92140708 Haddon the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkk29.kIkfindkpeoplekconfusing.kkkkkkThiskiskforktwokmainkreasons.kkkkkkThekfirstkmainkreasonkiskthatkpeoplekdokaklotkofktal ingkwithoutkusingkanykwords.kSiobhanksayskthatkifkyoukraisekonekeyebrowkitkcankmeanklotskofkdifferentkthings.kItkcankmeankIkwantktokdoksexkwithkyoukandkitkcankalsokmeankIkthin kthatkwhatkyoukjustksaidkwaskverykstupid.kkkkkkSiobhankalsoksayskthatkifkyoukclosekyourkmouthkandkbreathekoutkloudlykthroughkyourknose,kitkcankmeankthatkyoukarekrelaxed,korkthatkyoukarekbored,korkthatkyoukarekangry,kandkitkallkdependskonkhowkmuchkairkcomeskoutkofkyourknosekandkhowkfastkandkwhatkshapekyourkmouthkiskwhenkyoukdokitkandkhowkyoukareksittingkandkwhatkyouksaidkjustkbeforekandkhundredskofkotherkthingskwhichkarektookcomplicatedktokwor

koutkinkakfewkseconds.kkkkkkTheksecondkmainkreasonkiskthatkpeoplekoftenktal kusingkmetaphors.kThesekarekexampleskofkmetaphors:kkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkIklaughedkmyksoc

skoff.

kkkkkkkkHekwaskthekapplekofkherkeye.kkkkkkkkTheykhadkaks

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fkthekphrasekinkmykheadkitkjustkconfuseskmekbecausekimaginingkankapplekinksomeoneskeyekdoesntkhavekanythingktokdokwithkli ingksomeonekaklotkandkitkma eskyoukforgetkwhatkthekpersonkwasktal ingkabout.kkkkkkMyknamekiskakmetaphor.kItkmeanskcarryingkChristkandkitkcomeskfromkthekGree kwordsk???????k(whichkmeanskJesuskChrist)kandk??????kandkitkwasktheknamekgivenktokSt.kChristopherkbecausekhekcarriedkJesuskChristkacrosskakriver.kkkkkkThiskma eskyoukwonderkwhatkhekwaskcalledkbeforekhekcarriedkChristkacrosskthekriver.kButkhekwasntkcalledkanythingkbecausekthiskiskankapocryphalkstory,kwhichkmeanskthatkitkiskaklie,ktoo.kkkkkkMotherkusedktoksaykthatkitkmeantkChristopherkwaskakniceknamekbecausekitkwaskakstorykaboutkbeingk indkandkhelpful,kbutkIkdoknotkwantkmyknamektokmeankakstorykaboutkbeingk

indkandkhelpful.kIkwantkmyknamektokmeankme.kkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk31.kItkwask1:12ka.m.kwhenkFatherkarrivedkatkthekpolicekstation.kIkdidknotkseekhimkuntilk1:28ka.m.kbutkIk newkhekwasktherekbecausekIkcouldkhearkhim.kkkkkkHekwaskshouting,kIkwantktokseekmykson,kandkWhykthekhellkiskhekloc edkup?kandkkcoursekImkbloodykangry.kkkkkkThenkIkheardkakpolicemanktellingkhimktokcalmkdown.kThenkIkheardknothingkforkaklongkwhile.kkkkkkAtk1:28ka.m.kakpolicemankopenedkthekdoorkofkthekcellkandktoldkmekthatktherekwasksomeonektokseekme.


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kkkkkkIksteppedkoutside.kFatherkwaskstandingkinkthekcorridor.kHekheldkupkhiskrightkhandkandkspreadkhiskfingerskoutkinkakfan.kIkheldkupkmykleftkhandkandkspreadkmykfingerskoutkinkakfankandkwekmadekourkfingerskandkthumbsktouchkeachkother.kWekdokthiskbecauseksometimeskFatherkwantsktokgivekmekakhug,kbutkIkdoknotkli ekhuggingkpeopleksokwekdokthiskinstead,kandkitkmeanskthatkhekloveskme.kkkkkkThenkthekpolicemanktoldkusktokfollowkhimkdownkthekcorridorktokanotherkroom.kInkthekroomkwaskaktablekandkthreekchairs.kkkkkkHektoldkusktoksitkdownkonkthekfarksidekofkthektablekandkheksatkdownkonkthekotherkside.kTherekwaskaktapekrecorderkonkthektablekandkIkas edkwhetherkIkwaskgoingktokbekinterviewedkandkhekwaskgoingktokrecordkthekinterview.kkkkkkHeksaid,kIkdontkthin ktherekwillkbekanykneedkforkthat.kkkkkkHekwaskankinspector.kIkcouldktellkbecausekhekwasntkwearingkakuniform.kHekalsokhadkakverykhairyknose.kItkloo edkaskifktherekwerektwokveryksmallkmicekhidingkinkhisknostrils.k[2]kkkkkkHeksaid,kIkhavekspo enktokyourkfatherkandkheksayskthatkyoukdidntkmeanktokhitkthekpoliceman.kkkkkkIkdidntksaykanythingkbecausekthiskwasntkakquestion.kkkkkkHeksaid,kDidkyoukmeanktokhitkthekpoliceman?kkkkkkIksaid,kYes.kkkkkkHeksqueezedkhiskfacekandksaid,kButkyoukdidntkmeanktokhurtkthekpoliceman?kkkkkkIkthoughtkaboutkthiskandksaid,kNo.kIkdidntkmeanktokhurtkthekpoliceman.kIkjustkwantedkhimktokstopktouchingkme.kkkkkkThenkheksaid,kYouk nowkthatkitkiskwrongktokhitkakpoliceman,kdontkyou?kkkkkkIksaid,kIkdo.

kkkkkkHekwaskquietkforkakfewkseconds,kthenkhekas

ed,kDidkyouk

illkthekdog,kChristopher?kkkkkkIksaid,kIkdidntk illkthekdog.kkkkkkHeksaid,kDokyouk nowkthatkitkiskwrongktokliektokakpolicemankandkthatkyoukcankgetkintokakverykgreatkdealkofktroublekifkyoukdo?kkkkkkIksaid,kYes.kkkkkkHeksaid,kSo,kdokyouk nowkwhok illedkthekdog?kkkkkkIksaid,kNo.kkkkkkHeksaid,kArekyouktellingkthektruth?kkkkkkIksaid,kYes.kIkalwaysktellkthektruth.kkkkkkAndkheksaid,kRight.kIkamkgoingktokgivekyoukakcaution.kkkkkkIkas ed,kIskthatkgoingktokbekonkakpiecekofkpaperkli ekakcertificatekIkcankeep?

kkkkkkHekreplied,kNo,kakcautionkmeanskthatkwekarekgoingktok

eepkakrecordkofkwhatkyoukdid,kthatkyoukhitkakpolicemankbutkthatkitkwaskankaccidentkandkthatkyoukdidntkmeanktokhurtkthekpoliceman.kkkkkkIksaid,kButkitkwasntkankaccident.kkkkkkAndkFatherksaid,kChristopher,kplease.kkkkkkThekpolicemankclosedkhiskmouthkandkbreathedkoutkloudlykthroughkhisknosekandksaid,kIfkyoukgetkintokanykmorektroublekwekwillkta ekoutkthiskrecordkandkseekthatkyoukhavekbeenkgivenkakcautionkandkwekwillkta

ekthingskmuchkmorekseriously.kDokyoukunderstandkwhatkImksaying?kkkkkkIksaidkthatkIkunderstood.kkkkkkThenkheksaidkthatkwekcouldkgokandkhekstoodkupkandkopenedkthekdoorkandkwekwal

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,kwherekIkpic

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edkoutside,kandkwekdrovekhome.kkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk37.kIkdoknotktellklies.kMotherkusedktoksaykthatkthiskwaskbecausekIkwaskakgoodkperson.kButkitkisknotkbecausekIkamkakgoodkperson.kItkiskbecausekIkcantktellklies.kkkkkkMotherkwaskaksmallkpersonkwhoksmelledknice.kAndksheksometimeskworekakfleec


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ekwithkakzipkdownkthekfrontkwhichkwaskpin kandkitkhadkaktinyklabelkwhichksaidkBerghauskonkthekleftkbosom.kkkkkkAkliekiskwhenkyouksayksomethingkhappenedkwhichkdidntkhappen.kButktherekiskonlykeverkonekthingkwhichkhappenedkatkakparticularktimekandkakparticularkplace.kAndktherekarekankinfiniteknumberkofkthingskwhichkdidntkhappenkatkthatktimekandkthatkplace.kAndkifkIkthin

kaboutksomethingkwhichkdidntkhappenkIkstartkthin

ingkaboutkallkthekotherkthingskwhichkdidntkhappen.kkkkkkForkexample,kthiskmorningkforkbrea

fastkIkhadkReadykBre

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkk41.kTherekwerekcloudskinktheks ykonkthekwaykhome,ksokIkcouldntkseekthekMil

ykWay.

kkkkkkIksaid,kImksorry,kbecausekFatherkhadkhadktokcomektokthekpolicekstation,kwhichkwaskakbadkthing.kkkkkkHeksaid,kItskOK.kkkkkkIksaid,kIkdidntk illkthekdog.kkkkkkAndkheksaid,kIk now.kkkkkkThenkheksaid,kChristopher,kyoukhavektokstaykoutkofktrouble,kOK?kkkkkkIksaid,kIkdidntk nowkIkwaskgoingktokgetkintoktrouble.kIkli ekWellingtonkandkIkwentktoksaykhelloktokhim,kbutkIkdidntk nowkthatksomeonekhadk illedkhim.kkkkkkFatherksaid,kJustktrykandk eepkyourknosekoutkofkotherkpeopleskbusiness.kkkkkkIkthoughtkforkaklittlekandkIksaid,kIkamkgoingktokfindkoutkwhok illedkWellington.kkkkkkAndkFatherksaid,kWerekyouklisteningktokwhatkIkwasksaying,kChristopher?kkkkkkIksaid,kYes,kIkwasklisteningktokwhatkyoukwereksaying,kbutkwhenksomeonekgets

kmurderedkyoukhavektokfindkoutkwhokdidkitksokthatktheykcankbekpunished.kkkkkkAndkheksaid,kItskakbloodykdog,kChristopher,kakbloodykdog.kkkkkkIkreplied,kIkthin kdogskarekimportant,ktoo.kkkkkkHeksaid,kLeavekit.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kIkwonderkifkthekpolicekwillkfindkoutkwhok illedkhimkandkpunishkthekperson.kkkkkkThenkFatherkbangedktheksteeringkwheelkwithkhiskfistkandkthekcarkweavedkaklittlekbitkacrosskthekdottedklinekinkthekmiddlekofkthekroadkandkhekshouted,kIksaidkleavekit,kforkGodsksa e.kkkkkkIkcouldktellkthatkhekwaskangrykbecausekhekwaskshouting,kandkIkdidntkwantktokma ekhimkangryksokIkdidntksaykanythingkelsekuntilkwekgotkhome.kkkkkkWhenkwekcamekinkthroughkthekfrontkdoorkIkwentkintokthek

itchenkandkgotkakcarrotkforkTobykandkIkwentkupstairskandkIkshutkthekdoorkofkmykroomkandkIkletkToby

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kkkkkkIkdecidedktokleavekhimkalonekbecausekwhenkIkamksadkIkwantktokbekleftkalone.kSokIkdidntksaykanythingkelse.kIkjustkwentkintokthek

itchenkandkmadekmykorangeksquashkandktoo kitkbac kupstairsktokmykroom.kkkkkk

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noc

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skli

ekakcastlekbecausekitkiskNorman.

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kkkkkkIksaid,kWhykcantkwe?kkkkkkAndkheksaid,kShekneedskrest.kShekneedsktokbekonkherkown.kkkkkkIkas ed,kIskitkakpsychiatrickhospital?kkkkkkAndkFatherksaid,kNo.kItskankordinarykhospital.kShekhaskakproblemkakproblemkwithkherkheart.kkkkkkIksaid,kWekwillkneedktokta ekfoodktokher,kbecausekIk newkthatkfoodkinkhospitalkwasknotkverykgood.kDavidkfromkschool,khekwentkintokhospitalktokhavekankoperationkonkhisklegktokma

ekhiskcalfkmuscleklongerksokthatkhekcouldkwal

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kkkkkkFatherkputkhiskhandskoverkhiskfacekandksaid,kChristopher.kLoo

.kIllkbuyksomekready-madekstuffkfromkMar skandkSpencerskandkta ekthosekin.kShekli eskthose.kkkkkkIksaidkIkwouldkma

ekherkakGetkWellkcard,kbecausekthatkiskwhatkyoukdokforkpeoplekwhenktheykarekinkhospital.kkkkkkFatherksaidkhekwouldkta ekitkinktheknextkday.kkkkkk

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lington.kkkkkkMr.kJeavons,kthekpsychologistkatkthekschool,koncekas

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kDays.kAndkIksaidkthatksomekpeoplekwhokwor edkinkankofficekcamekoutkofktheirkhousekinkthekmorningkandksawkthatktheksunkwaskshiningkandkitkmadekthemkfeelkhappy,korktheyksawkthatkitkwaskrainingkandkitkmadekthemkfeelksad,kbutkthekonlykdifferencekwaskthekweatherkandkifktheykwor edkinkankofficekthekweatherkdidntkhavekanythingktokdokwithkwhetherktheykhadkakgoodkdaykorkakbadkday.kkkkkkIksaidkthatkwhenkFatherkgotkupkinkthekmorningkhekalwayskputkhisktrouserskonkbeforekhekputkhisksoc skonkandkitkwasntklogicalkbutkhekalwayskdidkitkthatkway,kbecausekhekli

edkthingskinkaknicekorder,ktoo.kAlsokwheneverkhekwentkupstairskhekwentkupktwokatkaktime,kalwayskstartingkwithkhiskrightkfoot.kkkkkkMr.kJeavonsksaidkthatkIkwaskakverykcleverkboy.kkkkkkIksaidkthatkIkwasntkclever.kIkwaskjustknoticingkhowkthingskwere,kandkthatkwasntkclever.kThatkwaskjustkbeingkobservant.kBeingkcleverkwaskwhenkyoukloo edkatkh

owkthingskwerekandkusedkthekevidencektokwor

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ekthekuniversekexpanding,korkwhokcommittedkakmurder.kOrkifkyoukseeksomeonesknamekandkyoukgivekeachkletterkakvaluekfromk1ktok26k(ak=k1,kbk=k2,ketc.)kandkyoukaddktheknumberskupkinkyourkheadkandkyoukfindkthatkitkma eskakprimeknumber,kli ekJesuskChristk(151),korkScooby-Dook(113),korkSherloc kHolmesk(163),korkDoctorkWatsonk(167).kkkkkkMr.kJeavonskas edkmekwhetherkthiskmadekmekfeelksafe,khavingkthingskalwayskinkaknicekorder,kandkIksaidkitkdid.kkkkkkThenkhekas edkifkIkdidntkli ekthingskchanging.kAndkIksaidkIkwouldntkmindkthingskchangingkifkIkbecamekankastronaut,kforkexample,kwhichkiskonekofkthekbiggestkchangeskyoukcankimagine,kapartkfromkbecomingkakgirlkorkdying.kkkkkkHekas edkwhetherkIkwantedktokbecomekankastronautkandkIksaidkIkdid.kkkkkkHeksaidkthatkitkwaskverykdifficultktokbecomekankastronaut.kIksaidkthatkIknew.kYoukhadktokbecomekankofficerkinkthekairkforcekandkyoukhadktokta eklotskofko

rderskandkbekpreparedktok

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ekorders.kAlsokIkdidntkhavek20/20kvision,kwhichkyoukneededktokbekakpilot.kButkIksaidkthatkyoukcouldkstillkwantksomethingkthatkiskverykunli elyktokhappen.kkkkkkTerry,kwhokiskthekolderkbrotherkofkFrancis,kwhokiskatkthekschool,ksaidkIkwouldkonlykeverkgetkakjobkcollectingksupermar etktrollieskorkcleaningkoutkdon eykshitkatkankanimalksanctuarykandktheykdidntkletkspazzerskdrivekroc etskthatkcostkbillionskofkpounds.kWhenkIktoldkthisktokFatherkheksaidkthatkTerrykwaskjealouskofkmykbeingkclevererkthankhim.kWhichkwaskakstupidkthingktokthin

kbecausekwekwerentkinkakcompetition.kButkTerrykiskstupid,ksokquodkeratkdemonstrandum,kwhichkiskLatinkforkwhichkiskthekthingkthatkwaskgoingktokbekproved,kwhichkmeanskthuskitkiskproved.kkkkkkImknotkakspazzer,kwhichkmeanskspastic,knotkli

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tykandkstudykmathematics,korkphysics,korkphysicskandkmathematicsk(whichkiskakJointkHonorkSchool),kbecausekIkli ekmathematicskandkphysicskandkImkverykgoodkatkthem.kButkTerrykwontkgoktokuniversity.kFatherksayskTerrykiskmostkli

elyktokendkupkinkprison.kkkkkkTerrykhaskaktattookonkhiskarmkofkakheartkshapekwithkak nifekthroughkthekmiddlekofkit.kkkkkkButkthiskiskwhatkiskcalledkakdigression,kandknowkIkamkgoingktokgokbac

ktokthekfactkthatkitkwaskakGoodkDay.kkkkkkBecausekitkwaskakGoodkDaykIkdecidedkthatkIkwouldktrykandkfindkoutkwhok illedkWellingtonkbecausekakGoodkDaykiskakdaykforkprojectskandkplanningkthings.


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kkkkkkWhenkIksaidkthisktokSiobhanksheksaid,kWell,kwerekmeantktokbekwritingkstoriesktoday,ksokwhykdontkyoukwritekaboutkfindingkWellingtonkandkgoingktokthekpolicekstation.kkkkkkAndkthatkiskwhenkIkstartedkwritingkthis.kkkkkkAndkSiobhanksaidkthatkshekwouldkhelpkwithkthekspellingkandkthekgrammarkandkthekfootnotes.kkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk53.kMotherkdiedktwokwee

sklater.kkkkkkIkhadknotkbeenkintokhospitalktokseekherkbutkFatherkhadkta enkinklotskofkfoodkfromkMar

skandkSpencers.kHeksaidkthatkshekhadkbeenkloo ingkOKkandkseemedktokbekgettingkbetter.kShekhadksentkmeklotskofklovekandkhadkmykGetkWellkcardkonkthektablekbesidekherkbed.kFatherksaidkthatkshekli

edkitkverykmuch.kkkkkkThekcardkhadkpictureskofkcarskonkthekfront.kItkloo edkli ekthis:kkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkk

kkkkkkIkdidkitkatkschoolkwithkMrs.kPeters,kwhokdoeskart,kandkitkwaskaklinokcut,kwhichkiskwhenkyoukdrawkakpicturekonkakpiecekofklinokandkMrs.kPeterskcutskroundkthekpicturekwithkakStanleyk nifekandkthenkyoukputkin konktheklinokandkpresskitkontokthekpaper,kwhichkiskwhykallkthekcarskloo

edktheksame,kbecausekIkdidkonekcarka

ndkpressedkitkontokthekpaperk9ktimes.kAndkitkwaskMrs.kPetersskideaktokdoklotskofkcars,kwhichkIkli

ed.kAndkIkcoloredkallkthekcarskinkwithkredkpaintktokma

ekitkakSuperkSuperkGoodkDaykforkMother.kkkkkkFatherksaidkthatkshekdiedkofkakheartkattac kandkitkwasntkexpected.kkkkkkIksaid,kWhatk indkofkheartkattac ?kbecausekIkwasksurprised.kkkkkkMotherkwaskonlyk38kyearskoldkandkheartkattac skusuallykhappenktokolderkpeople,kandkMotherkwaskverykactivekandkrodekakbicyclekandkatekfoodkwhichkwaskhealthykandkhighkinkfiberkandklowkinksaturatedkfatkli ekchic enkandkvegetableskandkmuesli.kkkkkkFatherksaidkthatkhekdidntk nowkwhatk indkofkheartkattac kshekhadkandknowkwasntkthekmomentktokbekas ingkquestionskli ekthat.kkkkkkIksaidkthatkitkwaskprobablykankaneurysm.kkkkkkAkheartkattac kiskwhenksomekofkthekmuscleskinkthekheartkstopkgettingkblood

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eksense.kkkkkkForkexample,kpeoplekoftenksaykBekquiet,kbutktheykdontktellkyoukhowklongktokbekquietkfor.kOrkyoukseekaksignkwhichksayskKEEPkOFFkTHEkGRASSkbutkitkshouldksaykKEEPkOFFkTHEkGRASSkAROUNDkTHISkSIGNkorkKEEPkOFFkALLkTHEkGRASSkINkTHISkPARKkbecausektherekisklotskofkgrasskyoukarekallowedktokwal

kon.kkkkkkAlsokpeoplekbrea kruleskallkthektime.kForkexample,kFatherkoftenkdriveskatkoverk30kmphkinkak30kmphkzonekandksometimeskhekdriveskwhenkhekhaskbeenkdrin

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kkkkkkSiobhankunderstands.kWhenkshektellskmeknotktokdoksomethingkshektellskmekexactlykwhatkitkiskthatkIkamknotkallowedktokdo.kAndkIkli

ekthis.kkkkkkForkexample,kshekonceksaid,kYoukmustkneverkpunchkSarahkorkhitkherkinkanykway,kChristopher.kEvenkifkshekhitskyoukfirst.kIfkshekdoeskhitkyoukagain,kmovekawaykfromkherkandkstandkstillkandkcountkfromk1ktok50,kthenkcomekandktellkmekwhatkshekhaskdone,korktellkonekofkthekotherkmemberskofkstaffkwhatkshekhaskdone.kkkkkkOr,kforkexample,kshekonceksaid,kIfkyoukwantktokgokonkthekswingskandktherekarekalreadykpeoplekonkthekswings,kyoukmustkneverkpushkthemkoff.kYoukmustkas kthemkifkyoukcankhavekakgo.kAndkthenkyoukmustkwaitkuntilktheykhavekfinished.kkkkkkButkwhenkotherkpeoplektellkyoukwhatkyoukcantkdoktheykdontkdokitkli ekthis.kSokIkdecidekforkmyselfkwhatkIkamkgoingktokdokandkwhatkIkamknotkgoingktokdo.kkkkkkThatkeveningkIkwentkroundktokMrs.kShearsskhousekandk noc edkonkthekdoorkandkwaitedkforkherktokanswerkit.

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newkthatkitkwaskCaracas.kkkkkkSheksaid,kChristopher,kIkreallykdontkthin kIkwantktokseekyoukrightknow.kkkkkkIksaid,kIkdidntk illkWellington.kkkkkkAndkshekreplied,kWhatkarekyoukdoingkhere?kkkkkkIksaid,kIkwantedktokcomekandktellkyoukthatkIkdidntk illkWellington.kAndkalsokIkwantktokfindkoutkwhok illedkhim.kkkkkkSomekofkherkteakspilledkontokthekcarpet.kkkkkkIksaid,kDokyouk

nowkwhok

illedkWellington?kkkkkkShekdidntkanswerkmykquestion.kShekjustksaid,kGoodbye,kChristopher,kandkclosed

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ingkatkme.kkkkkkIksaid,kIkcamektokseekifkthekfor kwaskinkthekshed.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kIfkyoukdontkgoknowkIkwillkcallkthekpolicekagain.kkkkkkSokIkwentkhome.kkkkkkWhenkIkgotkhomekIksaidkhelloktokFatherkandkwentkupstairskandkfedkToby,kmykrat,kandkfeltkhappykbecausekIkwaskbeingkakdetectivekandkfindingkthingskout.kkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk61.kMrs.kForbeskatkschoolksaidkthatkwhenkMotherkdiedkshekhadkgonektokheaven.kThatkwaskbecausekMrs.kForbeskiskverykoldkandkshekbelieveskinkheaven.kAndkshekwearsktrac suitktrouserskbecauseksheksayskthatktheykarekmorekcomfortablekthanknormalktrousers.kAndkonekofkherklegskiskverykslightlykshorterkthankthekotherkonekbecausekofkankaccidentkonkakmotorbi e.kkkkkkButkwhenkMotherkdiedkshekdidntkgoktokheavenkbecausekheavenkdoesntkexist.kkkkkkMrs.kPetersskhusbandkiskakvicarkcalledkthekReverendkPeters,kandkhekcomesktokourkschoolksometimesktoktal ktokus,kandkIkas edkhimkwherekheavenkwaskandkheksaid,kItsknotkinkourkuniverse.kItskanotherk indkofkplacekaltogether.kkkkkkThekReverendkPeterskma eskakfunnyktic ingknoisekwithkhisktongueksometimeskwhenkhekiskthin ing.kAndkheksmo eskcigaretteskandkyoukcanksmellkthemkonkhiskbrea

thkandkIkdontkli

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khole,kbutkakblac

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khole,kdeadkpeoplekwouldkhavektokbekfiredkintokspacekonkroc etsktokgetkthere,kandktheykarentkorkpeoplekwouldknotice.kkkkkkIkthin kpeoplekbelievekinkheavenkbecausektheykdontkli ekthekideakofkdying,kbecausektheykwantktokcarrykonklivingkandktheykdontkli

ekthekideakthatkotherkpeoplekwillkmovekintoktheirkhousekandkputktheirkthingskintokthekrubbish.

kkkkkkThekReverendkPetersksaid,kWell,kwhenkIksaykthatkheavenkiskoutsidekthekuniversekitskreallykjustkakmannerkofkspea ing.kIksupposekwhatkitkreallykmeanskiskthatktheykarekwithkGod.kkkkkkAndkIkreplied,kButkwherekiskGod?kkkkkkAndkthekReverendkPetersksaidkthatkwekshouldktal kaboutkthiskonkanotherkdaykwhenkhekhadkmorektime.kkkkkkWhatkactuallykhappenskwhenkyoukdiekiskthatkyourkbrainkstopskwor

ingkandkyourkbodykrots,kli ekRabbitkdidkwhenkhekdiedkandkwekburiedkhimkinkthekearthkatkthekbottomkofkthekgarden.kAndkallkhiskmoleculeskwerekbro enkdownkintokotherkmoleculeskandktheykwentkintokthekearthkandkwerekeatenkbykwormskandkwentkintokthekplants


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eletonkleft.kAndkink1,000kyearskevenkhisks

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e.kIkdoknotk

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ksomekofkthekotherkpeoplekwhoklivedkinkourkstreetkifktheykhadkseenkanyonek illingkWellingtonkorkwhetherktheykhadkseenkanythingkstrangekhappeningkinkthekstreetkonkThursdayknight.

kkkkkkTal

ingktokstrangerskisknotksomethingkIkusuallykdo.kIkdoknotkli

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ingktokstrangers.kThiskisknotkbecausekofkStrangerkDanger,kwhichktheyktellkuskaboutkatkschool,kwhichkiskwherekakstrangekmankofferskyouksweetskorkakridekinkhiskcarkbecausekhekwantsktokdoksexkwithkyou.kIkamknotkworriedkaboutkthat.kIfkakstrangekmanktouchedkmekIkwouldkhitkhim,kandkIkcankhitkpeoplekverykhard.kForkexample,kwhenkIkpunchedkSarahkbecausekshekhadkpulledkmykhairkIk noc edkherkunconsciouskandkshekhadkconcussionkandktheykhadktokta ekherktokthekAccidentkandkEmergencykDepartmentkatkthekhospital.kAndkalsokIkalwayskhavekmykSwisskArmyk nifekinkmykpoc etkandkitkhaskaksawkbladekwhichkcouldkcutkakmanskfingerskoff.kkkkkkIkdoknotkli ekstrangerskbecausekIkdoknotkli ekpeoplekIkhavekneverkmetkbefore.kTheykarekhardktokunderstand.kItkiskli ekbeingkinkFrance,kwhichkiskwherekwekwentkonkholidayksometimeskwhenkMotherkwaskalive,ktokcamp.kAndkIkhatedkitkbecausekifkyoukwentkintokakshopkorkakrestaurantkorkonkakbeachkyoukcouldntkunderstandkwhat

kanyonekwasksaying,kwhichkwaskfrightening.kkkkkkItkta eskmekaklongktimektokgetkusedktokpeoplekIkdoknotk now.kForkexample,kwhenktherekiskaknewkmemberkofkstaffkatkschoolkIkdoknotktal ktokthemkforkwee skandkwee

s.kIkjustkwatchkthemkuntilkIk

nowkthatktheykareksafe.kThenkIkas

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kkkkkk

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kkkkkkHelpingkUglykPeoplekHavekSexkfork2,000kYears

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kkkkkkMr.kThompsonksaid,kCankIkhelpkyou?kkkkkkIksaid,kDokyouk nowkwhok illedkWellington?kkkkkkIkdidknotkloo katkhiskface.kIkdoknotkli ekloo ingkatkpeopleskfaces,kespeciallykifktheykarekstrangers.kHekdidknotksaykanythingkforkakfewkseconds.kkkkkkThenkheksaid,kWhokarekyou?kkkkkkIksaid,kImkChristopherkBoonekfromknumberk36kandkIk nowkyou.kYourekMr.kThompson.kkkkkkHeksaid,kImkMr.kThompsonskbrother.kkkkkkIksaid,kDokyouk nowkwhok illedkWellington?kkkkkkHeksaid,kWhokthekfuc kiskWellington?kkkkkkIksaid,kMrs.kShearsskdog.kMrs.kShearskiskfromknumberk41.kkkkkkHeksaid,kSomeonek illedkherkdog?kkkkkkIksaid,kWithkakfor .kkkkkkHeksaid,kJesuskChrist.

kkkkkkIksaid,kAkgardenkfor

,kinkcasekhekthoughtkIkmeantkakfor

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rknameskwere.kTheykwerekblac

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illed.kkkkkkIkas edkifkshekhadkseenkanythingksuspiciouskonkThursdaykeveningkwhichkmightkbekakclue.kkkkkkSheksaid,kLi ekwhat?kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kLi

ekstrangers.kOrkli

ektheksoundkofkpeoplekarguing.kkkkkkButksheksaidkshekhadnt.

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,kandkIkas

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Shearsskhouse.kkkkkkThekpeoplekwhoklivekatknumberk43karekMr.kWisekandkMr.kWiseskmother,kwhokiskinkakwheelchair,kwhichkiskwhykhekliveskwithkher,ksokhekcankta ekherktokthekshopskandkdrivekherkaround.kkkkkkItkwaskMr.kWisekwhokansweredkthekdoor.kHeksmelledkofkbodykodorkandkoldkbiscuitskandkoffkpopcorn,kwhichkiskwhatkyouksmellkofkifkyoukhaventkwashedkforkakveryklongktime,kli ekJasonkatkschoolksmellskbecausekhiskfamilykiskpoor.kkkkkkIkas

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edkdogs.kButkthekdogkwasntkinkthekgardenkwithkher.kItkwaskinsidekthekhouse.kkkkkkMrs.kAlexanderkwaskwearingkjeanskandktrainingkshoes,kwhichkoldkpeoplekdontknormallykwear.kAndktherekwaskmudkonkthekjeans.kAndkthektrainerskwerekNewkBalancektrainers.kAndktheklaceskwerekred.

kkkkkkIkwentkupktokMrs.kAlexanderkandksaid,kDokyouk

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kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kYourekChristopher,karentkyou?kkkkkkIksaid,kYes.kIklivekatknumberk36.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kWekhaventktal edkbefore,khavekwe?kkkkkkIksaid,kNo.kIkdontkli

ektal

ingktokstrangers.kButkImkdoingkdetectivekwor

.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kIkseekyoukeverykday,kgoingktokschool.kkkkkkIkdidntkreplyktokthis.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kItskveryknicekofkyouktokcomekandksaykhello.kkkkkkIkdidntkreplyktokthiskeitherkbecausekMrs.kAlexanderkwaskdoingkwhatkiskcalledkchatting,kwherekpeopleksaykthingsktokeachkotherkwhichkarentkquestionskandkanswerskandkarentkconnected.kkkkkkThenksheksaid,kEvenkifkitskonlykbecausekyourekdoingkdetectivekwor .kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kThan

kyoukagain.kkkkkkAndkIkwaskaboutktokturnkandkwal kawaykwhenksheksaid,kIkhavekakgrandsonkyour

kage.kkkkkkIktriedktokdokchattingkbyksaying,kMykagekisk15kyearskandk3kmonthskandk3kdays.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kWell,kalmostkyourkage.kkkkkkThenkweksaidknothingkforkaklittlekwhilekuntilksheksaid,kYoukdontkhavekakdog,kdokyou?kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kNo.kkkkkkSheksaid,kYoudkprobablykli ekakdog,kwouldntkyou.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kIkhavekakrat.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kAkrat?


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kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kHeskcalledkToby.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kOh.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kMostkpeoplekdontkli ekratskbecausektheykthin ktheykcarrykdiseaseskli ekbubonickplague.kButkthatskonlykbecausektheyklivedkinksewerskandkstowedkawaykonkshipskcomingkfromkforeignkcountrieskwherektherekwerekstrangekdiseases.kButkratskarekverykclean.kTobykiskalwayskwashingkhimself.kAndkyoukdontkhavektokta

ekhimkoutkforkwal s.kIkjustkletkhimkrunkaroundkmykroomksokthatkhekgetsksomekexercise.kAndksometimeskheksitskonkmykshoulderkorkhideskinkmyksleevekli

ekitskakburrow.kButkratskdontklivekinkburrowskinknature.kkkkkkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kDokyoukwantktokcomekinkforktea?kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kIkdontkgokintokotherkpeopleskhouses.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kWell,kmaybekIkcouldkbringksomekoutkhere.kDokyoukli eklemonksquash?kkkkkkIkreplied,kIkonlykli ekorangeksquash.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kLuc ilykIkhaveksomekofkthatkaskwell.kAndkwhatkaboutkBattenberg?kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kIkdontk nowkbecausekIkdontk nowkwhatkBattenbergkis.kkkkkkSheksaid,kItskak indkofkca e.kItkhaskfourkpin kandkyellowksquareskinkthekmiddlekandkitkhaskmarzipankicingkroundkthekedge.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kIskitkaklongkca ekwithkaksquarekcrossksectionkwhichkiskdividedkintokequallyksized,kalternatelykcoloredksquares?kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kYes,kIkthin kyoukcouldkprobablykdescribekitkli ekthat.kkkkkkIksaid,kIkthin kIdkli ekthekpin ksquareskbutknotkthekyellowksquareskbecausekIkdontkli ekyellow.kAndkIkdontk nowkwhatkmarzipankis,ksokIkdontk nowkwhetherkIdkli

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nowkanykmadkpeople,ksokifkitkwask(b)kitkwaskalsokprobablykakstranger.

kkkkkkkk4.kMostkmurderskarekcommittedkbyksomeonekwhokisk

nownktokthekvictim.kInkfact,kyoukarekmostkli elyktokbekmurderedkbykakmemberkofkyourkownkfamilykonkChristmaskDay.kThiskiskakfact.kWellingtonkwaskthereforekmostkli

elyktokhavekbeenk

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kkkkkkThiskmeantkthatkMr.kShearskwaskmykPrimekSuspect.


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kkkkkkMr.kShearskusedktokbekmarriedktokMrs.kShearskandktheyklivedktogetherkuntilktwokyearskago.kThenkMr.kShearskleftkandkdidntkcomekbac

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kkkkkk

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know,kthen.kkkkkkAndksheksaidkthatkifkIksatkankAklevelkIkwouldkhavektokhavekakmemberkofkstaffkloo ingkafterkmekonkmykownkinkakseparatekroom.kAndkFatherksaidkhekwouldkpayksomeonek?50ktokdokitkafterkschoolkandkhekwasntkgoingktokta eknokforkankanswer.kAndksheksaidkshedkgokawaykandkthin kaboutkit.kAndktheknextkwee kshekrangkFatherkatkhomekandktoldkhimkthatkIkcouldkta

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katkmekwhenkImktal

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkk83.kIkthin

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katknight.kAndkthiskwaskpossiblekbecausekakmurderkwaskusuallykcommittedkbykakpersonkwhokwask nownktokthekvictim.kkkkkkThenkIksaid,kFatherksaidkIkwaskneverktokmentionkMr.kShearssknamekinkourkhousekagainkandkthatkhekwaskankevilkmankandkmaybekthatkmeantkhekwaskthekpersonkwhok

illedkWellington.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kPerhapskyourkfatherkjustkdoesntkli ekMr.kShearskverykmuch.kkkkkkAndkIkas ed,kWhy?


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kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kIkdontk now,kChristopher.kIkdontk nowkbecausekIkdontk nowkanythngkaboutkMr.kShears.kkkkkkIksaid,kMr.kShearskusedktokbekmarriedktokMrs.kShearskandkhekleftkher,kli ekinkakdivorce.kButkIkdontk nowkifktheykwerekactuallykdivorced.kkkkkkAndkSiobhanksaid,kWell,kMrs.kShearskiskakfriendkofkyours,kisntkshe?kAkfriendkofkyoukandkyourkfather.kSokperhapskyourkfatherkdoesntkli

ekMr.kShearskbecausekhekleftkMrs.kShears.kBecausekhekdidksomethingkbadktoksomeonekwhokiskakfriend.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kButkFatherksayskMrs.kShearskisntkakfriendkofkourskanymore.kkkkkkAndkSiobhanksaid,kImksorry,kChristopher.kIkwishkIkcouldkanswerkallkthesekquestions,kbutkIksimplykdontk now.kkkkkkThenkthekbellkwentkforkthekendkofkschool.kkkkkkTheknextkdaykIksawk4kyellowkcarskinkakrowkonkthekwayktokschool,kwhichkmadekitkakBlac kDay,ksokIkdidntkeatkanythingkatklunchkandkIksatkinkthekcornerkofkthekroomkallkdaykandkreadkmykA-levelkmathskcoursekboo

.kAndktheknextkday,ktoo,kIksawk4kyellowkcarskinkakrowkonkthekwayktokschool,kwhichkmadekitkanotherkBlac kDayktoo,ksokIkdidntkspea ktokanyonekandkforkthekwholekafternoonkIksatkinkthekcornerkofkthekLibrarykgroaningkwithkmykheadkpressedkintokthekjoinkbetweenkthektwokwallskandkthiskmadekmekfeelkcalmkandksafe.kButkonkthekthirdkdaykIk

eptkmykeyeskclosedkallkthekwayktokschoolkuntilkwekgotkoffkthekbuskbecausekafterkIkhavekhadk2kBlac kDayskinkakrowkImkallowedktokdokthat.kkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk97.kButkitkwasntkthekendkofkthekboo kbecausekfivekdaysklaterkIksawk5kredk

carskinkakrow,kwhichkmadekitkakSuperkGoodkDay,kandkIk

newkthatksomethingkspecialkwaskgoingktokhappen.kNothingkspecialkhappenedkatkschoolksokIk

newksomethingkspecialkwaskgoingktokhappenkafterkschool.kAndkwhenkIkgotkhomekIkwentkdownktokthekshopkatkthekendkofkourkroadktokbuyksomeklicoriceklaceskandkakMil ykBarkwithkmykpoc etkmoney.kkkkkkAndkwhenkIkhadkboughtkmyklicoriceklaceskandkakMil ykBarkIkturnedkroundkandksawkMrs.kAlexander,kthekoldkladykfromknumberk39,kwhokwaskinkthekshopkaskwell.kShekwasntkwearingkjeansknow.kShekwaskwearingkakdresskli ekaknormalkoldklady.kAndksheksmelledkofkcoo ing.kkkkkkSheksaid,kWhatkhappenedktokyoukthekotherkday?kkkkkkIkas ed,kWhichkday?kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kIkcamekoutkagainkandkyoudkgone.kIkhadktokeatkallkthekbiscuitskmyself.

kkkkkkIksaid,kIkwentkaway.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kIkgatheredkthat.kkkkkkIksaid,kIkthoughtkyoukmightkringkthekpolice.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kWhykonkearthkwouldkIkdokthat?kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kBecausekIkwaskpo ingkmyknosekintokotherkpeopleskbusinesskandkFatherksaidkIkshouldntkinvestigatekwhok illedkWellington.kAndkakpolicemankgavekmekakcautionkandkifkIkgetkintoktroublekagainkitkwillkbekaklotkworsekbecausekofkthekcaution.kkkkkkThenkthekIndiankladykbehindkthekcounterksaidktokMrs.kAlexander,kCankIkhelpkyou?kandkMrs.kAlexanderksaidkshedkli ekakpintkofkmil kandkakpac etkofkJaffakca eskandkIkwentkoutkofkthekshop.kkkkkkWhenkIkwaskoutsidekthekshopkIksawkthatkMrs.kAlexanderskdachshundkwasksittingkonkthekpavement.kItkwaskwearingkaklittlekcoatkmadekoutkofktartankmaterial,kwhi

chkiskScottishkandkchec

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edktheksmellkonkmyktrouserskandkstartedksniffingkthem.kkkkkkThenkMrs.kAlexanderkcamekoutsidekandksaid,kHisknamekiskIvor.kkkkkkIkdidntksaykanything.kkkkkkAndkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kYourekverykshy,karentkyou,kChristopher.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kImknotkallowedktoktal ktokyou.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kDontkworry.kImknotkgoingktoktellkthekpolicekandkImknotkgoingktotellkyourkfather,kbecausektheresknothingkwrongkwithkhavingkakchat.kHavingkakchatk


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iskjustkbeingkfriendly,kisntkit?kkkkkkIksaid,kIkcantkdokchatting.kkkkkkThenksheksaid,kDokyoukli ekcomputers?kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kYes.kIkli ekcomputers.kIkhavekakcomputerkatkhomekinkmykbedroom.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kIk now.kIkcankseekyouksittingkatkyourkcomputerkinkyourkbedroomksometimeskwhenkIkloo

kacrosskthekstreet.kkkkkkThenkshekuntiedkIvorskleadkfromkthekdrainpipe.kkkkkkIkwasntkgoingktoksaykanythingkbecausekIkdidntkwantktokgetkintoktrouble.kkkkkkThenkIkthoughtkthatkthiskwaskakSuperkGoodkDaykandksomethingkspecialkhadntkhappenedkyet,ksokitkwaskpossiblekthatktal

ingktokMrs.kAlexanderkwaskthekspecialkthingkthatkwaskgoingktokhappen.kAndkIkthoughtkthatkshekmightktellkmeksomethingkaboutkWellingtonkorkaboutkMr.kShearskwithoutkmekas

ingkher,ksokthatkwouldntkbekbrea ingkmykpromise.kkkkkkSokIksaid,kAndkIkli ekmathskandkloo ingkafterkToby.kAndkalsokIkli ekouterkspacekandkIkli ekbeingkonkmykown.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kIkbetkyourekverykgoodkatkmaths,karentkyou?kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kIkam.kImkgoingktokdokmykA-levelkmathsknextkmonth.kAndkImkgoingktokgetkankAkgrade.kkkkkkAndkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kReally?kA-levelkmaths?kkkkkkIkreplied,kYes.kIkdontktellklies.kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kIkapologize.kIkdidntkmeanktoksuggestkthatkyoukwereklying.kIkjustkwonderedkifkIkheardkyoukcorrectly.kImkaklittlekdeafksometimes.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kIkremember.kYouktoldkme.kAndkthenkIksaid,kImkthekfirstkpersonktokokankAklevelkfromkmykschoolkbecausekitskakspecialkschool.

kkkkkkAndksheksaid,kWell,kIkamkverykimpressed.kAndkIkhopekyoukdokgetkankA.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kIkwill.kkkkkkThenksheksaid,kAndkthekotherkthingkIk nowkaboutkyoukiskthatkyourkfavoritekcolorkisknotkyellow.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kNo.kAndkitsknotkbrownkeither.kMykfavoritekcolorkiskred.kAndkmetalkcolor.kkkkkkThenkIvorkdidkakpookandkMrs.kAlexanderkpic edkitkupkwithkherkhandkinsidekaklittlekplastickbagkandkthenkshekturnedkthekplastickbagkinsidekoutkandktiedkak notkinkthektopksokthatkthekpookwaskallksealedkupkandkshekdidntktouchkthekpookwithkherkhands.kkkkkkAndkthenkIkdidksomekreasoning.kIkreasonedkthatkFatherkhadkonlykmadekmekdokakpromisekaboutkfivekthings,kwhichkwere:kkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkNotktokmentionkMr.kShearssknamekinkourkhousekkkkkkkkNotktokgokas

ingkMrs.kShearskaboutkwhok

illedkthatkbloodykdogkkkkkkkkNotktokgokas ingkanyonekaboutkwhok illedkthatkbloodykdogkkkkkkkkNotktokgoktrespassingkinkotherkpeopleskgardenskkkkkkkkTokstopkthiskridiculouskbloodykdetectivekgamekkkkkkkkkkkk

kkkkkkAndkas ingkaboutkMr.kShearskwasntkanykofkthesekthings.kkkkkkAndkifkyoukarekakdetectivekyoukhavektokTa

ekRis

s,kandkthiskwaskakSuperkGoodkDay,kwhichkmeantkitkwaskakgoodkdaykforkTa ingkRis s,ksokIksaid,kDokyouk nowkMr

.kShears?kwhichkwaskli

ekchatting.kkkkkkAndkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kNotkreally,kno.kIkmean,kIk newkhimkwellkenoughktoksaykhellokandktal

ktokaklittlekinkthekstreet,kbutkIkdidntk

nowkmuchkaboutkhim.kIkthin khekwor edkinkakban .kThekNationalkWestminster.kInktown.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kFatherksayskthatkhekiskankevilkman.kDokyouk nowkwhykheksaidkthat?kIskMr.kShearskankevilkman?kkkkkkAndkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kWhykarekyoukas ingkmekaboutkMr.kShears,kChristopher?kkkkkkIkdidntksaykanythingkbecausekIkdidntkwantktokbekinvestigatingkWellingtonskmurderkandkthatkwaskthekreasonkIkwaskas ingkaboutkMr.kShears.


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kkkkkkButkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kIskthiskaboutkWellington?kkkkkkAndkIknoddedkbecausekthatkdidntkcountkaskbeingkakdetective.kkkkkkMrs.kAlexanderkdidntksaykanything.kShekwal edktoktheklittlekredkboxkonkakpoleknextktokthekgatektokthekpar kandkshekputkIvorskpookintokthekbox,kwhichkwaskakbrownkthingkinsidekakredkthing,kwhichkmadekmykheadkfeelkfunnyksokIkdidntkloo .kThenkshekwal

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edkinkanotherkbigkbreathkandksaid,kBecausekbecausekIkthin kyouk nowkwhykyourkfatherkdoesntkli ekMr.kShearskverykmuch.kkkkkkThenkIkas

ed,kDidkMr.kShearsk illkMother?kkkkkkAndkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kKillkher?kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kYes.kDidkhek illkMother?kkkkkkAndkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kNo.kNo.kOfkcoursekhekdidntk illkyourkmother.kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kButkdidkhekgivekherkstressksokthatkshekdiedkofkakheartkattac ?kkkkkkAndkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kIkhonestlykdontk nowkwhatkyourektal ingkabout,kChristopher.

kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kOrkdidkhekhurtkherksokthatkshekhadktokgokintokhospital?kkkkkkAndkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kDidkshekhavektokgokintokhospital?kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kYes.kAndkitkwasntkverykseriouskatkfirst,kbutkshekhadkakheartkattac kwhenkshekwaskinkhospital.kkkkkkAndkMrs.kAlexanderksaid,kOhkmykgoodness.kkkkkkIksaid,kAndkshekdied.kkkkkkAndkMrs.kAlexanderksaidkOhkmykgoodnesskagain,kandkthenksheksaid,kOh,kChristopher,kIkamkso,ksoksorry.kIkneverkrealized.kkkkkkThenkIkas edkher,kWhykdidkyouksaykIkthin kyouk nowkwhykyourkfatherkdoesntkliekMr.kShearskverykmuch?kkkkkkMrs.kAlexanderkputkherkhandkoverkherkmouthkandksaid,kOhkdear,kdear,kdear.kButkshekdidntkanswerkmykquestion.kkkkkkSokIkas edkherktheksamekquestionkagain,kbecausekinkakmurderkmysteryknovelk

whenksomeonekdoesntkwantktokanswerkakquestionkitkiskbecausektheykarektryingktok

eepkaksecretkorktryingktokstopksomeonekfromkgettingkintoktrouble,kwhichkmeanskthatkthekanswersktokthosekquestionskarekthekmostkimportantkanswerskofkall,kandkthatkiskwhykthekdetectivekhasktokputkthatkpersonkunderkpressure.kkkkkkButkMrs.kAlexanderkstillkdidntkanswer.kInsteadkshekas edkmekakquestion.kSheksaid,kSokyoukdontk now?kkkkkkAndkIksaid,kDontk nowkwhat?kkkkkkShekreplied,kChristopher,kloo

,kIkprobablykshouldntkbektellingkyoukthis.kThenksheksaid,kPerhapskwekshouldkta ekaklittlekwal kinkthekpar ktogether.kThiskisknotkthekplacektokbektal ingkaboutkthisk indkofkthing.kkkkkkIkwasknervous.kIkdidknotk nowkMrs.kAlexander.kIk newkthatkshekwaskankoldkladykandkthatkshekli

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