A powerpoint guide to upstairs downton abbey
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a powerpoint guide to UPSTAIRS downton abbey
by jaaavert
it’s downtON not downtown
we get annoyed if you say downtown
it’s not a fuckingwhore show
this is the house
ooh pretty
wow
hey why is there a car?
lord grantham
never mention jane
cannot have sons
had a dark time in s2
had sex on weddingnight to a wife he didnt even like
wants to die atdownton
knew a lot ofgay peoplewhile at eton
cant have his daughter marry achauffer but perfectly alrightto snog the maid
what is grantham?
cora crawley
obviously favoursmary
allies only withdowager
really quite pretty
has bad luck shemiscarried only son
cares a lot about herinheritance and shessixty or something
almost died fromspanish flu
people ship coraxsarah
mary crawley
so pretty
bit of a bitch in s1
her vaginakills men
but shes hot
dislikes edith
madly in lovewith matthew
now we wait for s4
has a son called george
was 22 in first epand now 32 but cannot age
but we dont know how oldshe is
because they keepchanging the ages
edith crawley
ugly sisterbut pretty
ditched at thealtar
likes olderguys
doesnt reallydo much apartfrom fish with no bait middle child
somehow she is blonde
and brown eyes
worst fashions1 – s2 award
even herparents dont like her much“she doesnt have much chance”
poor eddie
sybil BRANSONshe is a darling
likes servants
only person tolike thomas
married a chauffer
DEAD
confused over middle name
so in love with tom
fierce bitch
so pretty
doesnt give a fuckabout the main storyline
#wannagetlaid
war/nursing > tom branson
silently judging you
died fromeclampsia
dowager countesssassy as fuck
hates foreigners
“what englishman woulddie in another bed?”
“vulgarity is nosubsitute for wit”
secretly fuckingcarson
always wears purpleher name is violet
hates electricity
shape shifting cat
took a liking to william
then forgot about his wiferan downton for 30 years
matthew ‘reginald’ crawley
no one liked him
HAD to marry mary
a lawyer
died because car crash
fell in love withlaviniathen she died and matt fucked mary
all the crawley girlswanted him we all love matthew
“touch me” he whispers
has a son called george
once upon a timematthew diedeveryone criedboo hoo
tom bransonnot in anywayassociated withniall horan
irish and sexy
suprisingly got onwith everyone downstairs
until he fuckedsybil
no one liked himupstairs apartfrom matthew whoweirdly made himbest man after driving him aroundfor four years
waited five yearsto marry sybil
he got his fairytaleever after
then sybil goes andgets herself killed
isis
should be dead by now
thanks for reading
ill do downstairs crew next