Dog Philosophy

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymouswags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous

If there are no dogs inIf there are no dogs inHeaven, then when I dieHeaven, then when I dieI want to go where theyI want to go where theywent. --Will Rogerswent. --Will Rogers

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williamslicking your face. -Ben Williams

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy -Andy Rooney Rooney

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings he loves himself. -Josh Billings

We give dogs time we can spare, space We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam-M. Acklam

I wonder if other dogs I wonder if other dogs think poodles are think poodles are

members of a weird members of a weird religious cult. religious cult.

-Rita Rudner-Rita Rudner

• A dog teaches a boy fidelity, A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying around three times before lying down. down. -Robert Benchley -Robert Benchley

• Anybody who doesn't know Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never what soap tastes like never washed a dog washed a dog -Franklin P. Jones -Franklin P. Jones

• If I have any beliefs about If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few heaven, and very, very few persons. persons. -James Thurber-James Thurber

• If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown-Unknown

• My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein -Joe Weinstein

• You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' look that says, Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry - Dave Barry

• Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! earth! -Anne Tyler -Anne Tyler

• Women and cats will do as they please, and Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. idea. -Robert A. Heinlein -Robert A. Heinlein

• If you pick up a starving dog and make him If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain -Mark Twain

• Dogs are not our whole life, Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives but they make our lives whole. whole. -Roger Caras -Roger Caras

• If you think dogs can't If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of then give him only two of them. them. -Phil Pastoret -Phil Pastoret

• My goal in life is to be as My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog good a person as my dog thinks I am. thinks I am.