a day in my

© Sebastian Askari Schmidt1. edition 2010

written and produced by Sebastian Askari Schmidtfont used througout the book: Nobel

photos by Mie Maja Kruse & Melina Faaborg Antonisen

thanks to: Trine Løgstrup Sørensen, Søren Siebuhr, Mom, knuds garage, random naked ladies, the Killerbot of Kold-

ing city and funny looking dogs around the world.

this book is number ______ of_______ in the 1. edition.

a day in my brainyou are in my brain now... what you experience is what I think and do through a random day in my life, content may vary.

I wake updrink coffeeeat breakfasttie my shoesgo to schooldrink coffeeplay table soccereat lunchgo to the usual coffee spotgo homeeat dinnergo to bed

07.00 // snooze

07.20 // snooze

07.10 // snooze

07.05 // snooze

07.15 // snooze

07.25 // snooze

45 // snooze

07.35 // snooze

30 // snooze

40 // snooze

amorning

mymorning

how to tie your shoe 1 2

3 4

5

how to tie your shoe 1 2

3 4

5

T i e G E R / /mOTHER-S H i P 3 . 8

crew of the mothershipleadership

strenght

morale

CS4skills

leadership

strenght

morale

CS4skills

TIeGER//mothership3.8

leadership

strenght

morale

CS4skills

leadership

strenght

morale

CS4skills

there’s a dog.

astudent

mestudying

amazing timewastethe

game

approx. 10 cm

approx. 10 cm

Close your eye one after the other, then the amazing wonder will take place! You will witness a magical effect on the X. The ‘x’ on the left will simply disappear when you close your left eye -and vise versa!!! What crazy and unimaginable things this worls has to offer! You can use this secret everywhere, it’s not this book which is magical!

Yo! Mix da ingredients fo’ da herrings in da sauce pan, and boil ‘em. Let it coool down. Cut da herrings into small pieces ‘n’ put ‘em in da bowl, yo, after dat pour da sauce over ’em. Keep dis mix in da fridge over night y’all.Mix da ingedients fo’ da sauce togetha’. Take the herrings outta da mix ‘n’ dry ‘em with some kinda shit. Leave ‘em in da sauce, and don’t ya dare eatin’ ‘em at least for 1 day!

CURRy HERRinG for Ingredients // 4 salted herring fillets //2 dl water / 2 dl sugar /1 1/4 dl vinegar / 5 crushed pepper grains // Sauce // 1 dl red onion in dices / 1 dl leek in slices / 1 peeled apple i dices / 2 dl cremefraiche / 1 spoon of curry / -add a bit of icing sugar & salt

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on my way home i saw a snail with no house so i decided to take it with me home

chemtrails

chemtrails

attraction

attachment

attraction

attachment

attraction

attachment vasopressin

testosterone estrogen

dopamine norepinephrine serotonin

attraction

attachment vasopressin

testosterone estrogen

dopamine norepinephrine serotonin

adinner

mydinner

dirty cover

faces

tits

thighs

feets

bottoms

life would be different in 6000DK if there were a rampaging killerbot on tuesdays from 4 p.m. to 5 p.m.