Accoutrements 2015 Catalog

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2015 WHOLALE ÊTALOG 015-A

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Transcript of Accoutrements 2015 Catalog

2015 WHOLESALE CATALOG 015-A

WELCOMEFor 35 years we've challenged the status quo with our original and amazing products. No matter what "The Man" has thrown at us, we continue to commit the thought crime of trying to make people happy.

While those in charge attempt to make our world smaller and dark-er, we dare to make it brighter and more hilarious. This year, we reaffirm our sacred commitment to supply intelligent fun to the masses trapped in shackles of boredom, homogeneity and fuddy-duddiness.

We, an underground collective of funny introverted grumps, raise high the banner of quality, inexpensive products that make life worth living!

Dare to let yourself be happy. Dare to let your spirits soar and your heart beat with hope as you feast upon our creations presented on the pages of the catalog you hold in your hands.

SUPER AWESOME POSTCARDS BOOKThis book contains 30 of the most Awesome Postcards ever produced. In fact, we dare to call them SUPER AWESOME! Picturing everything from boxing kangaroos to daredevils to spontaneous combustion, they are guaranteed to get attention (or confusion if your friends are lame) when you send them. Each 4" x 6" (10.2 cm x 15.2 cm) postcard is made of heavy stock and tears easily from the book. Twelve shrink wrapped books in each illustrated display box.

12455. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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LOVE NOTE POSTCARDS BOOKFinding new and exciting ways to express your affection is the key to long relationships. This book contains 30 postcards to mail or just leave on a pillow for the one you love. Each features retro art and the kind of horrible puns that mean you really love someone. For example, a vacuum cleaner saying, “You fill the vacuum in my heart.” Each 4" x 6" (10.2 cm x 15.2 cm) postcard is made of heavy stock and tears easily from the book. Twelve shrink wrapped books in each illustrated display box.

12531. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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D E S K . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0 2

C O S T U M E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 0

F U N . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 6

H YG I E N E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 9

H O M E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 5

K I T C H E N . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 1

C A N D Y . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 8

C AT S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 3

B A C O N . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 4

Z O M B I E S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 7

W R I T E R S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 8

B I G F O O T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 0

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DRESS-UP BIGFOOTYou probably haven’t thought about it before, but Bigfoot walks around naked. Yeah, his fur makes it look like he’s all covered up, but he’s a forest-living, hippy nudist. Our laminated cardboard Dress-Up Bigfoot comes with 28 reusable vinyl cling pieces of clothing and accessories that you can use to dress Bigfoot. At 16" (40.6 cm) tall, he’ll make a hand-some desk accessory or holiday decoration. You can dress Bigfoot to your whim, but we’re partial to him in his tighty-whities. Dress and redress Bigfoot year-round, all the clings are reusable. Illustrated cardboard envelope.

12485. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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HALLOWEEN MINI DECORATIONSWho has room to store decorations for every holiday? These eleven Halloween dec-orations tuck neatly away in the 5" x 5½" x ½" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin. Perfect for decorating your cubicle or a breakfast nook, these thick paper decorations glow in the dark to terrify tiny trick-or-treaters or scare small spooky spirits. Some decorations are jointed including a spiffy skeleton. Boo! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12532. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SUPER AWESOME BIRTHDAY MINI DECORATIONSSomeone Super Awesome is having a birthday, but space is at a premium. What do you do? These eight thick paper decorations are the perfect decorations whether you’re celebrating a birthday in an office cubicle, a tiny apartment or a space capsule. Not only that, but these feature such Super Awesome things as Lincoln popping out of a cake and a horse-man riding an ostrich. Some are jointed. Comes in a 5" x 5½" x ½" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12529. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT POCKET JOURNALSThis is a set of three notebooks and each has a different cover decorated with Bigfoot. You can write anything you want inside, but to the world, you’ll look like a scientist trying to find Sasquatch. Each journal is 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm), has 48 pages of ruled paper and a pocket in the back. These are used by the actual Bigfoot to write his slam poetry! Set of three attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN.

12517. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

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GRUMP NOTEBOOKSNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought we’d make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world. This is a set of three 48 page, 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm) notebooks labelled Daily Disappoint-ments, Things That Annoy Me and Fresh Rants. Each has ruled paper and a pocket in the back to hold extra complaints. These are perfect for keeping notes of bad reviews, remembering what you’re mad about and making lists of things you’re dreading. Set of three attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN.

12522. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

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SUPER AWESOME COLORING BOOKThis is just like the coloring books you remember from when you were a kid... except super awe-some! This twenty-four page, 8" x 10 ¼" (20.3 cm x 26 cm) book has both coloring and activity pages. Featured pictures include Bigfoot, hypno-tism, Abraham Lincoln and many more. ISBN.

12512. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EXISTENTIAL COLORING BOOKThis looks like a coloring book for kids, but it’s probably not a good idea to give it to one. This twenty-four page, 8" x 10 ¼" (20.3 cm x 26 cm) book is a great gift for philosophy majors or any-one else overwhelmed with a feeling of hopeless-ness. Features quotes from existential thinkers, mysterious pictures to color and mildly depressing activities. ISBN.

12516. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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INTROVERT NOTEBOOKSWe know, you just want to be left alone! But, while you’re alone, you can write in this set of three notebooks labelled Don’t Look at Me, Private Thoughts and People to Avoid. Each 48-page, 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm) ruled paper notebook has tips for introverts on the inside front cover and a pocket in the back. Set of three attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN.

12535. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

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CREEPY WRAPPING PAPER BOOKFinally, a wrapping paper that lets you do something thoughtful while still being creepy. From a distance this wrapping paper looks normal, but get up close and it’ll make your skin crawl. This 13⅝" x 9⅝" (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of folded paper. Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Warning: Contains clowns, ventriloquist dummies, earwigs and other images appropriate for any holiday! Bagged. ISBN.

12413. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SUPER AWESOME CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER BOOKWhy settle for a boring old merry Christmas when you could have a super awesome Christmas? This 13⅝" x 9 ⅝" (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of folded paper decorated with super awesome images like Santaur, Santa Pickle and Bigfoot. All that weak, wimpy normal wrapping paper will get pushed all the way under the tree, and we all know the packages wrapped with Super Awesome Wrapping Paper are going to be opened first. Yule love it! Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Bagged. ISBN.

12491. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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MEAT PARADE WRAPPING PAPER BOOKOnce a year all the best meats in the world gather together to celebrate our meaty heritage with a Meat Parade, but you can use this Meat Parade Wrapping Paper year-round. This 13⅝" x 9⅝" (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of the meatiest folded gift wrap in the world. Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Includes pimento loaf, bacon (cooked and uncooked) and an actual meat parade. Bagged. ISBN.

12410. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT RESEARCH KITEverybody is out searching for Bigfoot these days and we’re here to help. Our Bigfoot Research Kit contains items that easily double (maybe triple!) your chances of finding Bigfoot. Comes in a 7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) decorated cardboard box that contains stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags. Six shrink wrapped boxes in each illustrated display box.

12519. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SUPER AWESOME TRADING CARDSThese trading cards aren’t just awesome, they’re SUPER AWESOME! Each 2½" x 3½" (6.4 cm x 8.9 cm) pack contains ten different cards featuring various things that are SUPER AWESOME! From Abe Lincoln to Zombies, collect all fifty cards in the set! Twenty-four packs in each illustrated display box.

12096. $1.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA NAPKIN SKETCHBOOKThe best ideas are written on cocktail napkins at the end of an evening, so why not write all your ideas on napkins? This Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook will increase the chances of your big idea turning profits and, as an added bonus, your business plan will be absorbent. Each 5⁄" x 4¾" sketchbook is filled with thirty blank napkins (120 pages) for you to jot down products or invent the next big social media network (or both). Clear acetate box. ISBN.

12506. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON GIFT WRAPTwo 20" x 30" (50.8 cm x 76.2 cm) sheets of quality wrapping paper in each bag with info sticker.

12169. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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MUSTACHE GIFT WRAPTwo 20" x 30" (50.8 cm x 76.2 cm) sheets of quality wrapping paper in each bag with info sticker.

12173. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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Two 20" x 30"Sheets!

Two 20" x 30"Sheets!

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EDGAR ALLAN POE TATTOOSEdgar Allan Poe Tattoos reveal your inner darkness to the world. Thirty-three temporary tattoos come in an illustrated 5" x 5½" x ½" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) tin. They are inspired by such stories and poems as “The Tell-Tale Heart,” “The Cask of Amontillado” and “The Raven.” These are the perfect thing to enter-tain yourself if you’re ever BURIED ALIVE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12479. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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JANE AUSTEN TATTOOSScandalous! Wicked! In Jane Austen’s time only brigands and sailors had tattoos, but today even the highly cultured decorate themselves with ink (at least temporarily). Jane Austen Tattoos come in a 5" x 5½" x ½" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin that contains twenty-two temporary tattoos on four sheets. They’ll help you show your undying love for Mr. Darcy and his 10,000 pounds a year. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12441. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SURPRISE TATTOOSOne of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcycle, no one will ask you about it. However, the Surprise Tattoos tin contains twenty-six temporary tattoos that are guaran-teed to make people sit up and take notice. From monsters to historical figures to a blender, these are the kind of tattoos that look like there’s a story behind them. Comes in a 3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12323. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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TATTOUPÉESAn artist is envious of blank space, so when we see a bald head we just want to put something up there. This set of thirty-five tattoos on four sheets are temporary tattoos designed to be put on bald heads. The per-fect gift for your favorite follicly-challenged gentleman. So cool, you’ll wish you were bald. Comes in a 5" x 5½" x ½" (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12378. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY GOOGLY EYESTin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes ranging from ½" (1.3 cm) to ⅞" (3 cm) in diameter. Peel off the sticky back and put them on any inanimate object. Twelve tins in each illustrated display box.

12266. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY GLOW IN THE DARK GOOGLY EYESTin filled with eighteen pairs (36 pieces) of plastic eyes in four different sizes ranging from ½" (1.3 cm) to ⅞" (3 cm) in diameter with adhesive backs. Now you can Eye-bomb 24 hours a day! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12382. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BIG GOOGLY EYESSet of two. 3" (7.6 cm) in diameter. Plastic. Adhesive back. Illustrated window box.

12383. $2.50/set of 2 (12 set minimum)

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GIANT GOOGLY EYESSet of two. 7" (17.8 cm) diameter. Plastic. Adhesive back. Illustrated window box.

12305. $3.50/set of 2 (6 set minimum)

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GOOGLY EYE PUSH PINS⅜" (11 mm) diameter. Twenty-five moving Googly Eye Push Pins. Illustrated box.

12373. $2.50/pc (12 set minimum)

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BACON TAPEPlastic dispenser comes with 100 feet (30.5 m) of ¾" (1.9 cm) wide tape that looks like an endless strip of bacon. Illustrated box.

12481. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON STORAGE BOXThick cardboard box with magnetic closure. 7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm). Includes a free sticker sheet full of bacony goodness. Illustrated sleeve. Shrink wrapped.

12453. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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MYSTERY STORAGE BOXThick cardboard box with magnetic closure. 7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm). Includes a free sticker sheet with extra questions marks. Illustrated sleeve. Shrink wrapped.

12461. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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ILLUMINATI STORAGE BOXThick cardboard box with magnetic closure. 7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm). Includes a free sticker sheet covered with mysterious symbols. Illustrated sleeve. Shrink wrapped.

12464. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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GIFT ALARMThis 2¾" (7 cm) tall Gift Alarm has a motion detector with a 4 foot (1.2 m) range. If some lookie-loo tries to approach their stack of gifts, the alarm goes into DEFCON 1 with a loud siren and flashing red lights. Batteries included. Illustrated box.

12409. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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GIANT WOODEN PENCILThe greatest feature of this 13½" (34.3 cm) long Giant Pencil is that it’s a real pencil. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it’s perfect for making your desk look tiny or for doing huge crossword puzzles. Illustrated acetate box.

11126. $2.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CREEPY HORSE HEAD MASKWe’ve discovered yet another universal truth — a person wearing a Horse Head Mask looks downright disturbing. But don’t take our word for it; wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you! Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12027. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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LADY HORSE MASKThere’s no rule that says you can’t be creepy and pretty at the same time. This female version of our Creepy Horse Mask has a bit of makeup and long, luscious lashes that are red carpet ready. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12471. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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ZOMBIE HORSE MASKIf human zombies start roaming the earth, surely the creepy horse people will as well. This latex Zombie Horse Mask looks like it just dragged itself out of the glue factory in search of brains. In fact, it could be a prop from a new show called “The Galloping Dead." Glows in the dark. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12465. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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MAGICAL UNICORN MASKAre you a secret unicorn? We’ve found that many people, especial-ly our customers, are secretly unicorns in their hearts – honest, forthright and, to tell the truth, a little weird. This mask lets you be the unicorn you know you are! Latex. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12283. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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EAGLE TALONSWhile these are obviously amazing when paired with our Bald Eagle Mask, they’re also great by themselves. Whether you’re riding the bus or perching on the back of a chair, you’ll feel like building a nest and then ripping into some carrion. Set of two. Latex. 13 ½" (34.3 cm) long. Fit most adult hands. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12511. $17.50/set of 2 (3 set minimum)

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PIGEON MASKWear this Pigeon Mask to sit on statues or beg for bread by a park bench. This latex mask is so amazingly realistic, your cat will think that one of its bird victims has risen from the grave to exact revenge. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12367. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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CROW MASKThis Crow Mask is great when you don’t want to be judged as you pick through some roadkill. It’s a realistic, latex mask that cries out for you to scare old people who are feeding bread to birds in the park. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12445. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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COCKY CHICKEN MASKThis is one confident chicken. In fact it’s so sure of itself, that it’s a bit cocky. This realistic latex Chicken Mask is gorgeous from the tip of its beak to the comb on top of its head. You’ll be the cock of the walk! Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12478. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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CARDINAL MASKThe male cardinal is one of the most colorful birds in North America and is the state bird of Ohio. This full-sized, adult Cardinal Mask lets you strut your stuff with bright plumage that is sure to make you the cock of the walk. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12286. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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BALD EAGLE MASKThis full-head adult mask is perfect for avian appreciators who want to resemble that most noble bird of prey, the Eagle. This mask is so true to life, you’ll feel like you should be hunting in the wilderness and posing on money. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12504. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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PUG MASKThis full-sized adult Pug Mask lets you dress up like Queen Victoria’s favorite dog—the pug. It is so realistic that as soon as you put it on, you’ll feel the urge to snort, beg for food and dress up as a portly, sad bumblebee. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12419. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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SQUIRREL MASKThis full-sized, adult Squirrel Mask is the perfect thing to freak out your neighbors. Just slip it on, sneak over and steal birdseed until they notice. If it freaks out people, just imagine what it will do to squirrels! They’ll never come back to your yard again. Do not wear around dogs. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12293. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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HAPPY PIG MASKOf course our Happy Pig Mask is happy. Pigs are made of bacon, how could they not be smiling constantly? This latex mask depicts a realistic pig with a wry smile and a cocked ear. It’s sure to be a hit at your next barbecue or freaking out the waitress when she brings your bacon at brunch. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12474. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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MAN HANDSMost of the time, people don’t use the term “man hands” as a compliment, but massive manly mitts do have their uses. Just put on this set of two 14" (35.6 cm) long latex hands and the whole world will take notice. These are great for hailing a cab, high fives, directing traffic or getting noticed when volunteering for something. Fits most adult hands. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12463. $17.50/set of 2 (3 set minimum)

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GIANT LOBSTER CLAWSSet of two. Latex. 14½" (37 cm) long. Fits most adult hands. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12412. $17.50/set of 2 (3 set minimum)

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HORSE HOOVESSet of two. Latex. 14" (35.6 cm) long. Fits most adult hands. Goes great with the Creepy Horse Mask. Illustrated hang tag.

12457. $17.50/set of 2 hooves (3 set minimum)

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INFLATABLE BEARDVinyl with elastic loops to hang over your ears. Illustrated box.

12224. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE UNICORN HORNVinyl with elastic strap. 11" (28 cm) long. Comes in a decorative tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12267. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE TENTACLE ARMVinyl. 3 feet (91 cm) x 7" (17.8 cm) diameter. Illustrated box.

12256. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE TOUPÉEVinyl. 9⁄" x 5⁄" (24.1 cm x 14 cm). Elastic loops go around your chin. Illustrated box.

12362. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE EVIL UNICORN HORN FOR CATSBlack. Vinyl. 5½" (14 cm) long. Four-point elastic strap system that holds it on a kitty’s noggin. Illustrated box.

12395. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE BEARD OF BEESVinyl. 10" (25.4 cm) long. Includes elastic hoops that go around your ears. Illus-trated box.

12359. $3.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE CTHULHU ARMVinyl. 3 feet (91 cm) x 7" (17.8 cm) diameter. Illustrated box.

12307. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE CTHULHU BEARDVinyl. 9⁄" (24.1 cm) long. Elastic loops that go around your ears. Illustrated box.

12369. $3.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE UNICORN HORN FOR CATSVinyl. 5⁄" (14 cm) long. Four-point elastic strap system that holds it comfortably on a kitty’s noggin. Illustrated box.

12364. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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AMAZING HYPNO GLASSESLenticular action in high quality plastic frames. As you move your head, the spirals in the glasses appear to twirl. Illustrated window box.

12469. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BLINKY DOLL-EYES GLASSESLenticular action in high quality plastic frames. As you nod your head, the eyes appear to be blinking. Illustrated blistercard.

12472. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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GOOGLY EYES GLASSESPlastic. Pupils move when your head shakes. You can see out of them, but do not drive while wearing. You can’t see that well. Illustrated blistercard.

12386. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SEE BEHIND YOU GLASSESPlastic. Mirrors on the inside of the lens that let you see what’s going on behind you. Illustrated box.

12462. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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ANIME EYES GLASSESSlipping these on allows you to mimic the large eyes of anime characters. Plastic. Illustrated blistercard.

12284. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CLASSIC DISGUISE GLASSES Plastic frames, synthetic hair. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated header.

09510. $1.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

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SET OF 10MUSTACHES

STYLISH MUSTACHESLifelike synthetic hair with adhesive back-ing. Seven different styles on each illustrated blistercard.

10484. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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GNARLY TEETHSoft vinyl. Nine different styles in each illustrated window box.

10818. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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RED FEZVelour. Fits an average- sized adult head, but also looks good perched precariously on an over-sized melon. Illustrated hang tag.

12452. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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PENCIL THIN MUSTACHESLifelike synthetic fuzz with adhesive backing. Five different styles on each illustrated blistercard.

11481. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BENDABLE PARTY MUSTACHELifelike synthetic mustache with rubber piece that gently clips to your nose and internal wire that allows you to bend it into different shapes. 6¾" (17.1 cm) long. Illustrated blistercard.

11568. $1.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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HIPSTER MUSTACHELifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing. Illustrated blistercard.

12107. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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ARTIST FACIAL HAIRLifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing. Illustrated blistercard.

12143. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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STYLISH MUSTACHES FOR GIRLSLifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing. Seven different styles on each illustrated blistercard.

11928. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON-SCENTED MUSTACHELifelike synthetic hair with adhesive back. 4" (10.2 cm) wide. Smells like bacon. Illustrated sleeve.

12442. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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MUSTACHE PARTYTen 2¾" wide synthetic hair mus-taches in a 3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) illustrated tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12449. $4.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CRAZY CAT LADY ACTION FIGUREEvery town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She’s the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats. Illustrated window box.

12470. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT ACTION FIGUREThis 7¼" (18.4 cm) tall hard vinyl Bigfoot Action Figure is the perfect thing to hide in the bushes of your backyard. Then you and your friends can dress up in camo and look for it. Intricate articulation allows it to be posed just like frame 352 of the famous Patterson film footage. Illustrated window box.

12458. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ACTION FIGUREWilliam Shakespeare is considered to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made him into an action figure. This hard vinyl 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall figure includes a removable book and quill pen. Comes in an illustrated window box that looks like a book.

12447. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SIGMUND FREUD ACTION FIGUREEach 5" (12.7 cm) tall hard vinyl figure captures Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar. Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious and embrace the symbolism of your dreams. Illustrated window box.

12466. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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JANE AUSTEN ACTION FIGUREThis 5½" (14 cm) tall hard vinyl figure pays homage to one of history’s greatest observers of human behavior. It includes a book and quill as accessories and is the perfect gift for any Austen fan no matter their sensibility or prejudices. Comes in an illustrated window box that looks like a book.

12443. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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EDGAR ALLAN POE ACTION FIGUREEdgar Allan Poe invented the detective story, horror fiction and modern short stories, so it should come as no surprise that we are honoring him with a very pale action figure. This hard vinyl 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall representation of Poe includes a raven that can perch on his shoulder. Comes in an illustrated window box that looks like a book.

12450. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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AVENGING UNICORNEveryone wants an imaginary unicorn friend that they can call forth to smite their enemies. The Avenging Unicorn Playset has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations. Put the posable 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall hard vinyl unicorn on a flat surface and then impale one of three 3⁄" (7.9 cm) tall soft vinyl figures included (bank CEO, mime and hipster).

12459. $8.00/set (6 set minimum)

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GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ZOMBIES PLAYSETWreak havoc on your sister’s precious diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Playset! Each set includes nine 1" (2.5 cm) to 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall hard vinyl zombies, complete with blank stares, gaping mouths, open wounds and missing limbs! Turn off the lights and they glow! Fantastic undead fun for the whole family! Illustrated blistercard.

11739. $9.50/set of 9 (4 set minimum)

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REMOTE CONTROL ZOMBIE Plastic. 7¾" (19.7 cm) tall zombie, 2¾" (7 cm) long brain-shaped remote. Infrared remote tech-nology; walks and groans! Requires three AAA batteries (not included). Clamshell blister with illustrated card.

11756. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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YOU’RE THE STARYou know you’re awesome, why is the rest of the world so slow to come around? This set of five hard vinyl figures is the adoring public you so richly deserve. Set them up anywhere you need an ego boost! Figures range in size from 2" (5.1 cm) to 3" (7.6 cm) tall and are both photographers and autograph-seeking fans. It’s just like your parents always told you—you are special. Illustrated window box.

12468. $7.00/set of 5 (6 set minimum)

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HORRIFIED MOVIE VICTIMSEvery monster movie, disaster movie and super- hero movie needs nameless victims to get squished by buses, stepped on by giant lizards and just react to what’s going on with appropriate horror. These four hard vinyl figures are about 3" (7.6 cm) tall and posed like they are reacting to the world falling apart around them. Illustrated window box.

12454. $5.50/set of 4 (6 set minimum)

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BENDABLE MR. BACONYou love bacon and Mr. Bacon loves you. He wants to accom-pany you on your many adventures. We wish you both the best. Each 5⁄" (14.3 cm) tall figure is made of soft vinyl with bendable arms and legs. Illustrated card.

12049. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD GENIUS BEETHOVENThis 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall, soft vinyl Ludwig van Beethoven bust on a metal spring looks perfect sitting right above the radio in your car. If you time going over bumps just right, you can get him to bob along to even the most inappropriate songs. In fact, he seems to especially like speed metal. Who knew? Illustrated window box.

12538. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD GENIUS SHAKESPEARETired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall, soft vinyl bust of William Shakespeare on a metal spring sticks to your dashboard and acts as a muse. “Thou hast cut me off, maggot-lipped blaggard!” Illustrated window box.

12524. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD CAT BUDDHAYour kitty sure looks likes it has secret wis-dom, so it seems only natural to put a cat head on a Buddhist monk body. This hard vinyl Dashboard Cat Buddha is 5" (12.7 cm) tall and is mounted on a metal spring ready to stick to the dashboard of your car. Illustrated window box.

12508. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CREEPY HORSE MANOur Horse Mask has become a staple of popular culture. However, there are moments where the mask is inappropri-ate. For instance, you shouldn’t wear it while driving. But you can take this 6" (15.2 cm) tall hard vinyl Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler anywhere. Illustrated window box.

12394. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SLICEY THE PIGStick this 6½" (16.5 cm) tall vinyl pig-gy on the dashboard of your car with the adhesive base, and he will go into a slicing frenzy every time you go over a bump. That crazy Slicey, what will he do next? Illustrated window box.

12294. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD ZOMBIEThere has been some debate about whether slow or fast zombies are scarier, but what about the zombie that stands in place and menaces you with spring-loaded neck and arms? This hard vinyl Dashboard Zombie is a gruesome 5½" (14 cm) figure of brain-hungry terror standing atop an adhesive base, and will waggle its rotting limbs at you no matter where you turn. Illustrated window box.

12243. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD JESUSEach 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall hard vinyl Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base. If you don’t have a car, stick him up somewhere that you could use a little peace, serenity or forgiveness. Illustrated window box.

11093. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD MONKPark this peaceful, 4¾" (12 cm) tall Dashboard Monk anywhere you need spiritual inspiration. Each hard vinyl monk has an adhesive base and sways with the slightest provocation, remind-ing us that sometimes it is wise to bend like a willow. Illustrated window box.

11055. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD EYEBALL WIGGLERThe Dashboard Eyeball wears a fez and represents all the illuminated, ancient knowledge of fraternal organizations. Of course, it also looks cool to have a freaking eyeball on your dashboard, so if you’re not into all that symbolic stuff, you should still buy it. The hard vinyl Dashboard Eyeball is 4⁄" (11.4 cm) tall and is mounted on a metal spring for bouncy action. Adhesive base. Illustrated window box.

12340. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD HULA GIRLAll dashboards can be improved by the presence of this quality Dashboard Hula Girl. She sways her 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall body gracefully to and fro on springy hips under a silky tasseled “grass” skirt. Made of hard vinyl with adhesive base. Illustrated window box.

11328. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DASHBOARD MONSTERYou probably recognize this multi-eyed monster; he’s one of our Deluxe Finger Monsters transformed into a Dashboard Monster. That’s right, we’ve liberated him from being on the tip of your finger and put him on the dashboard of your car. This hard vinyl and metal 4¾" (12 cm) tall creature has an adhesive base for easy placement and springs in seven locations. Illustrated window box.

12291. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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FINGER HANDSHey dude, did you ever wonder what it would look like if your fingers had tiny hands on the end as if they were arms? It’s a freak out! These irresistible soft vinyl finger puppets fit snugly on the end of your finger and look like a tiny right hand. Each is 2¾" (7 cm) tall and with a full set on your hand, you can give a high twenty-five. 72 count. Illustrated display box.

12513. 45¢/pc (72 pc minimum)

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FINGER MONSTERSThese adult-sized finger puppets are about 2" (5.1 cm) tall and made of rubber. Their flailing arms, open mouths and huge, bulging eyes will have you giggling uncontrollably. Eight different styles. Sixty in each illustrated display box.

09181. 35¢/pc (60 pc minimum)

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GLOW FINGER ZOMBIESExposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs… Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, these 1¾" (4.4 cm) to 2" (5.1 cm) tall undead finger pup-pets are perfect for low budget puppet shows. Five different styles. Sixty in each illustrated display box.

11815. 35¢/pc (60 pc minimum)

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VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY FINGER PUPPETSThese are probably the creepiest finger puppets ever made! You get a set of four 2½" (6.4 cm) soft vinyl figures that look like old-fashioned ventriloquist dummies. While the jaws on these finger puppets don’t move, they do jiggle a bit like they’re coming to life. In other words, if you put these in a drawer before you go to bed, don’t be surprised if they’re on the counter when you wake up. Illustrated window box.

12439. $3.50/set of 4 (6 set minimum)

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DELUXE FINGER MONSTERS SETAs you know, our bulk Deluxe Finger Monsters are one of our best sellers. This set of four 2" (5.1 cm) tall rubber finger mon-sters have unique colors not available in the bulk version, plus an illustrated window box that makes them a perfect gift item. Your fingers have never been so scary!

12486. $2.50/set of 4 (12 set minimum)

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HANDICORNYour hand is fine, but it lacks a certain… magic. You need Handicorn! This set of five soft vinyl finger puppets (four hooves and a unicorn head) takes your humdrum human hand and terrifically trans-forms it into a unicorn! The hooves are 2" (5.1 cm), head is 2½" (6.4 cm). Your hand is going to look majestic posed on a rainbow! Illustrated box.

12530. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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OH NO… ZOMBIES! BOARD GAMEYou’re trapped in the middle of nowhere inside a rundown shack surrounded by zombies. Your only hope for survival is to get to one of the abandoned stores so you can get a battery for the CB radio in the shack and a shotgun to help you survive the trip back. Includes spooky gameboard, fourteen 2" tall, plastic game pieces, thirty-four cards and three dice. 18½" x 9½" x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

11994. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum)

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MR. BACON’S BIG ADVENTURE BOARD GAMEAs you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland, you’ll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands and twenty-four game cards. 18½" x 9½" x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

11952. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum)

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CRAZY CAT LADY BOARD GAMEYou can never have too many cats. Or can you? In this exciting board game you attempt to collect more cats than your fellow competitors as you make your way around the board. Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, fifty ⁄" (1.6 cm) tall plastic cats and four Wildcat cards. 18½" x 9½" x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

11893. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum)

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FINGER TENTACLESPut these tentacles on your fingers and you’ll be the star of the next big cepha-lopod convention (Cephalo-Con!). Each 7" (17.8 cm) long, suction-cup adorned appendage is soft and rubbery, just like calamari! Thirty-six in each illustrated display box.

12161. $1.00/pc (36 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY AFFIRMATION BUTTONEach 4¼" x 2¾" x ¾" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm) plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA bat-teries (not included). Illustrated box with clear acetate lid.

12191. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY MEOW BUTTONJust press the button and you’ll be treated to the reassuring sound of a cat’s meow. Each 4¼" x 2¾" x ¾" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm) plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included). Illus-trated box with clear acetate lid.

12187. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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FAIL BUTTONWhenever someone falls a little short of a win, you can help to cheer them by pressing this Fail Button that plays the sad trombone sound. Each 4¼" x 2¾" x ¾" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm) plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included). Illus-trated box with clear acetate lid.

12406. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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INSTANT AUDIENCEThis plastic 3½" (8.9 cm) electronic Instant Audience noisemaker comes with four sounds—applause, crick-ets, rimshot and a booing audience. The perfect thing for an instant ego boost or giving effortless feedback to others. Imagine the face of your spouse when he or she tells a corny joke and you play cricket sounds. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve.

12404. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY HORSEYou’ve got your Horse Mask, but your ability to neigh is pretty pathetic. Let’s not even talk about your whinny. This plastic 3½" (8.9 cm) electron-ic Emergency Horse noisemaker includes four sounds—neigh, whinny, snort and gallop. Also good for phone conversations that need a little spicing up. Three LR44 batteries included. Illustrated card sleeve.

12400. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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YODELLING BACONBacon. Is there anything it can’t do? Well, until now it couldn’t yodel! This plastic 5½" (14 cm) strip of bacon has a button that triggers a cheerful alpine ditty. Requires two AAA batteries, not included. Illustrated window box.

12488. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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YODELLING PICKLEAt last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that you have always hoped for! Each 5¼" (13.3 cm) long plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Batteries included. Illustrated window box.

11761. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SCREAMING PICKLEThe follow-up to our world famous Yodelling Pickle, this 5¼" (13.3 cm) plastic pickle looks the same. But this briny buddy doesn’t sing, it yells. We’ve found it to be a great stress reliever around the office. Having a bad day? Just press the button and this pickle sounds off with a dilly of a scream so loud it can be heard in the next barrel. Take that, Mondays! Batteries included. Illustrated window box.

12475. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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ULTIMATE GEEK PENTwist the metal tip one way and you get a ballpoint pen, twist it the other way and you get a stylus tip for use with PDAs and games. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press the bottom button to cycle through the flashlight and UV light. The flashlight even comes on a flexible rod for precision aiming. 5¼" (13.3 cm) long. Batteries included. Clamshell blister with illustrated card.

11888. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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ULTRAVIOLET SPY PENEach 5" (12.7 cm) long plastic spy pen features ink that is made of spe-cial high-brightness compounds that are invisible to the naked eye, but magically illuminate when exposed to ultraviolet light. A blacklight is conveniently located on the opposite end of the pen, allowing you to read any messages left to you by your spy friends. Batteries included. Illustrated blistercard.

11129. $5.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EAR BUDDIES EAR BUDSOf products that call themselves ear buds, these may be the only ones that actually deserve the name. They have tiny ears that sit on your regular ears emphasizing how hard you’re listening. These are instantly funny to everyone who sees them. Compatible with your iPod or iPhone, or anything with a 3.5 mm jack. Illustrated window box.

12372. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SPY EYE RIGHT ANGLE VIEWERIf there’s one thing spies hate, it’s turning their heads slightly to one side to look at things. That’s why this plastic 1¼" x 1¼" (3.2 cm x 3.2 cm) Spy Eye Right Angle Viewer is so useful. You just hold it up to your eye and no one knows you’re staring at them. Illustrated blistercard.

12456. $1.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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• Pen

• Laser

• Stylus

• UV Light

• Flashlight

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MODEST URNDeath can be expensive. That’s why we made our Modest Urn for the frugal. This metal container, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so you can customize it for the deceased. It’s 5" tall (12.7 cm), 4" (10.2 cm) diameter and has a volume of 62.8 cubic inches (102.9 cubic cm). In addition, there’s a reusable interior metal seal and an exterior plastic cap. Includes a fill-in-the-blanks eulogy for easy mourning. Shrink wrapped.

12489. $4.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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MODEST PET URNHave you seen the price of urns lately? Spending mon-ey is no proof of love! This urn is modestly priced. This metal container, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so you can customize it for the deceased. It’s 5" tall (12.7 cm), 4" (10.2 cm) diameter and has a volume of 62.8 cubic inches (102.9 cubic cm). In addition, there’s a reusable interior metal seal and an exterior plastic cap. Includes a fill-in-the-blanks eulogy for easy mourning. Shrink wrapped.

12492. $4.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DR. FREUD’S THERAPY BALLPlastic. 3¾" (9.5 cm). Twenty differ-ent responses. Illustrated window box.

11742. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SARCASTIC BALLPlastic. 3¾" (9.5 cm). Twenty different responses. Illustrated window box.

10500. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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AFFIRMATION BALLPlastic. 3¾" (9.5 cm). Twenty differ-ent responses. Illustrated window box.

10519. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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Includes sticker sheets to

customize urn and a bonus eulogy!

Includes sticker sheets to

customize urn and a bonus eulogy!

EMERGENCY SELF-ESTEEM KITLooking for a gift for a friend who has been down in the dumps? Give them the Emergency Self-Esteem Kit! This kit contains everything you need to rebuild your damaged psyche including a trophy you can give yourself, stickers, a book of affirmations and gold stars. You probably feel better just reading about it. Comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall tin with a mirror on back, so you can look at yourself while repeating the affirmations. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12507. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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HANDERPANTS™

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants™! These 95% cotton 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Fits most adult hands. Six boxes in each illustrated display box.

11951. $6.00/pc 6 pc minimum)

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BACON WALLETPut some hip into your hip pocket with a whimsical Bacon Wallet! Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry). Sleek, yet meaty. Each 4¼" x 3¾" (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards. Illustrated box with clear acetate lid.

11653. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SQUIRREL UNDERPANTSAre you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? We’ve got the answer: Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3" (7.6 cm) waist and is made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex. Illustrat-ed card. Bagged.

11884. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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GIRL SQUIRREL UNDERPANTSThese dainty pink undies are sure to make the girl squirrels chatter with glee! Each pair of tiny panties has a 3" (7.6 cm) waist and is made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex. Illustrated card. Bagged.

12079. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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WORLD’S LARGEST UNDERPANTSThese 100% cotton, 100" (254 cm) waist underpants are the least brief briefs ever. Each high-quality undergarment has a convenient double flap in the front and a sturdy elastic band to fit around the waist for maximum comfort. They come in the traditional white only and will shrink a bit after washing. Clear acetate box with illustrated insert.

10891. $11.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

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UNDERPANTS WALLETYou probably feel self-conscious about carrying your cash in your skivvies, but not anymore! This polyester canvas pair of underpants is actually a 4¼" x 3½" (10.8 cm x 8.9 cm) folded wallet with plenty of room for cash and cards. So take that cash out of your actual briefs and move it to your pocket panties! In-cludes a funny underpants expert ID card. Illustrated box with acetate lid with hang tab.

12534. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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UNICORN MAN HAND PUPPETNeed a dollop of magic in your day? This 13½" (34.3 cm) tall latex puppet of a man wearing our Unicorn Mask is just the thing to prove to everyone around you that the world is full of amazing things. Perfect for cheering up coworkers and breaking the ice with strangers on long elevator rides. Lifelike synthetic hair. Bagged with illustrated hang tag.

12525. $8.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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CREEPY HORSE MAN HAND PUPPETAdd a dollop of creepy to your hoof with the Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet. This 12" (30.5 cm) tall latex puppet with lifelike synthetic hair looks just like a tiny man wearing one of our Creepy Horse Masks. Perfect for putting on creepy puppet shows or just peering at coworkers around cubicle walls. Bagged with illustrated hang tag.

12476. $8.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY INFLATABLE CHICKENAny serious situation can be deflated by the introduction of a rubber chicken, but traditional rubber chickens are so im-practically large for daily use. This vinyl Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken slides easily into any bag or purse waiting to be introduced at the exact moment a little levity is needed. 16" (41 cm) long. Comes in a 3⁄" x 2 ½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped.

12287. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY INFLATABLE TOASTToast is great, but it’s hard to keep in your pocket. So what do you do when you crave the warm comfort of toast but don’t want to deal with the crumbs? You pull out your Inflatable Toast, blow it up and admire its realistic toasty goodness! Each vinyl slice of toast is 5" x 5⁄" (12.7 cm x 14 cm) and has a standard inflation valve. Comes in a 3⁄" x 2⁄" x ⁄" (9.5 cm x 5.7 cm x 1.9 cm) illustrated tin.

12357. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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LUCKY WIND-UP PARKING SPACE GODDESSIs it just us, or does it seem like it’s getting harder to find a parking space? That’s where the Parking Space Goddess comes in. Just wind her up, say the included incantation and, allegedly, a parking space will appear before you. She’s 2½" (6.4 cm) tall and made of plastic that looks like shiny chrome. Adhesive base. Illustrated box with acetate lid.

12430. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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VOODOO DOLLIt’s time to redo that voodoo that we do so well! This fresh rede-sign of a traditional voodoo doll has a retro appearance and allegedly magical powers to do harm to your enemies. Package has instructions for applying curses using pins (not included). Made of poly/cotton blend burlap with poly/cotton blend stuffing, it’s 9" (22.9 cm) tall and is weighted to stand on its own. Illustrated cardboard display.

12514. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE TURKEYEach 16" (40.6 cm) long, vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real turkey is roasting, or batting around on a sunny day at the beach. Comes deflated in a 4¼" x 2¾" x 2⁄" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 7.3 cm) illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped.

11940. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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WIND-UP LEDERHOSENNothing quite says pure Bavarian goofiness like a nice pair of hopping lederhosen. Wind them up, watch them hop around the desk or the brauhaus tabletop. They stand 3½" (8.9 cm) tall, with sus-penders. Lustig, ya? Illustrated window box.

12521. $2.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SWITCHBLADE COMBYou’ve heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It’s about time you invested in some protection for your ’do. Each of these 9" (22.9 cm) long (when open), metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the push of a button and also features a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Illustrated blistercard.

11763. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SWITCHBLADE MUSTACHE COMBIt’s a sad, but true, fact that many young boys will one day experiment with facial hair. Each of these 4" (10.2 cm) long (when open), metal and plastic combs snap open with the push of a button and if used regularly can turn an adolescent mustache into something almost tolerable. Illustrated blistercard.

11891. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY BOWTIEInstantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Each 4¼" (10.8 cm) long bowtie is made of a silky fabric and features a metal attachment that allows you to quickly and easily clip it to your collar. Comes in a 4¼" x 2⁄" x 1¼" (10.8 cm x 7.3 cm x 3.2 cm) illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped.

12098. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DELUXE RUBBER CHICKENThis Deluxe Rubber Chicken is 21" (53.3 cm) long and made of soft vinyl that feels like plucked chicken skin. Hand-painted and bagged with illustrated tag.

09511. $5.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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L’IL DEVIL’S TRICK OF THE DAYMake every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a pack of Snapping Gum, a Fake Ketchup Mess and a Fly in the Ice Cube trick. 10½" (26.7 cm) round illustrated blistercard.

11794. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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HOME MOVIE CLAPPERBOARDWe’ve been meaning to talk to you about your on-line videos. Sure that video you took of your cat pretending to be Abraham Lincoln is cute, but it lacks a bit of professionalism. We recommend the Home Movie Clapperboard as a way to class the whole thing up. It’s a wooden 7" x 8" (17.8 cm x 20.3 cm) clapperboard just like the professionals use to mark takes. All the other parents will look on in awe as you use it before that dance recital or birthday party. Illustrated box.

09328. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CAT VIDEO CLAPPERBOARDThe internet has made every kitty famous, so why not treat them like stars? This tiny 4" x 3½" (10 cm x 9 cm) wood clapperboard is the perfect thing to mark the takes of your kitty doing adorable things. Not that your cat ever needs to do a second take—everything she does is perfect and adorable. You can even write kitty’s name in chalk (not included). Illustrated box.

12448. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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PRISMEducational as well as fun, our 4½" (11.4 cm) long plastic prism comes on an illustrated blistercard with interesting facts about color, light and refraction.

10295. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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TWO-WAY TRICK SQUIRT CAMERAAre you still using a trick camera that looks like it takes film? In this digital age, no one is going to fall for that. You need to upgrade. This 3¼" x 2½" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm) plastic novelty looks like a modern digital camera, making it easier to pull off this classic prank. Two-way squirting device allows you to turn the nozzle around to squirt the person taking the picture! Illustrated blistercard.

11817. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON TOOTHPASTEBrushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it’s too crisp, it will break apart as you brush. If it’s too limp, you won’t be able to remove any of the plaque. So when it’s time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast and try this Bacon Toothpaste. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of potent paste. Sealed illustrated box.

12061. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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WASABI TOOTHPASTEYou know what wasabi is; it’s that spicy condiment that sits next to sushi and clears out your sinuses when you eat it. Wouldn’t you like a toothpaste with that same flavor? Your wish has been fulfilled. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of perky paste. Sealed illustrated box.

12490. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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JANE AUSTEN TOOTHPASTENothing captures the romance and incisive social observations of Jane Austen’s novels quite like a rose-flavored toothpaste. While you might think that the UK of the early 1800s is romantic, your own personal Mr. Darcy might prefer a bit more oral hygiene. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of pleasant paste. Sealed illustrated box.

12487. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SIGMUND FREUD TOOTHPASTEThis Sigmund Freud Toothpaste tastes like bananas. We’re not sure why we picked banana flavor, it just came to us in an odd dream that involved rockets, cigars and the Washington Monument, but you’re welcome to analyze the decision. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of potent paste. Sealed illustrated box.

12483. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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NIHILIST TOOTHPASTENihilists don’t believe in anything, and that includes flavor! Instead of some minty fresh dream tooth-paste, Nihilist Toothpaste puts a dollop of reality on your brush. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of plain, flavorless paste. Sealed illustrated box.

12390. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON LIP BALM2½" (6.4 cm) long tube with twist bot-tom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard.

11957. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

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CUPCAKE LIP BALM2½" (6.4 cm) long tube with twist bot-tom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard.

12050. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

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PICKLE LIP BALM2½" (6.4 cm) long tube with twist bot-tom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard.

12039. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

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FRENCH FRY LIP BALM2½" (6.4 cm) long tube with twist bot-tom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard.

12174. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

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SHAKESPEAREAN LIP BALM SETTo be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the question. This set of three Shake-spearen lip balms are decorated to look like Shakespeare (Mint), Hamlet (Apple) and MacBeth (Orange). (Those in the know refer to MacBeth as the “Scottish Balm.”) Each tube of lip balm is 2½" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated window box.

12509. $4.00/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

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BACON FLOSSDentists recommend flossing, and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there any-thing bacon can’t improve? Each 2½" (6.4 cm) tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards (25 m) of waxed floss. Illustrated blistercard.

11847. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BREAKFAST FLOSSWho needs breakfast when you’ve got Breakfast Floss? Start off your day by using the coffee flavor on your lower teeth, then switch over to the waffle and bacon flavors for your uppers. Quite possibly the most delicious way to keep yourself out of the dentist’s chair. Each package contains three 1½" (3.8 cm) tall plastic dispensers that contain 12 yards (11 m) of waxed dental floss. Illustrated blistercard.

11935. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CUPCAKE FLOSSTurn a boring nightly routine into a party in your mouth with Cupcake Floss! Be careful though, the delicious frosting flavor might turn you into a flossaholic! Each 2½" (6.4 cm) tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards (25 m) of waxed floss. Illustrated blistercard.

11927. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON BANDAGESTreat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Each comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Fifteen bandages per 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11476. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT BANDAGESWe imagine that anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot’s must need bandages all the time. We’ve made this pack of 10 extra large Bigfoot-decorated bandages 3" x 1½" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm) so they’ll cover even over-sized blisters and boo-boos. Comes in a lovely 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin. Latex-free adhe-sive. FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12477. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN BANDAGESWhether it’s a scrape or a cut, Abraham Lincoln will heal your wound as he healed our nation. Comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a FREE PRIZE inside! Each tin contains twenty 3" x ¾" (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and the great emancipator. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12302. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT BANDAGESEven knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) assorted plasters (British for bandages) are decorated with an image of Shakespeare and one of fifteen insults from his plays. Comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12389. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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JANE AUSTEN BANDAGESEach of the fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) plasters, that’s UK for bandages, comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin, and has one of two images of Jane Austen or one of seven quotes from her best works. If the image of Jane Austen doesn’t distract you from your pain, you also get a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12361. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EDGAR ALLAN POE BANDAGESEdgar Allan Poe is associated with the maca-bre, so it’s only natural that his image would be on bandages covering your wounds. Each 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin comes with fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) sterile strips decorated with the image of Poe and his raven. Comes with a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12438. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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COWBOY BANDAGESLatex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11494. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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PICKLE BANDAGESLatex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11818. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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MUSTACHE BANDAGESLatex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages in four styles and a FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12137. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CUPCAKE BANDAGESLatex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twelve 1¾" x 1½" (4.4 cm x 3.8 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Three different colors. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11905. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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UNICORN BANDAGESLatex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11748. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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PIRATE BANDAGESLatex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twenty-five 3" x ¾" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11319. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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JESUS BANDAGESLatex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11657. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BOO BOO KISSES BANDAGESLatex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 2¼" x 1" (5.7 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a FREE PRIZE! Four different colors. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11472. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SNAKE OIL SOAPOne 2.5 oz. (70 g) bar of soap in a 3¾" x 2¼" x ¾" (9.5 cm x 5.7 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Contains real cobra oil. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12304. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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HAND SOAPTreat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4¾" (12.1 cm) long hand-shaped soap is sure to elicit a hearty chuckle, or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary! Musk-scented. Shrink wrapped in a clear acetate box.

12194. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BACON BODY WASHYou love bacon, but you couldn’t shower with it until now. This Bacon Body Wash brings the exhilarating aroma of bacon to yet another part of your morning routine. The friendly Mr. Bacon on the label wants you to smell like he does. Each plastic bottle holds 5.1 fl. oz. (150 mL) of clear, meaty liquid soap. Illustrated box.

12416. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON SOAPIt’s a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom? That’s right, we’ve captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words “Bacon Soap” debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3¾" x 2⁄" x ¾" (9.5 cm x 5.7 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illus-trated display box.

11960. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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FOODIE BANDAGESNobody wants to find a bandage in their food. That’s why chefs use bright bandages that are easy to spot if they fall into an order of risotto. This set of Fifteen large, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), assorted sterile bandages is not only bright neon pink, but also decorated with images of personified food slicing themselves while smiling. Everyone cuts themselves while they’re cook-ing, so you might as well cheer yourself up with some suicidal food. Each tin comes with a FREE PRIZE in-side. Comes in a 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin. Latex-free adhesive. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12436. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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WORLD’S LARGEST UNDERPANTSThese 100% cotton, 100" (254 cm) waist underpants stretch the definition of briefs. Clear acetate box with illustrated insert.

10891. $11.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

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UNDERPANTS WALLETThis polyester canvas pair of underpants is actually a 4¼" x 3½" (10.8 cm x 8.9 cm) wallet with plenty of room for cash and cards. llustrated box with acetate lid.

12534. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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HANDERPANTS™

These 95% cotton 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Fits most adult hands. Six boxes in each illustrated display box.

11951. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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INSTANT UNDERPANTSThese underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they’ll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! Each 2½" (6.4 cm) round tin contains one pellet of disposable uni-sex underpants. Fits most children and small adults. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12086. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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UH OH… EMERGENCY UNDERPANTSDon’t let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you’ll be prepared for any untimely underpants incidents. Better safe than soggy! Each 3" x 1½" x ¾" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults. Eighteen shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12041. $2.25/pc (18 pc minimum)

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PUBLIC TOILET SURVIVAL KITYou never know when you’re going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you’re prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves. Keep one of these 3¾" (9.5 cm) tall metal tins with you at all times when you travel. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12179. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS DISPENSEROne pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have anoth-er emergency? Don’t fret, we’ve got you covered. These 4" (10.2 cm) tall boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues they dispense underpants! If you want to be extra safe you should keep one by your bedside, one at work and one in the car. Each box contains five pairs of disposable unisex underpants that will fit most adults.

12139. $3.50/box (12 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENERPeople who live in the Pacific Northwest have a secret – we’ve all smelled Bigfoot and he’s incredibly rank. So, the genu-inely pleasing pine odor of this 5" (12.7 cm) tall Bigfoot Air Freshener should come as a pleasant surprise. Perfect for your car, tent or RV. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12303. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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BACON AIR FRESHENERThis unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4" (10.2 cm) tall. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12467. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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ILLUMINATI AIR FRESHENERThe Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you’d let them control the odor in your car. This air freshener is 3" (7.6 cm) tall, decorated with the traditional eye-in-a-triangle logo and smells like musky hegemony. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12496. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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SUGAR SKULL AIR FRESHENERYou don’t have to know what a sugar skull is to want this gorgeous air fresh-ener in your car. It’s a 4½" (11.4 cm) tall, two-sided, glow-in-the-dark Sugar Skull Air Freshener that smells like vanilla. One side is white and the other is black, which probably symbolizes something to someone. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12503. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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CHANDELIER 3D AIR FRESHENERIf most people have one complaint about their commute, it’s that it isn’t fancy enough. This 4¼" x 3½" (10.8 cm x 8.9 cm) Chandelier Air Freshener comes in two pieces that fit together to form a 3D chandelier that will turn your Mini into a luxurious ballroom. Smells like success! String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12500. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum)

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JANE AUSTEN AIR FRESHENERAs a genteel lady of the landed gentry, you know the social importance of hiding any errant odors that might enter the nostril of a potential suitor. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall Jane Austen Air Freshener is sensibly scented with lavender and dec-orated with a portrait of the lady herself. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12437. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE AIR FRESHENERAn air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespeare Air Fresh-ener smells like “Shakespearmint.” Would even keep Yorick smelling great. Hang it in your car and people will know you’re a smarty pants. String for hanging includ-ed. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12434. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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EDGAR ALLAN POE AIR FRESHENERIf you ever get buried alive, this is the air freshener that will keep your coffin smelling flower-fresh. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall cardboard air freshener is decorated with the image of American writer Edgar Allan Poe and smells like “Poe-pourri.” Looks great hanging on the rearview mirror of your hearse. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12431. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

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MUSTACHE ORNAMENTEach 4¾" (12.1 cm) wide plastic Mustache Orna-ment captures the proud tradition of mustaches past and present in a sleek and classy design. Hang one from your backpack or rearview mirror or put one on a Christmas tree to give it some gentlemanly flair! Comes with a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate box.

12206. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SANTAUR ORNAMENTGlass. 6" (15.2 cm) tall. Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

12499. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT ORNAMENTGlass. 6¼" (15.9 cm) tall. Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

12495. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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CHARLES DARWIN ORNAMENTGlass. 3½" x 5" (8.9 cm x 12.7 cm). Includes a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate tube.

12407. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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FISH HEAD ORNAMENTThin walled plastic. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Includes a silver string loop for hang-ing. Illustrated acetate box.

12324. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BACON ORNAMENTPlastic with string hanging from metal loop. 4½" (11.4 cm) tall. Illustrated acetate box.

12201. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CREEPY HORSE HEAD ORNAMENTGlass. 3½" x 4½" (8.9 cm x 11.4 cm). Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

12428. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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“I’M NOT LISTENING!” EARPLUGS One pair of soft, memory foam earplugs in a 1¾" (4.4 cm) round tin. Illustrated blistercard.

12170. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum)

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LAZY HOUSEKEEPER MOP SLIPPERSCloth. Fit most adult feet. Bagged with illustrated header.

12181. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON PENNANTFelt. 20" (50.8 cm). Says “BACON” and features Mr. Bacon.

12510. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DESPAIR PENNANTFelt. 20" (50.8 cm). Says “DESPAIR” and features a storm cloud.

12518. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT PENNANTFelt. 20" (50.8 cm). Says “BIGFOOT” and features Bigfoot.

12523. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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GEEK PENNANTFelt. 20" (50.8 cm). Says “GEEK” and features a brain.

12527. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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JINX REMOVING SPRAYEach 3¼" x ¾" (8.2 cm x 1.9 cm) pump sprayer contains .17 oz. (5 mL) of musk-scented spray. Comes with instructional booklet. 5½" x 4¼" x 1" (14 cm x 11 cm x 2.5 cm) illustrated window box.

12245. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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HOW TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND APRONEach 19" x 24" (48.3 cm x 61 cm) 100% cotton apron is covered with delightfully outdated rules that a wife should follow if she wants to keep her husband. Includes such gems as, “Watch Your Weight,” and “Don’t Gossip Over the Phone.” Perfect gift for a staunch feminist! Illustrated box.

11679. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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WORLD’S BEST CAT TROPHYImagine you’re at home throwing your own Cat- cademy Awards. The tension has been building and you’re about to give the most important award, World’s Best Cat. The winner? Mortimer J. Purrbody! Of course, your cats won’t care, but you can have oodles of fun giving this 5" (12.7 cm) tall ceramic trophy to your cats as often as you like. Great for pictures on social media. Illustrated box.

12460. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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WORLD’S BEST DOG TROPHYYour dog already thinks you’re the best thing ever, so imagine how proud he/she is going to be when you present this ceramic World’s Best Dog Trophy. We recom-mend that you accompany it with some human food to really drive home how special the award is. Also good for photo ops for those times when your dog has done something less than “world’s best” worthy and you want to shame them on social media. 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall. Illustrated box.

12520. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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UNICORN AND HORSE WEDDING CAKE TOPPERSome couples have story-book romances and perfect weddings, but let's face it, those couples are the ex-ception. This is the wedding cake topper for everyone who’s a little weird. It’s a 6¼" (15.9 cm) tall polystone cake topper on a plastic base that replaces the heads of the traditional bride and groom with a unicorn and a horse. We think everyone will know at least one couple that this is perfect for. Illustrated box.

12424. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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FINGER HOOKSInstead of the walls having ears, they have fingers! This set of two hard plastic fingers look just like real adult human fingers coming out of your wall. You can use them for hanging a shirt or a purse or anything else you can hang on your own finger. They have a 1" (2.5 cm) long, self-tap-ping screw on the end and extend 2¼" (5.7 cm) from the wall. No tools required for installation. Illustrated box.

12528. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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RELUCTANT GROOM & RELUCTANT BRIDE CAKE TOPPERSMost people enthusiastically agree to join their beloved in holy matrimony. Some, however, require a bit more persuading. These heavy polystone cake toppers are the perfect thing for the couple who found their way to the altar the hard way. Bride dragging groom: 4¼" (10.8 cm) tall x 5¾" (14.6 cm) long. Groom pulling bride: 4¼" (10.8 cm) tall x 6¼" (15.9 cm) long. Illustrated window boxes.

$9.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

11987. Reluctant Bride Cake Topper.

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11993. Reluctant Groom Cake Topper.

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BIGFOOT AUTO SUNSHADEBigfoot hates getting into his VW Bug and burning his bum on the sun-baked seat, so he had us develop this sunshade decorated with his image. At 50" x 27½" (127 cm x 70 cm) it’s big enough for most cars. Using “solid material producing shade” technology it protects, cools and blocks out UV rays. Includes two suction cups for installation so simple, even Bigfoot can do it. Folds for easy storage. Bagged with illus-trated header.

12526. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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HORSE HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDERWe all know how funny the Horse Mask is and how well it sells. Well, it turns out it’s even funnier on a squirrel. This hanging vinyl 6½" x 10" (16.5 cm x 25.4 cm) squirrel feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask. You’ll laugh every morning as you drink your coffee while staring out the window into your backyard. Hole on top for hanging with string (not included). Illustrated box.

12473. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BIG HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDERIf you feed the squirrels, why not laugh at them at the same time? Hang this vinyl 5½" x 8" (14 cm x 20.3 cm) Big Head Squirrel Feeder in a spot where you can see it, fill it with squirrel food and as the squirrel eats he will look like he has a giant, unwieldy head with a goofy expression. Perfect for bird-watchers, dads or anyone else who thinks squirrels need a bit of humiliation. Has holes in the ears for hanging with string (not included). Illustrated box.

12325. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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RING BELL FOR SERVICEThis nickel-plated bell is the perfect gift for a new bride or groom that wants to gain an instant edge in their relationship. The base of the bell is 3½" (8.9 cm) in diameter and just like the bell on the counter of a hotel, you push down with your palm to make it ring. Why strain your voice with yelling or nagging when you can ring the bell as a signal to bring food or as a reminder that work needs to be done? Illustrated box.

11704. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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ZOMBIE SLEEP MASKAll sleeping masks look the same to the people wearing them, but what about from the outside? This Zombie Sleep Mask makes you look like a brain-hungry, undead creature. Surely that will make your family leave you alone for a little peace and quiet! Perfect for taking a nap during a zombie walk. Polyester with cotton back and elastic band. Bagged with illustrated header.

12288. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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STEAMPUNK SLEEP MASKSteampunk refers to a specific genre of science fiction that takes place during Victorian times, but with old-timey versions of modern technology. This mask makes it look like you’re wearing retro-futuristic goggles while you take your afternoon siesta. Buy them for your favorite nerd. Polyester with cotton back and elastic band. Bagged with illustrated header.

12277. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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ANIME EYES LUGGAGE TAGPuffy vinyl. 5¼" (13.3 cm) wide. Pupils move. Address tag on back. Illustrated acetate box.

12433. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DEVIL DUCKIE LUGGAGE TAGSSet of two. Puffy vinyl. 4¼" x 4 ⅝" (10.8 cm x 11.7 cm). Address tag on back. Illustrated acetate box.

12387. $6.00/set of 2 (6 set minimum)

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LUCKY MOJO LUGGAGE TAGPuffy vinyl. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Fourteen symbols of good luck!. Plastic snaps. Address tag on back. Illustrated acetate box.

12444. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT LUGGAGE TAGPuffy vinyl. 5¾" (14.6 cm) tall. Address tag on back. Illustrated acetate box.

12408. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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GOOGLY EYES LUGGAGE TAGPuffy vinyl. 5½" x 4" (14 cm x 10.2 cm). Moving pupils. Address tag on back. Illustrated acetate box.

12392. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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WORLD’S LARGEST COFFEE CUPIs there any greater symbol of your love of coffee than a 6" (15.2 cm) tall, 10" (25.4 cm) in diameter real porcelain cup perched on the edge of your desk or kitchen counter? While you should never drink 20 cups of coffee in one sitting, you can take comfort in knowing that the World’s Largest Coffee Cup could hold 20 regular cups. Of course, that’s only 19 cups if you leave room for cream. Weighs 8 lbs. (3.5 kg). Corrugated cardboard box with illustrated label.

12260. $19.50/pc (2 pc minimum)

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SQUIRREL COFFEE CUPAs you sit down for your morning cof-fee, have you ever considered sharing with the squirrels? Just pour a little hazelnut coffee into this 1¼" x 1¼" (3.2 cm x 3.2 cm) porcelain Squir-rel Coffee Cup, set it down on your window ledge and wait for a squirrel to come and enjoy it with you. It would also look incredibly cute in front of a hedgehog dressed as a tiny business-man. Illustrated window box.

12263. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

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SHARK ATTACK PORCELAIN MUGThe first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking, things get a lot more exciting. What’s that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? HOLY CRAP, IT’S A SHARK! Yep, the bottom of this 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall porcelain mug features the imposing head of a great white shark lunging up at you. A classic gag that’s both funny and disconcerting. Holds 7 fl. oz. (207 mL). Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box.

12198. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SQUIRREL ATTACK PORCELAIN MUGYou’re minding your own business, sipping coffee from your mug, when suddenly —SQUIRREL ATTACK! Inside this 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall porcelain mug there’s a fierce squirrel head waiting to threaten you when your coffee falls below a certain level. We’re not sure what made this squirrel crazy, but we know he’s nuts. Holds 7 fl. oz. (207 mL). Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box.

12310. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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OCTOPUS PORCELAIN MUG Our team of scientists have just recently discovered a new species of cephalopod: the mug-dwelling octopus. This tentacled, porcelain mollusk prefers the cozy con-fines of a simple coffee mug to the vast depths of the ocean. Each 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall porcelain mug features one of these odd little octopuses on the bottom. Great for coffee, tea or ramen noodles! Holds 8 fl. oz. (236 mL). Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box.

12207. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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HIPPO ATTACK PORCELAIN MUGSharks kill about 6 people a year, but hippos kill 300! This mug has an adorable, but deadly, hippo that will sit just below the surface of your coffee waiting for you to reveal its gaping maw. Also good for your kids’ milk—it will teach them what animals they really need to fear. The Hippo Attack Mug is a 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall porcelain mug with a hippo head on the bottom. Holds 7 fl. oz. (207 mL). Dishwasher and micro-wave safe. Illustrated box.

12339. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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TIKI MUGSNow you can look cool even when you’re drinking Kool-Aid! This set of highly sophisticated 5½" (14 cm) tall ceramic Tiki Mugs will give a hip edge to even the lamest beverage. Perfect for everything from Hawaiian Punch to a Lime Ricky. Each package comes with four different 10 fl. oz. (296 mL) mugs, each with its own color and design. Illus-trated window box.

10795. $12.50/set of 4 (4 set minimum)

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BIGFOOT TIKI MUGYou can drink your liquids out of whatever you want, but we’re pretty sure once you have this Bigfoot Tiki Mug, you’ll throw all your other glasses away. Made of ceramic, 5¾" (14.6 cm) tall and big enough to hold 19 fl. oz. (562 mL), this mug is shaped like everyone’s favorite forest-dwelling primate. Includes shapely Bigfoot buttocks. Hand wash only. Illustrated box.

12501. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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GOOGLY EYES DRINK MARKERSThese silicone bands are designed to slip around most cans and bottles so you can tell which drink is yours! More importantly, they personify your bever-age, turning it into a tiny person. You’ll find yourself apologizing every time you take a sip. Each comes in a pack with four assorted colors. Illustrated box.

12374. $2.25/set (12 set minimum)

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LOVE TIKI MUGThe Love Tiki Mug is meant for two to share. The back of the package has the legend of the two lovers and how this mug came to be. It’s ceramic, 4" (10.2 cm) tall and holds 16 fl. oz. (473 mL) of delicious tiki cocktail. Shaped like a God of Love that we totally made up, this is the perfect addition to any romantic situation. Just get two straws and sip away with someone you love. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box.

12482. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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MONKS TEACUPSPorcelain. 3" (7.6 cm) tall. Holds 4 fl. oz. (118 mL). Set of two (one of each style). Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box.

$6.00/set of 2 (6 set minimum)

TOP HAT ESPRESSO CUP & SAUCERWe’re from Seattle, so we know our coffee snobbery. We thought, what could we do to make coffee even more elite? That’s when we came up with this porcelain Top Hat Espresso Cup. You fill the 2" (5.1 cm) tall crown with lovely espresso and the brim acts as a saucer. This is the espresso cup that will let you look down your nose at everyone! Holds 2 fl. oz. (60 mL). Illustrated box.

12329. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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12321. Tech Monks.

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12315. Breakdancing Monks.

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VINDERPANTSThat bottle of 1945 Chateau Mou-ton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it’s shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants—the wine under-pants! Vinderpants are 95% cot-ton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and champagne bottles. Acts as a perfect gift sack or just a great gag covering for a bottle of Two Buck Chuck. Great for hostess gifts, wine tastings or anywhere wine enthusiasts with a sense of humor gather. Illustrated box.

12327. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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VINDERHOSENThe word for leather German pants is lederhosen. The word for tiny pants for your wine bottle is Vinderhosen. These tiny vinyl pants fit most 750 mL bottles of wine and are the perfect wrap for memorable gift giving. Whether you’re at a housewarming or Oktoberfest, the recipient of your bottle will remember the gift for-ever if it’s wearing a pair of these terrific trousers. Illustrated box.

12330. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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VINDERALLSYou highfalutin city slickers think country folk don’t drink wine? Nothing could be further from the truth! That’s why we made Vinderalls, the overalls for your wine. These make sure that your gift of wine isn’t seen as snooty, but instead that it’s the kind of wine that works for a living. Each pair of denim overalls fits most 750 mL bottles of wine and has a tiny pocket in the front with a card. Illustrated box.

12355. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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TOP IT OFF WINE STOPPERFood grade synthetic rubber. 2" (5.1 cm) tall. Fits tightly in most wine bottles, creating an air-tight seal. Illustrated acetate box.

12343. $3.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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JUST SHOT GLASSGlass. 2½" (6.4 cm) tall. Holds 2½ fl. oz. (74 mL). Illustrated box.

12332. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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LAB FLASK SHOT GLASSGlass. 2¾" (7 cm) tall. Holds 2 fl. oz. (59 mL). Illustrated box.

12375. $6.00pc (6 pc minimum)

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LUCKY CAT SKULL TEAPOTYou love sugar skulls, tea and cats. This product merges all three things into a gorgeous porcelain teapot shaped like a decorated kitty skull. It holds 20 fl. oz. (591 mL) of kit-TEA and is the perfect centerpiece for all your daily cat-themed tea parties. Illustrated box.

12515. $12.50/pc (2 pc minimum)

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LUCKY SKULL PORCELAIN TEAPOTSugar skulls, or calaveras de azúcar in Spanish, are deco-rations used to adorn altars during Day of the Dead cele-brations. This Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot looks just like a giant sugar skull, but instead of eating it, you fill it with up to 20 oz. (591 mL) of your favorite tea. Illustrated box.

12398. $12.50/pc (2 pc minimum)

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CREEPY DOLL HEAD SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERSCeramic. 3" (7.6 cm) tall. Illustrated box.

12396. $5.00/set (6 set minimum)

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SQUIRREL SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERSCeramic. 2½" (6.4 cm) tall. Illustrated box.

12336. $4.50/set (6 set minimum)

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CERAMIC PIGGY SPOON RESTCeramic. 7½" x 4½" (19.1 cm x 11.4 cm). Illustrated box.

12318. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SHARK BOWLPorcelain. 6¼" (15.9 cm) diameter. Illustrated box.

12425. $8.00/pc (4 pc minimum)

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CERAMIC BACON SPOON RESTCeramic. 3½" x 10" (8.9 cm x 25.4 cm). Illustrated box.

12333. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

LINCOLN SALT & PEPPER SHAKERSCeramic. Stackable pieces. 3" (7.6 cm) tall head, 2½" (6.4 cm) tall hat. Illustrated box.

12440. $6.00/set (6 set minimum)

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BIGFOOT LUNCHBOXIf Bigfoot were packing his own lunch, it would probably be berries, grubs and roasted pine cones. Thankfully, you can put whatever you want in this retro, metal Bigfoot Lunchbox with a plastic handle. It’s 8" x 7" x 4" (20.3 cm x 17.8 cm x 10.2 cm) in size, which is perfect for your gourmet eats or some forest treats. Decorated with images of Bigfoot and Bigfoot facts. Includes a vinyl dangle. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12493. $7.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

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MEAT PARADE LUNCHBOXCalling all carnivores, it’s time to march in the meat parade! This 8" x 7" x 4" (20.3 cm x 17.8 cm x 10.2 cm) retro lunchbox is covered with marching meat and big-band meat by-products! One side shows the celebratory beginning of the parade, the other side shows the parade marching into a grinder. You’ll want to fill it with bacon, steak and pork chops. The lunchbox is made of metal, has a plastic handle and also includes a vinyl dangle. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12427. $7.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

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EDGAR ALLAN POE LUNCHBOXEdgar Allan Poe is known for being the king of the horror story. This 8" x 7" x 4" (20.3 cm x 17.8 cm x 10.2 cm) retro lunchbox pays homage to his dark heritage. Both sides are illustrated with multiple references to his stories and poems, sure to delight hardcore fans. The lunchbox is made of metal, has a plastic handle and also includes a vinyl dangle. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12308. $7.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

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LUNCH DISGUISE SANDWICH BAGSTwenty locking platic bags, ten of each design. 7" x 8¾" (17.7 cm x 22.2 cm). Illustrated box.

12241. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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MADE WITH LOVE SANDWICH BAGSTwenty locking platic bags, ten of each design. 7” x 8¾” (17.7 cm x 22.2 cm). Illustrated box.

12247. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CRIME SCENE SANDWICH BAGSTwenty locking platic bags, ten of each design. 7” x 8¾” (17.7 cm x 22.2 cm). Illustrated box.

12244. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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FREELOADER FORKEver been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner companion’s delicious dumplings? The metal Freeloader Fork looks like a normal fork, but it telescopically extends to a length of 21'' (53.3 cm)! At its full length it allows you to surreptitiously taste other’s food and never be suspected. It can also be used as a pointer for culinary lectures, a back scratcher or a humorous conduc-tor’s wand. Illustrated card.

10571. $5.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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SWITCHBLADE SPORKSurvival in the epicurean jun-gle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks. These metal and plastic utensils snap open with the push of a button to 11" (27.9 cm) long and also feature a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Illustrated blistercard.

12219. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

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FINGER SPORKSFloating cities, jet packs and cyborg bodies; they’re all part of the amazing future we're still waiting for. At Archie McPhee, we have been working feverishly to make that bright future a reality. Introducing Finger Sporks, instant robotic enhancements for your fingertips! Regular humans pick up one bite at a time, but a Finger Spork-wearing superhuman can scoop up four cyborg-sized bites at once! Four hard vinyl 3½" x 1¼" (9 cm x 3 cm) Finger Sporks in four bright colors. Illustrated box.

12223. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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I LOVE YOU EGG SHAPERYou could say “I love you” with a diamond ring or flowers, but why be like everybody else? This egg shaper turns a bland breakfast into a heart-shaped bundle of cholesterol that expresses exactly how you really feel. Each 4¾" x 4" (12.1 cm x 10.2 cm) Teflon® coated egg shaper produces perfect heart-shaped fried eggs, pancakes, toast or cookies. It even has a handy wooden handle that flips down for easy storage. Perfect for breakfast in bed. Illustrated box.

11902. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BBQ CHEF HATWearing our BBQ Chef Hat makes you the backyard BBQ Big Dad-dy! It’s a classic chef’s hat with an elastic band and BBQ written in wiener lettering. A perfect gift for the grill gourmet that wants to be stylish all summer long. 100% cotton. Illustrated box.

12296. $5.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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TOOTHPICK BIRDPress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird and he will peck a pick for you! Stands atop a hollow 2" (5.1 cm) base which stores tooth-picks (not included). Illustrated box.

10481. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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TV DINNER SERVING TRAYThis tray is the perfect way to make even healthy meals seem more palatable. It’s 15½" x 11" (40 cm x 28 cm), made of metal and is the perfect accompaniment to an all day TV marathon. Individually shrink wrapped.

12279. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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LETS EAT SERVING TRAYWhile not a good idea to give this to vegetarians, this image is sure to appeal to hard core foodies. The 11¾" (30 cm) in diameter tray is just what you need for your next BBQ cook-off. Individually bagged.

12269. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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LAST SUPPER SERVING TRAYOne of the world’s most famous pieces of art on a metal serving tray is a signal to the world that you have class. 15½" x 11" (40 cm x 28 cm). Individually shrink wrapped.

12275. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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LET’S GET MESSY PIG OUT KITTo really enjoy BBQ, you have to get messy. With this kit, you’ll get two moist towelettes and two disposable bibs that can protect you and a friend from the inevitable sauce and fat stains. You never know when BBQ might strike, so be prepared. Set of two disposable bibs and moist towelettes in a printed metal tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in our illustrated display box.

12289. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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MUSTACHE ICE CUBE TRAYMustaches are always cool, but now they can also be downright frigid. This silicone Mustache Ice Cube Tray makes eight perfect ‘staches that will reduce the temperature of your drink to the perfect point. Of course, adding a mustache can also be a disguise. So, if you don’t recognize your mojito, it might be because it has a mustache! Also great as a candy mold. Illustrated box.

12297. $4.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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LAST SUPPER PAPER PLACEMATSNow decorating the dinner table for a casual meal or a feast of biblical proportions is as simple as tearing off a sheet of paper. Forty printed paper placemats per each 17¼" x 11¼" (44 cm x 29 cm) tablet. Shrink wrapped.

12259. $4.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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ZOMBIE BRAIN GELATIN MOLD Impress your friends as you reenact scenes from Night of the Living Dead with a gelatin brain produced by this 9" x 7½" x 3" (23 cm x 19 cm x 7.6 cm) plastic mold. Includes a recipe for Worm Infested Zombie Brain. Illustrated window box.

10375. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

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DEAR LEADER MINTS3¼" x 2⅛" x ⅝" (8.3 cm x 5.4 cm x 1.6 cm) tin with 1.2 oz. (34 g) of bullet-shaped mints. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12401. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

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LAST SUPPER AFTER DINNER MINTS 3" x 1¼" x ½" (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11626. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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BANANA MONKEY MINTS3" x 1¾" x ½" (7.6 cm x 4.4 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11718. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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ANGRY SCOTSMAN MINTS2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin containing 0.7 oz. (20 g) of mint-flavored mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12385. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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GREEN BUDDHA MINTS2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11852. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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CTHULHU MINTS2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12055. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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GREEN TEA MINTS2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illus-trated display box.

12255. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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SCHADENFREUDE MINTS0.7 oz. (20 g) of candy in a 2¾" x 1⅝" x ½" (7 cm x 4.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12494. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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DILL PICKLE MINTS2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12018. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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M I N T FLAVOR!

M I N T FLAVOR!

M I N T FLAVOR!

ZOMBIE MINTS2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illus-trated display box.

11941. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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BACON MINTS 2¼" x 2" x ½" (5.7 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11706. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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HONEYBADGER MINTS2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hun-dred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12281. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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BRAIN FLAVOR!

BACON M I N T FLAVOR!

GREENT E A

FLAVOR!

D I L LFLAVOR!

BANANAM I N T FLAVOR!

M I N T FLAVOR!

M I N T FLAVOR!

M I N T FLAVOR!

M I N T FLAVOR!

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KILLER BEES CANDIES3" x 2¼" x ½" (7.6 cm x 5.7 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about thirty, natural honey-flavored, bee-shaped candies. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12145. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum)

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CINNAMONFLAVOR!

CRAZY CAT LADY CANDY1.1 oz. (32g) tin. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12253. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

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LI’L SMOOCHERS CANDY3" x 1 ⅜" x ½" (7.6 cm x 3.5 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about thirty-two lip-shaped candies. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11821. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

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FIRE ANTS CANDIES3" x 1½" x ¾" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about thirty-four, spicy cinnamon-flavored, ant-shaped candies. Twen-ty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12149. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 4 9 0

CUPCAKE MINTS3" x 2½" x ½" (7.6 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about one hundred and thirty mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11854. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 8 5 4 4

MUSTACHE CANDIES 6" (15.2 cm) long tin with about seventy-five, tutti- frutti flavored, mustache-shaped candies. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12126. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 2 6 1

WASABI CANDY3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (71 g) of wasabi-flavored candy. Shrink wrapped.

12397. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BACON CANDY3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with about twelve individually wrapped, bacon-flavored candies. Shrink wrapped.

12185. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 8 5 8

GRAVY CANDY3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (71 g) of gravy-flavored candy. Shrink wrapped.

12391. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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VEGETABLE CANDY3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (71 g) of candy in green bean, carrot and corn flavors. Shrink wrapped.

12414. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

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LUCKY MOJO GINGER CANDY3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with 2.5 oz. (71 g) of lucky ginger-flavored candy. Shrink wrapped.

12446. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12446 0

NARWHAL HORNS CANDY 2¾" x 1⅝" x ½" (7 cm x 4.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about ten 2⅜" (6 cm) long candies. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12151. $2.00/pc (24 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 5 1 3

GRAVY FLAVOR!

GREENBEAN,CARROT & CORN FLAVORS!

HONEYFLAVOR!

GINGER FLAVOR!

CINNAMONFLAVOR!

TUTTIFRUTTIFLAVOR!

TUTTIFRUTTIFLAVOR!

FROSTING FLAVOR!

BANANAM I N T FLAVOR!

M I N T FLAVOR!

BACON FLAVOR!

WASABIFLAVOR!

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CANDY CIGARETTES3⅞" x 2" x ¾" (9.8 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.9 cm) pack. Twelve 3½" (8.9 cm) long, orange-flavored, candy cigarettes in each pack. Twenty-four packs in each illustrated display box.

$1.00/pc (24 pc minimum)

12144. Doctor's Choice.

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 4 4 5

12131. Machismo.

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 3 1 5

BACON GUMBALLS3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11871. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 8 7 1 1

WASABI GUMBALLS3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11876. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 8 7 6 6

THANKSGIVING GUMBALLS3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12099. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 0 9 9 8

JACKPOT GUM3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12200. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 2 0 0 8

CUPCAKE GUMBALLS3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12095. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 0 9 5 0

TV DINNER GUMBALLS3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains about 1.4 oz. (40g) of gum-balls. Flavors are buttered corn, roast beef and apple cobbler. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12298. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 2 9 8 5

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT GUM Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes with two fruit-flavored gumballs and a Shakespearean insult printed on the inside. Twelve shrink wrapped sets in each illustrated display box.

11715. $1.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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PICKLE GUMBALLS3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12083. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 0 8 3 7

D I L LFLAVOR!

WASABIFLAVOR!

BACON FLAVOR!

CHERRY FLAVOR!

12140. Just Like Dad.

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TURKEY,CRANBERRY &PUMPKIN PIE

FLAVORS!

ROAST BEEF,CORN &APPLE

COBBLERFLAVORS!

ORANGEFLAVOR!

FROSTING FLAVOR!

TUTTIFRUTTIFLAVOR!

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12131. Machismo.

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 3 1 5

GUMMY BACON Four 6¾" (17.1 cm) long .7 oz. (20 g) slices of gummy bacon in each illustrated window box. Twelve window boxes in each illustrated display box.

11605. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 6 0 5 2

BACON LOLLIPOPS4" (10.2 cm) wide bacon-flavored lollipop. Twelve individually wrapped lollipops in each illustrated display box.

12171. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 7 1 1

BACON BEANS 6½" x 1½" x 1" (16.5 cm x 3.8 cm x 2.5 cm) tin with about sixty bacon flavored jelly beans. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illus-trated display box.

11849. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 8 4 9 0

POPCORN JELLY BEANS3¼" (8.3 cm) tall box with about one hundred jelly beans. Twelve boxes in each illustrated display box.

12176. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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CHERRY JELLY BEANS2" (5.1 cm) tall tin with 2.1 oz. (60g) of cherry-flavored jelly beans. String for hanging included. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12211. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 2 1 1 4

PICKLE CANDY CANESSix 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall pickle-flavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

12313. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

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WASABI CANDY CANESSix 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall wasabi- flavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

12402. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

7 39048 12402 6

GRAVY CANDY CANESSix 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall gravy- flavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

12405. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

7 39048 12405 7

BACON CANDY CANESSix 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall bacon- flavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

12192. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

7 39048 12192 6

JUMBO BACON CANDY CANE10¼" (26 cm) of bacon- flavored candy. 3.1 oz. (87 g). Illustrated box.

12306. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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HANUKKAH CANDY CANESSix 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall, peppermint- flavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

12196. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 9 6 4

BACON TOOTHPICKSWood. Eighty picks in each 3" x 1¼" x ½" (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11723. $1.20/pc (36 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 7 2 3 3

D I L LFLAVOR!

STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!

WASABIFLAVOR!

GRAVY FLAVOR!

BACON FLAVOR!

BACON FLAVOR!

BACON FLAVOR!

POPCORN FLAVOR!

CHERRY FLAVOR!

BACON FLAVOR!

BACON FLAVOR!

PEPPERMINTFLAVOR!

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POPCORN FLAVOR!

WASABIFLAVOR!

BACON FLAVOR!

SHAKESPEARE CANDY BOOKInstead of containing the collected plays and poems of William Shakespeare, this tiny book is full of lemon-fla-vored candy decorated with the Bard’s face! Any sweet tooth with a literary bent will appreciate the 3.3 oz. (94.5 g) of hard candy inside. The 5½" x 3¾" (14 cm x 9.5 cm) pack-age looks great on a bookshelf with other books. Illustrated window box with velcro flap.

12502. $3.00/box (12 box minimum)

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EDGAR ALLAN POE CANDY BOOKInstead of containing the dark and scary stories of Edgar Allan Poe, this tiny book is full of grape-flavored candy decorated with Poe’s face! Any sweet tooth with a literary bent will appreciate the 3.3 oz. (94.5 g) of hard candy inside. The 5½" x 3¾" (14 cm x 9.5 cm) package looks great on a bookshelf with other books. Illustrated window box with velcro flap.

12497. $3.00/box (12 box minimum)

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SIGMUND FREUD CANDY BOOKInstead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, this tiny book is full of banana-flavored candy decorated with Freud’s face! Any sweet tooth with a literary bent will appreciate the 3.3 oz. (94.5 g) of hard candy inside. The 5½" x 3¾" (14 cm x 9.5 cm) package looks great on a bookshelf. Illustrated window box with velcro flap.

12505. $3.00/box (12 box minimum)

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EXPLODING POPCORN CANDYThis candy not only has the buttery flavor of every-one’s favorite movie theater snack, it also explodes in your mouth like popping popcorn. In fact, it can get so loud, that people watching the movie with you might ask you for a few kernels from the batch you’re making in your mouth. You’ll get two 0.35 oz. (9.5 g) packets of carbonated candy, for a total of 0.7 oz. (19 g) in each illustrated box.

12480. $1.50/box (12 box minimum)

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EXPLODING WASABI CANDYWhile wasabi, that green stuff you put on sushi, doesn’t literally explode in your mouth, the heat from it does make it seem like a volcano is going off on your tongue. Exploding Wasabi Candy not only has the flavor and heat of wasabi, it also crackles, sizzles and pops like a lava flow! You’ll get two 0.35 oz. (9.5 g) pack-ets of carbonated candy, for a total of 0.7 oz. (19 g) in each illustrated box.

12484. $1.50/box (12 box minimum)

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SIZZLING BACON CANDYWe’re all used to everything tasting like bacon, but this candy turns your mouth into a frying pan. Sprinkle a generous portion of the chunks of ba-con-flavored candy on your tongue and they will begin to sizzle and crack just like a slice of bacon preparing for breakfast. You’ll get two 0.35 oz. (9.5 g) packets of carbonated candy, for a total of 0.7 oz. (19 g) in each illustrated box.

12432. $1.50/box (12 box minimum)

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BANANA FLAVOR!

GRAPE FLAVOR!

LEMON FLAVOR!

52 CANDY • ARCHIE MCPHEE /ACCOUTREMENTS WHOLESALE

CRAZY CAT LADY ACTION FIGUREHard vinyl. 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall. Includes six cats. Illus-trated window box.

12470. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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CRAZY CAT LADY BOARD GAMEGameboard, four game pieces, fifty ⅝" (1.6 cm) tall plastic cats and four cards. 18½" x 9½"x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

11893. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum)

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CRAZY CAT LADY CANDY1.1 oz. (32g) tin. Twenty-four shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12253. $2.25/pc (24 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 2 5 3 4

WORLD’S BEST CAT TROPHYCeramic. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Great for pictures on social media. Illustrated box.

12460. $4.75/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12460 6

DASHBOARD CAT BUDDHAHard vinyl. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Illustrated window box.

12508. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12508 5

CAT VIDEO CLAPPERBOARDWood. 4" x 3½" (10 cm x 9 cm). Illustrated box.

12448. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12448 4

LUCKY CAT SKULL TEAPOTPorcelain. Holds 20 fl. oz. (591 mL). Illustrated box.

12515. $12.50/pc (2 pc minimum)

7 39048 12515 3

INFLATABLE UNICORN HORN FOR CATSVinyl. 5½" (14 cm) long. Four-point elastic strap system that holds it comfortably on a kitty’s noggin. Illustrated box.

12364. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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INFLATABLE EVIL UNICORN HORN FOR CATSBlack. Vinyl. 5½" (14 cm) long. Elastic strap to hold on a kitty’s noggin. Illustrated box.

12395. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12395 1

CATSLOVE

IT!

53 CATS • accoutrements.com

BACON BEANS 6½" x 1½" x 1" (16.5 cm x 3.8 cm x 2.5 cm) tin with about sixty bacon-flavored jelly beans. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11849. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 8 4 9 0

BENDABLE MR. BACONBendable soft vinyl. 5⅝" (14.3 cm) tall. Illustrated card.

12049. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 0 4 9 3

YODELLING BACONPlastic. 5½" (14 cm). Yodels. Requires two AAA batteries, not included. Illustrated window box.

12488. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BACON WALLETFaux leather. 4¼" x 3¾" (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm). Illustrated box with clear acetate lid.

11653. $6.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 6 5 3 3

MR. BACON’S BIG ADVENTURE BOARD GAMEIncludes gameboard, four game pieces and twenty-four game cards. 18½" x 9½" x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

11952. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 9 5 2 7

BACON PENNANTThis 20" (50.8 cm) felt pennant let’s the world know where you stand when it comes to the world’s most delicious meat candy. Features Mr. Bacon.

12510. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON BANDAGESContains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) bandages. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each display box.

11476. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 4 7 6 8

BACON ORNAMENTPlastic with string hanging from metal loop. 4½" (11.4 cm) tall. Illustrated acetate box.

12201. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12201 5

54 BACON • ARCHIE MCPHEE /ACCOUTREMENTS WHOLESALE

GUMMY BACON Four 6¾" (17.1 cm) long .7 oz. (20 g) slices of gummy bacon in each illustrated window box. Twelve window boxes in each illustrated display box.

11605. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 6 0 5 2

SIZZLING BACON CANDYBacon-flavored candy that sizzles and cracks on your tongue. Two 0.34 oz. (9.5 g) packets of carbonated candy, for a total of 0.7 oz. (19 g) in each illustrated box.

12432. $1.50/box (12 box minimum)

7 39048 12432 3

BACON GUMBALLS3¼" x 2½" x ¾" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin with about twenty-two gumballs. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11871. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 8 7 1 1

BACON MINTS 2¼" x 2" x ½" (5.7 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.3 cm) tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrat-ed display box.

11706. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 7 0 6 6

BACON CANDY3¼" x 2½" x 2" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 5.1 cm) tin with about twelve individually wrapped, bacon-flavored candies. Shrink wrapped.

12185. $3.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 8 5 8

BACON CANDY CANESSix 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall bacon-flavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

12192. $2.25/box of 6 (12 box minimum)

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BACON LOLLIPOPS4" (10.2 cm) wide bacon- flavored lollipop. Twelve indi-vidually wrapped lollipops in each illustrated display box.

12171. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 1 7 1 1

JUMBO BACON CANDY CANE10 ¼" (26 cm) of bacon-flavored candy. 3.1 oz. (87 g). Illustrated box.

12306. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12306 7

STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!

55 BACON • accoutrements.com

BACON LIP BALMYour lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips! 2½" (6.4 cm) long tube with twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated blistercard.

11957. $1.50/pc (24 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 9 5 7 2

BACON TOOTHPICKSWood. Eighty picks in each 3" x 1¼" x ½" (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11723. $1.20/pc (36 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 7 2 3 3

BACON AIR FRESHENEREach has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4" (10.2 cm) tall. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12467. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

7 39048 12467 5

BACON-SCENTED MUSTACHELifelike synthetic hair with adhesive back. 4" (10.2 cm) wide. Smells like bacon. Illustrated sleeve.

12442. $2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12442 2

BACON BODY WASHBacon-scented. Plastic bottle holds 5.1 fl. oz. (150 mL) of clear liquid soap. Illustrated box.

12416. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

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BACON FLOSS2½" (6.4 cm) tall plastic dispenser with 27.3 yards (25 m) of waxed floss. Illustrated blistercard.

11847. 2.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 8 4 7 6

BACON SOAPOne bar of bacon-scented soap in a 3¾" x 2¼" x ¾" (9.5 cm x 5.7 cm x 1.9 cm) tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11960. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 9 6 0 2

BACON TOOTHPASTEEach tube contains 2.5 oz. (70 g) of bacon-flavored paste. Sealed illustrated box.

12061. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 0 6 1 5

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ZOMBIE HORSE MASKLatex and realistic fur. Glows in the dark. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

12465. $17.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

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GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ZOMBIES PLAYSETNine 1" (2.5 cm) to 3¼" (8.3 cm) tall hard vinyl glow-in-the-dark figures. Illustrated blistercard.

11739. $9.50/set of 9 (4 set minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 7 3 9 4

DASHBOARD ZOMBIEA ghastly 5½" (14 cm) undead hard vinyl figure with spring-loaded neck and arms standing on an adhesive base. Illustrated window box.

12243. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12243 5

REMOTE CONTROL ZOMBIE Plastic. 7¾" (19.7 cm) tall zombie, 2¾" (7 cm) long brain-shaped remote. In-frared remote technology; walks and groans! Re-quires three AAA batteries (not included). Clamshell blister with illustrated card.

11756. $14.50/pc (3 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 7 5 6 1

GLOW FINGER ZOMBIESRubber. 1¾" (4.4 cm) to 2" (5.1 cm) tall. Glow-in-the-dark! Five different styles. Sixty in each illustrated display box. Bulk.

11815. 35¢/pc (60 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 8 1 5 5

OH NO… ZOMBIES! BOARD GAMEIncludes spooky gameboard, fourteen 2" (5.1 cm) tall plastic game pieces, thirty-four cards and three dice. 18½" x 9½" x 1¾" (47 cm x 24.1 cm x 4.4 cm) illustrated box. Shrink wrapped.

11994. $11.00/pc (3 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 9 9 4 7

ZOMBIE SLEEP MASKMakes you look like a brain-hungry, undead creature. Polyester with cotton back and elastic band. Bagged with illustrated header.

12288. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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ZOMBIE MINTS2¼" (5.7 cm) round tin with about one hundred mints. Thirty-six shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

11941. $1.50/pc (36 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 9 4 1 1

57 ZOMBIES • accoutrements.com

SPEARMINT S C E N T !

BANANAF L AVO R !

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ACTION FIGURE12447. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12447 7

SHAKESPEAREAN LIP BALM SET12509. $4.00/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

7 39048 12509 2

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT BANDAGES12389. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12389 0

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE AIR FRESHENER12434. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

7 39048 12434 7

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT GUM 11715. $1.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

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SIGMUND FREUD CANDY BOOK12505. $3.00/box (12 box minimum)

7 39048 12505 4

SHAKESPEARE CANDY BOOK12502. $3.00/box (12 box minimum)

7 39048 12502 3

SIGMUND FREUD ACTION FIGURE12466. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12466 8

DR. FREUD’S THERAPY BALL11742. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 1 7 4 2 4

SIGMUND FREUD TOOTHPASTE12483. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12483 5

DASHBOARD GENIUS SHAKESPEARETired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5¼" (13.3 cm) tall, soft vinyl bust of William Shakespeare on a metal spring sticks to your dashboard and acts as a muse. “Thou hast cut me off, maggot-lipped blaggard!” Illustrated window box.

12524. $4.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12524 5

LEMON FLAVOR!

BANANA FLAVOR!

58 WRITERS • ARCHIE MCPHEE /ACCOUTREMENTS WHOLESALE

ROSE FLAVOR!

SENSIBLY SCENTED!

POE-POURRI SCENTED!

JANE AUSTEN TOOTHPASTE12487. $2.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12487 3

JANE AUSTEN BANDAGES12361. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12361 6

JANE AUSTEN AIR FRESHENER12437. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

7 39048 12437 8

EDGAR ALLAN POE CANDY BOOK12497. $3.00/box (12 box minimum)

7 39048 12497 2

EDGAR ALLAN POE ACTION FIGURE12450. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12450 7

EDGAR ALLAN POE TATTOOS12479. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12479 8

EDGAR ALLAN POE LUNCHBOX12308. $7.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 3 0 8 1

EDGAR ALLAN POE BANDAGES12438. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12438 5

EDGAR ALLAN POE AIR FRESHENER12431. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

7 39048 12431 6

JANE AUSTEN ACTION FIGURE12443. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12443 9

JANE AUSTEN TATTOOS12441. $3.50/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12441 5

GRAPE FLAVOR!

59 WRITERS • accoutrements.com

BIGFOOT TIKI MUGCeramic. 5¾" (14.6 cm) tall. Holds 19 fl. oz. (562 mL). Illustrated box.

12501. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12501 6

BIGFOOT ORNAMENTGlass. 6¼" (15.9 cm) tall. Includes a string for hanging, but also stands on its own. Illustrated acetate tube.

12495. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

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BIGFOOT ACTION FIGUREHard vinyl. 7¼" (18.4 cm) tall. Intricate articulation allows it to be posed just like frame 352 of the fa-mous Patterson film footage. Illustrated window box.

12458. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12458 3

BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENERHeavy card stock. 5" (12.7 cm) tall. Pine scent. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve.

12303. $1.75/pc (24 pc minimum)

7 3 9 0 4 8 1 2 3 0 3 6

BIGFOOT AUTO SUNSHADEUsing "solid material producing shade" technology it protects, cools and blocks out UV rays. Includes two suction cups for installation so simple even Bigfoot can do it. At 50" x 27½" (127 cm x 70 cm) it's big enough for most cars. Folds for easy storage. Bagged with illustrat-ed header.

12526. $6.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12526 9

BIGFOOT LUNCHBOX8" x 7" x 4" (20.3 cm x 17.8 cm x 10.2 cm). Bagged with illustrated tag.

12493. $7.50/pc (4 pc minimum)

7 39048 12493 4

BIGFOOT BANDAGESLatex-free with sterile gauze. 3¾" tall tin contains ten 3" x 1½" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm) large bandages. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.

12477. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12477 4

BIGFOOT PENNANTFelt. 20" (50.8 cm). Says “BIGFOOT” and features Bigfoot.

12523. $2.25/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12523 8

BIGFOOT LUGGAGE TAG12408. $3.00/pc (12 pc minimum)

7 39048 12408 8

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BIGFOOT RESEARCH KIT7" x 5" x 1½" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) deco-rated cardboard box that contains stickers, a mem-bership card, evidence flags, informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags. Six shrink wrapped boxes in each illustrated display box.

12519. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12519 1

DRESS-UP BIGFOOTLaminated cardboard. 16" (40.6 cm) tall. 28 reusable vinyl cling pieces of clothing and accessories. Illustrated card-board envelope.

12485. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)

7 39048 12485 9

BIGFOOT POCKET JOURNALSThis is a set of three notebooks and each has a different cover decorated with Bigfoot. Each journal is 5½" x 3½" (14 cm x 8.9 cm), has 48 pages of ruled paper and a pocket in the back. Set of three attached with paper band and shrink wrapped. ISBN.

12517. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)

7 39048 12517 7

ABRAHAM LINCOLN PRODUCTS .................31, 44

ACTION FIGURES .......................16, 17, 53, 58-60

AIR FRESHENERS ......................35, 55, 56, 58-60

ALARM, GIFT .....................................................9

APRON, HOW TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND ............37

BACON PRODUCTS . 6, 8, 9, 15, 17, 21, 22, 25, 29, 30, 31, 33, 35-37, 44, 48- 52, 54-56

BANDAGES.......................... 31, 32, 33, 54, 58-60

BARBECUE PRODUCTS ...............................46, 47

BEARDS ...........................................................13

BELL, RING SERVICE .........................................39

BIGFOOT PRODUCTS .....3, 4, 6, 16, 31, 35-37, 39, 40, 42, 45, 60, 61

BODY WASH, BACON ..................................33, 56

BOWL, SHARK..................................................44

BOW TIE, EMERGENCY .....................................27

CAKE TOPPERS .................................................38

CAMERA, TWO-WAY TRICK SQUIRT...................28

CANDY ................... 48-52, 55, 58, 59

CANDY CANES ............................................51, 55

CAT LADY, CRAZY .......................... 16, 21, 49, 53

CAT PRODUCTS ...... 13, 16, 18, 22, 28, 38, 44, 49, 53,

CIGARETTES, CANDY ........................................50

CLAPPER BOARDS ......................................28, 53

COFFEE CUPS ...................................................41

COLORING BOOKS ..............................................4

COMBS ............................................................27

CTHULHU PRODUCTS .................................13, 48

CUPCAKE PRODUCTS ...................... 30, 32, 49, 50

CUPS .........................................................41, 42

DRINK MARKERS, GOOGLY EYES .......................42

EAGLE TALONS, LATEX ......................................11

EAR BUDS, EAR BUDDIES .................................23

EARPLUGS, “I’M NOT LISTENING!”.....................37

EDGAR ALLAN POE PRODUCTS ...7, 16, 31, 35, 45, 52, 59

EGG SHAPER, I LOVE YOU .................................46

EMERGENCY BUTTONS .....................................22

FEZ, RED ..........................................................15

FINGER HOOKS ................................................38

FINGER PUPPETS ................................. 20, 21, 57

FLOSS ........................................................30, 56

FORK, FREELOADER ..........................................46

FREUD PRODUCTS .....................16, 24, 29, 52, 58

GAMES .......................................... 21, 53, 54, 57

GELATIN MOLD, ZOMBIE BRAIN .......................47

GIFT WRAP ....................................................5, 6

GLASSES .........................................................14

GOOGLY EYES ......................................... 8, 14, 40

GUM .................................................... 50, 55, 58

HALLOWEEN MINI DECORATIONS .......................3

HANDICORN .....................................................20

HANDERPANTS™ ........................................25, 34

HAND PUPPETS ...............................................26

HATS ..........................................................15, 46

HORSE HOOVES, LATEX ....................................12

HORSE PRODUCTS .. 10, 12, 18, 22, 26, 36, 38, 39, 57

ICE CUBE TRAY, MUSTACHE ...............................47

INFLATABLES ................................. 13, 26, 27, 53

JANE AUSTEN PRODUCTS ......7, 16, 29, 31, 35, 59

JELLY BEANS .............................................51, 54

JOURNALS ...................................................4, 61

LIP BALM ............................................. 30, 56, 58

LOBSTER CLAWS, LATEX ...................................12

LOLLIPOPS .................................................51, 55

LOVE NOTE POSTCARDS BOOK ............................2

LUGGAGE TAGS ................................................40

LUNCH BOXES ...................................... 45, 59, 60

MAGIC BALLS .............................................24, 58

MAN HANDS, LATEX .........................................12

MASKS ................................................ 10-12, 57

MINI DECORATIONS ...........................................3

MINTS ........................................... 48, 49, 55, 57

MUGS .................................................. 41, 42, 60

MUSTACHE PRODUCTS ....6, 15, 32, 36, 47, 49, 56

NODDERS, DASHBOARD ............18, 19, 53, 57, 58

NOTEBOOKS .......................................................4

ORNAMENTS ........................................ 36, 54, 60

PENCIL, GIANT WOODEN ....................................9

PENNANTS ........................................... 37, 54, 60

PENS ...............................................................23

PICKLE PRODUCTS ..............23, 30, 32, 48, 50, 51

PLACE MATS, LAST SUPPER PAPER ...................47

PLAY SETS ..................................................17, 57

POSTCARD BOOKS ..............................................2

PRISM .............................................................28

PUSH PINS, GOOGLY EYE ....................................8

RESEARCH KIT, BIGFOOT ...............................6, 61

RIGHT ANGLE VIEWER, SPY EYE .......................23

RUBBER CHICKEN.......................................26, 27

SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.............................44

SANDWICH BAGS .............................................45

SELF-ESTEEM KIT, EMERGENCY ........................24

SERVING TRAYS................................................47

SHAKESPEARE PRODUCTS ..16, 18, 30, 31, 35, 50, 52, 58

SHOT GLASSES .................................................43

SKETCHBOOK, MILLION DOLLAR IDEA NAPKIN ...6

SLIPPERS, LAZY HOUSEKEEPER MOP ................37

SLEEP MASKS ..................................................40

SOAP .........................................................33, 56

SPOON RESTS ..................................................44

SPORKS ...........................................................46

SPRAY, JINX REMOVING ...................................37

SQUIRREL PRODUCTS ................12, 25, 39, 41, 44

SQUIRREL FEEDERS ..........................................39

STORAGE BOXES ................................................9

SUNSHADE, BIGFOOT AUTO ........................39, 60

SUPER AWESOME PRODUCTS ......................... 2-6

TATTOOS ......................................................7, 59

TEACUPS ..........................................................42

TEAPOTS ....................................................44, 53

TEETH, GNARLY ................................................15

TENTACLES ................................................13, 21

TIKI MUGS .................................................42, 60

TOILET, PUBLIC SURVIVAL KIT ..........................34

TOOTHPASTE .................................. 29, 56, 58, 59

TOOTHPICKS, BACON .................................51, 56,

TOOTHPICK DISPENSER, BIRD ...........................46

TRADING CARDS, SUPER AWESOME ...................6

TRICK OF THE DAY, LI’L DEVIL’S .........................28

TROPHIES ..................................................38, 53

TURKEY, INFLATABLE .......................................27

UNDERPANTS....................................... 25, 34, 43

UNICORN PRODUCTS .....10, 13, 17, 20, 26, 32, 38

URNS ...............................................................24

VOODOO DOLL .................................................26

WALLETS ............................................. 25, 34, 54

WASABI PRODUCTS ............................. 29, 49-52

WIND-UPS .................................................26, 27

WINE ACCESSORIES ..........................................43

WRAPPING PAPER .........................................5, 6

ZOMBIE PRODUCTS ..10, 17, 19-21, 40, 47, 48, 57

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NUMERICAL INDEX09181. FINGER MONSTERS ...................................20

09328. HOME MOVIE CLAPPERBOARD ..................28

09510. CLASSIC DISGUISE GLASSES ......................14

09511. DELUXE RUBBER CHICKEN .........................27

10295. PRISM .......................................................28

10375. ZOMBIE BRAIN GELATIN MOLD .................47

10481. TOOTHPICK BIRD .......................................46

10484. STYLISH MUSTACHES ................................15

10500. SARCASTIC BALL .......................................24

10519. AFFIRMATION BALL ...................................24

10571. FREELOADER FORK ....................................46

10795. TIKI MUGS .................................................42

10818. GNARLY TEETH ..........................................15

10891. WORLD’S LARGEST UNDERPANTS ........25, 34

11055. DASHBOARD MONK...................................19

11093. DASHBOARD JESUS ...................................19

11126. GIANT WOODEN PENCIL ............................. 9

11129. ULTRAVIOLET SPY PEN ..............................23

11319. PIRATE BANDAGES ....................................32

11328. DASHBOARD HULA GIRL ............................19

11472. BOO BOO KISSES BANDAGES .....................32

11476. BACON BANDAGES ..............................31, 54

11481. PENCIL THIN MUSTACHES ..........................15

11494. COWBOY BANDAGES .................................32

11568. BENDABLE PARTY MUSTACHE ...................15

11605. GUMMY BACON ..................................51, 55

11626. LAST SUPPER AFTER DINNER MINTS .........48

11653. BACON WALLET ...................................25, 54

11657. JESUS BANDAGES ......................................32

11679. HOW TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND APRON ......37

11704. RING BELL FOR SERVICE ............................39

11706. BACON MINTS ....................................48, 55

11715. SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT GUM ...........50, 58

11718. BANANA MONKEY MINTS ..........................48

11723. BACON TOOTHPICKS ............................51, 56

11739. ZOMBIE PLAYSET .................................17, 57

11742. DR. FREUD’S THERAPY BALL ................24, 58

11748. UNICORN BANDAGES.................................32

11756. REMOTE CONTROL ZOMBIE .................17, 57

11761. YODELLING PICKLE ....................................23

11763. SWITCHBLADE COMB ................................27

11794. LI’L DEVIL’S TRICK OF THE DAY ...................28

11815. GLOW FINGER ZOMBIES ......................20, 57

11817. TWO-WAY TRICK SQUIRT CAMERA .............28

11818. PICKLE BANDAGES ....................................32

11821. LI’L SMOOCHERS CANDY ...........................49

11847. BACON FLOSS ......................................30, 56

11849. BACON BEANS ....................................51, 54

11852. GREEN BUDDHA MINTS .............................48

11854. CUPCAKE MINTS .......................................49

11871. BACON GUMBALLS ..............................50, 55

11876. WASABI GUMBALLS ..................................50

11884. SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS ............................25

11888. ULTIMATE GEEK PEN ..................................23

11891. SWITCHBLADE MUSTACHE COMB ..............27

11893. CRAZY CAT LADY BOARD GAME ...........21, 53

11902. I LOVE YOU EGG SHAPER ............................46

11905. CUPCAKE BANDAGES.................................32

11927. CUPCAKE FLOSS ........................................30

11928. STYLISH MUSTACHES FOR GIRLS ...............15

11935. BREAKFAST FLOSS .....................................30

11940. INFLATABLE TURKEY .................................27

11941. ZOMBIE MINTS ....................................48, 57

11951. HANDERPANTS™ .................................25, 34

11952. MR. BACON’S BOARD GAME ................21, 54

11957. BACON LIP BALM ................................30, 56

11960. BACON SOAP .......................................33, 56

11987. RELUCTANT BRIDE CAKE TOPPER ...............38

11993. RELUCTANT GROOM CAKE TOPPER.............38

11994. OH NO… ZOMBIES! BOARD GAME ......21, 57

12018. DILL PICKLE MINTS....................................48

12027. CREEPY HORSE HEAD MASK ......................10

12039. PICKLE LIP BALM ......................................30

12041. UH OH… EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS .......34

12049. BENDABLE MR. BACON ........................17, 54

12050. CUPCAKE LIP BALM ...................................30

12055. CTHULHU MINTS .......................................48

12061. BACON TOOTHPASTE............................29, 56

12079. GIRL SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS ....................25

12083. PICKLE GUMBALLS ....................................50

12086. INSTANT UNDERPANTS ..............................34

12095. CUPCAKE GUMBALLS ................................50

12096. SUPER AWESOME TRADING CARDS ............ 6

12098. EMERGENCY BOWTIE ................................27

12099. THANKSGIVING GUMBALLS .......................50

12107. HIPSTER MUSTACHE ..................................15

12126. MUSTACHE CANDIES ................................49

12131. MACHISMO CANDY CIGARETTES ................50

12137. MUSTACHE BANDAGES ..............................32

12139. EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS DISPENSER ......34

12140. JUST LIKE DAD CANDY CIGARETTES ...........50

12143. ARTIST FACIAL HAIR ..................................15

12144. DOCTOR'S CHOICE CANDY CIGARETTES ......50

12145. KILLER BEES CANDIES ...............................49

12149. FIRE ANTS CANDIES ...................................49

12151. NARWHAL HORN CANDY ..........................49

12161. FINGER TENTACLES ....................................21

12169. BACON GIFTWRAP ..................................... 6

12170. “I’M NOT LISTENING!” EARPLUGS ..............36

12171. BACON LOLLIPOPS...............................51, 56

12173. MUSTACHE GIFT WRAP............................... 6

12174. FRENCH FRY LIP BALM ..............................30

12176. POPCORN JELLY BEANS .............................51

12179. PUBLIC TOILET SURVIVAL KIT ....................34

12181. LAZY HOUSEKEEPER MOP SLIPPERS ..........36

12185. BACON CANDY ....................................49, 56

12187. EMERGENCY MEOW BUTTON.....................22

12191. EMERGENCY AFFIRMATION BUTTON ..........22

12192. BACON CANDY CANES ...............................51

12194. HAND SOAP ..............................................33

12196. HANUKKAH CANDY CANES ........................51

12198. SHARK ATTACK PORCELAIN MUG ...............41

12200. JACKPOT GUM ...........................................50

12201. BACON ORNAMENT .............................37, 54

12206. MUSTACHE ORNAMENT .............................37

12207. OCTOPUS PORCELAIN MUG .......................41

12211. CHERRY JELLY BEANS ................................51

12219. SWITCHBLADE SPORK ...............................46

12223. FINGER SPORKS ........................................46

12224. INFLATABLE BEARD ...................................13

12241. LUNCH DISGUISE SANDWICH BAGS ...........45

12243. DASHBOARD ZOMBIE ..........................19, 57

12244. CRIME SCENE SANDWICH BAGS .................45

12245. JINX REMOVING SPRAY .............................36

12247. MADE WITH LOVE SANDWICH BAGS ..........45

12253. CRAZY CAT LADY CANDY .....................49, 53

12255. GREEN TEA MINTS .....................................48

12256. INFLATABLE TENTACLE ARM ......................13

12259. LAST SUPPER PAPER PLACEMATS ..............47

12260. WORLD’S LARGEST COFFEE CUP ................41

12263. SQUIRREL COFFEE CUP ..............................41

12266. EMERGENCY GOOGLY EYES ......................... 8

12267. INFLATABLE UNICORN HORN .....................13

12269. LETS EAT SERVING TRAY ............................47

12275. LAST SUPPER SERVING TRAY .....................47

12277. STEAMPUNK SLEEP MASK .........................40

12279. TV DINNER SERVING TRAY .........................47

12281. HONEY BADGER MINTS .............................48

12283. MAGICAL UNICORN MASK .........................10

12284. ANIME GLASSES ........................................14

12286. CARDINAL MASK .......................................11

12287. EMERGENCY INFLATABLE CHICKEN ............26

12288. ZOMBIE SLEEP MASK...........................40, 57

12289. LET’S GET MESSY PIG OUT KIT ...................47

12291. DASHBOARD MONSTER .............................19

12293. SQUIRREL MASK .......................................12

12294. SLICEY THE PIG..........................................18

12296. BBQ CHEF HAT ...........................................46

12297. MUSTACHE ICE CUBE TRAY ........................47

12298. TV DINNER GUMBALLS ..............................50

12302. ABRAHAM LINCOLN BANDAGES ................31

12303. BIGFOOT AIR FRESHENER ....................35, 60

12304. SNAKE OIL SOAP .......................................33

12305. GIANT GOOGLY EYES .................................. 8

12306. JUMBO BACON CANDY CANE ...............51, 55

12307. INFLATABLE CTHULHU ARM ......................13

12308. EDGAR ALLAN POE LUNCHBOX ............45, 59

12310. SQUIRREL ATTACK PORCELAIN MUG ..........41

12313. PICKLE CANDY CANES ...............................51

12315. BREAKDANCING MONKS TEACUPS .............42

12318. CERAMIC PIGGY SPOON REST ....................44

12321. TECH MONKS TEACUPS ..............................42

12323. SURPRISE TATTOOS .................................... 7

12324. FISH HEAD ORNAMENT .............................36

12325. BIG HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER .....................39

12327. VINDERPANTS ...........................................43

12329. TOP HAT ESPRESSO CUP & SAUCER ............42

12330. VINDERHOSEN ..........................................43

12332. JUST SHOT GLASS ......................................43

12333. CERAMIC BACON SPOON REST ...................44

12336. SQUIRREL SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS ......44

12339. HIPPO ATTACK PORCELAIN MUG ................41

12340. DASHBOARD EYEBALL WIGGLER ...............19

12343. TOP IT OFF WINE STOPPER .........................43

12355. VINDERALLS..............................................43

12357. EMERGENCY INFLATABLE TOAST ................26

12359. INFLATABLE BEARD OF BEES ......................13

12361. JANE AUSTEN BANDAGES ....................31, 59

12362. INFLATABLE TOUPÉE ..................................13

12364. INFLATABLE UNICORN HORN FOR CATS 13, 53

12367. PIGEON MASK ...........................................11

12369. INFLATABLE CTHULHU BEARD ...................13

12372. EAR BUDDIES EAR BUDS............................23

12373. GOOGLY EYE PUSH PINS ............................. 8

12374. GOOGLY EYES DRINK MARKERS .................42

12375. LAB FLASK SHOT GLASS ............................43

12378. TATTOUPÉES ............................................... 7

12382. GLOW IN THE DARK GOOGLY EYES .............. 8

12383. BIG GOOGLY EYES ....................................... 8

12385. ANGRY SCOTSMAN MINTS .........................48

12386. GOOGLY EYES GLASSES .............................14

12387. DEVIL DUCKIE LUGGAGE TAGS ...................40

12389. SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT BANDAGES ..31, 58

12390. NIHILIST TOOTHPASTE ...............................29

12391. GRAVY CANDY ...........................................49

12392. GOOGLY EYES LUGGAGE TAG ......................40

12394. CREEPY HORSE MAN .................................18

12395. EVIL UNICORN HORN FOR CATS ...........13, 53

12396. DOLL HEAD SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS ........44

12397. WASABI CANDY .........................................49

12398. LUCKY SKULL PORCELAIN TEAPOT .............44

12400. EMERGENCY HORSE ..................................22

12401. DEAR LEADER MINTS.................................48

12402. WASABI CANDY CANES ..............................51

12404. INSTANT AUDIENCE ...................................22

12405. GRAVY CANDY CANES................................51

12406. FAIL BUTTON .............................................22

12407. CHARLES DARWIN ORNAMENT ..................36

12408. BIGFOOT LUGGAGE TAG .......................40, 60

12409. GIFT ALARM ............................................... 9

12410. MEAT PARADE WRAPPING PAPER BOOK ..... 5

12412. GIANT LOBSTER CLAWS .............................12

12413. CREEPY WRAPPING PAPER BOOK ............... 5

12414. VEGETABLE CANDY ....................................49

12416. BACON BODY WASH ............................33, 56

12419. PUG MASK ................................................12

12424. UNICORN AND HORSE CAKE TOPPER ..........38

12425. SHARK BOWL ............................................44

12427. MEAT PARADE LUNCHBOX .........................45

12428. CREEPY HORSE HEAD ORNAMENT .............36

12430. PARKING SPACE GODDESS ........................26

12431. EDGAR ALLAN POE AIR FRESHENER .....35, 59

12432. SIZZLING BACON CANDY......................52, 55

12433. ANIME EYES LUGGAGE TAG ........................40

12434. SHAKESPEARE AIR FRESHENER ...........35, 58

12436. FOODIE BANDAGES ...................................33

12437. JANE AUSTEN AIR FRESHENER .............35, 59

12438. EDGAR ALLAN POE BANDAGES ............31, 59

12439. VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY FINGER PUPPETS ..20

12440. LINCOLN SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS ............44

12441. JANE AUSTEN TATTOOS ..........................7, 59

12442. BACON-SCENTED MUSTACHE ...............15, 56

12443. JANE AUSTEN ACTION FIGURE .............16, 59

12444. LUCKY MOJO LUGGAGE TAG .......................40

12445. CROW MASK .............................................11

12446. LUCKY MOJO GINGER CANDY .....................49

12447. SHAKESPEARE ACTION FIGURE ...........16, 58

12448. CAT VIDEO CLAPPERBOARD .................28, 53

12449. MUSTACHE PARTY .....................................15

12450. EDGAR ALLAN POE ACTION FIGURE .....16, 59

12452. RED FEZ ....................................................15

12453. BACON STORAGE BOX ................................. 9

12454. HORRIFIED MOVIE VICTIMS .......................17

12455. SUPER AWESOME POSTCARD BOOK ............ 2

12456. SPY EYE RIGHT ANGLE VIEWER ..................23

12457. HORSE HOOVES .........................................12

12458. BIGFOOT ACTION FIGURE .....................16, 60

12459. AVENGING UNICORN .................................17

12460. WORLD’S BEST CAT TROPHY ................38, 53

12461. MYSTERY STORAGE BOX ............................. 9

12462. SEE BEHIND YOU GLASSES .........................14

12463. MAN HANDS .............................................12

12464. ILLUMINATI STORAGE BOX .......................... 9

12465. ZOMBIE HORSE MASK .........................10, 57

12466. SIGMUND FREUD ACTION FIGURE ........16, 58

12467. BACON AIR FRESHENER .......................35, 56

12468. YOU’RE THE STAR ......................................17

12469. AMAZING HYPNO GLASSES .......................14

12470. CRAZY CAT LADY ACTION FIGURE ........16, 53

12471. LADY HORSE MASK ...................................10

12472. BLINKY DOLL-EYES GLASSES .....................14

12473. HORSE HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER ................39

12474. HAPPY PIG MASK ......................................12

12475. SCREAMING PICKLE ...................................23

12476. CREEPY HORSE MAN HAND PUPPET ..........26

12477. BIGFOOT BANDAGES ...........................31, 60

12478. COCKY CHICKEN MASK ..............................11

12479. EDGAR ALLAN POE TATTOOS ..................7, 59

12480. EXPLODING POPCORN CANDY ....................52

12481. BACON TAPE ............................................... 8

12482. LOVE TIKI MUG ..........................................42

12483. SIGMUND FREUD TOOTHPASTE ............29, 58

12484. EXPLODING WASABI CANDY ......................52

12485. DRESS-UP BIGFOOT ...............................3, 61

12486. DELUXE FINGER MONSTERS SET ................20

12487. JANE AUSTEN TOOTHPASTE .................29, 59

12488. YODELLING BACON ..............................22, 54

12489. MODEST URN ............................................24

12490. WASABI TOOTHPASTE ................................29

12491. CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER BOOK ......... 5

12492. MODEST PET URN .....................................24

12493. BIGFOOT LUNCHBOX ...........................45, 60

12494. SCHADENFREUDE MINTS ...........................48

12495. BIGFOOT ORNAMENT ..........................36, 60

12496. ILLUMINATI AIR FRESHENER ......................35

12497. EDGAR ALLAN POE CANDY BOOK .........52, 59

12499. SANTAUR ORNAMENT ...............................36

12500. CHANDELIER 3D AIR FRESHENER ...............35

12501. BIGFOOT TIKI MUG ..............................42, 60

12502. SHAKESPEARE CANDY BOOK ...............52, 58

12503. SUGAR SKULL AIR FRESHENER ..................35

12504. BALD EAGLE MASK ....................................11

12505. SIGMUND FREUD CANDY BOOK ...........52, 58

12506. NAPKIN SKETCHBOOK ................................ 6

12507. EMERGENCY SELF-ESTEEM KIT ..................24

12508. DASHBOARD CAT BUDDHA ..................18, 53

12509. SHAKESPEAREAN LIP BALM SET ..........30, 58

12510. BACON PENNANT ................................37, 54

12511. EAGLE TALONS ..........................................11

12512. SUPER AWESOME COLORING BOOK ............ 4

12513. FINGER HANDS .........................................20

12514. VOODOO DOLL ..........................................26

12515. LUCKY CAT SKULL TEAPOT ...................44, 53

12516. EXISTENTIAL COLORING BOOK .................... 4

12517. BIGFOOT POCKET JOURNALS .................4, 61

12518. DESPAIR PENNANT ....................................37

12519. BIGFOOT RESEARCH KIT.........................6, 61

12520. WORLD’S BEST DOG TROPHY .....................38

12521. WIND-UP LEDERHOSEN .............................27

12522. GRUMP NOTEBOOKS .................................. 4

12523. BIGFOOT PENNANT .............................37, 60

12524. DASHBOARD GENIUS SHAKESPEARE....18, 58

12525. UNICORN MAN HAND PUPPET ...................26

12526. BIGFOOT AUTO SUNSHADE ..................39, 60

12527. GEEK PENNANT .........................................37

12528. FINGER HOOKS ..........................................38

12529. BIRTHDAY MINI DECORATIONS ................... 3

12530. HANDICORN ..............................................20

12531. LOVE NOTE POSTCARDS BOOK .................... 2

12532. HALLOWEEN MINI DECORATIONS ............... 3

12534. UNDERPANTS WALLET .........................25, 34

12535. INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS ............................. 4

12538. DASHBOARD GENIUS BEETHOVEN .............18

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