyperitucell nln,icillts trim 1c i

place uo Ills .American 'I'htulhsgi w

mg, a Thursday and a `cantle' lief- Queens This Weektitre ho ' at

Against Cal OathsA block 0t' seat, will be set aside .

mart" flans commit,, , lul lin Bellingham and tickets gr ill he nouuced the names or th, , lovelies Illsold to students who don't have (Vho base bee n chosen ho' churns

Student beefs about the cafe.- rtf most of the complaints on th e

teria will be analyzed by a p l „hlom ,

special Student Council com- Pederson, along with treasure r

mittee headed by USC presi-1,John MacKinnon, showed the stn -

:lent Cy McGuire this week-I dea body that the $2000 loan t o

and .

go to :viAA next year to provide a

Questionnai res, asking questions training table for American foot -; ball would not have to come out u i

Kiekapoos Plan Bellingham Trip;ni rolling

suggestions havebeen distributed to 250 students',next years AMS budget .

and are due before the weekend, BUDGE T

Need Faculty Permission First

McGuire said . "We'll spend moat of That meant that the possible

UBC Thunderbirds will be supported by a cheering section the weekend analysing them," he budget thaw” up by MacKinno n

at the final football game in Bellingham, November 23rd, if sold, "(tad probably present the last November 2 would be $200 0

report to c'ouncil a week Monday ." richer ibr the general fund.

m, e7ra t'ick at

o'bos and faculty administration can reach some agree-

titr.tluh'es probe into food and LSE supporters, who spoke muc h.eat today

s.plats to bharter

prices fu Use cat began two weeks against the plan, were told tha t._m iau' ago, when a special committee was f LSE would get a proportionat e

Bellingham o ntranspor t

theUBCdayBC of the

studentsgame . t e

to

Chorus Line Chosen c, ho

naeu to conduct a n.

Bone of contention, however, is

Petitions Continu o

About Cafeteria

BERKELEY ,Iron) all cunp i

been urged to sign a

when vote was finally taken, th eopposing the state

;students cheered loudly at the mit -ers' loyalty oath .

Apprexiluatly 4,5((0 students havesigned the petition tints far . ANovember 1 7, goal of 10,000 signit•laldson could hardly be heard when

tares has been set .

she declared the motion' for apple' -

Meanwhile, student opposition Ill 0f the plan as passed .

fornia havepet }tho u

to the regents' loyally oath con-tinues . Another petition, also wil la goal of 10,000 signatures, is 111 -ing rircnlated. ASUC presidentfete (loldsclnnicit stated that th epetition will serve Iw'e iUrpeses ,

First, it w'lil show the Regale sthat the students are concerne du'Jth the violation el' tenu r e uon-sigllinS prol'(M401'8 wile have bee nWired . Secondly. the petition twil lindicate to the public that the stn -dents are "not satisfied filth th eway thing's are going new at th eIIII lv'el' ;It v, "

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Conte ,

Prettiest co-eds on the cam -pus will model fashions fro mWoodwards Ltd . when th eWomen's Undergraduate Soc-iety presents their annual fa-shion show In Brock Hall to -day at 12 :30 p.m. In BrockHaII ,

Models will parade in every -thing from the latest fashionsto next year's bathing suits .Sophisticated cocktail an dparty clothes will also beshown ,

Tickets will be available a tthe door, according to Mar yLett, fashion show convenor .Admission is 35 cents .

Amendment from MacKinno nleaving the books of MAA open t oluspoetinn by an AMS treasures a tauy' time was passed with only tw opeople dissenting .

Discussion onIOIk Ilp O (l

u e('al .

-- Students :ing .of the 1' el' ('ali• CHEER S

Investlga- slice of this, $2000 •

Money aspect was a big Item of

contention during the meeting bu tPederson's amendment took car e

Ostrom was carried off of theplatform on the shoulders of tw oof the university's athletes as rt e

sleeting ended .

VOC Membershi p

Plans Baker Trip

Next outing of the Varsity Out -door Club will be a trip to ;Abou tL'a'cer on Nov, 1 :1, club official shave announced .

Sev(ntly-five 01d and prosper .ti we IIIIIllhel's el V'(J(' participate dill Mlle (u ('`own Mountain Sun-daF, Nov. 5 . 'Trip followed an ove r

has

President of the AMS Nellie Don -

the whole plan t

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'Tween Classes

World-Famous

Philosopher

To Speak Today

One of the foremost living

authorities on medieval philos-

aphy and its application in the

present day, Professor Etienne

Gilson, will address students

today in the auditorium at

loon,

1 jazz sest•tte of uut,tluldin o

Vancouver ml shin is will pl'esen t

a concert 011(1('` the auspice-. ()I' th e

Jazz Sm'i(,ty

the Auditorium a t

12 :1 ;e p .m. Friday .

in the Atditnrinnl hy tin Specia lEvents ('emmillce of the I .SE ,

Alias .Aberaetlly l'' one 0t i li atop radio artists in this city in ad-jjriitluu to her many a) )Itu ;ulcesin the 1:()I, nl' both aceenlpauis land snluist all over \V ' e;tern Can •into .

Ilex Inn ;;ram will t'etltnre a Soli- 1eta

h}

Iltelhuweu and shorte r((erhs b} Brahma and I .ecn)na .

The ,great), led b!• pianist Al Aloe -

Indian, hits been especially assemb -

led olio I'('III nursed rem' the nccns -

sion, according to dnhu It \Wai fpl(' 01('111 or Ilse .ItIZ'/ Society .

MacMILLAN GROU P

of their salaries to nun-signers .

1 frillier .

Six Jazzmen Present Show

AL MACMILLA NjazzIIIIIII

played, for night club audience s

land rialto shows ill the past . Re-

hearsals for the jam session, witha l

will be staged under the auspice s

of Lie Literary 01111 Scientific ix-

ecullt(', haw(' been going on fo r

seine weeks under tlse direction ofMacmillan .

Several nnn11)tt's it the progra mwill he urigivals written l)y Mae-mtlllu . The rest of the progra mwill he made up of perennial Jaz zfavorites .

A small admission charge wil lhe 'node at the door ,

elan,` of ceretuonies for thenoon Men' session will he Bo bSmith, ('li(' disc jockey welt() rut sit Friday night jazz show entitledIlul\Ir .

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Thursday, November 16, 1950

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Associates—JOHN NAPIER-HEMP, DON OLIVE R

Undeserved Cloud

Kirsten Flagstad is suprem eamong 'singer's today . Critics th eworld over have agreed upon thi ssweeping generalisation. Last Sat .urday night Vancouver had an op-portunity to discover why such un-inhibited praise has been proffere dby thole notoriously dyspepticgentlemen of the press, the` cr1 .tics .

Madame Flagatad's first appear-ance was disconcerting; a large ,matronly Wettish lodking even lar-ger in a sleeveless gown of white .Madame Flagstad ' s first songs wer ealso disconcerting. Her voice sound-ed tired and a little lacklust r e .Obviously she was holding back .Then she warmed to her art '

Her voice became the perfectinstrument one always knew i tto be. Her control of breath, flexib-ility of nuance, plasticity of vocalline, and mastery of mood weresuch as I have never encountere dbefore . There is no singer todaywho combines such sheer vocal per-fection, such subtlety in the crea-tion of atmosphere, and such per-fect coloration and enunciation o fwords .

Madame Flagstad's deportmen tassumed a nobility that equalle dher interpeetations. Her bearin ghad that dignity, repose and abso-lute authority that is to be ex-pected of a woman who has rise nto be the greatest portrayer of Is .olde and Brunuhilde in the worl dtoday.

The singer's sublime achieve-ment ocurred in the Haugtuss asong cycle by Grieg . It was a rea-lization that approached perfec .Hon.

The Little singers of Paris .werea perplexing group to consider .They sang beautifully, the voice sof the boy sopranos being especl-ally lovely, but with a distortio nof precise r'ythmic values and mus-ical meaning that in spite of th emany moments of sheer aural

LETTER'S TOE EDITOR

Editor, The Ubyssey ,

Deaf' Slr :

The recent production of "Dldoand Aeneas" which has been ac -corded such high praise on ever yside,' brings to mind a song recita lpresented one evening last springby its gifted di r ector, John Re -eves . At that time, Mr. Reeves de -lighted Ills small audience with agroup of Elizabethan and contem-porary British songs renderedwith great sensitivity in a finetenor voice . Unfortunately, be -cause the event was not widelypublicized and also flue to the fac tthat it occurred close to final examdates, only a few people were abl eto attend the concert . Since then ,I have heard a great many re-grets expressed by those who miss-ed it .

I~ is seldom the good fortun eof Vancouver concert-goers t ohear a first-rate musician perfor mmusic of this calibre, particularl ythe rarely-heard Elizabethan songs .May i suggest, therefore, that ' areturn performance by lair . Re-eves would i)e warmly welcome dand appreciated by the scores o fmusic•lovers on the campus .

Yours truly ,

Nancy Little ,

Editor, The Ubyssey ,

Dear Sit' :'i'In'ough the blinding; tears tha t

have been streaming down an ytr ace since, Tuesday's AI .lS meet-ing I send you liiis damp letter o fInmate .

Who Is it Ale Editor : who Isthe heartless brute that is terror-izing our athletes? Who Is it tha tis forcing them to "spread thei rblond and guts all over the gras sto the Staditnn?" Who is it tha tmakes them practice "till all hour sof the night" and then sends the mhome "too tired to study?" Wa nforces them to get "high marks "and wear those dirty black sweat 'era around the campus all the time '.'

11r . Editor, this nmst stop! We Imust let those poor hogs leave thefootball team' in this age of en -Ilghtemnnent we must do awa ywith these press gang methods :which I presume must he being;used on these husky lads to mak etheta play football . This inhummn ,Weedy, and destructive form of tot . -

must stop !

Yours very sineoreley ,Sympalhetie' ))o 're l

Sally .

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Dr . h'1'ieder Weismann arousedthe Vancouver Symphony to pre -sent one of their most satisfyin gconcerts to date. Dr. Weismann isan excellent musician tivhose mud -cal conceptions are direct, well -considered and vitalizing. Unde rhis direction the Heethdven FourthSymphony glowed from a radiat-ing touch, appearing lesser tha nthe later symhonies but considered)separately a great work .

The concert was considerabl yenhanced by the appearance ofRoman Totenherg as soloist in theRrahtps violin concerto. It was i nevery way a, solid achievement .After the opening pages (Inst ils;which Mr . Totenherg adjusted him -self to the acoustics of tho hiepheum Theatre, his tone sang out ,clear and strong, without a trac eof affection . His interpretation wa sstraightforward, manly and win .Hang .

it ,seems fairly obvious from thi s

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Critic On The Heart h

The wholly unintentional and completesly undeserved cloud under which the HomeEconomics Department 's cafeteria manage -merit has been cast should be dispelled atonce.

'The purpose of the Undergraduate Soc-ieties Committee questionnaire and investiga-tions remains vague and ill-defined. Accord .

ing to the best information available to theUbyssey, the investigation arose out of a pro .

teat from a handful of students over qualit yand prices of cafeteria food . Student Council ,which probably would have been wise to res-train itself and be content to point out theobvious facts and forget the matter, author-ised USC Chairman Cy McGuire to set up

an investigating committee and to prepare aquestionnaire to sample student opinion .

But the fact remains that the question -, naire is being circulated. We would sugges t

that any students who are approached by th einvestigating committee remember a fe wbasic facts when preparing their answers .

Now that the tumult and shouting ha sdied, the captains and kings of UBC athletic sshould not depart with any Utopian dream sabout what the Ostrom plan will do .

Ostrom's now-approved recommenda-tions are nothing more than what he purport-

ed them to be : a plan.Brock Ostrom has always been the firs t

to admit that no one can accurately say wha t

the plan 's overall outcome will be .It was designed to give UBC a much -

needed reorganization of the athletic setup .Through such revamping, Ostrom and hi s

supporters hoped and believed that a newinterest in and an improved approach t o

athletics, particula r ly inter-collegiate sports ,would result .

They had good reason to believe tha twhat has worked in other universities wil lwork here, provided the plan also includedsuch modifications as are necessary to UBC ' sown peculiar circumstances .

The Ubyssey now believes that Ostro m

and his fellow-councillors have provided the

The Bird CageIf a humorist wants to be any damn good

these days he has to picture himself as rid-dled with human frailties and fears . He does

this so that his audience, such as it may be ,feels that they have something in common

with him. In other words, he must appear a s

a real person and a regular fellow just lik e

Joe next door . The more petty vices he ha sand the more numerous the doubts that oh-

seas him the better the reader likes him. The

reader feels superior to him, and loves hi mfor the well-meaning hid social misfit that h e

is .The humorist achieves this effect best i n

the dentist stories . .He sees himself quakingin the waiting room, thumbing desperatelythrough decrepit journals in search of escapewhile agonized screams issue from within .Then the nurse comes in, cool es a Novembe rbreeze and antiseptic as a bottle of Lysol .She tells friend humorist he's next . Bein gthoroughly human and as frail as grand -mother's wicker rocking chair, he turns h

jelly and blubbers inane excuses which cool ,antiseptic nurse pish-posher ,

Once inside the real person cringes a sRube Goldberg machines loom menacingl ybefore him. The dentist goes through the ope n

wide routine . His bright, little eyes pop joy -fully as he sinks his fore-arm into an out -size cavity. He gives a meaningul tweak t oen exposed nerve and asks humorist (now i nthe vicinity of the ceiling) if he can foo l

anything . All he can do is gut: a little, andbite the dentist's elbow .

Being a self-imagined humorist I figur-ed it would be the same way when I pa yed a recent visit to the (Ionia a But it was

First and foremost, cafeteria prices are

amazingly low. Had they risen in proportionto rising costs, students would find them -selves in a difficult position again . The HomeEconomics departrrient's administrator, MissElizabeth Little, is compleely on the stu-dents' side . Were there any possible way inwhich prices could be lowered, she would

have implemented it long ago .In the face of steeply rising costs and in

the absence of any subsidy from the univer-sity, prices have risen But they have risenonly slightly in proportion to the costs .

It must be remembered that a meal serv-ed cafeteria style is, at best, unattractive ,Moreover any institutional food eaten dayafter day becomes montonous and tiresome .

' While there are doubtless, problems re-maining which could be rectified, we ar econvinced that the Home Econmics depart-ment and Miss Little in particular deserve ahearty pat on the back—not a slap in theface .

plan and such modifications as can be deemednecessary at the present time .

But our belief in the plan as passed givesno reason to believe that it will necessarilyremain adequate throughout the entire four -year trial period .

Indeed, time may well prove that theplan as it now stands is radically differen tfrom the eventual method which UBC atm.

dents will decide is the best that can be evolv-ed to suit their purposes .

Ostrom has clone a hefty piece of spad ework for which students should be gratefu lfor many years to come .

But now the onus is upon the studentbody itself to study the effects of the plan a sit is put into effect .

No student should remain unware of th eathletic administration setup at any time inthe future .

Willingness to make the plan work, com-bined with cautious observation of all re-sults, should be our by-words .

by Hyfe n

different . I set out with my heart in mymouth where it jostled uncomfortably again-st the jagged edges of my cavities. The den-tist told me my teeth were shot all to hell ,but not in as many words . He explained tha tfood had accumulated around my gum-lines .The carbohydrates had undergone a chemica lchange, leaving a coating of pure lactic aci dwhich had been eating away the enamel .

It all seemed so reasonable . How intercsting science is. If you understand thes ethings they become much less fearsome .

As a start, he explained, my teeth need-ed cleaning. His assistant would attend t othis small detail .

His assistant did .She was a fabulous creature with lus-

trous raven hair, deep brown eyes, ruby lip sapd a petite figure .

"What are you going to do to me?" Iasked, bouncing up and down in the chair .

"I ' m going to pummice your teeth, " shereplied with a sweet, sincere smile . Noneof those personality course leers .

"Yeah, " I said trying to impress th ewench with my native wit, " pummice yo uwon't hurt me? "

She looked at me queerly, and smile das an afterthought .

Then she began working . She started th emotor on the pummice brush, and entwinedher arms about my head, pressing it gent lyagainst her bosom .

Soft music played in the waiting room . . .I've made five or six more appointments .

It's worth the expense if you have your teet hpnmrniced regularly . Keeps the carbohy-drates from decomposing into acids ,

V1/it Reservations

Thursday, November 16, 1930

THE UBYSSEY

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FAITHFUL MIR!7{REPY FRbM SERVIG E

Faster, more efficient mimeographing service will be

available to UBC groups soon when the Alma Mater Society

installs a new Renee machine in Brock Hall.By trading in their worn machine, which has ground

out countless club notices and press releases, the societ y

has acquired a new $700 machine for $400."The new Machine will give students better servic e

because it will save office *Workers hours of physical wor k

sorting and arranging, " AMS treasurer John MacKinno n

said .

Flying Dim Seen' CLASSIFIE D

Arts Football TeamVkforious Wednesday

Engineers showed' "once and for all" which is the best '

faculty on the UBC campus when their highly touted football

squad went down to an 18-0 defeat at the hands of the Artsmen ,

Wednesday noon ,

DP Student AtrivesTwo Months LateFor itStLethi res

A DP student, whose heri-tage has been threatened bywar and communism through-out the ages, has finally arriv-ed, two months late for his firs tlecture .

Vsewolod Koyander, whose Rus-

sian parents ,fled from communis t

clutches to Yugoslavta many years

ago, was prevented from takingadvantage of the first part of hi sUBC scholarship by immigrationofficials in Europe .

He still doesat know why be wa sheld' acid' what caused them to re-lease him, but two months afterhis scheduled trip ' he was flow n

to Canada by'Interhalional RefugeeOrganization .

The one year scholarship offere dhim by International Student's Ser-vice may be postponed now unti lneiif' year, when i will reeuM estudtee in architecture. Meanwhile .the 26-year student, born fn' Yugb-slavia and schooled In Germany ,thinks he has bumped into th eworld's most wonderful country .

"There is so much gaiety here, "

he said "Students are bright an d

cheerful, yo different from the stl :' fand serious student of Europe wh o

does nothing but study .

And for the first time we hav efound a European who likes ou rliquor kiwi. He thinks alchoho lshould not only be expensive !ru textremely hard to get .

'

One thing promised him how -ever, Was not realized. At ever ywhistle stop across Canada he wa swarned of a wet futu r e in Vancou •ver "where they have summer o nthe second Tuesday in August."

lie arrived on the second Satur-day in November to one of th ebrightest clays of the year.

The challenging engineering 1 1

never got past their own 50-yard

ilne except for the first five min-

utes of the game.

The lighter but taster artsme n

ran the ball over the loser's lin e

three times on end runs to rac k

up the lopsided score.

John Fraser, member of the sec •

end year arts executive, made tw o

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Reeves BequestLONDON, Ont . (tiUI)—A $100 ;

00'6 bequest has been made tc theUniversity of Western Ontario by '

the late John Matte Maclean, Wes- ,tern's president G. E. Hall stater )recently.

lleat'ing the name or the lat eRev, M. is Fallon, former Ronra nCatholic Bishop of London, the 'grant will commemorate the greatfriendship between the Canadia npublisher and the Roman Catholic !

dignitary . It will enable the uni-versity to continue its work topreventative medicine which be-gan hi 1945 .

"Western's experiment to ne wmethods of teaching preventativemedicine was the first in Canada ,and it has worked," Dr . Hall stated !emphatically. "Some years ago, "he added, "John Bayne Maclean lwas made an honorary graduate, 'of Western."

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BROWN 1tONSON lighter, valu-able as a keepsake, lost on Tues . ,Nov. 7, on campus, Please returnto Lost & Found, or phone NW2117Y .WRIST WATCH, Man's in physic sbldg. washroom on Mon . abou t3 :30. Please return to Lost &Found or phone Rich . 1140Y .

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A total of 100 men has signe dup already at Fort Camp and a tthe AMS reception desk. Dancecommittee members state that theyhope to "beat the Americans a ttheir own game of friendliness andenthusiasm ."

see Stan Buchanan at Radio Societ yor phone KE 4689 any evening ,VOC climbing lecture In Arts 20 4on Friday, Nov . 17th. Everybodywelcome.

TICKETS can be obtained for th eannual Almsoc roller skating par-ty in clubroom any noon bout thisweek. Don't miss the fun . Come ou tSaturday night.

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By Californian s

BERKELEY, Cal . — Two flyin gsaucers, "brighter than a star" an dwith vapor trails following the mwere reported seen by U of Califor-nia stttdenits recently.

Students going to the cafeteri aabout 7 p .m. reported that theysaw an eliptical object travellingnorth across the sky towards Sa n,Francisco, Reports of saucerscame from San Francisco between8-8 :80 p .m .

Hamilton field air base -report-ed numerous calls du r ing the even-ing. However, they reported tha tthere was nothing in the air tha tcould be mistaken for saucers an dthat they had no reports from theirofficers . "We are only responsibl efor what goes out," officials stat-ed. Unless the air force receive da concrete report from one of it sofficers it would not investigate .

claimed that " . , . they appeare dto be round with searchlights point-ing up to the clouds." A V of Cal .student gave a slnelar odescriptlon .

Frye Dance Honors

One hundred more men are in -of the three touchdowns whllp vited to attend a free dance i nBill Lonny, manager of the Arts' Brock Hall Saturday night . It i sintramural teams, ran over the ! to be a "mixer" dance in hono r

third touchdown•

of women in the " Pacific North -west Hockey tournament .

13111 Neen, 'president of the sec-

and year arts executive has set out

Ted Peters' orchest r a will sup,ply music from 9 p .m. to 12 p .m .

a challenge to meet the engineers 'Free tickets are available to me non the rugger field "any time, signing up for the dance at th eIf they dare to show their heads AMS reception desk in Brock Hall .on a playing field again."

inner-faculty chalrlot race to -morrow is going to be a walk .away for the artsnien, says Neen.

"We'll show the engineers widthfaculty is best ."

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Thursday, November 16, 1950

Hockey it s HostGrass N. West CoAference a

Two University Squads, Two Al lStar Groups Aid Weekend Roste r

"This is a big weekend for women grass hockey enthusi-asts," UBC team manager said yesterday .

For the first time in the history of the Pacific Northwes tGrass Hockey Conference,•play will be conducted in Britis hColumbia .

This university has entered twoteams for conference competition a tBrockton Oval Saturday and Sun .day, and according to past records ,UBC's participants will have firs t

rating. In the past three years ,

Canadian aspirants have lost butone game .

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I'f1{'s soccer team has tied - -again .

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DON ADAMS ace Thunderbird Hockey netminder is rated as

one' of the best in College hockey . A veteran, Don considered a

Varsity educat}on a greater benefit than pro-hockey .

Adams Touted BestIce Hockey Goalie

MORE VALU EHis service years convinced hin t

that he tvonld hcnefll more fromuniversity than in pro hockey . His

decision to come to I'IIC was du elargely to the excellent physical !education course offered .

Soccer Team TiesFourth Straigh t

'noised wlith professional offers

when he was only le ,

The advent of war, however, in-terfered with his hockey career .He served with distinction in th eCanadian Army, and saw action i nFrance and Germany ,

Army Convinces Don EducationMore Important Than Pro Hocke y

By HEt RM FRYDENLUN D

The UBC Thunderbird hockey team represents one of th e

finest college teams on the continent .Don Adams, veteran goal tender, is without question th e

finest goalie in college hockey today .Don was horn in Sasktttonu• ,

where he learned his hockey with 1 irRt ('sus s

top junior and senior teams . I le i t'oluwmt .:Adams played his first game In

had such promise that he was be the blue and gold uniform as a re-placeulent for the then incumben tBill Ilouse, and since that time ha sheeu au outstanding and efficien tperformer as Thunderbird's regu-lar goalie .NO WEAKNESS ,

Don's greatest asset lies In hi ssuperb anticipation and unequal -led ability to use his hands to war d

potejitial points .Ile has no discernable weaknes s

and plays all shots tvith equal ag-ility .

As the last line of defense, toterm hint adequate %veuld he gros sunderstatement ,

.1 player's tree value is m easur-ed hest lly his team spirit and en •the-thistle In this regard Do nIdants nugaesllnna'fly rates as Hu ,closest thing to

indispemsihilit iteal can ta r ts(' ()II a mniversity shunt ,

Don has consistently maintained

standings since his en -

ALLSTAR TEAM $Filling the UBC roster are Pa t

McEwan, Brenda Day, Eleano rCave, Hilary Yates, Dawn Thomp-son, Pat Strange, Mac Milling, Al .Ilson Letterman, Doree McKee ,June Taylor, Marie Harr ison, Jea nTaylor, Jackie Rice and Elain e

Boon,

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Dree Stewart captains the form-er group, while Eleanor Cave, thelatter .

Two women's all-star teams hav ebeen chosen from Inter-city leaguesto represent Vancouver .

American squads will consis tof entries from the Utdv irsityof Washington, University of Idaho,University of Oregon, Oregon State ,College of Idaho, Boise Junior Col •lege, College of Puget Sound, and(lark College.

HOCKEY CLINI CWestern Washington College o f

Education and the Forest Grov eHockey Club complete the list .

Saturday, Varsity is scheduledto play the University of Oregonat 9 a.m ., and Oregon State a t12 :30 p .m .

UBC group will meet the Uni -versity of Washington at 10 a .m

LOOSE SCRUM 'and Oregon State at 1 :30 p .m .

Next man to score for the Brave sSunday, Varsity plays the Unl• t was Ron Duff, who picked tip th e

versity of Washington .

ball from a ,loose serum to stem !Demonstration of various pltt!s, lietts completed the convert to pu t

and it general Hockey Clinic will the Braves adead 8-0 . 'be conducted by Canadian teams! Soon afterwards, right wing anfi'vn 11 :30 a .m. to 12 :30 p,m, on coach Bob McKee of, the Redskin sthe latter day .

went over for that team's only try .

Braves Stop 'Skins

To Hold 'Inter-city

English Rugby Lead

UBC Braves came out on to p

8-3 over a hairy Redskin squa d

in a bruising ,English Rugger

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under very cold weather con-

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Braves found the underrate d'Skins to be tough opposition, andhad to fight hard to keep thei rplace in the Bell-frving Cup leagu e

.secure .

In the first halt', both teams play •ed far more rough than smar t

rugby, and no team gained an od evantage, although the Braves di drepeatedly move Into a position t oscore.

SUDDEN PLA YMost of the period was played I n

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Second half play proved far moreInteresting than the rather slopp yprevious period .

Ten minutes after the start, Jer-ry Palmer, 3•Ilne man for th eBraved, finally managed to get ou ta pass to wing Grant Butts wh oawoke from his enforced letharg ylong enough to step through thewhole' Redgk'n squad and scor eafter a 30 yard run . Convert wasmissed .

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