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99 Ways to Die
compiled byAaron Cohick
First Printing
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"There is only death and danger in the socket of my eye."
- Dave Mustaine
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1. On your feet, damn it!
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2. Young and fast.
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3. Consumed in a fireball.
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4. Political Execution.
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5. Really living.
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6. Without a complaint.
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7. With a smile.
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8. Murdered by a jealous lover.
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9. In order for your paintings to be worth something.
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10. Indiscreetly.
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11. Torn apart by piranhas.
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12. Torn apart by pariahs.
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13. Being too close when China Syndrome occurs.
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14. Shark attack.
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15. In a hail of bullets.
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16. Fiery plane crash.
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17. Starvation.
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18. Walking the plank.
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19. Trampled by buffalo.
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20. Eaten by cannibals.
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21. Quietly.
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22. With a bang.
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23. Falling into the sun.
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24. Like Rasputin.
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25. Terminal Illness.
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26. Head-on collision.
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27. Electrocution.
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28. Radiation sickness.
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29. Dehydration.
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30. Eaten by a giant alligatorfrom the sewer.
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31. Human sacrifice.
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32. By your own hand.
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33. At the hands of theFour Horsemen of theApocalypse.
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34. Being used as a human shield.
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35. In a war you don’t understand.
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36. Run over by a steam roller.
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37. Mob hit.
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38. Losing too much blood.
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39. Heroin overdose.
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40. Asphyxiation.
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41. Cooked in a giant microwave.
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42. Mistaken for a deer.
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43. In the case of undeath,having your brain eatenby a zombie.
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44. Crucifixion.
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45. Shot down in your prime.
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46. Going down with your ship.
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47. Stepping on a landmine.
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48. Stuck in a pipe.
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49. Spontaneous human combustion.
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50. Possessed by evil spiritsand forced to run out intotraffic.
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51. Drinking that cult-madeKool-Aid.
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52. Driving off a cliff.
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53. Laughing.
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54. Drowning.
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55. Poisoned by your wife.
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56. Sucked into a jet turbine.
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57. Explosive decompression.
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58. Left behind on the moon.
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59. Exotic, flesh-eating virusspread by cute littlemonkeys.
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60. Being bludgeoned by cutelittle monkeys.
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61. Being thrown into a volcanoto appease the fire gods.
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62. Stabbed by your butler.
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63. Being sucked out of a plane.
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64. In gladiatorial combat witha lion.(for early christians)
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65. Lungs frozen from inhaling freon.
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66. Heavy metal poisoning.
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67. Dragged to hell by a hostof demons.
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68. Stepped on by a giant lizard.
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69. Cardiac arrest.
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70. Bitter and alone.
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71. Tragically.
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72. Assassinated by rebels.
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73. Run over by a lawnmower.
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74. On national television.
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75. Lethal injection.
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76. Smited by the hand of God.
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77. Lost in quicksand.
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78. Stabbed by the one-eyed dog.
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79. To be something rather than Red.
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80. Hunted by sentient robots.
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81. Shitting your brains out.
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82. Superfluous pistol whipping.
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83. Used as a host by a parasiticalien.
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84. The same you lived; hard.
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85. Spontaneous decompositionon the sub-atomic level.
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86. Alcohol poisoning.
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87. Freezing.
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88. Choking on your own vomit.
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89. Skewered.
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90. Decapitated.
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91. In an attempt to escapefrom prison.
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92. Faulty elevator.
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93. Shot in the heel by a poisonarrow.
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94. Burning in the brain.
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95. Falling into a gorge.
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96. Set upon by rabid babboons.
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97. Natural causes.
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98. Regretfully.
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99. With the help of Dr. Death.
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