1. I promise to overdraft the checking account

I promise to complain about the kitty litterI vow to encourage us to try new and strange

thingsI vow to fill your ‘I love you’ bank every day

I vow to never use a recipe when fixing dinnerI vow to be the best parts of me that fit perfectly

with the best parts of youAlthough I will be imperfect, I pledge to be

sensitive and respectful of your unique talents, abilities and quirks

I pledge to lend you strength for all of your dreams

Through our union we can accomplish more than I could aloneI believe in you.”

2. “I want your worst—give me your bad hair days, your long commutes, your burnt coffee,

lost keys, splashed shoes, annoying coworkers, lost receipts, broken copiers. Give me your

everyday and I will give you my love to make it alright.”

3. “I Bride/Groom, take you, Bride/Groom to

be my lawfully wedded wife and chief tennis doubles partner, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sickness and in health, for when we

win and the very, very rare occasion when we lose. I promise to love, honor, and cherish you, to

return your serves and do my best not to foot fault. This I vow to you.”

4. Bride/Groom: “I promise to forget to stack the dishes on the right and leave stagnant water

in the sinkI promise to always drive the speed limit, even

on the freewayI promise to cuss loudly at video games

I vow to snuggle you as often as possibleI vow to make you really really laugh out loudI vow to always try one bite of any meal you

createI vow to be the best parts of me that fit perfectly

with the best parts of youAlthough I will be imperfect, I pledge to be

sensitive and respectful of your unique talents, abilities, and quirks

I pledge to lend you strength for all of your dreams

Through our union we can accomplish more than I could aloneI believe in you.”

5. “I promise to love and cherish you as much as I do our dog, Spot. From this day forward, I will lint roll the chairs whenever your parents

visit. I will love you in sickness and in health, as long as you take care of the vet visits. I promise

to cuddle with you as much as I do Spot and pick up treats for you whenever he gets some,

too.”