2016 - ctl.io · sun, sleep, go throw up in a corner. MSRP: $3.49 ZZB1916 Description: Yeti riding...
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STANDARD CARDSEach card measures 4 13/16” x 6 15/16”
Includes branded Hallmark envelopeSold in units of 2 or 4, depending on SKU.
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Please note that minimum order quantities are required.
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What can we say? We like the unexpected. And that’s exactly what Shoebox cards are. Well…mostly. They’re still made of paper and fold down the middle and stuff. But the words and pictures in them are what make them
special. They’re funny. And sarcastic. And sometimes they’re kind of inappropriate and a little too honest.
But they’re always funny. Definitely funny. Unless you’re someone who doesn’t find humor funny. In which case,
you should probably show this to someone else.
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BIRTHDAY
ZZB2820
Description: There’s you
Inside Copy: There’s you, and then there’s everybody else. Happy Birthday, you.
MSRP: $3.69
ZZB1548
Description: Funny face dog
Inside Copy: Celebrate your birthday with your usual class and sophistication.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1571
Description: Bananas spooning
Inside Copy: Being one day older only mattersif you’re a banana.
MSRP: $3.49
ZOB5307
Cover Copy: May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.
Inside Copy: (That’s from Shakespeare, I think.) Happy Birthday
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1282
Cover Copy: This card is belated.
Inside Copy: 'Cause I belazy.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1550
Description: Hammock on beach
Inside Copy: There. I just took you to the beach for your birthday. You’re welcome.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB2610
Cover Copy: Having a fun birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol.
Inside Copy: Or is it the other way around?
MSRP: $3.69
ZZB1297
Cover Copy: Live dangerously.
Inside Copy: Do whatever crazy thing you want on your birthday.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1552
Description: Bucket for a hat
Inside Copy: It’s your birthday, so take it easy. Relax. Wear a bucket on your head. Whatever.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB2770
Description: Cake with candles
Inside Copy: Another year brighter!
MSRP: $3.69
ZZB1350
Description:Picked for you
Inside Copy: Picked this birthday card just for you!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1553
Description: Flower pot kitten
Inside Copy: For your birthday, I grew you a cat.
MSRP: $3.49
ZOB5338
Description: Cat floating with balloons
Inside Copy: Hope this is the happiest birthday ever!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1544
Description: Puppy sleeping
Inside Copy: Wishing you this kind of happiness.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1557
Description: Red suitcase
Inside Copy: For your birthday, here’s a delightful photo of a cat in a suitcase.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZBB2600
Description: Candles chasing
Inside Copy: They’re baaack!
MSRP: $3.69
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ZZB1839
Cover Copy: Celebrate like a cat.
Inside Copy: Lay in the sun, sleep, go throw up in a corner.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1916
Description: Yeti riding a unicorn
Inside Copy: Have a celebration of mythic proportions!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB2904
Cover Copy: It’s your birthday. Make a wish.
Inside Copy: Not that one.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1842
Cover Copy: Crazy birthday then “WOO-HOO!” Crazy birthday now “I know it’s after 5 o’clock but I’m gonna order a coffee anyway” *Gasp*
Inside Copy: Have a crazy birthday.
MSRP: $3.49
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SHIP SEPT 2016ZZB2232
Cover Copy: I used to just crastinate. Then I decided to go pro.
Inside Copy: Happy Belated Birthday
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1662
Cover Copy: Vodka is practically a health drink if you just call it “potato juice.”
Inside Copy: Have a healthy, happy birthday.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1846
Cover Copy: Eventually, we’re all good singers.
Inside Copy: It’s your birthday. Please celebrate responsibly.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5085
Cover Copy: “It’s your birthday, Oh yeah! It’s your birthday, ohhhh yeahhhh, baby!” “How are you holding the guitar?”
Inside Copy: Don’t think too hard on your birthday...just celebrate.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1670
Cover Copy: Life before Google “I just thought of something I’d like to know more about.” “That’s a damn shame.”
Inside Copy: On your birthday, take a moment to appreciate all the useless information we can now access at any time.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1897
Description: Kitten flying saucers
Inside Copy: Another birthday is here.Resistance is futile.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1756
Description: Two naked butts
Inside Copy: Thought you might expect a couple of cracks about your age.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1899
Description: Cat shooting lightning
Inside Copy: Have a happy birthday or I will destroy you with my cuteness.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1575
Description: Modified handstand
Inside Copy: A rare photo of your parents the night you were conceived.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1596
Description: Lots of candles
Inside Copy: Maybe just go with one candle this year, okay?
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1598
Description: Bear butt
Inside Copy: The key to growing older gracefully is flexibility and wet wipes.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1650
Description: Three whales
Inside Copy: Whale,whale, whale...look who’s having another birthday.
MSRP: $3.49
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ZZB5141
Cover Copy: This is awesome!
Inside Copy: Here’s to spending your birthday in good spirits.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5144
Cover Copy: God knows where he keeps it, but Kenneth always has a pen.
Inside Copy: Think of only pleasant thingson your birthday.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5186
Cover Copy: Birthday Hug Incoming!
Inside Copy: Brace yourself.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5108
Cover Copy: Woah, straight flush! Must not wag tail. Must... not…wag…tail!
Inside Copy: Play it cool and have a happy birthday!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5189
Cover Copy: Is this the birthday when you start asking yourself life’s big questions?
Inside Copy: Like, “Why did I come into this room? I knew a minute ago...”
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5139
Cover Copy: Can you still do this at your age?
Inside Copy: Without farting?
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5190
Cover Copy: 4 of 5 people get money in their birthday cards.
Inside Copy: Happy birthday, #5.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5231
Cover Copy: Did you hear that, guys? I get to go to a party in the hot tub!
Inside Copy: May your birthday be full of only pleasant surprises.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6621
Description: Decorated dam
Inside Copy: You deservethe best dam birthdaycard money could buy.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5232
Cover Copy: I have something for you.
Inside Copy: You’re holding it.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6622
Cover Copy: Remember, what happens on your birthday...
Inside Copy: Stands a good chance of showingup on Facebook tomorrow.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6403
Cover Copy: Here’s your birthday card.
Inside Copy: Here’s the inside.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6629
Cover Copy: If you ever thought too much about all the places in your home your pet has touched with his naked butt, you’d have to move.
Inside Copy: Hope you find a nice place to eat your birthday cake.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6427
Cover Copy: Once upon a time, a very special person was born who was destined to change the world.
Inside Copy: Calm down. It’s not you, it’s Jesus. I think he’d want you to have a happy birthday, though.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6631
Cover Copy: Yeah, it’s a card. A PAPER one.
Inside Copy: Happy Birthday, old school!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6430
Cover Copy: If someone asks how old you are today...
Inside Copy: Tell them it’s “nun” ya business!
MSRP: $3.49
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ZZB6661
Cover Copy: “You want a piece of me?” When good cake goes bad.
Inside Copy: Wishing you a big piece of birthday happiness.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB2790
Description: Pink umbrella drink
Inside Copy: Have a classy, sassy, something-fun-in-your-glassybirthday!
MSRP: $3.69
ZZB6678
Cover Copy:Dog: “I’ve been texting you.” Cat: “On a garage door opener?”
Inside Copy: Hope you get this message—Happy Birthday!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB2760
Cover Copy: In the world of birthdays, one day you are young and the next day you are...
Inside Copy: FABULOUS! Enjoy your day.
MSRP: $3.69
ZZB6689
Cover Copy: Cool
Inside Copy: Happy Birthday to someone who will probably be cool forever.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB2750
Cover Copy: Old friends are the best friends.
Inside Copy: And you’re getting best-er every year.
MSRP: $3.69
ZZB6695
Cover Copy: You’re not old. You’re “experienced”.
Inside Copy: Okay. Now I’m just making sh*t up.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1268
Cover Copy: You’re beautiful inside and out.
Inside Copy: Bitch.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6633
Cover Copy: You’re like a platypus.
Inside Copy: A totally weird combination of genes that will never happen again.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6696
Description: Buck
Inside Copy: Buck firthdays.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1528
Description: Little girls laughing
Inside Copy: Laugh a little. Pee a little. Laugh a little more.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1534
Description: Hula girls
Inside Copy: Time to offer you the traditional Hawaiian wish: “May yourcoconuts never hang lower than your grass skirt.”
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1540
Description: Granny doing the splits
Inside Copy: Sure, you can “get down.” Can you get up is the question.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1691
Cover Copy: “Can I see some I.D., miss?” “YES!!!”
Inside Copy: Hope your wildest birthday wishes come true.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5091
Cover Copy: When it comes to getting older, you have to have a positive attitude...
Inside Copy: and wine.Actually, you don’t really need the positive attitude.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5149
Cover Copy: Wine and trimming your own bangs = bad combination.
Inside Copy: Celebrate wisely.
MSRP: $3.49
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ZZB5151
Cover Copy: Like my outfit? It’s from Forever 71.
Inside Copy: You’ll always look hot, no matter where youend up shopping.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6460
Cover Copy: Happy birthday, you fabulous bitch.
Inside Copy: It takes one to know one.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1610
Description: Man putt
Inside Copy: Have one hole of a birthday.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5164
Cover Copy: We’ll be friends even when we’re old and crazy.
Inside Copy: Onedown, one to go.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6493
Cover Copy: It’s not just the clothes, it’s the attitude.
Inside Copy: Happy Birthday to someone who’s always known that.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1613
Description: Weiner dog
Inside Copy: Don’t just stay home and play with your weiner. You’ve got celebrating to do!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5223
Cover Copy: All I said was “Let’s have cake,” or “Let’s eat cake,” or something like that, and suddenly everyone got pissy!
Inside Copy: Don’t party with peasants. They ruin everything.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6533
Cover Copy: It’s your birthday, so relax, put your feet up...have people bring you things...
Inside Copy: You know...pretend you’re a man.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1614
Description: Boy in Tux
Inside Copy: Oh, yes.The ladies are in trouble tonight. Happy Birthday, heartbreaker.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5259
Cover Copy: We’re like sisters.
Inside Copy: Really naughty sisters.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6722
Cover Copy: Happy birthday to a woman who could survive in the wild.
Inside Copy: Yep. Just you, a couple credit cards, your cell phone, and a travel mug of coffee.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1636
Description: Boy on tractor
Inside Copy: You’re not old. You’re just drivingolder equipment.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5267
Cover Copy: A good friend would visit you in jail. A great friend would bail you out.
Inside Copy: A friend like me would be in the next cell.
MSRP: $3.49
ZOB1025
Description: Dog in bowtie
Inside Copy: Happy Birthday, you handsome dog!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1697
Cover Copy: The secret to life is a good dog and a smooth whiskey.
Inside Copy: That way, the dog can drive.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1934
Cover Copy: Happy Birthday to the least douchebaggy guy I know.
Inside Copy: This is the highest compliment I can give.
MSRP: $3.49
SHIP SEPT 2016
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ZZB5203
Cover Copy: Some people see this glass as half empty...some people see this glass as half full...
Inside Copy: You see it and think, “Let’s pour out the water and fill it with beer!”
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6490
Cover Copy: Everyone gets to be young once.
Inside Copy: Your turn’s over.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1935
Cover Copy: A real high-pitched fart will work as a duck call. “Did you say something?” “Huh?”
Inside Copy: This outdoorsy tip is your birthday gift.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6638
Cover Copy: 1. Get lots of money 2. Drive a cool car 3. Touch a boob
Inside Copy: Your wish list hasn’t changed muchsince you were 12.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB1942
Cover Copy: Middle-aged chickens: Dang! Now I can’t remember why I came over here!
Inside Copy: Happy Birthday!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB6719
Cover Copy: Middle-aged chopper: and this one has extra lumbar support, a bifocal windshield, and a built-in pill dispenser.
Inside Copy:Ride on, Dude.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZB5079
Description: Cow and donkey
Inside Copy: Thought you’d like to see some teats and ass on your birthday!
MSRP: $3.49
SHIP SEPT 2016
SHIP SEPT 2016
ZZB6720
Description: Before and after kids
Inside Copy: And we thought birthdays aged us.
MSRP: $3.49
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ZOS1008
Description: Hedgehog and rose
Inside Copy: Thanks for loving me even when I’m a little prickly!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS8700
Description: Grabbing buns
Inside Copy: Grab all the happiness you can!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS1117
Description: Smiling toast
Inside Copy: A toast to you!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS1015
Cover Copy: Thank you!
Inside Copy: Just a small toucan of my appreciation!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF8050
Description: Otters In love
Inside Copy: Meant for each otter.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF1073
Cover Copy: I love you this much.
Inside Copy: (It’s more than it looks like.)
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS1014
Cover Copy: You put up with each other for another year!
Inside Copy: Well done!
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS8760
Cover Copy: Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Inside Copy: In other words, I’m impressed.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS1112
Description: Dog’s butt
Inside Copy: Thanks from the bottom of my butt. (It’s a lot biggerthan my heart.)
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS1114
Description: Dogs in sunglasses
Inside Copy: You two were made for each other.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS1111
Description: Guilty-looking dog
Inside Copy: Love means never having to say, “who farted?”
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS8590
Cover Copy: On the sea of love...
Inside Copy: You’remy soul matey.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS1115
Description: Toddler shoes
Inside Copy: Those tiny feet will be followingin some pretty amazing footsteps.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZS8670
Cover Copy: Welcome, smelly angel.
Inside Copy: Congratulations!
MSRP: $3.49
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ZZF1062
Description: Dog in boxing gloves
Inside Copy: Kick today’s butt.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF1064
Description: Super picky
Inside Copy: You’re one of my favorite people.And I’m super picky.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF1055
Cover Copy: Please enjoy this card.
Inside Copy: It’s like a text message. Only slower.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF1093
Cover Copy: Dance like everyone’s watching and they’re jealous as hell.
Inside Copy: Blank
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF1069
Description: Whale doctor
Inside Copy: Get whale soon.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF8440
Cover Copy: Is it “butt naked” or “buck naked”?
Inside Copy: These are the kinds of questions I come to you for.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF1056
Cover Copy: “Taco cat” backward is still “taco cat.”
Inside Copy: Blank
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF1094
Cover Copy: Do you ever wonder if you’re a big weirdo and nobody’s telling you?
Inside Copy: No reason.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF6000
Cover Copy: If a big-ass flower doesn’t brighten your day, then I am out of ideas.
Inside Copy: Hope it’s all sunshine and flowers today.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF8450
Cover Copy: Friends are like coffee
Inside Copy: Necessary every damn day.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF1074
Cover Copy: Man’s best friend & man’s weird reclusive rooommate who poops in a box
Inside Copy: Blank
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF8110
Cover Copy: Sometimes I wonder how you got to be so great.
Inside Copy: Other times, I think about penguins.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF8510
Description: Donuts
Inside Copy: You are rainbow sprinkles in a sea of glazed.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF1075
Description: Winged cat
Inside Copy: I send lots of cards to lots of people, but yours has a flying kitten on it.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF1089
Cover Copy: How awesome you are.How awesome you are according to your dog.
Inside Copy: Everyone and their dog thinks you’re awesome.
MSRP: $3.49
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SHIP SEPT 2016
SHIP SEPT 2016
CARE CONCERN FRIENDSHIP THINKING OF YOU BLANKS ANY OCCASION
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CARD MERCHANDISERHolds 72 design facings
Spinner dimensions 67.5”H x 21”WIncludes signing
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ZZF8210
Cover Copy: Cat Treadmills
Inside Copy: Blank
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF8260
Cover Copy: “Glass of water please.” “Are you going to drink it or just knock it over on purpose?”
Inside Copy: Blank
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF8220
Cover Copy: Sometimes you make me crabby. Sometimes you drive me nuts.
Inside Copy: But we still belong together, no ifs, ands, or buts.
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF8250
Cover Copy: Be happy dammit!
Inside Copy: Blank
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF8120
Cover Copy: Amazeballs
Inside Copy: Blank
MSRP: $3.49
ZZF8200
Cover Copy: “I’m telling you, she’s dead. She’s never coming back.” “Shut up, Skeeter.” “But what if he’s right? WHAT THEN?” Your dogs all day, every day
Inside Copy: Blank
MSRP: $3.49
