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ASENS TAKE ON
Full MOON wO
AgAShiTE
kafmagA MAGAZINE FOR KAFFERS BY KAFFERS ISSUE 2
13 January 2008
AlSO IN thIS ISSuE
whAT OThERS hAd TO SAy AbOuT yOu
ThE hiddEN SEcRETS OF KAF
AN iNTERviEw wiTh KiTFOx
ONliNE dATiNg: MAKiNg iT REAliTy
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KAFMAG 2005-2008 Keiichi Anime Forever.All rights reserved.
Reproduction and transmission o this magazine is permitted or person-
al use. No portion o this material may be extracted without permission.Commercial use o this magazine, either in whole or part, is not permit-
ted without authoriation.
This magazine includes 3rd-party material belonging to other copyrightholders. Such content is the property o their respective copyright owner.
Keiichi Anime Forever is an anime an community.http://www.keiichianimeorever.com
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1 5 An ntere t Ktfo
We get down and dirty with this fun and wonderful KAF-
FER for an interview
1 6 Te en serets of KAF
Learn about the features of KAF that you may have beenleft in the dark about
1 7 Te oon on Ron Pa 08
Yoshi explores why Ron Paul is the right choice for Ameri-
ca is 2008
1 8 Sankok Monoatar
Ebacusta takes a look at this shoujo anime
2 0 Onne atn: makn t reat
Too many online relationships work. Rachelle explores the
problems that many couples fail to see before committing
their life
2 1 lke pano rok? cek ot Mae
An American rock band from Norfolk, Virginia, Mae plays
rock with a mix of classical instrument
2 2 Seete KAFc Qotes
Read some funnies from the KAF Chatroom
Contents (ontne)
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It has been over two years since the pub-
lication of the rst issue of KAGMAG.
Although many attempts were continue
the magazine, frequent changes in leader-
ship regularly disrrupted the project. In
fact, no leader could be found to get the
project moving. By the middle of 2006,the project was ofcially abandoned by
its staff, and KAFMAG was spoken of no
more. The projects forum lay dormant.
However, despite the troubles that have
plauged this magazine, hopefully some
new life may be fed into this dead baby
from the release of this issue.
Although nothing public was ever re-
leased during the time of the project, a few
writers stood up to the plate to contribute
some of their own writings. Several articles
were actually written during the duration
of the teams existence; however, I choseto not put them into this issue because I felt
that they were not sufciently complete
(on which I blame on the understafng of
the team). In addition, some other work
completed by other staff members, such
as the wonderful magazine designs and
layouts of Dan, did not make it into this
issue.
Regardless, now that you are reading
the second issue, I hope you enjoy what
new effort and life has spurred into KAF-
MAG. This issue has been developed and
put together within a matter of a few days
through a lot of badgering of members
to contribute on such short notice. I give
much gratitude to those members who
took some time out of their lives to add
something to this magazine. I would like to
also throw a thanks out to those who I bor-
rowed articles from without permission,
potentially putting them into a bad context
(i.e. I stole Rasens post and tried to turn it
into a article).
As for the future? I am not sure ifKAFMAG will start to follow any release
schedule, less even publish any new issues
any time soon. The life of this magazine is
largely dependent on how much all of you
are willing to contribute on an occasional
basis. Although the original team did have
stafng issues, there was a lack of incom-
ing articles to begin with. I would like
to encourage an environment where the
magazine is not written by its own team
writers but by members like you and me.
Given the free nature that envelopes
this magazine, you do not have to writeabout anime or KAF. As you read through
this issue, you will realize that some other
topics are discussed, ranging from elec-
tronics to politics. As long as your content
is not offensive, it will likely be approved
to be put into the spotlight. And if you are
not sure your idea will pass, feel free to
drop me (or whoever the current editor-in-
chief is) a message.
Enjoy the read,
SK
Editor-in-chief
Fr e Edir
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MEMbER TO MEMbER, ThROugh A KAFMAg wAll
Wa ers ad sa abu u
In a speial issin r SK, Beabea wen u ask KAFFERS wa e ad sa abuer KAFFERS. See wa e ave sa By SK89q, RESEARch By BEtABEtA
So, what do people have to say about
you? Our reporter, Betabeta, went outto the dangerous streets of KAFC to
ask KAFFERS what exactly they thought
about others. Here we nd out, from the
fruit of her research. Individuals were
selected as they came to mind.
Although Betabeta was supposed to
write this article, she was unable to meet
the deadline, forcing SK to do her work.
SK is sad. Lastly, remember to take these
comments lightly! No harm or offense is
particularly intended by this article.
Amatsu A great guy, he is a fun
person to talk to. He is not so random or
goofy though.
angelgurl Angelic polygamy-
obsessed KAFFER with the worst connec-
tion on KAF. Her connection is so bad that
she will probably disconnect before you
hit the ENTER key, having been outrun by
dial-up.
Asami Relatively unknown KAF-
FER who used to be active, cool, and easyto talk to. Asami tends to run away from
bad things.
BellaIllusions Full of fun, Bella is
the light at the end of a tunnel (the tunnel
being the bad day, der!). To put it simply,
she is an understanding NUTshell wonder
of fun. Although she be a bit rough, she
makes up by being honest and genuine.Like angelgurl, Bellas Internet sucks, big
time.
Betabeta Betabeta is an awesome
promiscuous lady. She is both the best
thing since sliced bacon and a Detective
Conan freak. In addition, Beta is the girl
who is oh so pretty that it B-B-BLINDS
your eyes! People join the chatroom just to
see her there! Her journal is followed like
someone would read a map.
Blindo He can be very opinion-
ated and yet still stay open to suggestions.
Overall, he is a great friend to play around
and be serious to. Ever want to talk about
signatures? Hes the man [now, dawg].
Cali-chan Bubbly, British, swim-
ming suit. Cali is so happy and full of life
that you sometimes wonder if British food
has drugs in them! A sweet and kind person,
Cali seem to always be cheerful (you know,
the mood-lifting kind of a person) and fun
to talk and joke with. On the other hand,Cali has this weird obsession with Tony
Slattery and can be extremely moody too.
DemonshadowRoleplaying gangsta
of love who never disappoints and is happy
all around. He never wants to ruin the
moods of others. However, if you want to
ruin his~ two words: glasses fetish.
Don NaciRema Camelot
187757 Complaining, weird guy full
of negative attitude and with the longest
username on KAF. Although he can befun to talk to, Rema usually speaks too
negatively about almost everything, mak-
ing it hard to relate to. One could say that
he needs a dose of life besides where he
liveshe is very stuck in his idea of life
surrounding only what he knows and not
the rest of the world. However, when he is
not those things, Rema can be a pretty cool
dude, despite being a bit more direct and
outspoken than most people.
DrifterOne cannot forget the Trufe
Shufe that he performed! Drifter, a fee-
spirited foot-obsessed foot boy who loves
the foot, he is the chicken man! He does no
care too much about what others see him
as. Chad is a silly little man who loves his
video games.
fcoolycooly is a watermelon from
Mars whose life is largely unknown. KAF-FERs nd him delicious and delectable.
HexMasked. Mysterious. The smex
Black cat. Army. Uniform. Goggles.
Inuyashas Best Friend A KAF
murderer, he is fun to make crime plo
with. His signatures rock too. IBF, a thank-
ful, honest, and cool guy, he can talk and
offer input for any conversation. He is thekind of person to invite over for a movie
and popcorn and some laughs.
Itu Itu is a magical tea-obsesse
person who uses a gray font and can turn
into many things, in addition to being able
to poof-ith. She is the best person ever
always commenting on stories, writing
and whatever and giving honest input
Promotional video o Driter doing the
Trufe Shufe
(ontne on pae 25
Photo intended or the viewing byDemonshadow
(photo credit: sxc.hu, mrdisaster)
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In the absense of anarticle that could go
here, KAFMAG wouldlike to wish you a
happy new year
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RASENS TAKE ONFull MOON wO
SAGAShItE(stor ontnes on te net pae
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ANiME REviEw
(Rasens take on F Moon o Saaste; ontne from pae 9)
ThE PlOT
The plot itself is meticulously developed
and well told. Do not be fooled by the rst
few episodes. You will not be hearing just
about a singers rise to fame; rather, the
story becomes more complete as it evolvesto revolve around Mitsukis ability to
endure all the setbacks she encounters, the
main one being her search for Eichi and the
cure for the malignant cancer in her throat.
The rst half of the 52-part series tells the
aspirations and dreams of each character.
The latter half develops into a more seri-
ous and mature story. This anime centers
mainly around the genres of romance,
comedy, and drama. (Usually I watch those
Blood Splattering, Reiatsu powerup, sword
clashing animes. Now that says a lot.)
ON ThE chARAcTERS
MiTSuKi
The character is voiced by Myco who also
sings all the ending songs. Mitsuki is just
one character in which you want to cheer
her on throughout the whole anime. Her
willpower to live out her life to fullest
makes you just want to watch how it turns
out. Mitsukis personality and determina-
tion to suceed as a singer denately drives
the storyline and makes it interesting.
TAKuTO
He is one of the Shinigami sent to watch
over Mitsuki. His desire to help his friends
and act on the his gut instincts is what sets
him apart from most of the characters. Even
though he is fated to help Mitsuki live
out the rest of the year with no regrets and
take her life at the end of her time, he ends
up helping her. I would consider him as the
hero of the story since he helps Mitsuki
deal with her emotions.
MEROKO
Gawd. At the very beginning, she was
so annoying. I felt like I just wanted to
punch her out (xD). However, as the story
progressed, I denately saw the maturity in
her develop as the story progressed. As she
sorts through her priorities, she learns what
love really is and how to deal with it.
In general, there are NO bad characters
in this story. Each character is well devel-
oped and relates back to Mitsuki, the main
character of the story.
ANiMATiON
I would say the animation is average to
good. There isnt too much for me to com-
ment except for the fact that the character
are well drawn and the mood compliment
the music which Im going to review next.
MuSic/SOuNdTRAcK
Go buy the soundtrack! Enough said. The
soundtrack compliments perfectly with the
mood of each scene. The ending songs
sung by Myco, who does the voice acting
too, are some of the BEST songs I have
ever heard. Myco has a very unique strong
voice compared to many J-Pop singers. Her
range and ability to handle almost any kind
of song will be very apparent once you
listen to her songs. Since this is a music-genre anime, I would say that the songs
even compliments the storys emotions
really well. In fact, the lyrics hold very spe
cial meaning in the story. Heck, Im even
listening to the soundtrack as Im typing
this review. Ive been listening to it over a
month and I just cant stop. Eternal Snow
the 3rd ending song, is the reason I started
watching this anime. After listening to tha
song for a year and a half, the song stil
KouyamaMitsuki
Sakurai Eich i
WakaoujiKeiichi
WakamatsuMadoka
Aoi Koga
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does not seem old. Myself, New Future,
and Love Chronicle are just some of the
great songs in this anime. The opening
songs are catchy, but not even on the level
of the ending songs.
OvERAll
OMFG. Hellspawn. I had to retype this
whole thing after the KAF server lagged
on me. Now putting that aside, it doesNOT matter what anime youre into.
Youll be pleased of the time well spent
watching this anime after nishing it. Itll
give you a nice fuzzy feeling. Compared
to many endings I have seen, this one is by
far the best crafted and well done. Its not
perfect, but most animes have a crappy
ending. This one aims to please. Ive been
somewhat tight about giving ratings since
I dont want to give so many ten out of
ten scores, but this one, I just cant resist,
but just give it a perfect score.
This article was not intended orKAFMAG and it was borrowed
without permission.
dRugS ARE bAd
Swee Sile a
i again
te Swee Sile, frsaug bak in Augus 2005,
was und again is weekabusing re illegal drugsBy SK89q
Sweet Smiley was apprehended last
Sunday for posession of 25 pounds
of illegal narcotics and the evasion
of the police. He was taken into custody
and is now awaiting trial in a few weeks.
His lawyer was available for comment,
stating that Sweets conviction is upon
false pretenses and Smiley asserts that thepolice ofcers planted the cocaine on him
prior to arrest.
The smiley was found on smiley
street when ofcers were patrolling
the area by car. Sweets activities with
another smiley appeared suspicious to the
ofcers, and Sweet was requested to sit
down on the sidewalk. Evading capture,
Sweet made a run for it, causing two
squad cars and a helicopter to be called
for backup. The smiley was found on foot
two miles away from where he was rst
caught.Whether the arrest was falsied or
not, this is Sweet Smileys second arrest
involving the illegal possession of drugs.
The future is unclear for Sweet. Should
the jury nd him guilty, he will be facing
at least 10 years of jail time and a ne of
1000 RAIS$.
Photo o Sweet ollowinghis arrest, released by the
KAF police department theday ater
ThiS iS bAd TOO
Beabea ved
s lse
individual
In a surve ndued bIBF, Beabea ae n pas e s prisuusBy SK89q
In a recent unscientic survey of KAF
FERS, Inuyashas Best Friend asked
voters to choose the most promiscu-
ous inidividual out of a small list of KAF
FERS. The choices included Usaki Ikasu
Rem-chan, daloveofurlife, Betabeta
BellaIllusions, SaiyukiFG, sk89q, KitfoxKiara, and Anjiru Kaze. 24 people put in
their vote. Betabeta came top with eigh
votes, followed by Kiara with 4.
NAmE VotES
Usaki Ikasu 3
Rem-chan 0
daloveofurlife 0
Betabeta 8
BellaIllusions 3
SaiyukiFG 1sk89q 1
Kitfox 3
Kiara 4
Anjiru Kaze 1
As clearly represented by the table above
Betabeta is the clear winner.
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Stop the hate.
Scrolly is just
anotherKAFFER like you.
Paid or by the Society or the Fair Treatment o Scrollbars.
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KAFFERS cONTRibuTiON
KAFc: Srlls reurn
A lile lk a a piee wriing b ur lal Jau makusBy SK89q
AH, KAFC. It is where KAFFERs congregate and chat about anything and everything that may grace their mindfrom what they ate this morning to how
they managed to pair two male guys on KAF together in order to create a gay
couple. It is were members have fun, make friends, and best of all, bond. The chatroom
has served to be an important center piece to the Keiichi Anime Forever community
However, the place can be a little hectic at times, and our fellow member Jayu Makusho
has written a clever piece on the craziness in which we call the chatroom.
Chat room, full of d00m, lose you mind in half the time!
Typos run amuck, make just one and hey you suck,
Bam bam theres some spam, why we do it? Cuz we can.
Hey Hey, eat my mentos, do you get the inuendo,
hello all Im so hyper, OMG A GURL LEZ CYBUR,
holy lord whats up dude? Lets all poke and call him noob,
F.ck all u, I don giv a damn, censor dodging? HEY your banned.
Net Ops do thier jobs, people like to steal srexob.
Poke a girl, poke a guy, Hey you can even poke your eye,
Laugh your asre off, laugh out loud, laugh all you want and be so proud,
Slap with pudding, slap with fsh, everyone joins to slap the Bish,
HOLY COW Machinima, keep Sk away or hell burn ya,
omg Yaoizres here, watch every guy run with fear,
Guy loves girl, girl loves guy, ten minutes later they want to die.
Someone cheats, someone cries, someone gets sad tries sucide,
hey look there, hes a pimp, hell tried to cyber the goodyear blimp.
Nows its quiet I wonder why, AW this sucks chat just died.
You just witnessed Disconnection, Every other hour it will happen,
Woot no noobs, chat is fun, Randomness for everyone.
If being bored and tired is you, I know what you gotta do,
Come to chat right away, chat all night and chat all day,
So if you have any free time, go to chat and lose you mind.
Written by Jayu Makusho, 30th June, 2005
chEcK ThiS OuT
Bill Gaes a cES
Bill Gaes le is ark a e2008 cnsuer ElernisSw wi an ineresingand unn kene address
The Consumer Electronics Show, a
trade show held annually, is an op-
portunity for companies in the elec-
tronics industry to show off whats brand
spanking new. Bill Gates commanded this
years pre-show keynote address, bringing
a touch of comedy and the future of elec-
tronics to the shows attendees.
His presentation began with an intro-
duction to the latest trends, followed by a
comic documentary on
his last day at Microsoft,
onto the research Mi-
crosoft was performing,
and ended with a bout of
Guitar Hero.
Watch his keynote at
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OuT-OF-dATE gAME REviEw
BiSk: asperi, iersive,
and like a vie
A gripping, iersive, ineraive vieBiSk is f rb e FPS and RPG rwds wi is exepinal srell-
ing and exiing ain By mAStER SERGEANt JImmy
Yes, the special section detailing all
the games youve already played.
Since, I like reviewin games,
and, dont necessarily have enough pocket
shrapnel on hand to buy the new games as
they come out, I tend to review games as I
play them, which, works against me; by the
time I get my hands on new titles, theyre
already several months (maybe years) old.
So, lets look over, say... I dont know...
BioShock?
BioShock, for, those of you who dont
know, was the recently released, story
driven, single-player FPS juggernaut that
took both the game review and game buyer
world by storm. But, why? It had no multi-
player modes, scantily-clad women, and no
cyborgs in giant, green armor. In fact, on
the surface, feature-wise, its bare and only
presents to you a story mode with three
static difculties and 50 easily achievable
achievements (most of them tied to story-
related events) One also cannot forget the
mundane things such as upgrading your
character.
But, where BioShock succeeds is its
ability to tell a story well. This sucker
is atmospheric and immersive, and all
whilebest of allit makes you think.
What was that? A mere video
gamethat most evil of a CD in plastic
casesactually presents to you a gripping,
morality-inuencing story that certainly
puts any recent lm attempt at storytelling
to utter, irrevocable shame? Well, cut your-
self in half, and call yourself a Munchkin!
Its nally been done.
BioShock rmly plants you in a world
inuenced by the works of author Ayn
Rand, George Orwell, and any other four
controversial writers you care to men-tion. In the underwater, failed utopia of
Rapture, you assume control of a man who
seems to have only been put into his situ-
ation by mere chance. Atlas, a benefactor,
as one could describe him, offers to help
your character through the nightmare he
has managed to let himself slip into. You
accept his offers, assuming that you will
just help him until at least you can escape
this underwater world.
It seems pretty ordinary at rst, but, as
the tale evolves, youll nd out it is much,
much, more than you thought it was. Theexcellent storytelling is supplemented
by the extensive character customization
proided by gene upgrades called Plasmids,
which supply your character various at-
tacks and powers, such as ames emitted
from your hand or mind-control powers.
These customizations grace the games
cover with all their hulking, menacing,
glory.
However, the gameplay itself is barely
above-average; its fun, but, even with
its multiple ammo types, impressive and
useful weapon upgrades, and extensive
character customization, it just feels kinda,
been there, might not have done this, if you
can follow that.
Despite the disappoiting play, the story
and atmosphere more than make up for it;
this is a rst person shooter that will even
appeal to both the role playing game fan
and the crack-addict Halo player.
uS POliTicS
US 2008
presidenial
priaries
A suar e resulsr e reen priaries
The US 2008 presidential primaries
are well under way with results
for some states already in. On
January 3rd, Iowa chose Mike Huckabee
and Barack Obama with a strong lead foboth candidates. The 5th of January saw
Mitt Romney scoring well in Wyoming
having attained 67% of the vote, versus
a 25% vote for the leading competitor
Fred Thompson. The recentNew Hampshire primaries
from January 8 pointed to
John McCain and Hillary
Clinton as close winners.
Michigan will be having its
Democratic and Republican
primaries on January 15th, to be followed
by Nevadas primaries on January 19th.
The last of the primaries will occur
on June 3rd Montana, New Mexico, and
South Dakota will be making their votes
in the primaries, in either both or one
party.
ThE cANdidATES
No Republican candidates have dropped
out since the start of the primaries
Rudy Guiliani, Mike Huckabee, Duncan
Hunter, Alan Keyes, John McCain, Ron
Paul, Mitt Romney, and Fred Thompson
are still running for presidency. On the
other hand, three Democratic candidates
have dropped out (Joe Biden, Chris
Dodd, Bill Richardson), leaving Hillary
Clinton, John Edwards, Mike GravelDennis Kucinich, and Barack Obama stil
in the race.
Want to discuss these candidates,
their policies, and their perormance?Post your thoughts on the presiden-
tial race in the Debate and Opinionorum.
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dOwN ANd diRTy
An inerview wi Kix
We ge dwn and dir wi e an isel By SK89q
Or reporter sk89q sat down with the
man himself... over KAFC, and
interviewed him in this Down and
Dirty series.
SK: So, lets start with the basic question.
How did you nd out about KAF?Kitfox: Well, I believe it was originally
through the Os2 Anime section, after Goo-
gling for anime downloads; after a couple
weeks, I looked around the boards and
signed up. ^^
SK: Kay... so far, what is the best thing
youve experienced on KAF thus far?
Kitfox: Hmm, tricky. Denitely the chat,
most everyone here is fun. ^^ Although the
roleplaying section is good too.
SK: What do you do when youre not
KAFing?
Kitfox: I generally write for/participate in
roleplaying off-site, or listen to music. ^^;
SK: Sounds fun. If you were to create any
word to add to the known English diction-
ary, what would it be?
Kitfox: Uhm... I have no idea o.o
SK: Hmm... If you were to change any-
thing about KAF, what would it be?Kitfox: Just nd a way of improving the
chat, maybe combine it with the [A/V chat]
somehow? ^^; but then, I dont know how
itd cope with the lag.
SK: If you were a care bear, what image
would you have on your tummy?
Kitfox: Hmm... a fox-head sillhouette?
SK: Okay. If you could have only one
music CD ever, what would it be of?
Kitfox: One music CD, eh? ...probably a
mixtape of Wolfsheim and Edge Of Dawn
I guess.
SK: Now, if you could ask any person any
one question, who would it be and what
would the question be?
Kitfox: Tricky... I cant think of anything.
>< Sorry.
SK: Pepsi or Coke?
Kitfox: Coke.
SK: If you could be in any anime, what
anime would it be?
Kitfox: Gravitation for the music and fun,
or Loveless for the kitty ears. ^^;
SK: If you could become any anime char-
acter, who would it be?
Kitfox: Shuichi Shindou.
SK: What anime is that from?
Kitfox: Gravitation.
SK: Oh I see... What do you think about
SK and his bean fetish?
Kitfox: Nya~ Sks ne I guess, although
Ive never really seen his bean fetishism in
action. .-.
SK: Which KAFFER do you look up to
the most?
Kitfox: Usaki Ikasu, my Whisky~ ^^
SK: So, when Kit needs to have a bite of
something to eat, what does he go get?
Kitfox: Skittles! ...Always skittle
@.@
SK: Dream job?
Kitfox: Keyboard/synth player in a band.
SK: Ooh, that sounds cool. Whats your
favorite forum on KAF?
Kitfox: The roleplaying subforums, al-
though I dont go there as often as I usedto...
SK: Day or night?
Kitfox: Night, means more people are on
because of the time difference from there
to here.
SK: Sounds reasonable. Hug or kiss? (and
no, not from me >>... from your special
someone)
Kitfox: A kiss.
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ON KAF
te idden seres KAF
Varius eaures KAF a ave allen r publi knwledge are invesigaed By ANANoNymoUS BENEFActoR
To anyone that has been KAF for a
while, they know that it has far waytoo many features. Most of them are
for fun, but members tend to forget about
them fairly soon. Of course, this is not odd;
obsession over blinking colored bars for
a month could be a sign of insanity (the
unfortunate fate of Usaki).
While most of these amusements have
been largely well-publicized, or so for
at least a short period of time, there are a
few that only some members have had the
chance of discovering. These secrets have
made some rounds through word-of-mouth,
but the general KAFFER population is still
oblivious to their existences.
In this feature, we will be recovering
and uncovering, some forgotten additions to
KAF that make it a more unique and crazy
place. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE.
diScO PARTAy
This is probably the rst easter egg of them
all. When the right code is entered into the
page, ashing disco lights of varying col-
ors scroll the screen in the midst of some
WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DONT HURTME, NO MORE disco music. To activate
the soothing (hardly) effects of this little
contraption, visit any main website of fo-
rum page, click the background (anything
that is not a link), and enter @@@disco. If
that does not happen to work, try 222disco.
JavaScript needs to be on.
glObAl cONSOlE
Also known as KAF Console, its a method
of inputting commands akin to how many
rst person shooters do it. However, asKAF is not a game, the commands differ
a bit (although that is not saying that trying
god and noclip wont elicit some response).
To activate the console drop down, while
on a main website or forum page, press the
key combination CTRL+~ (tilde, left of the
1 key on US and other keyboards).
Should it work out for you, a black
rectangle will be present at the top. (And
if not, you are just out of luck, sucker!).
Try entering some commands such as emo,
meltdown, ichwill, subaru, and poop and
pressing ENTER.
KAF PuzzlE
A while back, a banner that appeared to
have consisted of only monochrome noise
was put on the KAF forums. However
those who were curious enough (or jus
got clues), found the hidden message in the
image leading to a KAF puzzle site.
Those who completed all the levels
were awarded a prize. That is not so
anymore, but anyone is still free to try
their hand at the puzzle. The second leve(the banner was the rst) can be found a
.
KAF PAiRiNgS gENERATOR
Nothing like trying random pairings of KAF
members! The old KAF pairing generator
can be found at .
Screenshot o the disco-ness in action
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OPiNiON
te lwdwn n Rn Paul 08
on w Rn Paul is e rig ie r Aeria By yoShIyUKI
Ron Paul, a Constitutionalist Conser-
vative, has become a real factor inthe 2008 US elections, rising above
his competition with his strict constitutional
policies and rm agenda. As a member of
congress, Paul has introduced numerous
pieces of substantive legislation during his
term, many more than most members of
Congress.
According to his website, he purports
himself to be the leading advocate for
freedom in our nations capital.
bAcKgROuNd
In his earlier years before politics, Paul
considered becoming a minister with histwo other brothers, but instead elected to
enter into the career of medicine. However,
before Paul could complete his degree, he
answered the call of his nation, serving
in the United States Air Force during the
1960s. While in service, Paul moonlighted
in a San Antonio church hospital near his
base for a mere $3 an hour.
Rons congressional career began in
the 70s. In the late 70s and early 80s,
Paul represented the state of Texas in the
House of Representatives (19761977,19791985) and became the rst member
of Congress to propose term limits, among
other things. In 1984, Paul, a graduate of
the Duke University School of Medicine,
voluntarily gave up his seat and returned
to his medical practice. He returned to
Congress in 1996 and has since worked torestore the constitution and signicantly
reduce government taxes. As a 2008 presi-
dential candidate, he brings new hope to
the American democratic system.
POliciES
His policies stand greatly above theothers. He has never voted to raise taxes,
for an unbalanced budget, for a federal re-
striction on gun ownership (which gives us
the ability to defend our rights), for a con-
gressional pay raise (voting against raising
his own income), taken a government-paid
junket (buying a representative a day out at
a country club to discuss ideas). Neither
has he ever voted to increase the power of
the executive branch (presidential power),
or for the Patriot Act, nor for letting gov-
ernment intervention take control of theInternet.
Paul made an early stand against the
Iraq war, does not participate in the Con-
gressional Pension Program and returns
a portion of his ofce budget to the US
Treasury annually. Ron Paul is a stric
constitutionalista true conservative
If Ron Paul were to be elected, he would
give the government back to its people: the
citizens of the United States of America.
If you want to know more about Ron
Paul, winner of the January 10th FOX
debate, you can visit his campaign website
for moreinformation. If you want to discuss him
and his policies with me, Yoshi, feel free to
send me a private message or to discuss it
over the chat.
The opinions in this article are notnecessarily representative o those oKAFMAG, KAF, its sta, its members,
nor its third-parties.
Aaron Russo: Do you think America is
going deeper and deeper into becoming a
police state?
Ron Paul: Yeah, I think were moving in
that direction, because theres not much we
can do without permission. The absence of
a police state is that people are free, and
if you dont commit crimes you can do
what you want. But today, you cant open
up a business, you cant develop land, you
cant go to the bank, you cant go to the
doctor without the government knowingwhat youre doing. They talk about medi-
cal privacy, thats gone. Financial privacy
thats gone. The right to own property
thats essentially gone. So you have to ge
permission from the government for almos
everything. And if that is the denition of
police state, that you cant do anything un
less the government gives you permission
were well on our way. This is something
that people eventually, I hope, will get sick
and tired of, and say enough is enough.
America: Freedom to Fascism, 2006
Words of Ron Paul
(ontne eo te nset)
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Saiunkoku Monogataria funny, romantic drama
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ANiME REviEw
(Sankok Monoatar; ontne from pae 19)
Often translated as Tale of Saiunkoku
(literally means Tale of the Land of
Many-Colored Clouds), Saiunkoku
Monogatari follows the travails of Shuurei
Ko. The Saiun government is split into 8
provinces, each named after a differentcolor with purple being located in the
capital as the ruling family. In order of
power they are: Shi (purple), Ran (indigo),
Ko (crimson) [under the guise that red and
blue make purple], Heiki (turquoise), Kou
(yellow), Haku (white), Koku (black), and
Sa (brown). Only the heads of the family
and their immediate relatives are allowed
to wear the family color.
Shuurei, being the only daughter of
Shouka Ko, the eldest son of the Ko family
is, for all practical purposes, the princess
of the Ko clan. However, after giving uptheir garden and money to the common
folk during the famine brought about by
the struggle for power eight years ago, her
family has fallen on hard times. She lives in
a huge house, with a pond, and what would
have promised to be beautiful cherry blos-
soms, but unfortunately, they dont bloom
anymore. Nonetheless, her house is falling
apart. She shares the living quarters with
her father, Shouka, and the boy he adopted
eight years ago named Seiran, and they
barely have enough money to feed them-
selves much less x up the house.
Shouka has a high ranking position as
the Head Librarian of the Royal Archives;
however, the pay isnt much, thereby forcing
Shuurei to work as well. She is very skilled
at playing the ehru (a musical instrument
resembling a wooden ladle with a string
stretched between the top of the stick and
the wooden cup like thing at the bottom;
played in a similar way to the violin). So
skilled, in fact, that people are willing to
pay to listen to her play. Shes a very good
cook and is a determined girl with a verystrong character, which leads her to accept
the job of becoming the emperors tempo-
rary consort and convince him to take up
his rightful throne.
iMPORTANT chARAcTERS
Shuurei is a young woman who spends
most of her time either working or teaching
young children in the temple school. She is
the only daughter of Shouka Ko, the eldest
son of the Ko family, so that practically
makes her a princess, however shes unable
to live like one. Her family has fallen on
hard times since they gave their garden,
sh, and money to the starving citizens of
Saiun during the struggle for power eightyears ago.
Ever since she was a little girl, shes
dreamed of taking the Civil Service Exam
and becoming a government ofcial so that
she could help the people. Unfortunately,
women arent allowed to take the exam,
and so reluctantly, Shuureis had to step
away from her dream (though she hasnt
stopped secretly hoping just yet). She gets
a step closer to realizing that dream when
she accepts the job to become Ryuukis
temporary consort and tutor to help him
take an interest in the kingdom. Whilethere, though, she has a near encounter
with deathsomeone seems determined to
kill her.
Seiran Shi* is a very quiet person.
He was found and adopted by Shouka,
Shuureis father, thirteen years ago and has
lived with them ever since. He cares about
them more than anything else in the world.
He is about 21 and is very protective of his
adoptive family. He often provides a listen-
ing ear to Shuurei whenever shes got a lo
on her mind, but he doesnt conde in her
as much as shed like. Seiran has vowed
to spend his life repaying Shuurei and herfather for their kindness.
When Shuurei moves to the palace
he became the troubled emperors roya
bodyguard. He is very good at hiding his
emotions, but despite this, Ryuuki eventu
ally gures out Seirans big secret. This
discovery brings them closer together, and
when Shuurei accidentally walks in on
them hugging, she thinks that Ryuuki has a
romantic interest in him because the towns-
people believe the emperor is homosexual
After Shuurei leaves the palace, he returns
to his job of guarding the rice granarythough he will forsake that position when
certain people ask favors of him or need his
help.
Ryuuki Shi, the useless emperor, was
crowned six months ago. He is nineteen
years old, has shown no interest in govern-
ing the country, and is believed to be ho
So where can I getSaiunkoku Monogatari?S
o where can I get this delicious se-
ries? Geneon Entertainment, Inc. has
picked up the rst series (originally
running 8 April 2006 through 24 Febru-
ary 2007) for licensing inside the United
States. Therefore, if youre in the states
you should be able to pick up the series at
your local (if any) anime or online at places
such as Amazon (for now, at least). On the
other hand, for international shoppers seeking to get the anime, fansubs for Saiunkoku
can still be found oating around on the
Internet if you cannot buy it otherwise.
Presently, a second series of Saiunkoku
has been running on television in Japan
on the NHK network since 7 April 2006
No licensor has yet stepped up to grab
this anime, and fansubs can be found on
AnimeSuki.
(ontne on te net pae
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ANiME REviEw
(Sankok Monoatar; ontne from pae 19)
mosexual by almost everyone around him.
Trauma produced by domestic violence
has caused in him to rarely show emotion.
Seien, the second son, was the only one
who really cared for him. Shouka taught
him basic writing and arithmetic after nd-ing the young prince wondering the Royal
Archives. Shortly thereafter, Ryuukis fa-
ther died from an illness, Seien was exiled,
his mother passed away, and his other fourbrothers killed each other ghting for the
throne, leaving little Ryuuki alone with no
other choice but to take power. However,
once King, he did nothing, causing manypeople to label him as a useless, stupid
emperor. He, of course, has his reasons,
which start to be revealed shortly after
Shuurei enters the palace.
These three, among others, peaked my
interest in the series. Though they t anime
archetypes, they are transformed into three
dimensional characters by the plot, which
provides endless character development as
it progresses. When I sat down to watch the
rst episode, I didnt expect to nd it any
different than other shows in the romanticcomedy category; however, I quickly be-
came enthralled with the story. The setting
is the ctional country of Saiun, whose
architecture and culture resemble that of
ancient China. The opening song, Hajimari
no kaze (Winds of Beginning) sung by
Ayaka Hirahara is an appropriate lead in
to the show, and mixes well with the rest
of the soundtrack. In whole, the music
enhances the ancient setting because all of
it is played with traditional instruments.
A glance at the promotional picture for
the series (full of so many beautiful men!)
coupled with the summary talking about
Shuureis decision to become Ryuukisconsort for six months, immediately led
me to draw the conclusion that the series
would inevitably end as most people
expected Ouran High School Host Club
to end (the main character being forced to
choose between several impossibly beauti-
ful men practically throwing themselves at
her). Fortunately, I was pleasantly surprised
when the series went in the exact opposite
direction. The situation that quickly be-
comes evident is not unique to the series.
In todays world, several countries still
grapple with the issue. Yet, it explores thistopic with out trying to make a political
statement. Its documentation of the state
of affairs of Saiun is almost historical in
nature; the journey documented proves to
be one of the major contentions of the rst
season.
The show is not all work and no play;
there are plenty of light hearted scenes to
keep the viewer entertained. A character
I found particularly amusing was the ec-
centric youngest brother of the Ran clan,
Ryuuen. Dressed like a prince, he wanders
from place to place, playing his ute (so
badly that it can cause people to go insane
if forced to listen to it for prolonged periods
of time), and playing cards. He is so pecu-
liar that people distance themselves from
him, but he is actually genius. The hilarity
surrounding his character typically comes
from his bad ute playing and tendency
to behave as if those around him were his
servants.
Though the series isnt 100% action,
all the time, every episode, it is very in-
triguing and out of the ordinary. For thesereasons, it has become one of my favorite
shows. The cast is large, yet everyone
important receives plenty of development.
Saiunkoku Monogataris second season is
coming to a close. The series was licensed
in 2007 by Geneon Entertainment, and
slated for stateside release in August of that
year; however, with the recent shutdown of
the company, it is unsure of what will hap-
pen to the series in the United Sates.
RElATiONShiPS
online daing:
aking i reali
Raelle, well knwn as ne w KAFFERS w ade
eir KAF relainsips ik,explres w aking annline relainsip wrkBy SAIyUKIFG
Online, there is fantasy. We can
present ourselves to others how
ever we want without revealing
any undesirable traits about ourselves
Extending our imaginations into role
plays and chat rooms, we let ourselves
believe almost anything for a minuteamount of time. This is apparent when
online relationships begin.
Now, I do not think that an online
relationship can never work, but I know
from rst hand and observation tha
people tend to take an optimistic view in
believing that the person they have come
to care for would not deceive them be-
cause of the strong power of love. While
I agree that love may be a large part o
making a relationship work, I also believe
that those who are involved in most online
dates are blissfully ignorant and naive.I may come off as harsh, but only so
because I know friends that have made
the typical mistake. I have been there to
listen to them during their revelations
about how the person they put so much
time and devotion into ended up being
someone completely different.
Establishing an good online relation
ship requires more to begin with and more
to work with than the average relationship
There are four primary aspects to turning
an online relationship into realistic one inthe real, ofine world.
KEy ONE: AgE
Yes, age. Too many online relation-
ships involve under-aged teenagers
generally within the age range of fourteen
and seventeen. This is problematic fo
many reasons. At this point, you are nei-
ther legally nor nancially responsible. A
such a young age, you are just not mature
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enough to take a relationship from just
forums and chatrooms into the streets for
a real date. Age does have a large impact
on how your relationship will progress.
For one thing, if you are old enough, your
parents cannot stop you from seeing this
person and you will have likely already
have gotten a job to cover the expenses of
travel.
KEy TwO: diSTANcE
In reality, attempting to date one person
living in another country is neither smart
nor realistic. Closing the gap of an ocean is
hard and often times a deal breaker. There
is nothing that cannot turn that ocean into
a river at the age of sixteen. Money might
make the crossing easier, but money does
not grow on trees. Being states apart is less
of a challenge, but in the end, it is still a
life-changing decision to be with them.
Being closer in proximity removes much
of the risk and trouble. At a future date, you
may think about making the commitment
to move closer to the person you love, but
it is an important decision whose answer
is most likely no given the cost and risk
involved regardless.
KEy ThREE: FiNANcES
Love does not buy you a plane ticket;
that is not how life works, unfortunately.
Neither will it buy gas or train tickets. Out-
side the Internet, we know and understand
this, but for some reason we start to believeanything when we are talking to someone
online. Finances is not something that can
be forgotten. Undoubtedly, it will cause a
large strain on any relationship. Trusting
your mate to handle the nances is also
troubling. Entering into a new environment
without your own means and relying on
someone else can bring a lot of unneces-
sary stress.
KEy FOuR: cOMMiTMENT
This would be obvious to anyone, but
sadly, many times your signicant other
may just not be sufciently committed to
ever take it to the next level. They will
discuss it but may never actually worktowards the goal. Ultimately, this leads to
frustration and a breakup. If you cannot
commit to meeting a person you love, then
how can you commit to making the move?
When you come to realize that you need
more than just love and you decide whether
or not you have the other requirements then
you can decide if youre ready to take the
risk and make the commitment.
In the end, a relationship is made up
of a lot of things and there are a lot of re-
quirements to make it work out. So many
people online dont think about all of the
things that make a good relationship. They
gure love is all you need. And while love
is a big important part, regrettably, its
not enough. Be smart when online dating.
Know the risks and know that the person
on the other end of the internet connection
may not be what your fantasy believes
him or her to be. Accept responsibility and
reality in a relationship and be ready for
the rough road ahead. In your mind its all
wonderful, but once you log off and go tothe airport to meet them, the reality sets in
and the real trials begin.
Rachelle and Alan have become the second KAFFER couple to turn their online
relationship into reality and keep it alive. (Austin and Nikki being the frst, married andhappy.) The two frst hooked up over two years ago back in 2005, then moving into
the same apartment a ew months later. The two still are happily together as partners
looking orward to a happy marriage some day.
Getting Loveto Work
MuSic
Like pian rk?
cek u mae
Like rk, bu n ard?tr u is reendain
By SK89q
Mae is an American rock band I
have become fond with in the
last few months. An acryonym
for Multi-sensory Aesthetic Experience
(based on a course name that the drummer
took), they t into the piano rock and rock
genres. If you like JRock, this is surely
not for you. They play light music, mix-
ing in a variety of classical instruments.
At rst, I fell in love with only ahandful of songs. Cover Me; Goodbye
Goodnight; Mistakes We Knew We Were
Making (love the intro background)
Someone Elses Arm; Last Call; and
Suspension were the songs I started with
I never got settled with some of thei
other songs at rst, but now they are
growing onto me too. Anything, Brink
of Disaster, Just Let Go, Paintless, Sum-
mertime, Telescopes, and The Ocean are
some of these songs. Try a listen at these
too; the style varies a bit in these.
Their discography includes threefull-length albums, ve other compila
tions, and one DVD. Samples of their
music can be found around the Internet
Try iTunes or any other music purchase
service to get the tracks quickly.
Who else is a fan on KAF? The only
one I have met has been Rasengandragon
Maybe you will add to the list?
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selected kafc
quotes[21:08] lol yesh I am a weapon of mass
seduction xD
[21:08] LOL OMFG DESTRUC-
TION*** xD
[21:08] PFFFFFFT LMAO
[21:08] Suduction?!
[21:08] LMAO
[21:09] LOL OMG x
[13:51] Sorry about that. There was a burrito
and a milkshake calling my name.
[13:52] i wish i had food calling me
[13:52] OMG theres a burrito milkshake!
[13:53] Meat shake o.O
[13:53] Ew
[13:53] LOL
[14:53] AHhhhhhh it burns
[14:54] Feel the burn, XC, feel it.[14:54] Does it burn like hygene, XC?
[14:54] No, it just burns
[14:54] * XCaliber pokes his tummy, Hard as rock...
[14:55] * Spyder Pyresphere drags a piece of paper along XCs
stomach, giving him paper cuts.
[14:55] PAPER BEATS ROCK!
[14:55] ahahah xD
[14:55] LOL
I forget how to do everyone
Everything**** O_O
blah bye
*backs away slowly*
o.O
do.....everyone? O_o
.......
*falls off cliff*
Me too? o^^o
* DEMONDOG goes to the other side of the room .>
[15:22] I told you Im watching the chat.
[15:22] What if rasen takes baths on the chat?
[15:23] oO;
[15:23] NEVAR.
[15:23] Then hes clean.
[15:23] Id watch that. xD
[15:23] That means you watched it..
[15:24] Why did sk put a /slap option in here? ;[15:24] oOooOOOo
[15:24] For my own amusement.
[15:24] * Spyder Pyresphere slaps himself around a bit with a large trout
[15:53] mace+spayed on spyder=pain
[15:53] xD Yeah, that makes sense.
[15:53] Im too lazy to sleep o.o
[15:54] spayed? o.o
[15:54] lol
[15:54] Spyders going to be spayed? o_o;[15:54] spayed and neutered.
[15:54] to lazy to sleep?
[15:54] oh thatll hurt the pickle o.o
[16:53] DO NOT QUES
TION THE GONG!
[16:53] OMG.. I though
you said DO NOT QUESTION THE BONG
[16:53] LMAO!!!
[15:40] * Dr. Pillan has left the network
[15:40] Darth Tater is my homedawg.
[15:40] Freak John, you made me wet myself xD
[15:40] Wrong window O____O;;;
[15:40] O_o;
[15:41] Whoa, DW...
[15:41] Oh my DW
[15:41] xD
[20:29] Kessi. D:
[20:29] Stop being retarded.
[20:29] 8D
[20:30] I cant D8
[20:30] Its apart of who I be D8
[20:30] Theres only room enough
for one retard in this here chat.
[20:30] D:
[20:30] xD
[20:31] I challenge you to a tard duel!
[20:31] OMG
[20:31] * sXCaliber grabs a chair and watches with his
cake
[20:31] airbfsiobtfsoitgbwibiueti I
R WINNAR~!
[20:31] This reminds me of the time I had a
staring contest with anime gurl on here
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Only bishies can do it right.
Jayus BurgersLocations throughout KAF City
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With Itu, there will be no arse kissing or
bull. She is thoughtful, smart, and teneds
to follow through with what she says she
will do. Creative, reads, and cheers up
people. A very exuberant person: joyously
unrestrained and enthusiastic. Handwrittenletter > Email.
Jayu MakushoA bishie who is too
pretty for the likes of mortals. Often associ-
ated with Urahara, Jayu is an inventive man
who has cool ideas to make things more
fun.
Jimmyjoesr Guns. Bombs. War.
Jimmy is the man with a plan... too blow
stuff up. The soldier of KAFm he is very
technical, but can have fun when he
chooses to do so. If you pull his buttons*triggers*, he res off the best stuff. Great
guy to know!
KessiTiny, hyper girl who eats only
sugar for all her meals. She is very random
and always lightens the mood. In addition,
she is unbakeable and tends to breaks
chairs. As her TCG card put so, she likes to
put boys into gay love affairs!
Kitfox Hyper Brit. Real hyper.
Too hyper... Maybe it is because he never
sleeps? He likes wine, boys, smex, and boy
smex, and some more boy smex.
Mizu-chan A friend of Cali, Mizu
is Yet-Another-Hyper-Brit (I tell you, they
have drugs in their English Breakfast!).
Easy-going (and no, not that kind, you
pervo!). Sweetheart.
Man on a Mission Best thing ever.
MoaM loves Jojos Bizarre adventure and
Fist of the North Star.
Oriana Gayest gay. Kekekekeke.
*hugs Oriana*
Platinum Trickster NegiRP. Robot.
P and T and N. Dinosaur riding ninja pirate.
PTN likes talking to KAFFERs in chat and
giving SK lap dances at his pleasing. Being
the fourth Terminator, he is also the proud
creator of KAF Monopoly (almost). Eat
veggies. Or meat.
RahX Beef jerky. Best person ever.
Very helpful. Wise. Patient. Great person to
talk to. RahX loves cooking and cleaning,
adventure, and is the rst and only person
to nd a wife on KAF. He brings life to
the chat and KAF with his sense of humor.Austin always adds his input to anything;
hes always positive. Kind and knowledge-
able. Looks like Jesus. Metal Jesus.
Raisurinu He sucks! :0 Rais is a
smart guy, even though none of his posts
show that. He is a relatively unknown RP-
ing administrator who is rarely on KAF.
Touch Rais, now.
Rasengandragon Smart man who
keeps his cool; interesting to talk to. In
addition, Rasen is also a half naked guywho is sometimes KAFCs background.
Patient.
Rem-chanGrammar nazi. Bouncy!
RiogiRiogi is an administrator who
makes an awful lot of awkward jokes, but
he is still fun to talk to and he knows his
stuff. DOTH NOT QUESTION RIOGI.
SaiyukiFG Sexy, sassy, and an a
around saucy girl.
sk89q A bean. Canadian bean at i
too. An overly too random weirdo, SK is
the head KAF bean. While argumentativeand a tad bit on the high and mighty side
hes a good guy. Busy ALL THE TIME
SK? Albert? Or the terror in the night?
Sorano The Living Kikyou. Inuy
asha. Irish dancing.
Tantal Sweet. Goddess h
Photos. Unknown. Very agreeable. Smart
Polish Machine Gun. SK likes to touch her
*touches*
Tater_Salad Potato. Beard. Tman. The best man ever. Tater always gets
something cool going on and is always
there to help out with technical stuff. Like
boobs and butts, a lot.
Twinblades Really nice
Friendly. Awesome to talk to.
Usaki Ikasu Promiscuous, smex
man lover who is smex-crazed. Tastes like
a rainbow, but not with Skittles. Usaki is the
man who steals all the men from angelgurl
Indeed, he likes being all smexiful. His
smexiness cant be described with words
In addition, Usaki is Kitfoxs raep-victim
[sic] and an art mastah. Simply, Jeremy is a
cool, chill guy, that is, when he isnt making
smexual advances on someone. Mysterious
Funny. Random. Full of giggles. Curious to
the max. Full of counterraeps [sic].
Yoshiyuki Aurora_sword. A
itu Tuhan. Bunuh Amerika. Jihad. Jihad.
Give me liberty or give me death. Spy for
the communist movement. Rather insight-ful but he does go a little crazy with random
crap in chat from time to time. Lurk ninja o
KAFC. Channer who is overly-passionate
for RON PAUL 2008. Fun, weird, and
unpredictable. Rider kick.
And thats all, folks!
MEMbER TO MEMbER, ThROugh A KAFMAg wAll
(wat oters a to sa aot o; ontne from pae 6)
Possible cousin o sk89q(photo credit: sxc.hu, crisderaud)
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