2015 AppSecUSA 2015 - Wait wait... dont pwn me!
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The Rules for Wait Wait… don’t pwn me!
Each correct answer to the initial question is worth 3 points
A wrong answer subtracts 2 points
A pass on a question loses 1 point
A correct answer from an audience member gets allocated 2 points
to the panelist of their choice
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The Rules for Wait Wait… don’t pwn me!
The moderator may arbitrarily give or take away points at any time
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Online News Resources
Pandodaily
Forbes
Brian Krebs
Hacker News
Gizmodo
John McAfee
Ars Technica
Wired
Swift on Security
FBI/CIA/NSA
WSJ
Kim Zetter
TechCo
The Verge
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Round One
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Swift on Security
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According to Taylor Swift…
How does OS X connect to the internet?
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According to Taylor Swift…
“Cyber war doesn’t determine who is right…”What does it determine?
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According to Taylor Swift…
“If Linux is about choice, how come it never let’s me run… <what> ”
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According to McAfee…
“During my first 100 days in office, I will ask congress to replace the phrase "In God We Trust" with… <what>”
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According to McAfee…
Support for my "Hack the planet" platform has been so strong, I'm proposing we change the pledge from "under God" to with… <what>”
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According to McAfee…
What makes McAfee giggle like a 12 year old?
Hint: It’s a type of security test
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According to McAfee…
Who has John McAfee asked to be his running mate?
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Strange but true…
We’ve already done the John McAfee section, so I don’t know where else to go from there.
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What’s Wired with Kim Zetter
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What’s Wired with Kim Zetter
A vulnerability discovered in a popular remote management system used by thousands of businesses to manage employee mobile phones would allow an attacker to <what>?
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How much is estimated to be extorted from ransomware victims each year?
$1 million$5 million$10 million
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What’s Wired with Kim Zetter
How can you find out if the NSA or GCHQ spied on you?
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What’s Wired with Kim Zetter
In what year did a Russian spy gang start hijacking satellite links?
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What’s Wired with Kim Zetter
From the date the data from the Ashley Madison hack was posted, how many days was it before the CEO resigned?
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Bluff the Audience
Two 10 year old girls in Stratford, WA did what as part of a science project?
• Built a homemade clock and took it to school• Used a weather balloon to launch R2D2 Lego into space• Hacked into local TicketMaster computer
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Bluff the Audience…
The kid that was arrested for bringing a homemade clock to school in Texas was wearing what kind of t-shirt when he was busted?• Hack the Planet• Eat More Bacon• Maker Faire 2015
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Bluff the Audience
The Kardasians released a new app last month. What does the app do?
• Allow subscribers to track the sisters in real time• Auto shoots selfie every 15 minutes• Inserts a unique smilie face when you email
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I don’t know.
Who the f*ck cares?
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Krebs on Security
What is the name of the team who claims they hacked Ashley Madison?
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What does the LizardSquad attack tool do?
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What internal security technique was used to stop attackers from gaining access to all Target cash registers?
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Audience Limerick Challenge
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Audience Limerick Challenge
“When I think of something so thrillingAs a concept that’s well worth it's drilling,I talk to my minions, who have strong opinions On infosec, so un****…”
Taylor Swift
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Audience Limerick Challenge
“There once was a general who scared usGiving his mistress info she shared up.The case is now done, and he's basically won.With a 40,000 dollar fine for …”
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Final Round…
How much more?
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How much money was stolen and in what currency?
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